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  1.  
  2. ES
  3. eldritchSongbird began espering seriouslySubdued
  4. hey Stammers
  5. what's up
  6. SS
  7. FEW
  8. WELL
  9. you would not believe
  10. the shit ive just been through
  11. ES
  12. right now
  13. I am willing to believe in just about anything
  14. SS
  15. well
  16. i just got half murdered by a deadpool imp thing
  17. lil bastard cut me good
  18. ES
  19. a deadpool imp?
  20. I just met another imp
  21. didn't seem hostile, really
  22. SS
  23. well this one was kinda stealling my only food supply
  24. ES
  25. oh
  26. SS
  27. so i tossed some keys at it
  28. and it went ape shit
  29. ES
  30. crazy
  31. mine just greeted me
  32. I played some music for it
  33. and then it walked away
  34. SS
  35. sounds fun
  36. i got some blue things
  37. ES
  38. ok?
  39. SS
  40. yes
  41. no idea either
  42. also
  43. ive ran out of dew
  44. ES
  45. also
  46. SS
  47. and i seem to be in some bullshit sunny place
  48. ES
  49. I'm in this new crazy place
  50. SS
  51. oh
  52. ES
  53. I forgot to mention that
  54. SS
  55. snap
  56. join the club
  57. :D
  58. ES
  59. yeah
  60. SS
  61. whats in yours?
  62. ES
  63. mine's like a huge meadow, with horses and clouds
  64. and shit
  65. SS
  66. sounds delightful
  67. mine is a dome of light and optical illusions
  68. i can't focus on anything
  69. ES
  70. :I
  71. SS
  72. and spent ages walking to a house that wasn't there
  73. ES
  74. how
  75. SS
  76. good fucking question
  77. it was there
  78. then it wasn't
  79. instead there was a fucking mirror dome thing
  80. ES
  81. the craziest part is that I believe you
  82. SS
  83. funny
  84. i recall you saying that before
  85. anyway im glad your okay
  86. sd's dead
  87. ES
  88. what
  89. no
  90. not SD too
  91. SS
  92. too?
  93. who else is dead?
  94. ES
  95. sami
  96. she's gone
  97. SS
  98. oh fuck
  99. we got on really well
  100. ES
  101. fuck.............................
  102. SS
  103. (had too sorry xD )
  104. ...
  105. be careful
  106. ES
  107. you too
  108. SS
  109. how good are you at fighting things?
  110. ES
  111. are you sure she's dead?
  112. SS
  113. yea
  114. ES
  115. also, I don't know?
  116. SS
  117. i saw the meteor hit her house
  118. ES
  119. shit
  120. SS
  121. you better learn
  122. these things are deadlty
  123. *deadly
  124. ES
  125. the one I encountered seemed cool
  126. (also, Zion is probably a better combatant than you xD )
  127. SS
  128. the deadpool ones seem aggressive...
  129. (Whoa mean i don't even have dual wield yet XD )
  130. ES
  131. deadpool ones?
  132. you've seen several?
  133. I've only seen one living thing in this land that isn't a horse
  134. SS
  135. its the only thing ive seen
  136. and from biology class
  137. im prettty sure theres at least 2 zion
  138. ES
  139. heh
  140. good one
  141. SS
  142. ikr
  143. bow chicka wow wow
  144. anyway
  145. im outta dew
  146. ES
  147. and I don't think you're going to get any more
  148. SS
  149. and this place is bascially a dessert
  150. ES
  151. so big trouble
  152. SS
  153. indeed
  154. i have water
  155. but that shits like poison
  156. thats why there is non in mountain dew
  157. luckily
  158. ES
  159. luckily
  160. sorry, I don't think I can help you with your troubles
  161. SS
  162. damn
  163. ES
  164. also, I found another orb
  165. you know
  166. SS
  167. oh
  168. ES
  169. like the one that exploded
  170. SS
  171. the explody ones
  172. that is the dankest
  173. like
  174. 1 mo
  175. ES
  176. not sure what to do with it
  177. SS
  178. http://imgur.com/JxbrD6L
  179. bam
  180. there
  181. i dunno
  182. use it like the other one if you get attacked?
