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  1. Why was Chara so influencial over Frisk?
  2. [spoiler]Well, he was quite the Chara-cter.[/spoiler]
  3.  
  4. [spoiler]kill me[/spoiler]
  5.  
  6. What do you call Asriel's spirit?
  7. [spoiler]A ghoatst[/spoiler]
  8.  
  9. What's Asriel's favorite breakfast food?
  10. [spoiler]Goatmeal.[/spoiler]
  11.  
  12. What differentiates Asgore from Toriel?
  13. [spoiler]A goatee.[/spoiler]
  14.  
  15. Why is Sans always smiling?
  16. [spoiler]Because nothing gets under his skin.[/spoiler]
  17.  
  18. Why does Napstablook use the elevator even though he can phase through walls?
  19. [spoiler]Because it's the only thing that can lift his spirits.[/spoiler]
  20.  
  21. Why was the demo so well received even though it was just a tutorial?
  22. [spoiler]Because there was a lot tu toriel.[/spoiler]
  23.  
  24. Why is Papyrus a fantastic craps player?
  25. [spoiler]Because he loves throwin' the bones.[/spoiler]
  26.  
  27. Why is Mettaton so famous?
  28. [spoiler]Because he has met-a-ton of people.[/spoiler]
  29.  
  30. Why did the snail get fired from his job?
  31. He got written up for [spoiler]Molluskation[/spoiler]
  32. Everyone in office was glad to see him [spoiler]escargot[/spoiler]
  33.  
  34. Why doesn't Toriel want to play Undertale?
  35. Because it gets [spoiler]too-riel for her.[/spoiler]
  36.  
  37. What music plays at every monsters funeral?
  38. [spoiler]Another one bites the dust[/spoiler]
  39.  
  40. How did Muffet get such a nice tea set?
  41. She ordered it off the [spoiler]Web[/spoiler]
  42.  
  43. Why are Pyropes so easy to upset?
  44. They're a little [spoiler]hot-headed.[/spoiler]
  45.  
  46. The Frostdrake has always thought himself a comedian.
  47. But then he [spoiler]real-iced[/spoiler] he won't able to keep his ''cool'' on stage.
  48.  
  49. Why did Gaster's experiment fail so spectacularly?
  50. [spoiler]Because he was just ''winging'' it.[/spoiler]
  51.  
  52. Why did Bratty have to run the shop alone for a day?
  53. Because there was a [spoiler]Cattytastrophe[/spoiler]
  54.  
  55. How can Papyrus stand San's terrible jokes?
  56. He's a glutton for [spoiler]pun-ishment.[/spoiler]
  57.  
  58. Why was Shyren invited to Undyne's place?
  59. [spoiler]Because she can tuna piano, nothing fishy here.[/spoiler]
  60.  
  61. What's the best way to ask Undyne out?
  62. Take her for some [spoiler]wine un-dyne.[/spoiler]
  63.  
  64. What's Toriel's favorite sport?
  65. [spoiler]Baasebaall[/spoiler]
  66. Asriel's?
  67. [spoiler]Baasketbaall[/spoiler]
  68. Asgore's?
  69. [spoiler]Footbaall.[/spoiler]
  70.  
  71. What d'ya call Frostdrake and Chilldrake?
  72. [spoiler]Chill-dren.[/spoiler]
  73.  
  74. What's Gaster's favorite food?
  75. Chicken Wing[spoiler]ding[/spoiler]s.
  76.  
  77. What sound does Gaster's doorbell make?
  78. [spoiler]Wing[/spoiler]ding-Dong.
  79.  
  80. What does Gaster say as soon as he wakes up on October 9th?
  81. WINGA DINGA DURGEN.
  82.  
  83. Knock Knock
  84. Chara
  85. "Nobody [spoiler]Chara's[/spoiler] about me."
  86.  
  87. Knock knock
  88. "Who's there?"
  89. Tutor
  90. "Tutor who?"
  91. [spoiler]Tu tor-iels are better than one.[/spoiler]
  92.  
  93. Knock knock
  94. "Who's there?"
  95. Sans
  96. "Sans who"?
  97.  
  98. Alternatively
  99. Knock knock
  100. Sans
  101. [spoiler]Sans[/spoiler] you won't open the door, I suppose I'll just stick around 'til you feel better.
  102.  
  103. Knock knock
  104. "Who's there?"
  105. Gas
  106. "Gas who?"
  107. Oh, I'm not so good at remembering voices. Sorry.
  108.  
  109. Knock knock
  110. "Who's there?"
  111. Gaster
  112. "Gaster who?"
  113. [spoiler]Gast-er[/spoiler] rent was up and she moved out, huh?
  114.  
  115. Knock knock
  116. "Who's there?"
  117. Mettaton
  118. "Mettaton who?"
  119. Don't be like that, we've already [spoiler]Mett-a-ton![/spoiler]
  120.  
  121. Why does everyone in the underground want to be rectangular?
  122. [spoiler]Because Mettaton made it hip to be square.[/spoiler]
  123.  
  124. Why did sans give Toriel a bell for her birthday?
  125. [spoiler]Because her horns dont work![/spoiler]
  126.  
  127. Did'ja hear about the Ice Cap who went to law school?
  128. [spoiler]Now he's Just-Ice.[/spoiler]
  129.  
  130. Why's Chara always late for work?
  131. [spoiler]Because he never has any time to [SPARE][/spoiler]
  132.  
  133. How'd Napstablook react when he learned Mettaton is his sibling?
  134. [spoiler]He turned white as a sheet.[/spoiler]
  135.  
  136. What do you call a skeleton who cuts trees?
  137. [spoiler]A lumbar-jack.[/spoiler]
  138.  
  139. What do you call an Otaku who can only say "Yes?"
  140. A[spoiler]greeaboo.[/spoiler]
  141.  
  142. Where do teenage skeletons go for an education?
  143. [spoiler]High skull.[/spoiler]
  144.  
  145. Why'd the Monster Kid join the armed forces?
  146. He heard they were no longer recruiting for the [spoiler]"army".[/spoiler]
  147.  
  148.  
  149. How do skeletons commute to work?
  150. They use the carpool tunnel.
  151.  
  152. Why does Asgore keep buying spears?
  153. [spoiler]Because he constantly breaks his spares.[/spoiler]
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