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>"if you were gud, you would stop being matched with peruvia

Aug 18th, 2014
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  1. >Be a new shitter
  2. >Play unranked
  3. >Get Peruvians
  4. >Git a bit gud
  5. >Play Calibration matches
  6. >Get Peruvians
  7. >1k MMR
  8. >Get Peruvian but understand it becuase I am 1k MMR Shitter
  9. >2k MMR
  10. >Get Peruvian but understand it becuase I am 2k MMR Shitter
  11. >3k MMR
  12. >Still getting Peruvian that scream and call me names in broken english
  13. >Get more gud
  14. >5k MMR
  15. >STILL GETTING PERUVIANS
  16. >One of them says "You nub, you no 6k"
  17. >Reach 6K
  18. >Smash and Cecil feed in my games while RTZ laugh at me in his stream because fuck you
  19. >Git gud enough for a team
  20. >Our first tournament has 10 peruvians teams
  21. >Get in TI qualifier
  22. >Union Gaming is in it.
  23. >Reach TI 6
  24. >Group are being decided
  25. >Revenge ends en my group
  26. >Later that night a recieve a call
  27. >It is Iceiceice
  28. >"if you were gud, you would stop being matched with peruvian"
  29. >I can heard BurNing and Mushi laughing the background
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