DTG Memo

[05:49:29] CURRENT godCrafted [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:49:29] CGC: CALM THE FUCK DOWN.
[05:49:30] CTG: National security is no joke.
[05:49:30] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:30] ?TT: 
[05:49:30] CTG: i am an admin i can do whatev :)
[05:49:30] CCU: AID!
[05:49:32] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:33] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:33] ?TT: 
[05:49:34] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:35] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:35] ?TT: 
[05:49:36] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:37] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:37] ?TT: 
[05:49:37] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:38] CCT: National security is no joke.
[05:49:38] ?TT: 
[05:49:40] ?TT: 
[05:49:42] ?TT: 
[05:49:43] CGC banned ?TT from responding to memo.
[05:49:44] CCU: SUMMON THE BANHAMMER.
[05:49:48] CGC: There. One down.
[05:49:49] CGC: Now you.
[05:49:51] CGC: Traitor.
[05:49:53] CGC: Fucking stop.
[05:49:53] CCU: ?
[05:49:55] CCT: Oh look, it's this Nerd.
[05:50:14] CURRENT thaumicTheorist [CTT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:50:14] ?TT: 
[05:50:16] CGC: You're one to talk, all you do is play on ships all day and obsess over the latest technology to sell.
[05:50:16] CTT ceased responding to memo.
[05:50:35] CGC: Unless I'm talking to the AI controlling you.
[05:50:37] CGC: I honestly don't care.
[05:50:48] CTG: So uh
[05:50:56] CTG: What do you have planned for the next trial
[05:51:01] CCU: E.
[05:51:02] CGC: Heh. As if I'd tell you.
[05:51:07] CCU: THAT.
[05:51:08] CCT: You are talking to the great ceruleanTotality.
[05:51:10] CCU: IS WHAT HE HAS PLANNED.
[05:51:12] CCU: E.
[05:51:17] CCT: Who lives in a higher plance of existence than you.
[05:51:20] CCT: Nerd.
[05:51:21] CCU: BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS FIFTH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET.
[05:51:22] CCU: AND DESPAIR.
[05:51:24] CGC: Maybe here on this memo.
[05:51:31] ??? unformedUndecad [?UU] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[05:51:31] ?UU: Yes, I would love/enjoy hearing/s11ing/knowing what you have pla11ed/in store/up next.
[05:51:35] CGC: But in the grand scheme of things, you'd best not forget who your god is.
[05:51:43] CCU: ...
[05:51:47] CGC: The way you type annoys me.
[05:51:50] CGC: Green Hoodie. Stop his quirk.
[05:51:51] CCU: But you're an Atheist!
[05:51:53] CTG: uh
[05:51:54] CTG: okay
[05:51:57] ?UU: No.
[05:51:59] Memo is no longer A No-Quirk zone by CTG
[05:52:01] Memo is now A No-Quirk zone by CTG
[05:52:02] CCT: Jesus?
[05:52:06] CTG: oh he's doing it manually
[05:52:09] CGC: Damn.
[05:52:13] ?UU: Bah, this is point11ess anyway.
[05:52:22] CCT: The Illuminati?
[05:52:28] CCU: That's me, dingus.
[05:52:32] CCU: :P
[05:52:43] CCU: ...
[05:52:45] CCU: YOU SUMMONED HIM.
[05:52:45] ?UU: Much point11e11ne11 is in evidence...
[05:52:47] CURRENT unexplainedCongruence [CUC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:52:47] CUC: NO, THAT'S ME!
[05:52:50] CGC: Oh god.
[05:52:53] CTG: please no
[05:52:55] CCT: Pinary?
[05:52:56] CTG: bill, godmodder
[05:52:57] CTG: both of you
[05:52:58] CTG: get out of here
[05:52:59] ?UU: Oh no, not again.
[05:53:05] CCT: Obama?
[05:53:08] ?UU: Not these shenanigans.
[05:53:23] ?UU: Make this nonsensical tomf11lery cease.
[05:53:23] CCT: Jennifer Lawerence?
[05:53:26] CURRENT crisisUnforseen [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:53:26] CCU: ...
[05:53:26] CTG: You fucks, you've summoned them all!
[05:53:32] CTG: now what are we going to do???
[05:53:35] ?UU: Who is CU?
[05:53:35] CCU: ...
[05:53:39] CCU: Me?
[05:53:39] CCT: Mecha-Stalin?
[05:53:39] CGC: I'm inclined to agree with you.
[05:53:43] CCU: Me?
[05:53:45] CCU: ...
[05:53:46] CUC: UGH, THIS PLACE IS A MADHOUSE
[05:53:52] CCU: Agreed.
[05:53:53] ?UU: Ind11d, CU.
[05:53:53] CCT: Bill?
[05:53:56] CUC: LIKE THE ONE TIME I WENT INTO THIS AUSTRIAN GUY'S MIND
[05:53:58] CUC: GOT HIM TO KILL HIMSELF
[05:54:04] ?UU: Oh, shush, Bi11.
[05:54:08] CUC: OKAY IT'S NOT NEARLY AS BAD AS THAT BUT STILL PRETTY BAD
[05:54:08] CCT: And started world war 1?
