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- >Of all the places why did zebras have to live in the middle of a dense fucking jungle?
- >You are Anon and you've been tasked to get to know the striped race.
- >You pleaded with Twilight for a good hour saying things like how you'd rather not get turned into a frog or worse.
- >Become the local voodoo doll.
- >She insisted that you should go and that it'd be a new experience.
- >What has it got you so far?
- >Stuck out in the middle of a jungle hacking your way through to find a bunch of crazy horses.
- >Seriously though, this shit sucks.
- >Your whole outfit is pretty ragged at this point.
- >And your boots are soaked from a detour through a swamp.
- >You seem to be heading in the right direction though.
- >Weird smells started to form in the air.
- >Hopefully you'll take it as a sign your getting close.
- >You look at the map that Twilight gave you, but fuck all it's pretty much pointless.
- >You throw it away because you can't into maps.
- >After walking a little bit further you now feel completely lost.
- >Without a soul in sight.
- >The smell still lingers in the air so you try using that as the method to reach the area.
- >That would be the case if your next step didn't make a tripwire come loose.
- "Eh?"
- >Dumbass, you took long and now just got hit with a log.
- >Before completely blacking out you hear a bunch of whooping.
- >So this is how it's gonna go, eh?
- >...
- >Voices can be heard but it sounds like they are whispering.
- >You open your eyes to the sight of three zebras standing there in a circle like they are planning something.
- >It takes a moment, but you realize you are tied to what appears to be a cross.
- >And there is a firepit beneath you.
- >Oh fuck no, you ain't being sacrificed to no Popo in the sky today.
- "Can I be untied now?"
- >They all jump and proceed to look at you.
- >"I-It speaks!"
- >"And it reeks!"
- >"Also looks like it hasn't bathed in weeks!"
- >Oh god they rhyme too.....
- >You thought Zecora was bad enough.
- >But a whole fucking town of them?
- >You may become the next Snoop Dogg before this shit is over.
- "I'm guessing this is the zebra homeland right?"
- >They look at each other and proceed to answer you.
- >"The land of stripes, you are not wrong."
- >"However, now we have one that don't belong."
- >"Why have you invaded our zebra throng?"
- >This could get more complicated than you had hoped for.
- >Better to tell the truth. Not like your in a position to lie.
- "I came here on behalf of Princess Twilight Sparkle."
- >"Pony-kind send one of ill look?"
- >"I'd say not believe him he may be a crook!"
- >"Me thinks him saying Princess will let him off the hook."
- >Their banter is immediately interrupted by a female voice from behind.
- >"Now now. If a pony princess is the one who sends, best to let him free or else it may be a bitter end."
- >They don't say anything and give a nod in the direction.
- >You are immediately let down without any hesistation from them.
- >Must be the leader or something.
- >You turn around and she a much more elder looking zebra.
- >She wears a raggedy cloak and has various piercings on her ears.
- >She gives a smile, but it immediately turns into a more serious look
- >"Should your tale be a lie dear, all will be lost and you'll be left with fear."
- "Trust me after wondering this place for a good while, I'd rather not get into a deeper mess."
- >She give you a look over and proceeds to smile once again.
- >"Aye. Your journey must have been rough, but this wood can make you tough."
- >She starts sniffing the air, and she probably found out that you stink more than anything else around here.
- >Which is pretty bad considering where you are.
- >"Best if you go take a quick shower, then meet back here within the hour."
- "I appreciate the hospitality Miss...?"
- >"Amara is the name, child. Means elegance and grace not stubborn and wild."
- "And my name is Anonymous. Anon for short."
- >After using the "shower", which was pretty much a bucket with holes hanging from a tree branch you make your way back to the center of the village.
- >The three you first had in front of you still stand within the area.
- >"He's back!"
- >"Thought you'd be running back."
- >"Better hope your tale stacks."
- >You just shoot them a glance and then Amara exits from her abode.
- >"You three give him some slack, we are not here for an attack."
- >They proceed to leave, all the going the same direction.
- "Do they stay by each other all the time or something?"
- >"Brothers, yet they are one. Have spoken words with rivals none."
- "They can easily just go off what the other says?"
- >"Just like a flip of a bit, it's easy for them and they have wit."
- "Huh."
- >For some reason, all this rhyming isn't bothering you right now.
- >Maybe it's because they are all doing it and not just one is.
- >Well for whatever it's worth, it looks like you'll be stuck here for some time.
- >Better stay on their good side and not perform a crime.
- >Damn, what that a rhyme?
- >Oh shit that was too. It might be starting to rub off on you.
- >....FUCK
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