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- Be Spike
- Canterlot Grounds
- >There's a school event where everyone and their families in this school celebrate yearly at this very campus.
- >Rainbow Dash and Rarity set up the tables outside with a few others.
- >Applejack and Pinkie prepare the food.
- >And I was told that people here are preparing for an event.
- >So apparently, the people here celebrate something called Thanksgiving.
- >A tradition where they brutally hunt for turkeys and stuff them with bread until the die from over-wheatening.
- >By then they are cooked and served to the family, and gives thanks to everything they did.
- >I don't know what kind of sick tradition they're celebrating, but damn does that turkey in the oven smell good.
- >You go to the janitor's closet since Twilight is busy studying the art of turkey madness.
- "Yo, Axel!"
- >"Twilight's dog. What brings you here?"
- "Ehh, just repressing my need to get a taste of that turkey. Applejack would kick me out if she found me stuffing my head in that turkey."
- >"I assume you don't know why we kill turkeys for this time of year, huh?"
- "Probably, but then again, we're just temporarily here until Twilight finds, whatever she was sent here to find."
- >"Hrm."
- >You then walk all the way outside after getting pet by three cute women.
- >Man, if I were a dog back in Equestria, I'd probably get pet by Rarity all day.
- "Sigh"
- >Walking outside, you see a flash of light from the sky.
- >It's falling? No, gliding to the school!
- Be Norman
- Canterlot High
- >"DUDE! COME ON!"
- "Slow the hell down, Brad. Where are you taking me!"
- >"Dude! Did you not see the light outside of the room?
- "What?"
- >"FALLING STAR COMING RIGHT AT US!"
- >Brad grabs your hand nohomo and leads you outside the campus.
- "You do realize we're going to get wrecked by that hall monitor if he hears us right?"
- >Brad doesn't stop.
- >"If we get a glimpse of that falling star, it would be worth it!"
- >He then grabs your arm with both arms and with all his might, throws you to the exit door.
- "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
- >You crash through the door and ended up outside.
- >Meanwhile, in hall F.
- >>"I think I hear someone breaking the law."
- >Axel grabs his axe and proceeds to investigate.
- >Back to Brad
- >You land headfirst to the grass.
- >As you look up, you see Purple's dog about to take a piss at you.
- >You flip him to his side before his tiny pecker spills his urine at you.
- >"Bro! You alright?"
- "If I wasn't already bored inside, I would have had the enthusiasm to hit you."
- >"BRO! LOOK UP!"
- >You stood up from the pile of dirt you landed on and saw it.
- >The shooting star.
- >Or so you thought.
- >The closer it came to earth, the more metallic it became.
- "Uhh...Brad.."
- >"Shh, dude! I'm making a wish!"
- "BRAD! IT'S NOT A STAR!"
- >"What?"
- >The metallic unidentified object floats slowly to your area.
- >By then, you realized that the shooting star...
- >IS A SPACE SHIP.
- "SHIT! IS THAT A UFO?"
- >Brad looks behind him.
- >"SHIT! IS THAT AXEL?"
- >Axel Jones kicks the door down from behind and yells "STOP!"
- >You and Brad put your hands up.
- >Purple's dog kept on looking at the space ship.
- >Suddenly, a flash of light came from under the ship.
- >It then slowly sucks Purple's dog in.
- >>>"AAAHHH...I mean..BAAARKK!"
- "Hey! That thing's sucking Purple's dog!"
- >"Oh sweet! If I rescue that, I'm sure to get some purple pussy!"
- >Brad runs towards the beam of light.
- >He tackles the dog, but to no avail. He too, is stuck inside the beam of light.
- >The space ship pulls the two up to the ship.
- >Axel then points to Brad.
- >>"HALT, PERP! ESCAPING THANKSGIVING DUTIES IS AGAINST THE LAW!"
- >He then jumps as well to the beam of light.
- >The three are instantly sucked up to the space ship.
- >The space ship then spins around a bit before flying off to the distance.
- *PHSEEEEWWWWWWW*
- Be Brad
- Aboard the S.S. Martian ship
- >Ugh, my head!
- >You shake your head for a bit.
- >After which, you proceed to look left and right.