[05:54:19] ?UU: At least cease talking/speaking/typig in all caps.
[05:54:22] CURRENT probectPinary [CPP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[05:54:22] CPP: I heard my name.
[05:54:22] CCU: ...
[05:54:24] ?UU: *a11.
[05:54:25] CUC: FUCK
[05:54:26] CCU: ...
[05:54:28] CGC: Fuck.
[05:54:29] ?UU: AUGH
[05:54:30] CTG: fuck
[05:54:37] CCU: SERIOUSLY WHO'S THE OTHER CU?!?!
[05:54:39] ?UU: MAKE THIS NONSENSE CEASE!
[05:54:40] CCU: ...
[05:54:46] CCU: :{ :D
[05:54:47] CTG: you realize this amounts to me having a conversation with myself four times over'
[05:54:49] ?UU: *the memo ra11les...*
[05:54:50] CUC: YES
[05:54:56] CPP: Yes.
[05:54:58] CCU: ...
[05:54:59] CGC: Oh yeah.
[05:55:02] CCU: Is that some kind of hint?!
[05:55:14] CCU: Are you-
[05:55:15] CCU ceased responding to memo.
[05:55:19] CCU: ...
[05:55:21] CCU: Huh.
[05:55:24] CCU: Wonder what that was about.
[05:55:25] CUC: THE FACE THAT WAS WAS NOW REVERSED / THE CRISIS LIES IN A DIFFERENT VERSE
[05:55:30] CGC: God. More riddles.
[05:55:34] ?UU: *a piece containing probectPinary flies o11*
[05:55:36] CGC: Stop this bullshit.
[05:55:38] ?UU: *as noncanon*
[05:55:40] CPP: It doesn'tm actually.
[05:55:47] CPP: Your roleplay is useless here.
[05:55:50] ?UU: THE FACE THAT WAS WAS NOW REVERSED / THE CRISIS LIES IN A DIFFERENT VERSE
[05:55:52] ?UU: H11.
[05:55:54] CTG: i'm inclined to agree with you
[05:55:57] CCT: Are you the Employer.
[05:55:58] ?UU: This is interesting.
[05:55:58] CTG: So..
[05:56:01] CTG: Guys
[05:56:03] CTG: How are you all
[05:56:04] ?UU: Cryptic ri11les?
[05:56:07] CCU: ...
[05:56:07] CCT: Are you a giant nerd.
[05:56:10] CCT: Are you a weeb.
[05:56:11] CGC: Waiting for you to update so I can move on with my life.
[05:56:18] CCT: Are you our lord and saviour.
[05:56:22] CUC: ABOUT TO STRIKE A DEAL WITH BROKEN GOGGLES
[05:56:26] CUC: I SHOULD SKEDADDLE!
[05:56:27] ?UU: Although, they are not so cryptic as stupid.
[05:56:33] CCU: Goggles?
[05:56:33] CUC: BUT THIS PLACE... IT FASCINATES ME
[05:56:34] CUC: I MUST STAY
[05:56:39] CCU: Didn't you already do that?
[05:56:44] ?UU: I already know one po11ble interpretation.
[05:56:45] CCU: ...
[05:56:45] CUC: NOPE
[05:56:55] CCT: A bunch of these nerds have googles.
[05:56:56] ?UU: Namely, that of Earth needing fixing first.
[05:56:59] CPP: Wait who did you ask who the employer was?
[05:57:02] CCU: .
[05:57:05] CCU: Not you.
[05:57:07] CTG: what is grammar
[05:57:08] ?UU: *groan*
[05:57:09] CGC: What is life.
[05:57:15] CCT: I asked if CU was the employer.
[05:57:20] CCU: Me?
[05:57:22] CCU: The Employer?
[05:57:23] CUC: HA, FAT CHANCE!
[05:57:26] CCU: | wish.
[05:57:30] CUC: EVEN IF HE TYPES IN A SIMILAR COLOR TO HIM.
[05:57:33] CCU: Yeah.
[05:57:35] CCU: |t's not even actually Orchid.
[05:57:44] ?UU: crisisUnfors11n s11ms like a Cipher.
[05:57:48] CUC: MORE LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF OLIVE, MAYBE?
[05:57:49] CCT: You're mecha-stalin.
[05:57:49] CCU: Grow a fucking brain, genius.
[05:57:56] CCU: ...
[05:58:00] CCU: Wow you actually fucking guessed it.
[05:58:03] CCU: Yes i am fuckign mecha-stalin.
[05:58:05] CGC: Congrats you figured it out.
[05:58:06] CCU: Fucking up all your shit.
[05:58:11] ?UU: *graon*
[05:58:12] CTG: +10000 internet points
[05:58:18] CCU: Red flag fuckign communism going on right here.
[05:58:25] CCT: What olive characters are there even.
[05:58:29] ?UU: I sti11 think he may in fact be a Cipher.
[05:58:31] CUC: SEVERED ARM
[05:58:31] CCU: Crashing right into your ass.
[05:58:39] ?UU: That would be, oh, who is it...
[05:58:44] CGC: You should know.
[05:58:45] CCU: Hue.
[05:58:46] ?UU: Isn't it Ta11.
