Get this: ALIENS

[01:24]  * cyberizedMeister has started espering culminateCarnivore
[01:24] <cyberizedMeister> Greetings!
[01:25] <culminateCarnivore> Hello---❥ I don't know you---❥
[01:25] <culminateCarnivore> How do people keep getting my handle---❥
[01:25] <cyberizedMeister> I do not know you either!
[01:26] <cyberizedMeister> Science!
[01:26] <cyberizedMeister> That, or redirection.
[01:27] <culminateCarnivore> I see---❥ And what redirection would that be---❥
[01:28] <cyberizedMeister> My client has advised me against revealing his identity.
[01:29] <culminateCarnivore> Well that isn't suspicious at all---❥ And what would you and your "client" want with me---❥
[01:32] <culminateCarnivore> And so shy, suddenly---❥
[01:32] <culminateCarnivore> Go ahead, spit it out---❥
[01:33] <cyberizedMeister> I will procced to say that the client is always right.
[01:34] <culminateCarnivore> Is he---❥ Well then your client must be near omniscient---❥
[01:35] <culminateCarnivore> Again, I'd ask what such an obviously intelligent person would want with me---❥ After all, they must know that I am a person who enjoys her privacy---❥
[01:35] <cyberizedMeister> Okay, fine.
[01:36] <cyberizedMeister> His last name is Sirius.
[01:36] <culminateCarnivore> Oh---❥ Harken---❥
[01:36] <culminateCarnivore> Well, I take back all I just said about intelligence---❥
[01:36] <culminateCarnivore> How can I help you---❥
[01:37] <cyberizedMeister> Well, he gave me your handle.
[01:37] <culminateCarnivore> I see---❥
[01:38] <culminateCarnivore> Is there any particular reason he did so---❥ Or does he simply wish to add new blood to our bafflingly incestuous network of acquaintances---❥
[01:40] <cyberizedMeister> Presumably the latter.
[01:40] <culminateCarnivore> Well I suppose I can't fault him for that---❥
[01:41] <culminateCarnivore> Greetings, then, unfortunate new acquaintance of Harken Sirius, annoyance personified---❥
[01:41] <culminateCarnivore> I am Innana---❥ As you may well already know---❥
[01:42] <cyberizedMeister> Yes, Harken told me about you.
[01:42] <cyberizedMeister> A bit.
[01:42] <culminateCarnivore> DID he---❥
[01:42] <culminateCarnivore> Oh, this should be good---❥
[01:43] <culminateCarnivore> Go on, what did he tell you---❥
[01:44] <cyberizedMeister> He said something along the lines of 'a touchy subject in her book'.
[01:44] <culminateCarnivore> What is---❥
[01:45] <cyberizedMeister> Harken.
[01:45] <culminateCarnivore> Ah---❥
[01:47] <culminateCarnivore> Yes, well, he enjoys inflating his own importance---❥ As of right now, he's generally safe from any ire he wouldn't enjoy---❥
[01:47] <culminateCarnivore> So, then, new acquaintance---❥Tell me of yourself---❥
[01:50] <cyberizedMeister> Ceran Amecahrt.
[01:50] <cyberizedMeister> Age 14.
[01:50] <culminateCarnivore> Hm---❥ Human then---❥
[01:50] <culminateCarnivore> At least I assume---❥
[01:51] <cyberizedMeister> Yes, I am human!
[01:51] <cyberizedMeister> Anyway, where was I?
[01:51] <cyberizedMeister> Blood type AB.
[01:52] <culminateCarnivore> Interesting---❥ I was under the impression humans didn't consider blood caste to be of importance---❥ Considering you all share the same color---❥
[01:54] <cyberizedMeister> I like playing the synthesizer.
[01:54] <cyberizedMeister> I am skilled in engineering.
[01:54] <cyberizedMeister> And I have three prosthetic limbs!
[01:55] <culminateCarnivore> Oh really---❥ That's quite interesting actually---❥
[01:55] <culminateCarnivore> If you are skilled in engineering, did you build them yourself---❥
[01:57] <cyberizedMeister> No, a relative of mine did.
[01:58] <culminateCarnivore> A relative---❥
[02:00] <cyberizedMeister> Yes.
[02:00] <culminateCarnivore> What do you mean by that---❥
[02:02] <cyberizedMeister> My grandfather!
[02:02] <cyberizedMeister> He's a skilled prosthesist.
[02:05] <culminateCarnivore> Your what---❥
[02:07] <culminateCarnivore> Do you mean, a broodmate---❥ Except... whatever humans have in place of them---❥ Considering that you are not hatched---❥
[02:09] <cyberizedMeister> I have no idea what you are talking about.
[02:09] <culminateCarnivore> Hm---❥ Clash of cultures, I guess---❥
[02:10] <culminateCarnivore> A broodmate is... it's someone with whom you're born---❥
[02:10] <culminateCarnivore> And who you spend the first stage of life with---❥
[02:10] <cyberizedMeister> Ah, so like a guardian of sorts.
[02:11] <culminateCarnivore> No, your broodmates are your peers---❥
[02:11] <culminateCarnivore> Are humans genetically related to their own guardians---❥
[02:11] <cyberizedMeister> Yes.