- >What was I going to do? Oh right.
- >SAVE TWILIGHT'S DOG!
- >Imma get me some Twilight tonight!
- >You stood up and looked left and right.
- "Oh shit."
- >Axel Jones is just next to you.
- >He's pissed.
- >"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
- "AAAHH!"
- >You ran like a cow getting chased by a lion.
- "SHITSHITSHIT!"
- >You ran inside the ship.
- >Left and right, lots of science shit that makes you feel like you're in Halo, or the Tardis.
- >You managed to get to a door.
- >Thank god, it's unlocked!
- >You went inside and locked it shut.
- >Axel throws his axe and dents the metal door.
- "AHHH!"
- >"YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE LAW!"
- "W-WELL TOO BAD YOU'RE LOCKED IN THERE!"
- >Axel takes his axe and begins to chop the door down.
- "DUDE! THAT DOOR'S METAL!"
- >"NOTHING'S TOO HARD FOR THE ARM OF THE LAW!"
- >He chops it down like it was just wood.
- >You ran away from Axel before he could peep inside.
- >"HERE'S AXEL." he says as he breaks the upper part of the door.
- >You managed to run away before he could catch up to you.
- >You explore the alien space ship.
- "Man, this is all so...Bradical."
- >As you explore, you run into an alien.
- >The alien resembles a human, but with a bright glowing skin and has four fingers.
- >Their eyes resembles a fly's set of eyes.
- >You look closer and the alien resembles a hot female babe.
- >patrickbatemanface.png
- >Time to use my charms for this one.
- "Heeeeyyy. Did you just fall down from heaven because you look like an angel to me."
- >The alien grabs your crotch.
- "I am liking thi-"
- >The alien twists your crotch into a knot.
- "AAAHHHK! MY FORTRESS OF MANLYTUDE!"
- >The alien then touches the back of your neck.
- >You drop like a sack of onions immediately.
- >And with that, your consciousness fades away.
- Be Axel Jones
- Space Ship kitchen
- >Hmm, I was sure I saw someone go through here.
- >Hmph.
- >No matter. I will find that blue-haired creep and bring him to JUSTICE.
- >As you sneak around, you go by the corner of a room.
- >At that area, you see a bunch of unearthly beings walking around.
- >What are these people?
- >Further sneaking in the ship.
- >Three minutes later, you find more aliens, but this time, they're wearing scarves.
- >They seem like royal servants.
- >A closer look reveals that they're carrying Twilight's dog on a king's chair.
- >Spike seems to know what's happening, as he sits gloriously with a crown on his helmet.
- >Trumpets sound off the arrival of Spike.
- >You ignore him and looked outside the ship's window.
- >You see that the ship is landing.
- >...
- >ON MARS!
- Be Brad
- ???
- >You wake up to the smell of hot chocolate.
- "Ugh..where am I?"
- >You then opened your eyes, much to your surprise.
- "HOLY FAUST!"
- >You're sitting in a large marshmallow, and the whole area is a huge dessert-themed location!
- >Chocolate rivers and floating cookies.
- >Rainbows in the sky and flying burgers come to your location.
- >Wafer stick slides and banana split boats!
- "Oh god, I hope I'm dead, because this is heaven!"
- >You walk towards the chocolate river.
- >Lollipop trees everywhere.
- >And by the distance, you see every woman in Canterlot high, bathing naked in a vanilla pond.
- >They laugh, almost sexually.
- >"Come on in, Bradikins!" Fluttershy says.
- "THANK YOU LORD HASBRO!"
- Be Axel Jones
- Hiding by the space ship's garbage bin
- >Peeking outside, Spike's being transported on his chair in the rocky and red planet.
- >I'm surprised the place has oxygen.
- >Peeking further, you see four huge buff aliens pushing an aquarium.
- >Someone's in it.
- >It's Brad, and he has a drokkload of tubes connected to his body.
- >...
- >NO ONE ESCAPES THANKSGIVING DUTIES!"
- >As soon as Spike has entered the base in Mars, you rose from your trash can.
- >>>"GRAAATSHOOOOSAANN!" (WE HAVE ANOTHER INTRUDER!)
