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- >You an Vinyl were just talking.
- >Then awkward silence.
- >She starts to fidget a bit.
- >She wasn't while you were talking, so you start up again.
- >The fidgeting stops when you talk, but when there is a silence, she fidgets.
- >Eventually the silence gets to her.
- >She moans in her chair.
- >"Are you alright?"
- >She grabs you wrist.
- >"You, me, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, you can't help but think, "It was just an awkward silence."
- >Offer Vinyl a sandwich
- >"R-really?"
- >"Uhh, yeah. Here."
- >She almost takes a bite, but sets it down and grabs your wrist.
- >"What are you doing?"
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed now."
- >As you get dragged upstairs all you can think of is, "It's just a sandwich."
- >Giving Vinyl a high five.
- >She moans and grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now"
- >As you get dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "It's just a high five."
- >You are flying in the air, trying to lock on to your target.
- >Target locked.
- >You "fire"your missle.
- >Target destroyed.
- >Now to get back to base.
- >Another boagy comes in on radar.
- >Oh shit.
- >You eject before it crashes into you.
- >The other pilot does too.
- >As you parashute down, you realize Vinyl is the one that crashed into you.
- >"Vinyl!? What the hell!?"
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just shot a plane."
- >You are fucking Rainbow Dash.
- >You are just about there.
- >"I'm cum-"
- >Vinyl breaks down the door.
- >"Oh god, what now?"
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now"
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I almost came inside."
- >Explosions sound on the battlefield.
- >You are just inches away from the last explosion
- >Nothing could be more frightening thatn this right now.
- >Suddenly, someone grabs your wrist.
- >You turn around and point your pistol at... Vinyl?
- >"What are you doing here!?"
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "They were just explosions."
- >You're sitting at home playing vidya
- >It's the last level of Ocarina of time
- >you just defeated Ganon
- >Zelda begins to tell you to turn into a kid
- >When Vinyl opens the door
- >"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?"
- >She grabs your wrist
- >"You, me , Tavia, Bed , now"
- >As your dragged upstairs, all you can think is, "It was just a cockblock"
- >You were only nine years old, you loved Luna so much.
- >You pray to Luna each night. "Luna is love" you say, "Luna is life."
- >Your dad hears you and calls you a faggot. You knew he was just jealous of your devotion
- to Luna. You called him a cunt.
- >He hits you and sends me to sleep. Your crying now and your face hurts.
- >You lay in bed, really cold. You feel something warm...
- >You turn around and see...
- >"Vinyl!?"
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just praised Luna."
- >Celebrating a whole year of >no hooves.
- >The music is really good, cause it's DJ-Pon3
- >Aka, Vinyl Scratch.
- >You are at the bar, waiting for the countdown.
- >5
- >4
- >3
- >2
- >1
- >Happy Anniversary!
- >You take a swig of your drink.
- >Then, someone grabs your wrist.
- >"Hey Vinyl, whats up?"
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I was just celebrating."
- >At a funeral for a dear friend.
- >Someone mentions how depressing it is.
- >You turn around and it's Vinyl.
- >Fucking hell.
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"Vinyl, I fucking swear..."
- >She pulls you into a hug.
- >"I know this must be hard for you."
- >You are shocked, but give in to her hug.
- >Tavia comes up from behind and gives you a hug from behind.
- >This is probably the only time you have been in between them, and not naked.
- >"Thanks girls."
- >They drag you home and upstairs.
- >Before you can speak, Vinyl speaks up.
- >"Let's just cuddle tonight."
- >As you lay in bed, all you can think of is, "I love these girls."
- >See Rainbow get done with a long run.
- >God, she looks sweaty.
- >You wish you would wipe all that sweat off.
- >Fluttershy walks up with a towel and water bottle.
- >You wish you were Fluttershy right now.
- >You would ask her out, but are too beta.
- >Suddenly, you feel someone grab your wrist.
- >You turn around and see Vinyl.
- >"I could put in a good word, if you do something for me."
- >Okay, you are interested.
- >"Alright, what do I have to do."
- >She pulls you to the school.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just wanted help."
- >You were only nine years old, you loved Celestia so much.
- >You pray to Celestia each night. "Celestia is love" you say, "Celestia is life."
- >Your dad hears you and calls you a faggot. You knew he was just jealous of your devotion
- to Celestia. You called him a cunt.
- >He hits you and sends me to sleep. Your crying now and your face hurts.
- >You lay in bed, really cold. You feel something warm...
- >You turn around and see...
- >"Vinyl!?"
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just praised Celestia."
- >You are looking at your computer screen.
- >And you are bored as fuck.
- >You just want something to do.
- >There is a knock at your door.
- >It's Vinyl.
- >"Vinyl, thank god."
