Space Chutney > The correlation between that list, and the list of alliances I've made homeless
Space Chutney > Is striking

Space Chutney > dont be fucking dumb
Space Chutney > You great big cunt.

Space Chutney > Oh man morale quotes
Space Chutney > I dont need morale quotes to win, I need dudes in fleet.

Space Chutney > And then when we find out how strong your ceo's spine is, Ill still win, like the last obtuse cunt I kicked out.

Space Chutney > Dont be shit
Space Chutney > Theres your help right there

Space Chutney > We did get a version of the RUS BR for last night though
Space Chutney > > See INK caps, drop dreads, act smug on TS
Space Chutney > > Disconnect
Space Chutney > > Reconnect, see -10.0 ticker
Space Chutney > > Disconnect

Space Chutney > Sean runs a tight recruitment operation
Space Chutney > No useful people will get past him

Space Chutney > It was happening
Space Chutney > Then it wasnt
Space Chutney > Then it was again
Space Chutney > And then it wasnt

Space Chutney > Shut the fuck up member from corporation 15b
Space Chutney > Its how much money you cost me a week
Space Chutney > Im going to start referring to you as how much you cost, and how little I tolerate having you around, saves learning individual names.

Space Chutney > When a child looks for other children to play with.
Space Chutney > He rarely wants to join the dumbdumb children.
Space Chutney > Because dumbdumb children, get laughed at by the not dumbdumb children.
Space Chutney > They often cant defend their toys
Space Chutney > And then when their toys get taken from them, often their own toys get used to beat them to death with
Space Chutney > So
Space Chutney > Strangely
Space Chutney > Children very much like to play with the other winning children.
Space Chutney > Thats why the winning children, dont take advice from the dumbdumbs, on how to do things.

Space Chutney > Thats fine generic member 20b

Space Chutney > Im very much the Shia Lebeouf of FCing

Space Chutney > YES 10 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR

Space Chutney > Also
Space Chutney > On the SRP requests
Space Chutney > Remember to put the correect FC
Space Chutney > "Varc Gayback"

Space Chutney > And I dont like this alliance

Space Chutney > Watch out bros
Space Chutney > Got some hardasses here, all about the _fun_
Space Chutney > ISK IS NO PROBLEMO

Space Chutney > oh you from the new corp, you can get to the back of the fuck off train

Space Chutney > He's either a spy, or an idiot and a newbie. I am unsure, but it tickles me a little bit that they will have to deal with him

Space Chutney > Some say, it wasnt funny 10 years ago either but like all my jokes they get better with age
Space Chutney > Ive been working on a joke called the unthinkables for a while

Space Chutney > [22:25:38] Darth Plaguiss > It's lived through PL's Doomsday already...  Soo as long as PL continues to be shit we should be good.
Space Chutney > Cant wait for this corp to join
Space Chutney > If one of his supers dies in lowsec, Im kicking them without warning

Space Chutney > http://i.imgur.com/vrRxTOw.jpg what ship is this?
Darth Plaguiss > kronos?
Space Chutney > Thanks for playing, we'll have to decline your app.

Space Chutney > When they ask about the JB map, we give them http://i.imgur.com/C81iYHU.png

Space Chutney > The only reward people who fly that shit is a bullet in the back of the head for being too dumb.

Space Chutney > another bug fixed
Space Chutney > or feature added as ccp would call it

Space Chutney > Today we'll be fighting a) An entire coalition
Space Chutney > b) with just INK again )))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Space Chutney > I think its about time you guys killed more than you lost
Space Chutney > On the balance of probability it was bound to happen eventually

Space Chutney > Hi Im Space
Space Chutney > And I havent lost a fleet yet this week

Space Chutney > They do seem to think losing 2b worth of ships is something we actually register

Space Chutney > And being smug is the #1 rule of INK FCs

Space Chutney > A nice new Ford Transit actually caught my eye
Space Chutney > New ones are epic
Space Chutney > I like the height
Space Chutney > and the aircon
Space Chutney > it was mainly the aircon that got me

Space Chutney > Ill keep shouting at you shitlords until you get it through your dense as shit skulls.