- >You threw the trash can right at him.
- >>>"ooof!"
- >The alien stumbles to the ground.
- >At that, the four aliens pushing and pulling Brad's aquarium.
- "TIME FOR AN AXE-TRA SPECIAL BEATING!"
- >You take your axe and spun your way into the battlefield.
- >>>"PRRRSKSRSHHAAANTSEE!"( HE'S COMING RIGHT AT US!)
- >You chop off one of the buff alien's arm.
- "AXECEPT YOUR FATE!"
- >You then sliced his kneecaps off and proceeded to jump backwards.
- >The three remaining men grabs their spears and fires laser bolts right at you.
- "NICE TRY, BUT YOU'RE JUST AXE-KING FOR IT!"
- >You spin your axe with the speed of a car's wheel.
- >The axe absorbs the laser beams, converting it into its own unexplainable power-source!
- >>>"PSHHA!? TOORKKARKNSAANTEEEH!" (WHAT THE? HE'S EXCEPTIONAL!)
- >>>>"RSSSROPASNPSAA" (More like 'AXE-CEPTIONAL!)
- >>>"CARLOS!" (CARLOS!)
- "IT'S TIME."
- >You stop spinning your axe.
- "FOR JUSTICE!"
- >You let out a red shockwave of exposition
- "JUSTICE MOVE: BOOMERRAAAAAXEEE!"
- >Your axe transforms into a boomerang of justice.
- "TAAAAKKKEE THIIISSSS-AAAAHH!"
- >You throw the boomeraxe right at the first alien.
- >>>"AAACK!"
- >The boomeraxe's impact blasts him onto orbit before hitting the second target: The Aquarium.
- >The boomeraxe shatters the aquarium and returns back to your hand.
- >"Brad coughs from the water while trying to regain sense.
- >"W-WHA? WHERE ARE MY WOMEN? MY ICECREAM SANDWICHES?"
- >The two remaining guards stumble in fright.
- >They ran away before they could face your boomeraxe's wrath.
- >You then put away your boomeraxe.
- >Fixing your shades, you walk towards Brad.
- >"Oh man. That was the best dream I had!"
- "You were about to be used as a frog for their experiments."
- >"I'd rather be than spend a minute with you!"
- "Silence. You're under detention for trying to escape your thanksgiving duties."
- >"H-hold up! Where's Twilight's dog?"
- >Oh right. The dog.
- >You point to the base to where they took Spike.
- >"Dude, we got to get him before we-...wait are we on Mars?"
- "We are."
- >"BRADICAL!"
- >He gets up and shakes himself.
- >"Come on! We got to get Spike."
- >You follow him to the base.
- >Peeking by the window, you and Brad see Spike sitting happily in his seat, eating alien food.
- >"Whoa! Are they treating him like a king?"
- >You assess the surroundings.
- "Look closer, creep!"
- >Behind Spike's chair is a huge melting pot of [spoiler]friendship[/spoiler] and water.
- >"Whoa! They're going to eat Spike!"
- "Guess we earthlings aren't the only ones who celebrate thanksgiving."
- >"What do we do?"
- >You thought for a moment.
- "ALRIGHT. I'll go find us an escape vehicle, you go in there against those 50 armed aliens and rescue Spike."
- >"DUDE! ARE YOU NUTS! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE AXE!"
- "You dare question my axe's judgment?"
- >"Y-you spoke to your axe?"
- "Yes. It speaks to me. You have a problem with that, creep?"
- >You look at him with murderous intentions.
- >"N-NAH BRAH. I ACTUALLY FIND THAT B-BRADICAL!"
- "Good."
- >You then spin your axe and slid down the base to search for vehicles.
- >"Oh man..."
- Be Brad
- Alien Base's vents
- >This is the weirdest thanksgiving day ever.
- >Worst part is, I thought I was getting laid with twenty different women in a land of sweets and burgers.
- >Why must life be so cruel?
- >WHY?
- >You crawl inside the vents, hoping that no one will notice you.
- >Atlast, you managed to crawl to an opening under Spike's seat.
- "Psst!"
- >Spike took no notice.
- "Psst! Spike! Come here boy!"
