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  1. [01:30] <Strategist14> Suddenly liches
  2. [01:30] <Strategist14> What do?
  3. [01:31] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I roll for initiative
  4. [01:31] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
  5. [01:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{12}
  6. [01:31] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+1
  7. [01:31] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{20}
  8. [01:31] <Strategist14> The lich fireballs you a bunch
  9. [01:32] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d4+1+1d8+1d4+1+1d4+1
  10. [01:32] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d4+1+1d8+1d4+1+1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=1 1d8=1 1d4=2 1d4=2 ]{9}
  11. [01:32] <Strategist14> Your turn
  12. [01:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 40/49 remains
  13. [01:32] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "While I admit that hurt, I appreciate your cooperation."
  14. [01:33] <Strategist14> "No sweat, broseph"
  15. [01:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+7 for shoot n' stab
  16. [01:33] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+7 for shoot n' stab --> [ 1d20=20 ]{27}, [ 1d20=3 ]{10}
  17. [01:33] <Strategist14> You shoot really friggin hard
  18. [01:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Wait, if the shoot was first, and it stunned him, does that mean i auto coup-de grace the other?)
  19. [01:33] <Strategist14> Yes
  20. [01:33] <Strategist14> Yes it does
  21. [01:33] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Noice)
  22. [01:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 4d6+7 shoot damage
  23. [01:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 4d6+7 shoot damage --> [ 4d6=14 ]{21}
  24. [01:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 6d6 stab damage
  25. [01:34] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 6d6 stab damage --> [ 6d6=17 ]{17}
  26. [01:34] <Strategist14> Mister Lich dies
  27. [01:34] <Strategist14> Again
  28. [01:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, sorry about that."
  29. [01:34] <Strategist14> "Ooh! My turn?" Asks the next one in line
  30. [01:34] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Can i collect the EXP before I fight the next one so I can get plot armor?)
  31. [01:35] <Strategist14> Sure
  32. [01:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Or will that require asking him to hold on a minute?)
  33. [01:35] <Strategist14> Nah, take it now
  34. [01:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Noice)
  35. [01:35] <Strategist14> 250 XP
  36. [01:35] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Yusss)
  37. [01:36] <Strategist14> The next lich is waiting for permission to roll initiative
  38. [01:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I ascend to level 10, and put points into Charisma (Duh) and perception.
  39. [01:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> At level 10, I take the Plot Armor feat, and reroll my new HP
  40. [01:36] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Now as 1d4+CHA per level
  41. [01:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 12d4
  42. [01:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 12d4 --> [ 12d4=32 ]{32}
  43. [01:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 9*8
  44. [01:37] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 9*8 --> {72}
  45. [01:37] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I now have 104 HP
  46. [01:37] <Strategist14> This feat is most certainly not hilariously broken
  47. [01:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I can confirm this.
  48. [01:38] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I thank the lich for waiting, and agree to see him now.
  49. [01:38] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+1 Initiative
  50. [01:38] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+1 Initiative --> [ 1d20=7 ]{8}
  51. [01:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Do i roll again too, or keep the first?)
  52. [01:39] <Strategist14> Roll again
  53. [01:39] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
  54. [01:39] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{19}
  55. [01:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I do the coveted Shoot n' Stab technique
  56. [01:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8
  57. [01:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{10}, [ 1d20=16 ]{24}
  58. [01:40] <Strategist14> The stabbing part works
  59. [01:40] <Strategist14> So you got that going for you
  60. [01:40] <Strategist14> Which is nice
  61. [01:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 3d6
  62. [01:40] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 3d6 --> [ 3d6=15 ]{15}
  63. [01:40] <Strategist14> Yeah he's gonna feel that in the morning
  64. [01:40] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I end my turn.
  65. [01:41] <Strategist14> Lich Pal Drains you
  66. [01:41] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+6 vs Con resist
  67. [01:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+6 vs Con resist --> [ 1d20=17 ]{23}
  68. [01:41] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Con resist is 16
  69. [01:41] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d8+2+1d8 damage
  70. [01:41] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 3d8+2+1d8 damage --> [ 3d8=8 1d8=1 ]{11}
  71. [01:42] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 93/104 remains
  72. [01:42] <Strategist14> He's looking a bit better, now that the stabbing has mostly healed over
  73. [01:42] <Strategist14> Your turn
  74. [01:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I shoot him.
