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- > Day Slim Jim in Equestria
- > Once more you've devised a plan to stop Fluttershy from raping you
- > You sit in a dark room, with nothing but candles and light from the stars
- > In the of a magic circle you've drawn are a pile of Slim Jims you've kept hidden since your first appearance in Equestria
- "AEGIS NEMO SLIM JIMUS SAVAGUS"
- > You stood above the Slim Jims chanting when suddenly a breeze blows out the candles
- > Suddenly you're tackled down and you make out the shape of a Pegasus
- > "O-oh hey Anon, is pegging your fetish?"
- "No. HELP ME, I'M HUNGRY AND GOT NOTHING TO EAT!"
- > "Don't worry Anon, you could alwa-"
- > CRASH
- > "SNAP IN TO A SLIM JIM, OH YEAH!"
- > The phantom of Macho Man Randy Savage grabbed Fluttershy and threw her into space, all the while screaming into the voids of space
- > Randy Savage lifted you up to your feet and shoved a box of Slim Jims into your arms
- > "WHENEVER YOU'RE FEELING HUNGRY OR THREATENED BY FLUTTERS, GIVE ME A CALL, OH YEAH!"
- > Lightning struck, and where Macho Man Randy Savage stood were a pair of his iconic sunglasses
- > Day Macho Man in Equestria
- > Shit, shower, shave, and eat
- > You decide to take a walk around P0nyville and you bump into Twilight and the others with Fluttershy in tow shivering in a blanket
- > "Anon, we heard what you did to Fluttershy and we've decided to make you pay Anon!" Twilight said
- > Twilight and the other Mane Six gets into battle position to take you in
- "Well, what are you girls gonna do to me? Not to mention she had it coming. Who breaks into a house in the middle of the night with a strap on? I had to defend myself!"
- > "Anon, Fluttershy is just a tad shy and doesn't know how to show her love for you! What you did is just simply horrible and brutish!" Rarity said
- > "Yeah! Fluttershy just need some loves you, why can ya'll get along?" Applejack yelling at you
- "Girls, I'm not interested in p0nies for buck sake!"
- > "Well Anon, we'll make you love p0nies, whether you want to or not!" Twilight said
- > They begin getting rape in their eyes and you do what you can only do
- "HELP ME MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!"
- > The Mane Six stood there dumbfounded but Fluttershy began to squeak and piss herself
- > One of the buildings near you exploded
- > "OOOOOHHHH YEAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
- > The sound of Randy Savage could be heard all the way from Canterlot, simultaneously, all Mares and Stallions jizzed themselves within two miles
- > Macho Man Randy Savage appears from the wreckage
- > "YOU P0NIES THINK YOU CAN GANG UP ON ANON LIKE THE HART FOUNDATION DID TO ME? YOU FREAKS GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!"
- > Before Twilight could ask a question, Randy Savage ran towards the Mane Six and clothlined Rarity, falling down to the ground out cold, and grabbed Pinkie Pie, punching her in her face
- > Applejack tried to buck him, but Randy Savage's rock hard body was affect
- > He grabbed her legs and threw her and Pinkie Pie onto Rarity
- > "No one messes with my friends!" Twilight snarled as she shot a bolt of magic at Randy Savage
- > Using his sunglasses, Macho Man Randy Savage reflected Twilight's attack back at her, sending her flying
- > "Alright pal, you're going DOWN!" Rainbow Dash tackles Randy Savage, and tries to lift him into the air but couldn't bring him up higher then a few inches
- > Randy Savage grabs Rainbow Dash and punches her in her gut, and threw her onto the ground then picked her up and threw her onto the pile of p0nies
- > He walked over and picked up Twilight
- > "Oooohhh, why are you doing this to us?"
- > "WHY? SIMPLE, A MACHO MANIAC CALLED FOR ME TO PROTECT HIM, LIKE HOW THE HULKSTER DID FOR ME IN MY TIME OF TROUBLE, HE WANTED PROTECTION AND SLIM JIMS, AND I DELIVER!" He grabbed her by her horn and threw her onto the others
- > The Mane Six, groaning in pain and stunned, could only watch as with a mighty leap, Macho Man Randy Savage jumped onto the top of Town Hall, readying his finishing move
- > You stood there, awestruck as Randy Savage jumped high into the air and begin descending down onto them like a fist of an angry god
- > Randy Savage lands on the pile hitting hard with his elbow sends a shockwave throughout P0nyville, shattering windows
- > Thrown back, you flew a few feet as Randy Savage drove the Mane Six into the ground, leaving nothing left but their mangled bodies in a smoking crater
- > As you get up and ran to them, you see no signs save for a few boxes of Slim Jims and his iconic hat
- > You pick up the boxes and hat as you went back home to enjoy a liter of Sunny D and Slim Jims as you watch some tv
- > Today was a good day
- NEXT TIME IN RANDY SAVAGE: INTER-DIMENSIONAL WRESTLING FEDERATION ANTI-RAPE SQUAD
- WILL THE MANE SIX FIND A WAY IN ANON'S PANTS? WILL RANDY SAVAGE BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE MIGHT OF TRIXIE AND TWILIGHT'S COMBINED MAGICAL MIGHT? TUNE IN WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE WRITING MORE!
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