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- Reminder that Mid Lane Is Literally The Prisoners Dillemma
- Reminder the Nash Equilibrium proves you should defect (take mid) rather than cooperate (let your random subhuman peruvian teammate take Mid)
- Reminder Further :
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_principle
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law
- It's insultingly obvious how these two apply to the 10 player, 5v5, 1 person per mid lane on each side, game of dota, so i won't even insult your intelligence to spell it out.
- FURTHER REMINDER : IN CASE ANYONE ON D2G ATTEMPTS TO TRICK YOU INTO GIVING UP MID.
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- >Yes goy, support me, rely on others to win.
- >Do not take solo mid.
- >Do not take snowball carry.
- >Don't even think of taking those ancients
- >Do NOT make your own destiny.
- >Do as you are told, I know better.
- THIS MAN IS THE ENEMY
- HE WANTS TO DENY YOU YOUR GOD GIVEN AUTONOMY IN DOTA
- YOUR DOTATONOMY
- HE WANTS YOU TO NOT BE ABLE TO DECIDE YOUR OWN FATE
- HE WANTS TO DECIDE IT FOR YOU.
- DOES YOUR GAME OF DOTA2 BELONG TO YOU? DO YOU DECIDE IF YOU WIN OR LOSE? OR DO YOU PUT YOUR FATE IN THE HANDS OF ANOTHER MAN?
- WOULD YOU BE SO SUBSERVIANT TO OTHERS?
- WOULD YOU THROW YOUR INDEPENDENCE OUT LIKE YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE?
- I DON'T THINK SO.
- THAT'S NOT AMERICA.
- THAT'S NOT EVEN MEXICO.
- IS A DOTATARD NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS OWN APM?
- NO SAYS THE MAN IN MID, IT BELONGS TO THE LANE CONTROLLER.
- NO SAYS THE MAN TAKING THE ANCIENT STACK, IT BELONGS TO THE FARM MASTER
- NO SAYS THE MAN BUILDING DAGON, IT BELONGS TO THE KDR MASTER
- I REJECTED THOSE ANSWERS; INSTEAD I CHOSE SOMETHING DIFFERENT; I CHOOSE TO PLAY DOTA LIKE A MAN
- I CHOSE : MAINING SOLO MID SNOWBALL CARRY
- von "Also sprach Zarajuistra : Ein buch fรผr Mid und Carry" - "On becoming Der รbermid"
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