- >Spike heard something.
- >He gets off his chair to investigate.
- "There you are! Good dog!"
- >"What do you want, Brad?"
- "AAAH! Y-You can talk!"
- >"I get that reaction alot. What are you doing?"
- "I...Shit, jeez, you can talk!"
- >"Say that again and I'll keep on ignoring you."
- "L-look, I was almost a frog in a biology lab here! You got to get out of here!"
- >"Why? This is the GREATEST day of my life! Not even Twilight would give me a buffet of delicious meals! I'm more thankful for these guys than I am with Twilight!"
- "The aliens gave you food. SO what? Twilight's probably been taking care of you since you were just a pup! You're acting pretty damned spoiled if you believe that the aliens are better than your owner!"
- >Spike lowered his head in shame.
- >"I guess the food got in over my head."
- "Yeah, and you need to get out of there before they eat you!"
- >"E-Eat me?"
- "They're trying to fatten you up so they can eat you for thanksgiving!"
- >"They celebrate thanksgiving here?"
- "We were surprised too! Now come on! Get in he-"
- >Before you can continue, the guards have noticed the whispering and have come to Spike's location.
- "Oh shit!"
- >>"INNNESSLJ@@TSA!" (Intruder!)
- >The base's guards grabbed spike and tied him up.
- >"AAH! HEY UNTIE ME!"
- >You are then pulled out of the vent and then you're chained by them.
- "Dammit!"
- >>"JALSOTOOTA?"(What do we do with them?)
- >>"PPOEINLALIAWINNW...COOAISSNNKWPIO!" (We have yet to taste earthling flesh...COOK THEM BOTH!)
- >"Ahh! What are they going to do to us?"
- "Probably use me as a sex slave for their EVERY WILL AND DESIRE!"
- >You don't know if you're going to smile or cry.
- >As they carry you and Spike to the boiling pot, the ground shakes.
- "Whoa!"
- >>"GRAANS?" (What was that?)
- >They look around for a bit.
- >Suddenly the base's ceiling collapses!
- "AAH!"
- >Something falls from the sky. IT'S A GIANT MECHANICAL T-REX!
- >>>"ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!"
- >"What"
- "The"
- >>"PSSHBTA" (Fuck)
- >The giant-ass T-rex lets out a barrage of missiles and fires at everything and everyone!
- >THe whole base is ungulfed in flames and explosion.
- "OH GOD, THIS IS SO COOL!"
- >"I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET!" yelled Spike.
- >Before we could react some more, the huge t-rex opens it's metal mouth and proceeds to smother himself right at us!
- >"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
- >The t-rex swallows us like pills.
- >We fall inside his head. Shifting pipes make us slide upwards.
- "W-WHOOOAAAA!"
- >We land by the Trex's brain, only it looks more of a control center than a brain.
- >"Whoa! Everything in here is HUGE!"
- >Looking up, you see Axel jumping on huge buttons, pushing huge levers.
- "HOLY CRAP AXEL! WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS?"
- >"It's a long story."
- _____________________________________
- Meanwhile, on the other side of Mars
- Soundwave: LORD MEGATRON. THE NEMESIS IS GONE!
- Megatron: WHAT!? NOT AGAIN.
- >Goes to Starscream
- Megatron: STARSCREAM! WHERE'S THE NEMESIS?
- Starscream: OH I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE IT'S UP YOUR FAT TAILPIPE!
- *fusioncanon.mp3*
- Starscream: Nice try. I'm still a ghost, remember?
- Megatron: The scrap I put up with everyday.
- _____________________________________
- "Great! So we're inside a huge t-rex battleship. NOW WHAT?"
- >Axel jumps on a huge triangle insignia.
- >"WE RIDE BACK TO EARTH!"
- >Suddenly the whole t-rex converts from a cybernetic godzilla to a huge space-ship!
- >"I swear, this is WAY weirder than back at Equestria!" Spike said
- >The ship then flies off onto orbit.
- Back at the base, one of the surviving aliens yells at us.
- >>"DOOONOSHASKEMLL:A:SOOSA!" (GET THOSE TERRORIST SCUM!)
- >They ride in their scout-sized battleships and chases us.
