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- >Day Alternative Methods in Equestria
- >As a knock come from your door, you set down your ladle, letting the soup continue to simmer.
- >You take a quick peek at the clock, seeing that it's barely six thirty.
- >Heading to the door, you open it and see an ecstatic pink maned Pegasus.
- >She walks in, not even waiting for you to move.
- "You know I was going to let you in, right?"
- >She giggles.
- >"I-I know, but I'm so used to having to force my way in, sorry."
- >Sighing, you close the door.
- "You're half an hour early."
- >Fluttershy looks to you, doe eyed.
- >"I know, but I was so excited I just couldn't wait!"
- >You give no expression, remaining as plain as possible.
- "Well, guess it doesn't matter. Dinner's done anyway."
- >Heading into the kitchen, Flutters follows, sighing like a content schoolgirl.
- >"A stallion who can cook... I'm so lucky~"
- >You just hum, turning the flame off.
- >As you pull out two bowls, Fluttershy takes a seat at your table, sniffing the forks.
- >"Ohhh, they smile like you~"
- >You internally cringe, but don;t give an inch with your emotional block.
- >"Anon... thank you sooo much for asking me out! I was getting tired of having to think of new ways to get to you."
- >Filling the two bowls up, you don't even look to the mare.
- "Oh, really? What would you have tried next?"
- >She giggles.
- >"Oh, just some grade A sedatives. Nothing special."
- >Nodding to yourself, you dim the lights, setting her bowl in front of her.
- >She gasps, smiling softly.
- >"You're such a gentlecolt."
- >Normally, you would tell her that you are not a horse, but she won't be staying long.
- "Dig in, I made it especially for you."
- >Once again, the mare giggles.
- >"Oh Anon, it's much to hot for me."
- >You were hoping she would say that.
- >Walking to the mare, you take her spoon and dip it into the soup, avoiding the special ingredient.
- >You blow on it, cooling it as she watches you, eyelids fluttering.
- >Bringing the spoon to her mouth, she opens it and eagerly accepts it.
- >She lets off a soft moan, savoring the soup.
- >"O-Ohhh my, it's so good! What flavor is it?"
- >You keep your emotionless face on as you dip it back in, pulling on the special ingredient.
- "Rabbit."
- >Her doe eyed expression drops to one of worried shock.
- >"... W-What?"
- >Lifting the spoon, you show her the meat.
- "Mhmm, my favorite. Tell me, when was the last time you saw Angel?"
- >Fluttershy jumps back from her seat, gasping and crawling backwards on the ground.
- >"Y-You didn't."
- >Sitting at her place, you take the spoon in your mouth, slowly chewing.
- "Didn't I?"
- >Her eyes begin to water.
- >She reaches a hoof up to her mouth before vomiting on your floor.
- >After a few minutes of dry heaving and crying, she looks to you.
- >"You're a monster!"
- >You take another spoon, repeating the slow chewing.
- "I'm just me."
- >She cries more openly, running for your door.
- >"Angel, noooooooooo!"
- >She slams it open, running home.
- >Once she is out of sigh, you start to snort, growing into a full on laugh.
- >Hitting your table a couple times, you try to whistle.
- >When that fails, you just walk over to the cupboard and open it, having the rabbit jump out and onto your counter.
- >You toss him a sack full of bits and he chuckles, opening it to count.
- "Thanks for the help. Oh god, she was FREAKING out."
- >He just nods, making rabbit noises.
- "Man, what did you give me by the way? It was freaking tasty."
- >He pulls out a bow, placing it on the counter.
- "I don't understand."
- >He looks from the bow to you twice before pointing out the window.
- "... You're a stone cold mother fucker."
- >He just shrugs, pulling out a derby cap before looking at the clock.
- >As he does, he scratches his head.
- "Huh? Oh, the next train to Los Pegasus leaves in twenty minutes."
- >He shakes your hand, taking the bag that is nearly double his size and hopping away.
- >Once he is gone, you go back to the table and continue to eat the soup.
- "Psycho rabbit."
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