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May 1st, 2012
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  1. >Specify unknown object by cursor? [ynq] (q)
  2. >Please move the cursor to an unknown object.
  3. >(For instructions type a ?)
  4. >u a horse or other quadruped (fluffy pony)--More--
  5. >More info? [yn] (n)
  6. >y
  7. >A common housepe(s)t, the fluffy pony dies easily but makes up for it with astounding reproductive rates and a willingness to try and eat anything.
  8. >You begin bashing things with your bare hands.
  9. >You hit the fluffy pony! The fluffy pony kicks! The fluffy pony bites! The fluffy pony shits!
  10. >You kill the fluffy pony!
  11. >You see here a fluffy pony corpse.
  12. >There is a fluffy pony corpse here; eat it? [ynq] (n)
  13. >You eat a fluffy pony corpse.
  14. >Ulch! That meat was fluffy! You feel deathly fluffy.
  15.  
  16. >You chat with a fluffy pony.
  17. >The fluffy pony asks you for spaghetti.
  18. >You throw a meatball.
  19. >The fluffy pony gets hit in the face by the meatball and devours it greedily.
  20. >Pick an object.
  21. >u a horse or other quadruped (tame fluffy pony)
  22. >#ride
  23. >Your fluffy pony is not saddled.
  24. >#kick
  25. >In what direction?
  26. >You kick the fluffy pony. The fluffy pony shits. The fluffy pony dies. You hear the rumbling of distant laughter.
  27.  
  28. >What do you want to use or apply? [c or ?*]
  29. >?
  30. >c - an uncursed stethoscope.--More--
  31. >What do you want to use or apply? [c or ?*]
  32. >c
  33. >In what direction?
  34. >Status of the fluffy pony (lawful): Level 1 HP 1(1) AC 10, tame, scared, hungry.
  35.  
  36. >You throw a rock. The rock hits the fluffy pony!
  37. >The fluffy pony tries to run away in fear!
  38. >The fluffy pony picks up an amulet of life saving.
  39. >The fluffy pony wields an amulet of life saving!
  40. >The fluffy pony misses you. The fluffy pony misses you.
  41. >You slash the fluffy pony! You kill the fluffy pony!
  42. >You see here a fluffy pony corpse and an amulet of life saving.
  43.  
  44. >You kick the fluffy pony! You kill the fluffy pony!
  45. >You see here a fluffy pony corpse and an altar to Huan Ti (chaotic).
  46. >l - a fluffy pony corpse
  47. >You see here an altar to Huan Ti (chaotic)
  48. >Offer what? [l or ?*]
  49. >l
  50. >Your offering is consumed in a burst of flame!
  51. >The voice of Huan Ti booms out!
  52. >"WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WITH YET ANOTHER FLUFFY PONY, YOU FAGHAT?"
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