  75. [01:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+8
  76. [01:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{14}
  77. [01:43] <Strategist14> It works
  78. [01:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+8
  79. [01:43] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+8 --> [ 2d6=4 ]{12}
  80. [01:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I attempt to ask him to nicely stop attacking me, or at least hit a little less hard.
  81. [01:43] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (That's a thing, right?)
  82. [01:43] <Strategist14> Sure
  83. [01:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Rolling persuasion for debuffs?)
  84. [01:44] <Strategist14> Yes
  85. [01:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+18 versus your chance to crit.
  86. [01:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+18 versus your chance to crit. --> [ 1d20=1 ]{19}
  87. [01:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Or that)
  88. [01:44] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+5 vs my chance to critfail
  89. [01:44] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+5 vs my chance to critfail --> [ 1d20=17 ]{22}
  90. [01:44] <Strategist14> Lich Pal is kinda appalled at your audacity
  91. [01:44] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Is that a no?"
  92. [01:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'll take that as a no."
  93. [01:45] <Strategist14> So are his two friends, in fact
  94. [01:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Had to try, y'know?"
  95. [01:45] <Strategist14> He tells you that he knows
  96. [01:45] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+6 vs Con Resist to re-heal
  97. [01:45] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+6 vs Con Resist to re-heal --> [ 1d20=2 ]{8}
  98. [01:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Thanks for understanding."
  99. [01:45] <Strategist14> The lich is so shocked and appalled that he literally can't even
  100. [01:45] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Aw, it's ok."
  101. [01:45] <Strategist14> His two friends are pretty upset with you though
  102. [01:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'm sure you'll find an NPC that can't odd one day."
  103. [01:46] <Strategist14> A fact they kindly inform you of through the creative use of fireballs
  104. [01:46] <Strategist14> !Roll 2#1d4+1+1d8+1d4+1+1d4+1
  105. [01:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 2#1d4+1+1d8+1d4+1+1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=2 1d8=1 1d4=2 1d4=1 ]{9}, [ 1d4=4 1d8=3 1d4=4 1d4=3 ]{17}
  106. [01:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "But, we won't find out until after the postgame."
  107. [01:46] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 93-26
  108. [01:46] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 93-26 --> {67}
  109. [01:46] <Strategist14> They then step back into line, their justice meted out
  110. [01:46] <Strategist14> Your turn
  111. [01:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I go back to the ol' stab n' shoot.
  112. [01:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Not the shoot n' stab.
  113. [01:47] <Strategist14> Oh snap
  114. [01:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Gotta mix it up.
  115. [01:47] <Strategist14> Getting tricky
  116. [01:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Make sure the fight scenes aren't boring for the player.
  117. [01:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8
  118. [01:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{18}, [ 1d20=7 ]{15}
  119. [01:47] <Strategist14> Both hit
  120. [01:47] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 5d6+8 total damage.
  121. [01:47] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 5d6+8 total damage. --> [ 5d6=17 ]{25}
  122. [01:47] <Strategist14> Today is not a good day for lich friend
  123. [01:48] <Strategist14> His response should be obvious by this point
  124. [01:48] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+6 vs Con
  125. [01:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+6 vs Con --> [ 1d20=14 ]{20}
  126. [01:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Yep)
  127. [01:48] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d8+2+1d8
  128. [01:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 3d8+2+1d8 --> [ 3d8=13 1d8=3 ]{18}
  129. [01:48] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 67-18
  130. [01:48] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 67-18 --> {49}
  131. [01:48] <Strategist14> As his wounds scab over once more, your turn begins anew
  132. [01:49] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Screw it, let's go for the shoot n' stab again!
  133. [01:49] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8
  134. [01:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}, [ 1d20=6 ]{14}
  135. [01:49] <Strategist14> Both succeed once more
  136. [01:49] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 5d6+8 total damage again.
