alt: haha, 4 steps of paranoia
alt: part 1: ignorance - the blissful state that everyone starts off with.
part 2: paranoia- the realization that you are being constantly monitored and there is very little you can do if they really want to get you.
part 3: Depression - the realization that no one give a crap about you enough to actually care about monitoring you as all of the crap is automatic and will only be looked at after a 15 year old script kiddy manages to steal it.
part 4: Cynicism - the knowledge that all the everyone is being monitored by everyone else and the only solution to this is strong intake of alcohol.