'The Gamer Truth'
Whole video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRq7lLawQB4
Jump to part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRq7lLawQB4&t=0m31s
Jump to part (instrumental): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJwe0nKbFtY&t=0m10s

Calliope - ???
Clio - ???
Thalia - ??? [No solo part?]
Terpsichore - ???
Melpomere - ??? [No solo part?]
http://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Muses

Calliope:
We are the Muses, Goddesses of the arts and proclaimers of Heros

Terpsichore:
Heros like Hercules

Thalia:
Honey you mean HUNKules
Huhuhu, I'd like to make some sweet music with him! (Anyone: Mmmmm...)

Calliope:
Our story actually begins long before Hercules (All: Ooooo), many eons ago... oooAAHHHIYAH!

Back when the world was new (Thalia: WAHH!)
The gamer race was down on its luck
And everywhere gigantic brutes called Journos ran amok

Thalia:
It was a nasty place
There was a mess wherever you stepped

Calliope:
Where chaos reigned and cis-hate and pandering never slept (Thalia: Woo, say it girlfriend!)

All:
Then along came Milo

Calliope:
His ethics then attacked

All:
He struck!

Calliope:
Left the Journo’s plans in cracks!

All:
They're fucked!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks
And that's the gamer truth
The guy was too type "A" to just relax

Terpsichore:
And that's the world's first dish (Thalia: Yeah baby!)
Milo had won while still in his youth (All: still in his youth)

All:
Though, honey, it may needs disclaimers
That's the gamer truth

On InfiniteChan life was neat and smooth as sweet vermouth, ooooOOO
Although, honey, it may need disclaimers
That's the gamer truth!

Ahhhh ah!

Anyone:
Uhhhhh huhuh

All:
Ahhhh ah!

Anyone:
Heey hey hey!

All:
Ahhhh ah!

Anyone:
Hey hey hey HEY!

All:
Ahhhh Ahha!

Anyone:
YEAHHHH YEAH!

All:
Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhh!
Ahhhh Ahhhh Ahhhhhhh Ahhhhhhh!
Ahhhhhhhhh!