No servant can serve two masters, for\neither he will hate one and love the other,\nor he will be devoted to the one and despise the other.\nYou cannot serve God and money.\aLuke 16:13 (ESV)
Whoever walks in integrity walks securely,\nbut he who makes his ways crooked will be found out.\aProverbs 10:9
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep\nto gain that which he cannot lose.\aJim Elliot
I don't know who my grandfather was;\nI am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be.\aAbraham Lincoln
I object to intellect without discipline;\nI object to power without constructive purpose.\aSpock
I got the bill for my surgery.\nNow I know what those doctors were wearing masks for.\aJames Boren
All the passions make us commit faults;\nlove makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.\aLa Rochefoucauld
I love you, not only\nfor what you are, but\nfor what I am when I am with you. \aRoy Croft
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom\nand an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.\aMarlo Thomas
It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age,\nhe had been dead for two years. \aTom Lehrer
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.\aWalt Disney
No one ever built a statue to a critic.
Not all who own a harp are harpers.\aMarcus Terentius Varro
William Penn's aunts made great apple pies\nat low prices.  No one else in town\ncould compete with the pie rates of Penn's aunts.
"Surely you can't be serious."\n"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley."\a"Airplane"
Heisenberg might have been here.
Answer: No.\nQuestion: Is top-posting okay?
You can observe a lot just by watching.\aYogi Berra
I got this powdered water\nnow I don't know what to add.\aSteven Wright
Omnia dicta fortiora si dicta Latina\n(Everything sounds more impressive in Latin)
It is the quality rather than the quantity that matters.\aLucius Annaeus Seneca
As long as we're going to reinvent the wheel again,\nwe might as well try making it round this time. \aMike Dennison
Everyone has a purpose in life.\nPerhaps yours is watching television.\aDavid Letterman
When anyone says 'theoretically,'\nthey really mean 'not really.'\aDavid Parnas
They that can give up essential liberty\nto obtain a little temporary safety\ndeserve neither liberty nor safety.\aBenjamin Franklin
That men do not learn very much from history\nis the most important of all the lessons\nthat history has to teach.\aAldous Huxley
Every revolution begins as an idea in one man's mind.\aRalph Waldo Emerson
The chief cause of problems is solutions\aEric Sevareid
This ice cream has half the fat\nso I can eat twice as much!\nOh look, it has one third the sugar...\aDavid A. Wheeler
Once upon a time, there was a cookie.\nI ate it.\nAnd I lived happily ever after.\nThe cookie, not so much.\aMercy Wheeler
"It's today!" said Piglet.\n"My favorite day," said Pooh.
Very clever people, those with Brains, \nvery rarely understand anything.\aWinnie-the-Pooh (A.A. Milne)
Computers are useless.  \nThey can only give you answers.\aPablo Picasso
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power.\nWe have guided missiles and misguided men. \aMartin Luther King Jr.
The trouble with computers is that they do\nwhat you tell them, not what you want. \aD. Cohen
How long does it take a DEC field service engineer to change a lightbulb?\nIt depends on how many bad ones he brought with him.
Those who do not understand Unix\nare condemned to reinvent it, poorly. \aHenry Spencer
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world;\nthe unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself.\nTherefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.\aGeorge Bernard Shaw
Nothing endures but change.\aHeraclitus (540 BC - 480 BC)
If I have not seen as far as others,\nit is because there were giants standing on my shoulders.\aHarold Abelson
Oh, and women don't fall for the "I hack kernel stuff" line.\n I was lied to.\aMariusz Mazur
Publicity is justly commended as a remedy for social and industrial diseases.\nSunlight is said to be the best of disinfectants;\nelectric light the most efficient policeman.\aJustice Louis Brandeis
Journalist: Can you destroy the earth?\nThe Tick: Egad! I hope not, that's where I keep all my stuff!\a The Tick vs. The Tick
A pizza of radius z and thickness a has a volume of pi z z a
Any problem in computer science can be solved\nwith another layer of indirection.\nBut that usually will create another problem.\aDavid John Wheeler
Don't anthropomorphise software.  It hates that.\aslef
No one ever got fired for not buying Windows Vista\aJ. Nicholas Hoover
In the long run, we're all dead.\aJohn Maynard Keynes
It is difficult to get a man to understand something,\nwhen his salary depends upon his not understanding it!\aUpton Sinclair
The law, in its majestic equality,\nforbids the rich as well as the poor\nto sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.\aAnatole France
I tried to measure this to show that you were wrong,\nbut I was only able to show that you're right.\nHow annoying.\aRusty Russell
Internet Explorer - the #1 browser for downloading a better browser.\aUnknown
Creativity is the ability to form similar connections\nbetween disparate images and to create something new\nand hurl it into the future so it becomes a poem,\nor a building, or a dance, or a novel.\nCreativity is, in a sense, future memory\aTony Buzan
As [newspapers] are being sundered by the internet,\nwe can see how tangled the system always was.\nOutside a relative handful of financial publications,\nthere is no such thing as the news business.\nThere is only the advertising business.\aClay Shirky
Man is the only animal that blushes\n- or needs to.\aMark Twain
The man with a new idea is a Crank\nuntil the idea succeeds.\aMark Twain
When we were finishing our house,\nwe found we had a little cash left over,\non account of the plumber not knowing it.\aMark Twain
The bad news is robots can do your job now.\nThe good news is we're now hiring robot repair technicians.\nThe worse news is we're working on robot-fixing robots \n and we do not anticipate any further good news. \a'Adaptation' demotivational poster, Despair, Inc.
There is only one program: 'Hello, World!'.\nThe rest is maintenance\aDavid A. Wheeler
The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe.\aDr. McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
I would be delighted to offer any advice I can on understanding women.\nWhen I have some, I’ll let you know.\aCaptain Picard
It is possible to commit no errors and still lose.\nThat is not a weakness.\nThat is life.\aCaptain Picard
If you are not paying for it,\nyou're not the customer;\nyou're the product being sold.\aAndrew Lewis
Nobody believes the official spokesman...\nbut everybody trusts an unidentified source.\aRon Nelson
The source of humor itself is not joy, but sorrow\aMark Twain
That BBM is free for iOS and Android,\nand BlackBerry users have to pay for it.\aUnknown
Some people are poor, all they have is money.
The world's hunger is getting ridiculous.\nThere is more fruit in a rich man's shampoo than in a poor man's plate.
What goes around comes around.
The more you learn, the less you know.
The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
Intelligent people are full of doubts\nwhile the stupid ones are full of confidence.
The less you want, the richer you are...
Have more than you show, speak less than you know.\aShakespeare
'Long live the King! The King is dead'
Change is the only constant.
People were created to be loved.\nThings were created to be used.\nThe reason why the world is in chaos is because\nthings are being loved and people are being used.\aUnknown
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty:\nit's twice as big as it needs to be.
We don't see things as they are,\nwe see them as we are.\aAnais Nin
It's the possibility of having a dream come true\nthat makes life interesting
Colour is everything,\nblack and white is more.\aDominic Rous