- >She holds out a cup.
- >"I just want a cup of sugar."
- >You grab her wrist and take her to her house.
- >"Anon, what's the hell!"
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you lead her upstairs, she can't help but think, "I just wanted some sugar."
- >You rage online.
- >That will show those faggots.
- >Vinyl comes online.
- >You get a message from her.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >You feel a force pull you by the wrist to her house.
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just called them a fagot."
- >Sombra just wants some dick
- > "I-it's not like I w-want you crystals o-or anything..."
- >Takes your crystals
- >Is about to run off but looks behind him
- >You are still standing there
- >He drops the crystals and lights up his horn
- >Your clothes disappear and you feel your dick tingle
- >Your dick is now a giant crystal
- >"Crryyyyystalsssssssss"
- >Suddenly, your dick is back to normal and sombrero is blasted back by some magic
- >Vinyl out of fucking nowhere.
- >"He's mine!"
- >Epic battle ensues.
- >Vinyl comes out on top.
- >"Vinyl, thank you so much!"
- >She teleports you back to her house and grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "Crystals?"
- >You see a thread you really like.
- >You like this thread so much, you don't comment on it.
- >But, you will bump the shit out of if.
- >As soon as you bump it, alarms sound in the distance.
- >Alarms put in place for one purpose.
- >"No... it can't be."
- >You look out of your window and see the sky turn red.
- >"No, no, no, no, no!"
- >You lock your door and grab your shotgun.
- >"This is it, don't wimp out. You have prepared for this."
- >The sounds of moans come from your door.
- >Not even the CDC could prepare anyone for this.
- >Your door breaks down.
- >You aim your gun at...
- >Vinyl
- >"I told you, I'm married. I can't do this anymore."
- >She slowly walks up to you.
- >You are too much of a wimp to actually use the gun, so she swats it away.
- >"I heard you bumped a thread Anon."
- >"Please... please. Don't do this."
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just bumped a thread."
- >Working at your desk with your roomate.
- >He is pretty popular with the girls, unlike you.
- >Maybe one day it will change.
- >There is a knock at your door.
- >You open it up to see a electric blue haired girl's sanding in the doorway.
- >"Can I help you?"
- >She pushes past you and garbs your roommate's wrist
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As he is dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "Why am I so alone?"
- >You are looking up some abuse photos or girls you know.
- >One of them is Twilight Sparkle.
- >Oddly enough, there is a lot of them.
- >Then some faggot tells them to stop hurting her.
- >Wow, whats with this guy.
- >As soon as you hit the reply button, someone grabs your wrist.
- >Oh god.
- >It's Vinyl, and she has a big ass paddle.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I'm going to take pictures for that faggot."
- >Some random girls just came in and sung about a battle of the bands
- >Sounds like fun, maybe you can team up with Vinyl.
- >"Hey Vinyl, do you want to make a band?"
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just wanted to make a band."
- >You're writing up some greentext so you can bump the thread.
- >You're also talking to people over the internet
- >You fuck up majorly in your typing process
- >"Just let your cooing speak for you" the page reads
- >You nervously laugh and nodded as you looked down at your plate
- >Wait, what?
- >Suddenly, Vinyl bursts through the door and grabs your wrist
- >"You, Me, Sunset, bed, now."
- >As you get dragged up the stairs, all you can think of is,"It was only a typo..."
- >you're just lurking on /mlp/
- >suddenly, you feel a tap on your shoulder
- >you turn around to see...
- >nothing.
- >you sigh as you unzip your jeans
- "Me, hand, porn, masturbate, now."
- >as you jack off, all you can think of is, "I just wanted a threesome."
- >You are on your phone.
- >You're bored, so you ask the Anons for a prompt.
- >Suddenly, Vinyl walks into you room.
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just wanted a prompt."
- >You are listening to some music.
- >You skip a few songs and your favorite pops up.
- >"Ah, yeah."
- >You bob you head with the music.
- >Then, you door opens up to reveal Vinyl Scratch, dancing in her underwear and an open shirt.
- >unf
- >Your face goes red and grows hotter.
- >"H-Hey Vinyl."
- >She grabs your wrist.
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now."
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "unf."
- >Be fat-anon in gym class
- >Some other Anon is getting attention from Rainbow.
- >Lucky bastard
- >You even saw her put her hands in his pants
- >What you wouldn't do for a little reach around.
- >Suddenly, someone grabs your wrist.
- >"Hey, what's your..."
- >It's the school's DJ, Vinyl Scratch.
- >"I hear you are looking for a little action."
- >Dafuq
- >Is she a mind reader?
- >"I-I guess."
- >"You, me, Tavia, bed, now"
- >As you are dragged upstairs, all you can think of is, "I just wanted a reach around."
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