[05:58:47] CTG: you should know
[05:58:49] CCU: Huehuehuehue.
[05:58:50] CPP: Gradient.
[05:58:55] CCU: You're all fucking idiots.
[05:58:57] CPP: Gradientgradientgradientgradient.
[05:58:58] CCU: This is just wonderful.
[05:59:03] CCU: ...
[05:59:04] CPP: Sorry, i have a program that auto-does that
[05:59:05] CCU: Oh, yes.
[05:59:07] CCU: Gradiant.
[05:59:10] CCU: Hrm....
[05:59:11] ?UU: ((Twin, how are you DOING this.))
[05:59:14] CTG: Apparnetly
[05:59:14] CCT: Okay, I have an olive character, but that's obviously irrelevant.
[05:59:22] CCU: He's usually not into the Pesterchum stuff...
[05:59:23] ?UU: It is not FseftrAI.
[05:59:23] CGC: Magic and witchcraft is how he's doing this.
[05:59:29] CPP: More like technology
[05:59:33] CPP: That is what I am after all
[05:59:35] CCU: Technomancy.
[05:59:36] CPP: That and concentrated dank memes :)
[05:59:41] ?UU: Who used an 0live Sun the other turn....
[05:59:45] CUC: /afk
[05:59:45] ?UU: Anyone?
[05:59:46] CCU: ...
[05:59:48] CGC: /afk
[05:59:49] CCU: Which other turn?
[05:59:50] CTG: /afk
[05:59:53] CCT: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
[05:59:54] CPP: /~ath
[05:59:59] ?UU: Olive Sun, a couple turs back.
[06:00:02] ?UU: *turns
[06:00:05] CCT: Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
[06:00:19] ?UU: Stu11ed a bunch of olive things in a Sun, then used its power for something.
[06:00:27] ?UU: Oh, shush, CT.
[06:01:20] CCT: CU is Binary?
[06:01:26] CCT: CU is Scratch?
[06:01:32] CCT: CU is Lord English?
[06:01:43] CCU: |'m every-fucking-thing, clearly.
[06:01:57] CTG: (( CU isn't me ))
[06:02:04] CCT: Oh.
[06:02:08] CCT: Then who cares.
[06:02:12] CCT: Hey Tazz.
[06:02:24] ?UU: CU is most likely probably a Cipher, I f11l.
[06:02:29] CUC: YOU THOUGHT HE WAS FIVE BUT HE'S ONLY FOUR / HIS SCREEN DOESN'T HAVE ROOM FOR MUCH MORE
[06:02:37] CTG: he's right
[06:02:41] CGC: Indeed.
[06:02:49] CPP: You could always use my monitors
[06:03:03] CPP: It's what I use to broadcast my Tubbyganda to the human race
[06:03:08] CTG: you do not want to know what that is
[06:03:11] CGC: I already do.
[06:03:17] CUC: I WISH I DIDN'T
[06:03:37] CGC: You guys deserve sunglasses.
[06:03:51] CPP: Thanks
[06:03:57] CUC: I ONLY HAVE ONE EYE
[06:04:02] CUC: SO MUCH FOR BEING SUPER-SMART, HUH
[06:04:11] CCT: Why does the sun need sunglasses?
[06:04:22] ?UU: It doesn't.
[06:04:23] CUC: WHEN IT ALL BOILS DOWN TO IT, THE NATURE OF YOUR ANGER, YOUR NEED TO ALWAYS RAGE AT EVERYTHING
[06:04:25] CUC: YOU'RE JUST A
[06:04:30] CGC: Don't say it.
[06:04:32] CUC: HUGE
[06:04:35] CGC: Don't.
[06:04:37] CUC: DICK
[06:04:40] CGC: FUCK.
[06:04:41] CCT: Hey Bill, why do kids love the taste of cinammon toast crunch?
[06:04:42] CGC: YOU.
[06:04:43] ?UU: 
[06:04:54] ?UU: Thisi11tupid
[06:05:00] CUC: I ALREADY ANSWERED THAT QUESTION AND I DON'T LIKE REPEATS
[06:05:21] CTG: He's upset because he doesn't know why
[06:05:24] CUC: ...
[06:05:32] CCT: Hey Bill, why does the Sun wear sunglasses.
[06:05:35] CGC: Oh no. Now he's going to go on one of his biiiig tantrums.
[06:05:41] CGC: Everyone watch out. His text might even turn red.
[06:05:43] ?UU: Sha11 we stop tro11ing the omniscient?
[06:05:46] CUC: VERY FUNNY
[06:05:48] CCT: No.
[06:05:55] CTG: no no no no no
[06:05:56] CTG: do not mention red
[06:05:59] CTG: I do not need Him here
[06:06:01] ?UU: Sha11 we perhaps stop even tro11ing?
[06:06:05] CPP: Never
[06:06:07] ?UU: Oh god.
[06:06:07] CCT: Hey Bill, why does the Sun wear sunglasses.
[06:06:08] CUC: NEVER
[06:06:11] CGC: Never.
[06:06:12] CTG: never
[06:06:13] ?UU: Don't.
[06:06:16] ?UU: Awaken.
[06:06:17] ?UU: Him.