  137. [01:49] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 5d6+8 total damage again. --> [ 5d6=10 ]{18}
  138. [01:50] <Strategist14> You get the feeling this lich is only surviving because he keeps taking your HP away
  139. [01:50] <Strategist14> What a jerk
  140. [01:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Hey, could you not do that?"
  141. [01:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Not cool, man"
  142. [01:50] <Strategist14> He says no
  143. [01:50] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+6 vs Con
  144. [01:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+6 vs Con --> [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
  145. [01:50] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d8+2
  146. [01:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 3d8+2 --> [ 3d8=21 ]{23}
  147. [01:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Yep)
  148. [01:50] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 49-23
  149. [01:50] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 49-23 --> {26}
  150. [01:50] <Strategist14> Today is not being a fun time
  151. [01:50] <Strategist14> Your turn
  152. [01:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, seriously, not cool."
  153. [01:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8 shoot n' stab.
  154. [01:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 shoot n' stab. --> [ 1d20=14 ]{22}, [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
  155. [01:51] <Strategist14> Both succeed again
  156. [01:51] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 5d6+8 Shootin' n' stabbin' damage.
  157. [01:51] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 5d6+8 Shootin' n' stabbin' damage. --> [ 5d6=19 ]{27}
  158. [01:51] <Strategist14> Lich unfriend is also having a bad day
  159. [01:51] <Strategist14> He decides that you owe him some more HP for that
  160. [01:52] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+6 vs Con
  161. [01:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+6 vs Con --> [ 1d20=7 ]{13}
  162. [01:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Maybe I don't want to owe you more HP
  163. [01:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "
  164. [01:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Maybe I wanna shoot n' stab you some more!"
  165. [01:52] <Strategist14> He gestures for you to do so
  166. [01:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I do so.
  167. [01:52] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8
  168. [01:52] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{12}, [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
  169. [01:52] <Strategist14> Both hit
  170. [01:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 8d6+8 to gettttttt dunked on!!!!
  171. [01:53] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 8d6+8 to gettttttt dunked on!!!! --> [ 8d6=27 ]{35}
  172. [01:53] <Strategist14> He gets dunked on
  173. [01:53] <Strategist14> His friend says hi
  174. [01:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Can we like, take a time out so I can heal?"
  175. [01:53] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Do I roll persuasion, or?)
  176. [01:54] <Strategist14> He says sure, and takes out a necromantic kit to start raising the dead with
  177. [01:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, nevermind"
  178. [01:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "I'm good."
  179. [01:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Let's do this."
  180. [01:54] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+1 Initiative
  181. [01:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2 intiative.
  182. [01:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+1 Initiative --> [ 1d20=6 ]{7}
  183. [01:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 intiative. --> [ 1d20=18 ]{20}
  184. [01:54] <Strategist14> You attack him while he's putting his toolkit away
  185. [01:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> While the lich is attempting to raise the dead, I do the coveted shoot n' stab.
  186. [01:54] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8
  187. [01:54] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=6 ]{14}, [ 1d20=3 ]{11}
  188. [01:55] <Strategist14> The shooty part of the system works
  189. [01:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+8
  190. [01:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+8 --> [ 2d6=7 ]{15}
  191. [01:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  192. [01:55] <Strategist14> He decides that the world doesn't have nearly enough fireballs in it
  193. [01:55] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d4+1+1d8+1d4+1+1d4+1
  194. [01:55] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d4+1+1d8+1d4+1+1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=1 1d8=8 1d4=1 1d4=1 ]{14}
  195. [01:55] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 26-14
  196. [01:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 26-14 --> {12}
  197. [01:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, whoa, whoa, whoa."
  198. [01:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Let's reconsider this for a second."
  199. [01:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I nom on a Dorito.
  200. [01:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (halfway between 4.2 and missing health, right?)
  201. [01:56] <Strategist14> Yes
  202. [01:56] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 104-12
  203. [01:56] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 104-12 --> {92}
  204. [01:57] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (about 44?)
  205. [01:57] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Or 43?)
