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- >A nice day in Equestria
- >You're walking down the street when music begins playing
- >Just a little tune that makes you smile
- >Pinkie trots down the street and waves at you while singing
- >She's an alright mare
- >...
- >Nothing like the mare you're going to see
- >You enter the slums of town, never visited because it's basically the dump
- >Aka, the home of your best friend Berry Punch
- >While she is usually the town idiot, she is also drunk and knows her stuff
- >So, you have teamed up with her to mix and sell the best booze
- >The only problem is...
- >You open the door and she tackles you
- >"Oh sweetums! You're home! There's a viscous looking rabbit in the corner who keeps asking for my bits!"
- >She's kind of become borderline retarded
- >...and she loves you
- Bet you thought I was gonna go breaking bad there didntcha?
- >Yeah, lets just say the first batch wasn't the best...
- >Celestia found out and tons of lawsuits were avoided by Berry declaring her love for you in court
- >Now by law you come over to watch her so she doesn't hang herself with a jump rope or something
- >Sad thing is that actually happened
- >Left her alone in the park once for a few seconds while she played jump rope to go piss behind a tree
- >You come back out and see her hanging from a branch ten feet in the air and flailing her limbs
- >"Kill it!"
- >You look inside the house and see a dead raccoon
- Oh gross...
- >You walk over and look closer
- >Carved into it is...
- >Oh my god
- Berry...did you buy eggs and cheese at the market today?
- >"Um...yeah! Yeah I did. Why?"
- >You pick up the raccoon and show her
- >"My shopping list! Thanks honey!"
- >She grabs it by mouth and brings it back over to the spot you picked it up from
- >"Now...where did I put that list?"
- >She begins looking around in circles right next to her body
- >As she does this you look behind her and see 12 cartons of eggs and three huge rotten wheels of cheese
- >Then she looks back to the corner
- >"AHHHH! ANON KILL IT!"
- >God fucking damn it
- >You pretend to bring your hand down on it and pat your chest with the other to make it seem like you did
- There you go! Dead as it already was! Now let's get you out of here.
- >"Oh great! I needed to go to the market for something anyways."
- >You scoop her up and leave
- >At least she doesn't smell like retarded people
- >Saliva and shit because they can't properly wash and drool on themselves
- >Fucking Retarded people
- >Anyways, you carry her into town and Twilight crosses your path
- >Berry yells out
- >"Hello Twilight! Nice day it is!"
- >But Twilight is right next to you
- >Both her and you wince at the loudness in her voice as she continues
- >"Can't you hear me?!"
- >Berry cups her hooves to her mouth
- >"I SAID NICE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING!"
- >"Okay Berry! Okay!"
- >Twilight yells back
- >"I don't see why you have to be so loud Twilight. That hurts my ears."
- >Twilight storms off pissed and you continue on to...
- >Wait where are you even going?
- >You should just go to SugarCube Corner, you're kind of hungry anyways
- >And so you did
- >Walk right through the front door still holding Berry
- >As you're standing in line, some bitch in front of you lets a few of her friends that come in stand next to her
- >Think that's Daisy
- >Okay Anon, be nice about it
- Daisy that's not cool, we were waiting here behind you.
- >Daisy, being the kind and intelligent lass she is, replies with
- >"Zigga I don see you with no pony else."
- >Oh god they have mares like this here too...
- >You lift Berry a few inches and then back
- >"LIKE I SAID I don't see no pony else wit chu. So you best step the fuck off zigga."
- Now wai-
- >"That's not very nice flower mare."
- >Berry cuts you off with an angry tone
- >Apparently the retarded chick wants to take the wheel here
- >You let her
- >"And just what are you goin ta do bout it bitch?"
- >Berry causually opens her mouth and vomit shoots out, splashing against the three of them
- >They run out screaming and you walk up to the counter ignoring them
- >Pinkie is there with a smile on her face
- >"Hey Berrymous! How are you?"