[02:12] <cyberizedMeister> Either that, or they are adopted.
[02:12] <culminateCarnivore> How interesting---❥
[02:12] <culminateCarnivore> Would you say that a grandfather is the same age as you---❥ Or older or younger---❥
[02:13] <cyberizedMeister> Much, much older.
[02:15] <culminateCarnivore> Why, that implies you received your prosthetics from your own ancestor---❥ Humans must be a startlingly long-lived species---❥ Especially if you are already 14---❥
[02:18] <cyberizedMeister> 14 years isn't that long.
[02:18] <cyberizedMeister> Or perhaps...
[02:24] <cyberizedMeister> You talk as if you're not a human.
[02:26] <culminateCarnivore> Ha---❥ Harken didn't do a run down of the basics, did he---❥
[02:27] <culminateCarnivore> No, Ceran, I am not human---❥ Nor is Harken, nor Winona, should he have introduced you to her as well---❥
[02:27] <culminateCarnivore> I am a troll---❥
[02:27] <culminateCarnivore> ---------------❥
[02:27] <culminateCarnivore> Though wait, you have an image in mind for that word already---❥
[02:28] <culminateCarnivore> We do not resemble what humans consider when they think of a troll---❥ Our hair is not that unfortunate---❥ Usually---❥
[02:29] <cyberizedMeister> What is a troll?
[02:30] <culminateCarnivore> The short story is we are aliens---❥ Though Noah has said he believes we don't even exist in the same universe, but potentially ones that are simply crossing in unison with each other---❥
[02:32] <culminateCarnivore> We look fairly similar to humans according to pictures I've seen, except your skin runs the gamut from pale pink to brown, while ours is grey---❥ And you seem to lack horns---❥
[02:32] <culminateCarnivore> Oh, and apparently you all share red blood---❥
[02:33] <cyberizedMeister> Fascinating!
[02:34] <cyberizedMeister> I've never thought of the existence of an extraterrestrial species, or even to an extent, one outside our own universe!
[02:35] <cyberizedMeister> Sensational! ヽ(ﾟ〇ﾟ)ﾉ
[02:36] <culminateCarnivore> Really---❥ Trolls are well aware of the existence of life on foreign planets---❥ Though... our awareness does tend toward the empirical, so I am glad that your planet has been spared---❥
[02:37] <cyberizedMeister> Ah, monarchy.
[02:37] <cyberizedMeister> But I have to ask; Our planets are on different universes, am I right?
[02:38] <culminateCarnivore> That's Noah's best guess so far---❥ Admittedly interdimensional magic has never been my strong suit---❥ I trust their judgement though---❥
[02:39] <cyberizedMeister> Then your... ruler, for a lack of a better term, wouldn't know about our homeworld.
[02:39] <culminateCarnivore> You should speak to Noah, as well as Vera---❥ They are also humans, but I'm assured you'll find their companionship incredibly rewarding---❥
[02:39] <culminateCarnivore> And no; if the Empress knew of your planet, you would already be enslaved---❥
[02:40] <cyberizedMeister> I'll take your advice for it. I have not had friends in a long while!
[02:40] <cyberizedMeister> The Empress....
[02:40] <cyberizedMeister> Hmm, your planet's culture does sound grueling.
[02:41] <culminateCarnivore> It has its less palatable points yes---❥ As I'm sure does yours---❥
[02:41] <cyberizedMeister> A monarchy taking advantage of slaves? I can only stand and shudder.
[02:42] <culminateCarnivore> I for one don't condone the practice---❥ It's a terrible waste of resources---❥ The Empress cares little for the true interests and talents of trolls or aliens---❥
[02:43] <culminateCarnivore> For example, Noah is exceptional in magical knowledge and Vera is---❥
[02:43] <culminateCarnivore> Well, in a word, adorable---❥ Or perhaps she would prefer "punchy"
[02:44] <culminateCarnivore> And yet the status quo would likely assign each of them to similar drudgery---❥
[02:44] <cyberizedMeister> I, personally, would prefer democracy.
[02:45] <culminateCarnivore> Hmm---❥ Interesting---❥
[02:46] <cyberizedMeister> Say, how is media on your planet?
[02:46] <culminateCarnivore> Er---❥ Quite honestly I don't consume much---❥ I'm fairly remote---❥ Harken or Winona might be better to ask---❥
[02:47] <culminateCarnivore> Also, I'm sorry to run, Ceran but I have a candle that needs looking after---❥
[02:47] <cyberizedMeister> Oh, that's fine!
[02:48] <cyberizedMeister> Honestly, I was the one rambling on.
[02:48] <culminateCarnivore> I have enjoyed this conversation, though---❥ You were a surprisingly thoughtful gift---❥
[02:48] <cyberizedMeister> Why, thank you!
[02:48] <culminateCarnivore> We should talk again sometime, and do say hello to the others---❥
[02:48] <cyberizedMeister> I will.
[02:48] <culminateCarnivore> Till then, goodbye---❥
[02:48]  * culminateCarnivore has ceased espering cyberizedMeister!