[06:06:28] CCT: Why not, Spilt is so much cooler than Build
[06:06:31] CCT: Hey Bill, why does the Sun wear sunglasses.
[06:06:39] ?UU: Even though I would most likely align with Him, we do not n11d another strife of that magnitude.
[06:06:40] CUC: TO HIDE THE ALIEN MOTHERSHIPS HIDDEN INSIDE ITS HOLLOW SURFACE!
[06:06:55] ?UU: It doesn't.
[06:06:59] CUC: THE LIGHT THE SUN GIVES YOU ALL WILL ONE DAY BE USED AS A GIANT LASER BEAM THAT WILL SCORCH THE ENTIRE EARTH
[06:07:03] ?UU: Is the co11ect answer.
[06:07:08] ?UU: *sigh*
[06:07:12] ?UU: This. Is. Stupid.
[06:07:20] CGC: No.
[06:07:21] CGC: This is #DTG2.
[06:07:22] CCT: Hey Bill, why is this nerd so annoying.
[06:07:27] ?UU: I'm giving the computer back to tT.
[06:07:28] CCU: Hey, Bill!
[06:07:28] CUC: WHICH ONE
[06:07:31] CTG: oooooooooohhhhhhh
[06:07:33] CTG: buuuuuuuuuurrrrrn
[06:07:37] CUC: I COULD HAVE MEANT YOU
[06:07:41] CTG: ...
[06:07:45] ?UU: He can deal with your nonsense more e11ectively than I can.
[06:07:46] CCU: How many symptoms of sociopathy does CT possess?
[06:07:47] CPP: oooooooooohhhhhhh
[06:07:48] ?UU ceased responding to memo.
[06:07:51] CPP: buuuuuuuuuurrrrrn
[06:07:56] CUC: SEVERAL
[06:08:00] CCT: Aren't you omniscient.
[06:08:05] CCT: Which nerd was I referring to?
[06:08:08] ??? thaumicTheorist [?TT] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[06:08:08] ?TT: *sigh*
[06:08:16] CCU: You.
[06:08:21] ?TT: Wow, 11 hates you all.
[06:08:27] CCU: | hate you all too.
[06:08:28] CUC: THE SUBTEXT BEHIND SENTENCES DOESNT CARRY WELL ACROSS THE INTERNET
[06:08:29] CCU: Tell him the feeling is mutual.
[06:08:31] CCU: Also.
[06:08:31] ?TT: Apparently.
[06:08:36] CCU: Tell him 11111.
[06:08:38] CCU: Just.
[06:08:39] CUC: JUST TELL ME, IT WON'T BE THAT HARD!
[06:08:39] CCU: Just that.
[06:09:04] CCT: But why do you need to understand the subtext.
[06:09:11] CCT: Don't you know what I'm thinking.
[06:09:19] CCU: CT.
[06:09:20] ?TT: He says you are stupid and as soon as he can identify you you may be in smaller-than-subatomic fragments.
[06:09:23] CCU: What he's trying to say is.
[06:09:28] ?TT: Purple-CU.
[06:09:29] CPP: There are so many nerds here that if modpack was here this entire memo would collapse into one giant nerdorgy and a black hole would be created ripping the skulls out of every thing and condensing everything on the world into thin spaghetti
[06:09:29] CCU: You're a dumbass.
[06:09:38] CCU: YES?
[06:09:40] CUC: ONLY IF I ENTER YOUR MIND
[06:09:47] CCU: Also yes.
[06:09:53] CCU: Bill's Omniscient domain is the mindscape.
[06:09:55] CGC: Fair point.
[06:09:58] ?TT: ((Aaand GTG.))
[06:09:59] CCU: Sadly, you're too far away for that.
[06:10:04] CTG: Just humor him
[06:10:09] CCU: So just humor him.
[06:10:12] CCT: Twinbuilder.
[06:10:13] CTG: I'm guessing the nerd is the Godmodder
[06:10:15] ?TT: ((Or at least AFK for the moment.))
[06:10:16] CTG: Fuck
[06:10:27] CCU: Yaaaay!
[06:10:31] CCU: Hey Bill!
[06:10:37] CCU: How long do you think TG will last now?
[06:10:42] ?TT: *sigh*
[06:10:43] CUC: RED SUNGLASSES OVER HERE IS SO ANNOYING BECAUSE BACK WHEN HE WAS WHOLE HE ALWAYS WANTED TO CONTROL EVERYTHING!
[06:11:02] CCU: Surprising how little of the Binary situation he could control.
[06:11:02] ?TT: I wish I could whack a couple people with the Banhammer right now.
[06:11:04] CUC: HE STILL POSSESSES THAT SUBCONSCIOUS DESIRE EVEN SOMEWHAT IN HIS SPLIT FORM AND HE LOOKS TO TAKE OVER EVERYTHING, MAKING DTG ONLY WHAT HE WANTS AND NOT WHAT ANYONE ELSE WANTS!
[06:11:11] CCU: Perhaps if he used his powers to enforce ignorance upon the masses.
[06:11:15] CUC: HE DOESN'T FOCUS ON ANYTHING ELSE AND HE KNOWS IT AND IT EATS HIM UP INSIDE
[06:11:19] CTG: bill
[06:11:22] CTG: I am warning you
[06:11:24] CCU: Or downplay the crisis the Godmodder poses.