- That's neither of our names, good, and I would like three donuts.
- >Berry hiccups
- >"Make that a goose and we've got a pickle."
- >You lightly shake your head
- >Pinkie zooms out and comes back with a bag of that
- >"Here you go Anon Punch!"
- Pinkie stop combining our names right now or I'm going to hit you in the face.
- >"What ever you say Bernonomy!"
- Ugh...
- >You grab the bag and head out
- >Berry reaches into it as you walk and you hear a loud screech
- >You look down to her
- >She's holding the lifeless corpse of a goose with a ripped out throat in her arms and blood runs from the corners of her mouth
- >"This donut tastes funny Anon."
- >Some ponies who were watching run away in fear
- Oh for the love of fuck Pinkie...
- >You snatch it away and throw it into a trash bin as you pass it
- >Then you grab a real donut and hand it to her
- >"Thank you beautiful."
- Shut up Berry.
- >"I love you too."
- >She enjoys her meal as you continue on
- >Hoping something else to do pops in your mind
- >Then the world turns 90 degrees and the back of your head is greeted by the ground
- >Berry, having pushed you there, is now sitting on your chest happily eating the donut
- >"Sorry, I had an itch. Hey Anon, how does it feel when I do this?"
- >With a Swift movement she takes off your pants and begins sucking your dick
- Holy shit Berry what are you doing?!
- >You try to push her off you but her equine strength is too much for you to overcome
- >You look around
- >No pony is there
- >Well you might as well enjoy it
- >Outdoor sex is one of your many fetishes
- >She gets you hard relatively quick and then pulls off you
- Hey...why did you stop?
- >She tearfully stares into your eyes
- >"Do...do you love me?"
- >Whoa Anon think this through for a second
- >If you lie and say yes then she will continue
- >But if you tell the truth and say no she'll be upset and stop
- >Hold on a second, she's retarded!
- >That means that if you say no she might think you said yes because she's fucking stupid
- >Should you risk it though?
- >...
- >Nah, fuck it just lie
- Yes.
- >She smiles happily
- >"Can we go to the playground again?"
- >God fucking damn this bipolar retard
- Sure.
- >You stand and pull up your pants
- >Then you pick her up and the bag of one smushed donut
- >You throw it away when you reach the park with the swingset
- Berry the sun is going to set soon so after this, we're going home.
- >You say as you are setting her down on a swing
- >After about the third push, all of the colts and fillies that were at the park leave
- >Probably don't want to be in spaghetti situations with the special needs
- >That's understandable
- >She comes back down giggling and you push her again
- >But she fucking lets go at the top
- Oh shit!
- >You run over to where she's going to land with your hands out to catch her
- >She smacks head first against the slide 6 ft away from you
- >See this is why you don't play sports
- >You run over to her motionless body and check her
- >She seems to be just sleeping
- >Good
- >You scoop her up and scan the area
- >Good, no witnesses
- >You begin to walk her back to your house, like hell you're letting her sleep in that roach infested hellhole
- >Bon Bon sees you as you walk through the town and approaches
- >"Hey, what happened?"
- >She points to Berry
- Oh, she just tired herself out. You know how life is for her now.
- >"Oh I see. Have a good night you two!"
- >Psssh like Berry can even hear her
- >"You too Bonny!"
- >You jump in sheer terror for the split second that Berry's voice hits your ears
- Holy shit when did you wake up?
- >You look down to her
- >Fast asleep, even snoring
- Okay...
- >You enter your house and close the door behind you
- >Head into your room and set her on the bed in a curled up position
- >Then you get into it and face away from her
- >"Goodnight Anon..."
- >You turn to her
- >She's sprawled out on her back with her mouth hanging open and drooling a little
- >Her ear flicks
- >Aw...she's so adorable
- >Her leg twitches and-
- >"PTHTHTPHTPHTHBBPTPHT"
- >You grab the pillow and throw your face into it to avoid the noxious gas
- >Fucking Berry
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