Space Chutney > Lets play
Space Chutney > Hands up whos a cunt

Space Chutney > days without INK fucking up: 0

Space Chutney > we are literally going to have to work harder because you are dumber

Space Chutney > i used to play pong back in the day, so fuck off

Space Chutney > Point this fucking nerd

Space Chutney > Status: Smug

Space Chutney > And when I login, all the RUS mains logout

Space Chutney > So lets play
Space Chutney > How many RUS dreads will login while I am ))

Space Chutney > He'd run out of courage
Space Chutney > I barked some more at him

Space Chutney > its not like those cooking recipies, 5 minute recipies like 'oh yeah with will be easy' and then they start using words you don't fucking understand... Fuck those recipies

Space Chutney > The policy is dont be a useless cunt, and you dont get kicked.
Space Chutney > In return, we'll make your corp rich and not shit.

Space Chutney > No thanks to blind luck and the abundance of idiots you got away with it. Otherwise we'd be culling corps like you were Mcdonalnds nuggets

Space Chutney > #top10fc

Space Chutney > fuck.
Space Chutney > peer pressure in this alliance

Space Chutney > Looks like its time to post actual CTA's
Space Chutney > I wonder who's Tengu fleet is better, INK or ALL THE RUSSIANS

Space Chutney > Oh well, time to put in 90% effort I guess
Space Chutney > Gotta ramp up slowly with these things

Space Chutney > So legit that eagle fleet is never happening
Space Chutney > On the grounds that your too dumb to be allowed to post fits
Space Chutney > Feel free to send your CEO or corp leadership to complain to me

Space Chutney > Lyonic is proof that we never kick anyone
Space Chutney > No matter how annoying
Space Chutney > no your scottish mate
Space Chutney > Its literally not happening
Space Chutney > I mean once upon a time
Space Chutney > we built walls to keep you out
Space Chutney > Now we send Gordon Brown to ask you to stay

Space Chutney > it takes a lot to impress me
Space Chutney > But your shit fit impresses me with its stupidity

Space Chutney > I mean you are to fitting eagles
Space Chutney > What Dalcho is to flying titans

Space Chutney > I hear threatening me with non-participation because you dont get your free money
Space Chutney > Always plays out well

Space Chutney > 10% tidi is fun in the same way being told your HIV negative is fun

Space Chutney > (21:49:31) Space Chutney [UN.CO]: And someone should ship in some Ishtars and put them on alliance contracts because the alliance will need them, any complaints can be forwarded to the nobody gives a shit department.

Space Chutney > We dont have a method of punishing the FC beyond me shouting at him.
Space Chutney > And me shouting at him, often doesnt work, because they just laugh about it in their corp chat.

Space Chutney > Welcome to INK. If your PVP is reliant on you getting a free ship feel free to find another alliance, we dont mind.

Space Chutney > I think your retarded too, but I think Ive said that to your face too

Space Chutney > Ive never lost anything.

Space Chutney > HI IM SPACE CHUTNEY
Space Chutney > AND IM NOVEMBERS ALLIANCE LEADER

Space Chutney > Im the god king of winning

Space Chutney > he's french
Space Chutney > I bet he knows the french for en suite

Space Chutney > get hyped mates
Space Chutney > get fucking hyped

Space Chutney > Your a member of GUOES
Space Chutney > They like to pretend I dont exist
Space Chutney > They run a channel called Varc#1

Varc Grayback > Space Chutney lets be fair here you dont exist to our corp
Space Chutney > No, of course I dont, my CS:GO game isnt up to scratch

Space Chutney > I wish I had a retard repelant

Space Chutney > I read some things on the internet
Space Chutney > And I thought, I wonder how my alliance and coalition plans to deal with these
Space Chutney > so I asked
Space Chutney > and the answer was OH GOD PLZ COME BACK

Space Chutney > Where if INK dies an article is posted within 24 hours
Space Chutney > But if INK kills 30b ISK, an article never appears
Space Chutney > Writing and banging your head on the keyboard arent the same thing.

A random recruit on Chutney:
[21:16:18] Stardust Mina > are you serious? ... i flown with him in NC. and he managed to insult each and everyone of us in one sentence...

Space Chutney > come on be nice we stoped beeing a elite pvp alliance 2 days ago
Space Chutney > no mads

James Dean Rockafella > space chutney im your biggest fan
Space Chutney > lol
Space Chutney > <3