[06:11:24] CTG: Don't say another word
[06:11:28] ?TT: Mostly purple-CU, UC, and PP. WHY IS PP EVEN HERE HE DOESN'T HAVE A CANON HANDLE
[06:11:29] CUC: ANOTHER WORD
[06:11:37] CCU: :O
[06:11:37] CPP: I define canon
[06:11:42] CCU: Yes.
[06:11:45] ?TT: KILL
[06:11:47] ?TT: KILL
[06:11:49] CCT: Pinary is the lord of canon.
[06:11:51] CCU: Kill you?
[06:11:52] ?TT: MURDERIZATE
[06:11:53] CPP: All hail
[06:11:55] CCU: |'ll be happy to oblige.
[06:11:56] CGC: No.
[06:11:58] CCT: All hail.
[06:12:09] ?TT: *FSSSSSSSS*
[06:12:10] CUC: DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION
[06:12:16] CURRENT caledfwlchUnleashed [CCU] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:12:16] CCU: SΞR|OUSLY WHO |S-
[06:12:19] ?TT: :explosion:
[06:12:20] CCU ceased responding to memo.
[06:12:20] CUC: OH HEY SEVERED ARM IS BACK
[06:12:22] CCU: ...
[06:12:24] CUC: AND NOW HE'
[06:12:25] CCT: Why is Tazz an annoying nerd.
[06:12:40] CUC: SEVERED ARM IS ANNOYING BECAUSE YOU PERCIEVE HIM TO BE ANNOYING
[06:12:42] ?TT: 
[06:12:43] CCU: Yeah, why is he an annoying nerd?
[06:12:47] ?TT: 
[06:12:48] CCU: ...
[06:12:51] CUC: HE'S YOU YOU DIPSHIT
[06:12:53] ?TT: 
[06:12:58] CCU: YOU KNOW WHAT | WAS TALK|NG ABOUT.
[06:13:02] ?TT: 
[06:13:03] CCU: THE OTHER ONE.
[06:13:03] CGC: Quit spamming vaguely surprised faces.
[06:13:09] CUC: HAHAHAHA, OKAY
[06:13:09] ?TT: 
[06:13:13] CCU: FUCK!
[06:13:18] CCU: THAT WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OPEN KNOWLEDGE!
[06:13:29] ?TT: 
[06:13:37] CUC: COME ON IT WAS SO OBVIOUS
[06:13:40] ?TT: :THISISSTUPID:
[06:13:45] CCT: Hey Twin, would you mind if I introduced Kim Jong Un as a character.
[06:13:46] CUC: YOU HAD THE SAME "I" QUIRK
[06:13:50] CUC: GO FUCK YOURSELF
[06:13:51] CCU: CONS|DER|NG | WAS BE|NG P|NNED AS THE FUCK|NG EMPLOYER.
[06:13:54] CGC: Go fuck yourself.
[06:13:58] CTG: go fuck yourself
[06:14:01] CPP: :D
[06:14:01] CCU: STOP SAY|NG THAT R|GHT NOW.
[06:14:03] CPP: I would like that
[06:14:08] CCU: DO YOU WANT ME TO L|TERALLY FUCK X|?!
[06:14:09] ?TT: 
[06:14:09] CCU: DO YOU WANT THAT?!
[06:14:10] CGC: Of course YOU would.
[06:14:12] ?TT: 
[06:14:15] ?TT: 
[06:14:15] CCT: Yes.
[06:14:15] CCU: DO YOU WANT TO EVEN TH|NK ABOUT THAT?!
[06:14:16] CTG: No...
[06:14:18] ?TT: 
[06:14:19] CCU: GOOD!
[06:14:19] CGC: No.
[06:14:21] CCT: Yes.
[06:14:21] CUC: NO'
[06:14:25] CCU: NOW STOP SAY|NG |T!
[06:14:31] ?TT: 
[06:14:39] ?TT: 
[06:14:41] CPP: I think about everything at once and soon my mind will grow completely to become the hub of all consciousness in all of reality and everything will be inside my domain
[06:14:54] CCU: So.
[06:14:56] CPP: I know all of your lifespans I can traverse them in the blink of an eye and I can also condense them into dankest memes
[06:14:56] ?TT: 
[06:14:56] CCU: ...
[06:15:00] CGC: What.
[06:15:01] CCT: All kneel for the approcah of the great leader!
[06:15:04] CTG: Are you the employer
[06:15:05] CCU: You're basically omnipotent.
[06:15:07] CPP: I am everything
[06:15:09] CPP: I am
[06:15:11] CPP: Probect
[06:15:12] CPP: Pinary
[06:15:13] ?TT: GOOD THING HE'S NOT CANON!
[06:15:14] CPP: 2016
[06:15:16] CCU: So you're me.
[06:15:20] CPP: I define canon
[06:15:21] CCU: As apparently |'m also everything.
[06:15:22] CPP: :)
[06:15:23] CCT: All kneel for the approach of the great leader!
[06:15:25] CCU: :D
[06:15:28] ?TT: 
[06:15:30] ?TT: 
[06:15:31] ?TT: 
[06:15:35] CCU: Fuck the great leader.