- "AHH! They're chasing us!"
- >"We're never going to make it!"
- >"Yes we can! Brad! Press tha button by the left!"
- >You go on the red button.
- >With all your might, you jumped on it and pushed it.
- The speakers then turned on.
- --Now playing: Dare by Stan Bush--
- [spoiler]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouZB6QuCys 2:45[/spoiler]
- >"AWW SHIEET!" Spike said, rocking his head up and down
- >Axel pressed the maximum overdrive button
- >Music blasting through the speakers.
- >"WE'LL SURVIVE THROUGH THIS!"
- >He then swerves and slides through the air, avoiding enemy fire.
- *PEW**PEW**PEW**PEW**PEW**PEW**PEW**PEW**PEW**PEW*
- >"YEEAAH!"
- *DARE! DARE TO BELIEEEVE YOU CAAN SURVIIVE!*
- >Axel holds on fast to the ship's huge steering wheel.
- *YOU HAVE THE FUTURE IN YOUR HAAAAHNDS*
- >Axel then grabs his axe and ties the American flag to it and waves it around.
- >God that's some inspirational stuff
- *DARE! DARE TO KEEP ALL YOUR DREAMS ALIVE!*
- >Axel spins the ship around as he flies into earth's orbit.
- >The aliens can't shoot at us thanks to Axel's flying.
- *THE POWER IS THERE AT YOUR COMMAAAAAAND*
- >Axel pushes another button, firing canons from the ship's backside.
- *BANG*BANG*BANG**BANG*BANG*BANG**BANG*BANG*BANG**BANG*BANG*BANG*
- *DARE! DARE TO KEEP ALL YOUR LOVE ALIVE!*
- >The ship crashes into earth's clouds. We're all falling to the ground!
- >You and Spike held each other like scared children
- >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
- *DARE TO BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BEEEEE*
- >"STAND YOUR GROUND! WE'RE ALMOST THERE!" yelled Axel
- *DARE! THERE IS A PLACE WHERE DREAMS SURVIVE!*
- >"NEXT STOP: CANTERLOT HIGH!"
- *AND IT'S CALLING YOU ON TO VICTORY*
- >"AAAAAAAHHHH"
- "AAAAAAAAHHHHH"
- >"INCOMIIIIIINGGG!"
- *DARE!*
- *CRAAASHHHAAAKALACKABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM.mp4*
- Be Axel
- Inside the Nemesis
- >Smoke and debris everywhere.
- >You landed the ship just seven feet away from the school.
- >The ship's standing with it's tip shoved to the ground, like a knife on the ground.
- "Hey...you two okay there?"
- >"B-Bark! *cough*" Spike said
- >Brad opens his pants and checks to see if his penis is still attached.
- >"Oh thank Faust, I'M ALRIGHT!" he says with relief on his face.
- "Good."
- >You then cuff Brad from behind.
- >"DUDE! COME ON!"
- "No exceptions to those who break the law."
- >You then exit the ship with Brad and Spike.
- >The families and students of Canterlot High looks at the ship with shock and awe.
- >Principal Celestial gets out of her car and goes straight to you.
- >>"W-What happened!"
- "Perp tried to escape his thanksgiving duties."
- >"I was trying to save Spike from the aliens!"
- >>"Aliens? You expect me to believe that?"
- >You point to the ship.
- >>"Ahh, uhhm, well, I'm sure there's no need to apply the punishment for cutting classes today. It's thanksgiving afterall!"
- >"Oh, thank you based Principal."
- "You got lucky today, punk."
- >You uncuff him and pushed him towards the crowd.
- >Brad then carries Spike to Twilight.
- >"I...uhh...saved him from becoming alien turkey."
- >Twilight gets Spike from Brad.
- >"Thanks...I think? I'm sure Spike's thankful for you too."
- >"Bark"
- >>"Now come! We have 100 turkeys by the gymnasium ready for eating."
- >"Oh man, I'm starving too." Brad said.
- >Before anyone can enter the school, the Nemesis tips over and destroys the school.
- >Everyone just looks with their jaws dropped.
- "Drokk..."
- End.
- Happy Thanksgiving.
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