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- FractalFluff, January 15, 2014; 03:50 / FB 16572
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- >Be Fluffy Researcher
- >Investigating emotional development of fluffies.
- >Now attempting to answer the question of whether food is more important to a foal, or "huggies"
- >Physical affection.
- >Many of your collegues insist that foals crave physical contact at least as much, or more, as their mother's milk
- >You argue that it's impossible to judge.
- >Therefore you set up a fluffy version of one of Harry Harlow's notorious monkey studies.
- >You take two mares — grown sisters from the same litter, virtually identical.
- >Impregnate them, allow them to reach term, then remove and euthanize the foals.
- >("Huuhuuhuu! Bayyyybeeeeehhs... huuuhuuhuuuu..."
- >Amputate all the legs on one, just the rear legs on the second.
- >("Huuhuuhuu! Weggiiiiiieeees... huuhuuhuu...")
- >Enucleate both.
- >("Huuhuuhuu! Eyesiiiiiies... huuhuuhuu...")
- >Both mares are strapped to one wall of a small pen in
- >Sitting in the classic "milkbag" position.
- >Fed through nasogastric tubes
- >Other tubes suck away waste.
- >You take the last surviving foal from your previous experiment (Number 16)
- >Douse it with plenty of that special foal-acceptance pheremone
- >And place it in the pen.
- >The quadruple amputee's body is caged in wire mesh, her head tipped back an masked to prevent her from nuzzling
- >Her udders are encased in metal
- >Only the very tips of her teats are available.
- >Mare A, or the "milkies mare".
- >The double amputee can move the upper half of her body almost freely
- >But her udders are locked away behind a padded leather belt.
- >Comfortable to hug, but prevents the foal from getting any milk.
- >Mare B, or the "huggies mare".
- >They can't see, but they can still hear and speak. And smell.
- >*chirp* *chirp*
- >*snf*
- >"Baybeh? Whewe baybeh? Come tu mummah, baybeh! Come tu mummah!"
- >Confused, the foal totters first one way, then the other.
- >Finally, he clambers onto the lap of the "huggies mare"
- >Blindly, she nuzzles and cuddles him
- >"Dwink miwkies, babbeh! Ge' big an stwong!"
- >But he can't find her teats.
- >Eventually, fussing, he clambers down
- >Fidgets up onto the mesh-covered body of the milkies mare
- >"Wahh... wan gif huggies! Pwease gif weggies, nee' fow huggies!"
- >The foal chirps in increasing distress.
- >He can't feel any warmth or softness
- >Just the hard wire mesh
- >The stiff metal.
- >He finds her teats and suckles briefly
- >But without some softness, some affection, he can't settle.
- >He totters back to Mare B for cuddles.
- >"Miwk! Miwk!" he pleads
- >"Siwwy baybeh, yu dwinkin miwkies!"
- >The mare's milk is being pumped off.
- >She has no idea he isn't drinking it.
- >"Miwk!"
- >Eventually the hunger overwhelms him
- >He crawls back to Mare A
- >Suckles a little more.
- >"Wub?" he pleads. "Hugs? Wub?"
- >"Wan gif huggies!" sobs Mare A.
- >"Pwease! Baybeh nee huggies an wuv, nu jus' miwkies!"
- >Baby crawls back and forth between the two mares.
- >He tries to dig under Mare A's mesh, but only hurts himself.
- >He tries to dig under Mare B's "bra", but only hurts her.
- >He never stays long enough with the milkies mare to fill his tummy
- >Becomes more and more fractious and fussy
- >Starts crying and swallows air, making things worse.
- >Mare A is frantic, trying to struggle free of her cage
- >As if she could embrace him even if she were able to get out of the mesh.
- >Mare B is increasingly confused;
- >He's nursing at her teats all the time, why is he crying for milk?
- >A day passes
- >Then another.
- >The foal is getting sicker.
- >He sleeps fitfully in the arms of the "huggies mare"
- >Now getting insufficient rest as well as too little milk.
- >The milkies mare is hallucinating
- >A result of her sensory deprivation.
- >She seems to blame the foal for her condition
- >She screams at the baby to go away, the whole time that he feeds.
- >Mare B has finally understood that he isn't getting her milk
- >Now she hallucinates too
- >Swatting at an army of "bad baybehs" who come to steal her milk
- >Sometimes hitting "her" baby
- >The hungry foal.
- >"Mummah! Mummah!" he cries.
- >"Why huwt? Nu wub? Miwk!"
- >On the third day, Mare A. is calling for him
- >"Baybeh? Baybeh? Why nu dwink miwkies?"
- >Unmilked, the pressure in her udders is painful.
- >His nursing relieves it, and she coos over him.
- >But the other mare is also calling:
- >"Whewe baybeh? Dummeh mawe steaw baybeh!"
- >She wraps him in her hug
- >He sleeps for a short time, then wakes crying for milk.
- >But he won't let go, won't leave her to drink from the other mare.
- >They both sing "mummah songs"
- >But different; dischordant.
- >Instead of comforting him, they make him cry.
- >By the evening of fourth day, the baby is too weak to move.
- >He lolls in Mare B's "arms"
- >Twisting his head towards the milkie mare
- >She croons over him, hugs him
- >But without food, she can't save him.
- >The fifth day dawns. He's almost lifeless.
- >With the greatest effort, she pushes him away.
- >She doesn't want to.
- >It breaks her heart.
- >But she's heard him nursing
- >Can smell the milk leaking from her sister's udders.
- >She shoves him as far in the direction of the "milkies mare" as she can
- >"Huuhuuhuuu... pwease dwink miwkies... sissy haf miwkies fow baybeh... huu..."
- >He manages to place his mouth on her teat
- >But he's too weak to suck now.
- >He sinks to the floor of the pen.
- >"Am... bad... baybeh..." *chirp*
- >"Mummah... nu... wub..." is the last thing he says.
- >You miss all this.
- >You assistant, rushed off his feet, doesn't have tie to do anything except check vitals twice a day.
- >You intended to record the process
- >But you didn't set the camera up properly.
- >Come in, find the baby dead by the "milkies mare"
- >A drop of milk on his lips.
- >Attribute death to hypothermia.
- >Your report concludes that fluffies will happily forsake affection for a full belly.
- >"Greedy little rats."
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