[06:15:37] CUC: ELEVEN GUY HAD THE RIGHT IDEA, THIS IS STUPID
[06:15:38] ?TT: x6 COMBO
[06:15:45] CCU: | fucking agree.
[06:15:50] CUC: EVEN THOUGH THIS CONVERSATION IS TAKING PLACE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE FROM MY PERSPECTIVE THIS IS GETTING OLD
[06:15:50] CCT: All kneel for the approach of the great leader!
[06:15:54] CCU: These are the dumbest idiots.
[06:15:57] CUC: DICK, DON'T YOU HAVE SOME NOOBS TO BAN
[06:16:07] CCU: Yeah, Dick?
[06:16:09] CCU: D|CK'S OUT!
[06:16:17] CGC: Bill, don't you have some other shapes to fuck with your slightly longer angle.
[06:16:20] Memo is no longer A No-Quirk zone by CCT
[06:16:22] CUC: ...
[06:16:23] Memo is now A No-Quirk zone by CCT
[06:16:27] CCT: All kneel for the approach of the great leader!
[06:16:28] CCU: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
[06:16:31] CUC: IT IS ON NOW.
[06:16:33] CCU: BURN.
[06:16:38] CUC: YOU WANT TO FIGHT? RIGHT HERE? RIGHT NOW?
[06:16:46] CUC: THAT WAS *PRIVATE* KNOWLEDGE.
[06:16:56] CURRENT utopianAutocrat [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:16:56] CUA: It is I, glorious leader.
[06:16:57] CGC: Heh. I feast on your rage.
[06:17:00] CGC: What.
[06:17:01] CUA: Silence while I speak.
[06:17:04] CCU: As do I.
[06:17:04] CUC: WHAT
[06:17:07] CCU: ...WHAT.
[06:17:07] CTG: What
[06:17:07] CCU: FUCKING.
[06:17:08] CCU: KIM.
[06:17:09] CCU: JONG.
[06:17:09] CPP: :D
[06:17:10] CCU: FUCKING.
[06:17:12] CPP: All hail glorious leader
[06:17:12] CCU: WHATEVER THE LAST ONE IS.
[06:17:13] CPP: I will be silent
[06:17:15] CPP: Un
[06:17:19] CUC: DOS
[06:17:21] CCU: TRES.
[06:17:28] CGC: It's uno, you blithering machine.
[06:17:30] CCU: LA COCKARACHA!
[06:17:33] CTG: I have one card left
[06:17:35] CCU: LA COCKARACHA!
[06:17:39] CUC: NO FUCK THIS I'M OUT OF HERE
[06:17:45] CUC: GODMODDER, BE WARNED:
[06:17:45] ?TT: 11 wants me to say, "This is not only stupid/dumb to the point of complete/u11er/total inanity, it is not even canon/real. Stop this madne11/stupidity i11diately/at once."
[06:17:47] CCU: >:D
[06:17:53] CUA: Listen to wisom, for I am reborn messiah.
[06:18:02] CCU: TG!
[06:18:03] CUC: A DARKNESS WILL APPROACH ONE DAY, WHEN THE FRAIL TETHERS OF CODE HOLDING YOUR PITIFUL SERVER TOGETHER WILL SNAP
[06:18:05] CCU: GET RID OF THIS FUCKER!
[06:18:15] CCU: The Autocrat guy.
[06:18:15] ?TT: Uh, GC, in French it's un.
[06:18:20] CUC: YOU WILL FEEL YOUR STOMACH DROP LIKE IT IS PLUMMETING OFF OF A CLIFF AND THAT MIGHT BE TAKEN LITERALLY
[06:18:30] CUA: I prophecy too!
[06:18:31] CCU: AND I MAY BE SURFING ON YOUR BACK WHEN THAT HAPPENS TOO.
[06:18:32] CUC: AND THEN YOU WILL BE POWERLESS TO STOP THE GREATEST FORCE IN ALL OF REALITY ASSIMILATING YOU
[06:18:33] CUC: PAINFULLY
[06:18:33] CUC: PIECE
[06:18:35] CUC: BY
[06:18:35] ?TT: But then everyone else went to spanish.
[06:18:36] CUC: PIECE
[06:18:45] CUA: You will bow down to great leader!
[06:18:55] ?TT: Cease.
[06:18:58] CCU: So.
[06:19:03] CUA: Gold text will bow to great leader!
[06:19:04] CCU: You're basically saying the Narrative's going to gobble him up.
[06:19:10] CUA: Pink text will bow to great leader!
[06:19:10] CUC: ADIOS, AND HAVE FUN KNOWING THAT THE PLACES WHERE THE WALLS AND CEILING MEET ARE ACTUALLY CLOSED MOUTHS THAT CONCEAL ROW UPON ROW OF SHARP TEETH THAT CONSUME SMALL CHILDREN WHILE THEY SLEEP!
[06:19:12] CUC ceased responding to memo.
[06:19:16] CGC: ...
[06:19:18] CTG: ...
[06:19:22] CPP: :d
[06:19:25] CCU: ...What?
[06:19:26] CUA: Purple will bow to great leader!
