Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- >Specify unknown object by cursor? [ynq] (q)
- >Please move the cursor to an unknown object.
- >(For instructions type a ?)
- >u a horse or other quadruped (fluffy pony)--More--
- >More info? [yn] (n)
- >y
- >A common housepe(s)t, the fluffy pony dies easily but makes up for it with astounding reproductive rates and a willingness to try and eat anything.
- >You begin bashing things with your bare hands.
- >You hit the fluffy pony! The fluffy pony kicks! The fluffy pony bites! The fluffy pony shits!
- >You kill the fluffy pony!
- >You see here a fluffy pony corpse.
- >There is a fluffy pony corpse here; eat it? [ynq] (n)
- >You eat a fluffy pony corpse.
- >Ulch! That meat was fluffy! You feel deathly fluffy.
- >You chat with a fluffy pony.
- >The fluffy pony asks you for spaghetti.
- >You throw a meatball.
- >The fluffy pony gets hit in the face by the meatball and devours it greedily.
- >Pick an object.
- >u a horse or other quadruped (tame fluffy pony)
- >#ride
- >Your fluffy pony is not saddled.
- >#kick
- >In what direction?
- >You kick the fluffy pony. The fluffy pony shits. The fluffy pony dies. You hear the rumbling of distant laughter.
- >What do you want to use or apply? [c or ?*]
- >?
- >c - an uncursed stethoscope.--More--
- >What do you want to use or apply? [c or ?*]
- >c
- >In what direction?
- >Status of the fluffy pony (lawful): Level 1 HP 1(1) AC 10, tame, scared, hungry.
- >You throw a rock. The rock hits the fluffy pony!
- >The fluffy pony tries to run away in fear!
- >The fluffy pony picks up an amulet of life saving.
- >The fluffy pony wields an amulet of life saving!
- >The fluffy pony misses you. The fluffy pony misses you.
- >You slash the fluffy pony! You kill the fluffy pony!
- >You see here a fluffy pony corpse and an amulet of life saving.
- >You kick the fluffy pony! You kill the fluffy pony!
- >You see here a fluffy pony corpse and an altar to Huan Ti (chaotic).
- >l - a fluffy pony corpse
- >You see here an altar to Huan Ti (chaotic)
- >Offer what? [l or ?*]
- >l
- >Your offering is consumed in a burst of flame!
- >The voice of Huan Ti booms out!
- >"WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO WITH YET ANOTHER FLUFFY PONY, YOU FAGHAT?"
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement