Bonnie the Cute Bunny

Ah 1 2,
Ah 1 2 3 4

Cute bunny
Philosophically
Must ipso facto just not be

But the cute bunny
Has got to be
A vis a vis it’s entity
D’you see?

But can Bonnie be said bunny,
Or is it not the cute bunny,
When this Bonnie is no cute bunny
Due to it being very scary?

Singing

A la dee dee
a one two three
Bonnie the cute bunny
A B C D E F G
Bonnie the cute bunny

Is this a haunted robunny,
Standing still looking at me?
Some freak from an ol’ factory?
No! It’s Bonnie the cute bunny

A fiddly dum
A fiddly dee
Bonnie the cute bunny

Ho ho ho
tee hee hee
Bonnie the cute bunny

I love this steel employee-ee
Following me eternally
Every hour before I flee
I love him carnally
(He loves him carnally)

Semi-carnally.
The end.

(Sarah Connery?)
No; semi-carnally
Oh…

(Sarah Connery)