  206. [01:57] <Strategist14> 48
  207. [01:57] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Wot?)
  208. [01:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (well, ok)
  209. [01:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (dont trust me to math at 2am)
  210. [01:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 12+48
  211. [01:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 12+48 --> {60}
  212. [01:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, a second's over, let's continue."
  213. [01:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Do the shooty thing!
  214. [01:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+8
  215. [01:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=17 ]{25}
  216. [01:58] <Strategist14> You get shooty
  217. [01:58] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+8
  218. [01:58] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+8 --> [ 2d6=5 ]{13}
  219. [01:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  220. [01:59] <Strategist14> He is unhappy
  221. [01:59] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+6 vs Con to drain
  222. [01:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+6 vs Con to drain --> [ 1d20=13 ]{19}
  223. [01:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Yeppers)
  224. [01:59] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d8+2+1d8
  225. [01:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 3d8+2+1d8 --> [ 3d8=14 1d8=7 ]{23}
  226. [01:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !roll 60-23
  227. [01:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 60-23 --> {37}
  228. [01:59] <Strategist14> Go
  229. [01:59] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8 to SHOOT N STAB SMORE!
  230. [01:59] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 to SHOOT N STAB SMORE! --> [ 1d20=15 ]{23}, [ 1d20=20 ]{28}
  231. [02:00] <Strategist14> Dem shootnstabs
  232. [02:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 8d6+8 total shootnstab damages
  233. [02:00] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 8d6+8 total shootnstab damages --> [ 8d6=34 ]{42}
  234. [02:00] <Strategist14> The lich is now a corpse
  235. [02:00] <Strategist14> An actually dead one this time
  236. [02:00] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, ok."
  237. [02:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "You still wanna go?"
  238. [02:01] <Strategist14> This corpsitude is punctuated by MORE STINKING FIREBALLS
  239. [02:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Maybe avenge your friends?"
  240. [02:01] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d4+1+1d8+1d4+1+1d4+1
  241. [02:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d4+1+1d8+1d4+1+1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=4 1d8=7 1d4=1 1d4=1 ]{16}
  242. [02:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 37-16
  243. [02:01] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 37-16 --> {21}
  244. [02:01] <Strategist14> It seems worth noting that you haven't rolled initiative against this guy yet
  245. [02:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Wow, cheapshot!"
  246. [02:01] <Strategist14> Seems he was waiting for a sneak attack
  247. [02:01] <Strategist14> Like a jerk
  248. [02:01] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "
  249. [02:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Not cool!"
  250. [02:02] <Strategist14> Roll initiative
  251. [02:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+2
  252. [02:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+2 --> [ 1d20=2 ]{4}
  253. [02:02] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+1
  254. [02:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+1 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{10}
  255. [02:02] <Strategist14> He does it some more
  256. [02:02] <Strategist14> What a jerk
  257. [02:02] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1
  258. [02:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=1 1d4=4 1d4=4 ]{12}
  259. [02:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Man, I hate stealthy enemies."
  260. [02:02] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 21-12
  261. [02:02] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 21-12 --> {9}
  262. [02:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, OW!"
  263. [02:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Do *NOT* make me get my Dorito's again!"
  264. [02:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Actually, y'know what? Screw you! I'm getting the Doritos!"
  265. [02:03] <Strategist14> You think he may want you to get the Doritos again
  266. [02:03] <Strategist14> He likes the smell of people eating Doritos
  267. [02:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I obey his desires and get a Dorito again.
  268. [02:03] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 104-9
  269. [02:04] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 104-9 --> {95}
  270. [02:04] <Strategist14> You regain 49 HP
  271. [02:04] <Strategist14> Man these things taste good
  272. [02:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 9+49
  273. [02:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 9+49 --> {58}
  274. [02:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Fanks, Lefen!"
  275. [02:05] * Kazuma_Raigeki says in between bites.
  276. [02:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+8 to shoot for good measures.
  277. [02:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+8 to shoot for good measures. --> [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  278. [02:05] <Strategist14> You shoot
  279. [02:05] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+8
  280. [02:05] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+8 --> [ 2d6=10 ]{18}
  281. [02:06] <Strategist14> Lich man frowns at you
  282. [02:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  283. [02:06] <Strategist14> Then steals some more HP
  284. [02:06] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+6
  285. [02:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=9 ]{15}
  286. [02:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I frown back.
  287. [02:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Nopers)
  288. [02:06] <Strategist14> :(
  289. [02:06] <Strategist14> Your turn
  290. [02:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> :D
  291. [02:06] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8 to show him why I'm the main character
  292. [02:06] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 to show him why I'm the main character --> [ 1d20=17 ]{25}, [ 1d20=1 ]{9}
  293. [02:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, ignore that second part."
  294. [02:07] <Strategist14> You shoot the dude, and then hand him your sword
  295. [02:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "That was a fluke, trust me."
  296. [02:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+8
  297. [02:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{20}
  298. [02:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (oops)
  299. [02:07] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+8
  300. [02:07] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+8 --> [ 2d6=9 ]{17}
  301. [02:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  302. [02:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Can, I, uh, have my weapon back?"
  303. [02:08] <Strategist14> He says no
  304. [02:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "This game's already messed with my inventory enough."
  305. [02:08] <Strategist14> But you CAN give him your HP
  306. [02:08] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+6
  307. [02:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+6 --> [ 1d20=16 ]{22}
  308. [02:08] <Strategist14> !Roll 3d8+2+1d8
  309. [02:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 3d8+2+1d8 --> [ 3d8=13 1d8=2 ]{17}
  310. [02:08] <Strategist14> Your turn
  311. [02:08] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 58-17
  312. [02:08] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 58-17 --> {41}
  313. [02:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Ok, if you're gonna take my cool new keyblade, at least USE it!"
  314. [02:09] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+8 shoot n' cry at the lack of stabbing.
  315. [02:09] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+8 shoot n' cry at the lack of stabbing. --> [ 1d20=6 ]{14}
  316. [02:09] <Strategist14> You shoot through your tears
  317. [02:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "So yeah, just use the sword, it'll be this really cool moment, trust me.
  318. [02:10] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+18 to persuade him to beat me up with the sword next round.
  319. [02:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+18 to persuade him to beat me up with the sword next round. --> [ 1d20=3 ]{21}
  320. [02:10] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+5 to not use the sword
  321. [02:10] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+5 to not use the sword --> [ 1d20=20 ]{25}
  322. [02:11] <Strategist14> The sword is not to be used.
  323. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Aw."
  324. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  325. [02:11] <Strategist14> Ever.
  326. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Oh wait)
  327. [02:11] <Strategist14> Yeah
  328. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (forgot to roll damage)
  329. [02:11] <Strategist14> Just a little
  330. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (am dumb)
  331. [02:11] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !roll 2d6+8 for belated damages.
  332. [02:11] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+8 for belated damages. --> [ 2d6=8 ]{16}
  333. [02:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> NOW end turn.
  334. [02:12] <Strategist14> The lich staggers back after receiving weird temporally-delayed damage
  335. [02:12] <Strategist14> Then it runs away with your sword
  336. [02:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!"
  337. [02:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "NO!"
  338. [02:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "NOT COOL, MAN!"
  339. [02:12] <Strategist14> And does its best to distract you with fireballs
  340. [02:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "THAT IS THE ROGUE'S JOB!"
  341. [02:12] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "YOU ARE NOT THE ROGUE!"
  342. [02:12] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1
  343. [02:12] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d4+1+1d4+1+1d4+1 --> [ 1d4=4 1d4=1 1d4=3 ]{11}
  344. [02:13] <Strategist14> After its sneak attack, the lich is feeling pretty roguey
  345. [02:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "AURORA WANTS TO BE THE ROGUE, BUT SHE'S GOT THE WRONG WEAPONS!"
  346. [02:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 41-11
  347. [02:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 41-11 --> {30}
  348. [02:13] <Strategist14> Your turn. The lich is 50 feet away.
  349. [02:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I run up and do the shooty thing.