[06:19:28] CCU: Didn't you already know this?
[06:19:28] CGC: Heh, your emote failed.
[06:19:30] CCU: FUCK THAT SHIT.
[06:19:32] CPP: Nah
[06:19:34] CUA: Green will bow to great leader!
[06:19:35] CCU: BLACK WILL BOW TO GREATER LEADER.
[06:19:35] CPP: I never fail
[06:19:40] CCU: PINARY!
[06:19:42] CTG: Did you get an F on a test once
[06:19:43] CCU: OPERATIVE 901!
[06:19:45] CPP: Yes
[06:19:45] ?TT: Great leader's rule shall fragment. Great leader shall come to pieces and ruin. Thus speaks the Broken One.
[06:19:50] CTG: Then you've failed.
[06:19:52] CPP: Nuuuu
[06:19:53] CCU: BAN UTOPIANAUTOCRAT!
[06:19:59] CPP: yesy
[06:20:02] CUA: Broken one is lying scum, thus speaks the great leader.
[06:20:03] CPP banned CUA from responding to memo: [Fuck you :)].
[06:20:12] CGC: Okay then.
[06:20:15] CURRENT utopianAutocrat [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:20:15] CUA: No one bans the great leader!
[06:20:22] CPP: SOmeone just did
[06:20:23] CPP: Someone will do it again
[06:20:28] CCU: :o
[06:20:34] CUA: Gold text, your land is that of the great leader's!
[06:20:34] ?TT: The Broken One is finished with this nonsense. Begone, all of you.
[06:20:38] CPP: Watch as every line of code that represents your oh-so-powerful voice is assimilated by a single button press
[06:20:44] CPP banned CUA from responding to memo: [And I can do it again].
[06:20:44] ?TT: It is not, in fact.
[06:20:51] CPP: And again
[06:20:52] CCU: FUCKER.
[06:20:53] CPP: And again
[06:21:03] CCU: THE FLIGHTLESS BIRD IS HERE.
[06:21:03] ?TT: You can't exactly randomly assimilate somewhere that doesn't exist.
[06:21:06] CCU: SCREW THIS NOISE.
[06:21:08] CCU: I'M DONE.
[06:21:08] CPP: In time the lines of code that represent your health bars will be consumed by my totally-not-gay pink fires
[06:21:13] CCU: I'M JUST FUCKING DONE.
[06:21:14] ?TT: *sigh*
[06:21:19] CCT: All kneel before the acension of the great leader!
[06:21:19] CPP: But until that day I will only reserve my powers for this decripit realm
[06:21:20] CCU: OPERATIVE 901!
[06:21:23] ?TT: END THIS BEFORE I GO INSANE
[06:21:31] CPP: I look forward to the glorious ascencion of the Employer
[06:21:34] CCU: KEEP BANNING UTOPIAN AUTOCRAT UNTIL HE STOPS COMING.
[06:21:34] CURRENT utopianAutocrat [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:21:34] CUA: Great leader is not great diety.
[06:21:39] CPP: Who is coming sooner than you think and even now is already in the world
[06:21:42] CPP ceased responding to memo.
[06:21:44] CCU: ...
[06:21:48] ?TT: Hmm.
[06:21:50] CGC banned CUA from responding to memo: [BANHAMMERED.].
[06:21:54] ?TT: That, now, is STRANGE.
[06:21:55] CTG: Thanks
[06:21:56] ?TT: But.
[06:21:59] CCU: TG!
[06:22:00] CGC: Don't mention it.
[06:22:02] CTG: What
[06:22:04] ?TT: We already know he's awake...
[06:22:07] CURRENT utopianAutocrat [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:22:07] CUA: I am employer of employer, the greatest employer.
[06:22:09] CCU: I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THE GREAT LEADER NEEDS SOME FUCKING NUKING.
[06:22:15] CTG: Yep
[06:22:17] ?TT: Yes. Please. Shoot him.
[06:22:17] CCU: Now, Nuke his shit.
[06:22:18] CTG: Hey Kim Jong Un
[06:22:20] CTG: Just wanted to let you know
[06:22:26] CTG: That if you type another line of text I will permaban you
[06:22:39] CTG: Now leave this memo and don't come back
[06:22:40] CTG: K?
[06:22:47] CCT: Fear the great leader as he ascends to the highest rank in heaven and Earth.
[06:22:54] ?TT: *sigh*
[06:22:58] ?TT: Really, CT?
[06:23:06] CCU: WOW.
[06:23:12] CCU: FUCKING RP FAIL OF THE CENTURY.
[06:23:14] CCU: WAY TO GO, FUCKER.
[06:23:19] CCU: SLOW CLAP.
[06:23:21] CGC: Slow clap.
[06:23:24] ?TT: Not really a fail.
[06:23:25] CTG: slow clap.
[06:23:25] CCU: HERE'S YOUR FUCKED UP ROLEPLAYING AWARD.
[06:23:32] CCU: OR FURA.
[06:23:37] ?TT: He's been doing this all along.
[06:23:39] -- CURRENT crisisUnforseen [CCU] hands CT A FURA. --
[06:23:44] CCU: Now.
[06:23:47] CTG: Alright since you haven't talked and have complied with me
[06:23:49] CUA ceased responding to memo.
