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- >Be a new shitter
- >Play unranked
- >Get Peruvians
- >Git a bit gud
- >Play Calibration matches
- >Get Peruvians
- >1k MMR
- >Get Peruvian but understand it becuase I am 1k MMR Shitter
- >2k MMR
- >Get Peruvian but understand it becuase I am 2k MMR Shitter
- >3k MMR
- >Still getting Peruvian that scream and call me names in broken english
- >Get more gud
- >5k MMR
- >STILL GETTING PERUVIANS
- >One of them says "You nub, you no 6k"
- >Reach 6K
- >Smash and Cecil feed in my games while RTZ laugh at me in his stream because fuck you
- >Git gud enough for a team
- >Our first tournament has 10 peruvians teams
- >Get in TI qualifier
- >Union Gaming is in it.
- >Reach TI 6
- >Group are being decided
- >Revenge ends en my group
- >Later that night a recieve a call
- >It is Iceiceice
- >"if you were gud, you would stop being matched with peruvian"
- >I can heard BurNing and Mushi laughing the background
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