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Mid Lane Is Literally The Prisoners Dillemma

Oct 5th, 2014
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  1. Reminder that Mid Lane Is Literally The Prisoners Dillemma
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  3. Reminder the Nash Equilibrium proves you should defect (take mid) rather than cooperate (let your random subhuman peruvian teammate take Mid)
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  5. Reminder Further :
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  7. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle
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  9. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law
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  11. It's insultingly obvious how these two apply to the 10 player, 5v5, 1 person per mid lane on each side, game of dota, so i won't even insult your intelligence to spell it out.
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  13. FURTHER REMINDER : IN CASE ANYONE ON D2G ATTEMPTS TO TRICK YOU INTO GIVING UP MID.
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  17. >Yes goy, support me, rely on others to win.
  18. >Do not take solo mid.
  19. >Do not take snowball carry.
  20. >Don't even think of taking those ancients
  21. >Do NOT make your own destiny.
  22. >Do as you are told, I know better.
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  24. THIS MAN IS THE ENEMY
  25. HE WANTS TO DENY YOU YOUR GOD GIVEN AUTONOMY IN DOTA
  26. YOUR DOTATONOMY
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  28. HE WANTS YOU TO NOT BE ABLE TO DECIDE YOUR OWN FATE
  29. HE WANTS TO DECIDE IT FOR YOU.
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  31. DOES YOUR GAME OF DOTA2 BELONG TO YOU? DO YOU DECIDE IF YOU WIN OR LOSE? OR DO YOU PUT YOUR FATE IN THE HANDS OF ANOTHER MAN?
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  33. WOULD YOU BE SO SUBSERVIANT TO OTHERS?
  34. WOULD YOU THROW YOUR INDEPENDENCE OUT LIKE YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE?
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  36. I DON'T THINK SO.
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  38. THAT'S NOT AMERICA.
  39. THAT'S NOT EVEN MEXICO.
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  42. IS A DOTATARD NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN APM?
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  44. NO SAYS THE MAN IN MID, IT BELONGS TO THE LANE CONTROLLER.
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  46. NO SAYS THE MAN TAKING THE ANCIENT STACK, IT BELONGS TO THE FARM MASTER
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  48. NO SAYS THE MAN BUILDING DAGON, IT BELONGS TO THE KDR MASTER
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  50. I REJECTED THOSE ANSWERS; INSTEAD I CHOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT; I CHOOSE TO PLAY DOTA LIKE A MAN
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  52. I CHOSE : MAINING SOLO MID SNOWBALL CARRY
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  54. von "Also sprach Zarajuistra : Ein buch fรผr Mid und Carry" - "On becoming Der รœbermid"
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