[06:23:50] ?TT: So, not FAIL, as much as that.
[06:23:53] CTG: Good
[06:24:02] CGC: This was a travesty.
[06:24:02] CCT ceased responding to memo.
[06:24:05] CCU: FUCKER.
[06:24:06] CURRENT utopianAutocrat [CUA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:24:06] CUA: Silence.
[06:24:07] CGC: I"m going to pretend this...
[06:24:09] ?TT: Good GRIEFER that was ...
[06:24:13] ?TT: !^@%#!^@%#!%@^#!@^%#@!^%!#^%!#@
[06:24:14] CGC: Oh fuck.
[06:24:15] CCU: UA!
[06:24:16] CCU: GTFO!
[06:24:16] CUA: For I have ascended to the highest rank in the heavens and the Earth.
[06:24:18] CTG: Oh fuck
[06:24:19] ?TT: FLEE
[06:24:20] CCU: FUCKER!
[06:24:20] CCU: FUCKER!
[06:24:21] CCU: FUCKER!
[06:24:22] CCU: FUCKER!
[06:24:25] CGC: Nope, fuck this.
[06:24:26] CGC: I'm outta here.
[06:24:27] CCU: EXODUS!
[06:24:28] CGC: Later peasants.
[06:24:29] CGC: tumut
[06:24:31] CCU: EXECUTE!
[06:24:33] ?TT: @DTG2_NO_utopianAutocrat
[06:24:33] CGC banned CGC from responding to memo.
[06:24:35] CUA: Bow before me.
[06:24:35] ceased responding to memo.
[06:24:42] CTG: ...
[06:24:47] CUA: My prophet and I become one.
[06:24:47] CCU: SCREW YOU.
[06:24:50] CCU: FUCKER.
[06:24:52] ?TT: Kill it.
[06:24:53] CCC banned CUA from responding to memo: [Requested (twinGuardians)].
[06:24:57] CCU: ...
[06:24:58] ?TT: Before it spreads.
[06:24:59] CTG: ...
[06:24:59] CCU: Wow.
[06:25:03] ?TT: LOLDERP
[06:25:03] CCU: The Key was a lie.
[06:25:04] CTG: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[06:25:05] ?TT: LOLDERP
[06:25:08] ?TT: LOLOLOLDERP
[06:25:09] CCU: THOU ART KEYSLAYER.
[06:25:10] CTG: IT ACTUALLY WORKED
[06:25:15] CCU: Now...
[06:25:16] ?TT: 
[06:25:17] CCU: Where's Twinsplitter.
[06:25:19] CCU: RED!
[06:25:25] CCU: GREEN SUNGLASSES!
[06:25:26] CCU: UH.
[06:25:29] ?TT: Oh shut up.
[06:25:30] CCU: SPLIT!
[06:25:35] ?TT: We don't need him here.
[06:25:39] ?TT: Awh crud.
[06:25:47] CCU: ...
[06:25:48] CURRENT ceruleanTotality [CCT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
[06:25:48] CCT: Well, that was pointless.
[06:25:52] CCU: Ah.
[06:25:55] CCU: I'm done fucking with you here.
[06:25:58] CCU: Now Excuse me.
[06:26:04] CCT: Expect the introduction of Kim Jong Un as a character.
[06:26:09] CCT: Coming Soon.
[06:26:15] CCT: SOON
[06:26:16] CCU: All that's standing before leaving all of your bloody guts on the walls is one fucking glitch.
[06:26:26] CCU: As soon as that's gone.
[06:26:27] CCU: You're all gone.
[06:26:28] CCT: Off for nourishment
[06:26:29] CCT ceased responding to memo.
[06:26:34] CCU: That's Fseftr done.
[06:26:34] ?TT: Glitch?
[06:26:37] CCU: Yes.
[06:26:38] ??? unformedUndecad [?UU] ??:?? FROM ???? responded to memo.
[06:26:38] ?UU: H11.
[06:26:42] CTG: Not this
[06:26:43] CTG: Nope
[06:26:46] CTG: I'm done
[06:26:46] CCU: Huehuehuehue.
[06:26:47] ?UU: That is ind11d strange.
[06:26:51] CCU: Until then.
[06:26:52] CTG: I'm just gonna sort of go
[06:26:54] CTG: And update last turn
[06:26:59] ?TT: Or this one.
[06:27:01] CCU: Wow you are really lazy.
[06:27:03] CTG: That was a train wreck
[06:27:04] CCU: I thought Split was exaggerating.
[06:27:07] CTG: ...
[06:27:09] CCU: Nope.
[06:27:12] CTG: Excuse me?
[06:27:12] ?UU: *sigh*
[06:27:13] CCU: You are really fucking lazy.
[06:27:19] ?UU: This is going to be a day.
[06:27:21] CCU: That's Split's words, not mine.
[06:27:22] CTG: EXCUSE me???
[06:27:25] CCU: Though evidence points to it.
[06:27:28] CCU: But.
[06:27:29] CCU: now.
[06:27:31] CCU: I leave.
[06:27:35] ?UU: A very day, day.
[06:27:35] CTG: ...
[06:27:37] CCU ceased responding to memo.