  350. [02:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+8
  351. [02:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{15}
  352. [02:13] <Strategist14> It works
  353. [02:13] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+8 to not forget to hurt him this time.
  354. [02:13] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+8 to not forget to hurt him this time. --> [ 2d6=8 ]{16}
  355. [02:14] <Strategist14> Well, you didn't forget
  356. [02:14] <Strategist14> The lich dude is in prety bad shape
  357. [02:14] <Strategist14> So bad he can't spell
  358. [02:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "NOW, GIVE ME MY FRIGGIN SWORD BACK!"
  359. [02:14] <Strategist14> He throws the sword at you
  360. [02:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 1d20+18 persuasion.
  361. [02:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 1d20+18 persuasion. --> [ 1d20=8 ]{26}
  362. [02:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, that works too, thanks."
  363. [02:14] <Strategist14> That always works in the movies
  364. [02:14] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+1 to hit
  365. [02:14] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+1 to hit --> [ 1d20=8 ]{9}
  366. [02:14] <Kazuma_Raigeki> 20 AC
  367. [02:14] <Strategist14> The sword plops down nicely next to you
  368. [02:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Cool, thanks."
  369. [02:15] <Strategist14> :( intensifies
  370. [02:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Can I pick it up, or would that require another action?)
  371. [02:15] <Strategist14> Minor action to pick up
  372. [02:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (And did the persuasion roll matter?)
  373. [02:15] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Or did that not happen?)
  374. [02:15] <Strategist14> !Roll 1d20+5
  375. [02:15] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 1d20+5 --> [ 1d20=11 ]{16}
  376. [02:15] <Strategist14> It retroactively is now the reason he threw it
  377. [02:16] <Strategist14> Lichbro absconds some more
  378. [02:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> End turn.
  379. [02:16] <Strategist14> Your turn
  380. [02:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "Oh, no, ya don't."
  381. [02:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> "No running off with free loot!"
  382. [02:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> I grab the blade and run after him.
  383. [02:16] <Strategist14> The lich is now 70 feet away
  384. [02:16] <Strategist14> 40 after you run
  385. [02:16] <Kazuma_Raigeki> (Can I still shoot with disadvantage?)
  386. [02:16] <Strategist14> Yes
  387. [02:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2#1d20+8
  388. [02:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2#1d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}, [ 1d20=8 ]{16}
  389. [02:17] <Strategist14> You hit the spooky skellingtom
  390. [02:17] <Kazuma_Raigeki> !Roll 2d6+8 to convince him to give me my EXP back by killing him.
  391. [02:17] <Tyche[Dice]> Kazuma_Raigeki rolled : 2d6+8 to convince him to give me my EXP back by killing him. --> [ 2d6=8 ]{16}
  392. [02:17] <Strategist14> He is thoroughly convinced
  393. [02:17] <Strategist14> That's nice
  394. [02:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Is he the dead kind of convinced?
  395. [02:18] <Strategist14> He is indeed
  396. [02:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Noice.
  397. [02:18] <Strategist14> Gain 750 XP for all those other dead liches
  398. [02:18] <Strategist14> And a metric ton of grist
  399. [02:18] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Oh hey, I'm level 11 now.
  400. [02:18] <Strategist14> This isn't stupid at all
  401. [02:19] <Kazuma_Raigeki> Eenope.
  402. [02:21] <Strategist14> !Roll 520+521+508+534 Build Grist
  403. [02:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 520+521+508+534 Build Grist --> {2083}
  404. [02:21] <Strategist14> !Roll 165+148+152+172 T1
  405. [02:21] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 165+148+152+172 T1 --> {637}
  406. [02:22] <Strategist14> !Roll 51+47+50+48 T2
  407. [02:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 51+47+50+48 T2 --> {196}
  408. [02:22] <Strategist14> !Roll 14+11+16+12 T3
  409. [02:22] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 14+11+16+12 T3 --> {53}
  410. [02:23] <Strategist14> !Roll 9+14 T4
  411. [02:23] <Tyche[Dice]> Strategist14 rolled : 9+14 T4 --> {23}
  412. [02:23] <Strategist14> Gain that
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