  183. ES
  184. maybe
  185. although I'm not sure what to do to make it explode
  186. SS
  187. well what did you do the first time m80?
  188. ES
  189. .....................................
  190. I was
  191. uh
  192. angry
  193. SS
  194. there you go
  195. ES
  196. and then it sorta blew up?
  197. SS
  198. ^^^^
  199. have you seen the hulk
  200. ES
  201. idk my memories from the whole thing are soggy
  202. SS
  203. well congratulations
  204. ES
  205. I have not seen the hulk
  206. SS
  207. you are the hulk
  208. when you get angry
  209. ES
  210. he's the angry green dude, right?
  211. SS
  212. you turn purple
  213. indeed
  214. and kill things
  215. ^ use it to your advantage :D
  216. ES
  217. I don't want to kill things!
  218. SS
  219. of course you don't
  220. but you may have to
  221. ES
  222. :l
  223. SS
  224. like who knows whats out there
  225. ES
  226. horses
  227. SS
  228. my floaty ghost guide thing says
  229. i have to kill a behemoth
  230. like wtf is that
  231. ES
  232. floaty guide?
  233. SS
  234. yea
  235. brown dude
  236. tentacly
  237. ES
  238. ?
  239. SS
  240. a bit of a priick
  241. i call him squidward
  242. ES
  243. huh
  244. well
  245. that's interesting
  246. SS
  247. you not have a guide?
  248. ES
  249. .......
  250. SS
  251. all floaty and ghosty?
  252. ES
  253. there is a floaty and ghosty moose
  254. but all it says is
  255. MOOSE SOUND
  256. SS
  257. ^ boom
  258. OMG
  259. can we trade?
  260. ES
  261. fuck yes
  262. anything that can get me away from this rancored asshole
  263. SS
  264. 0_0
  265. he seems cool
  266. feed him some carrots
  267. or mountain dew from your mystical mountain dew frog
  268. ES
  269. I don't have any carrots
  270. and my mystical frog has been conquered by equine villains
  271. SS
  272. wait
  273. the horses
  274. are villans?
  275. really
  276. ES
  277. no
  278. SS
  279. oh god
  280. ES
  281. but they're gross and they want to cuddle and they want me to touch their muscles
  282. SS
  283. WAIT
  284. OMG
  285. I PREDICTED THIS
  286. BRB
  287. 1 MO
  288. ES
  289. ........
  290. SS
  291. http://imgur.com/T5G9ZB
  292. http://imgur.com/T5G9ZBl
  293. (messed up
  294. ES
  295. whoa
  296. that's
  297. uncanny
  298. SS
  299. (seer of light confirmed!!! )
  300. ES
  301. almost
  302. SS
  303. ikr
  304. ES
  305. D:
  306. SS
  307. spooky
  308. spooky scary skelingtons
  309. ES
  310. oh please
  311. SS
  312. please what?
  313. its at least a little wierd
  314. ES
  315. I agree with that
  316. but don't start with the whole "internet edgy memes" stuff
  317. it's getting a bit annoying :P
  318. SS
  319. oh
  320. ...
  321. sorry :(
  322. ES
  323. you're a cool guy, but you don't need to resort to memes to have a conversation
  324. just saying
  325. SS
  326. huh
  327. but
  328. ...
  329. then im just boring
  330. ES
  331. nah
  332. I don't think so
  333. SS
  334. really?
  335. tell me something interesting about me then
  336. SS
  337. yea...
  338. ES
  339. you make great art, adn I enjoy talking to you
  340. as long as you don't do the whole meme schtick
  341. it can be fun every now and then
  342. but when you resort to it all the time
  343. SS
  344. ...
  345. ES
  346. :)
  347. SS
  348. :/
  349. I'm sorry.
  350. ES
  351. don't be
  352. SS
  353. (can you pastebin this i exited by accident so lost it all )
  354. (were not done tho)
  355. thanks i guess?
  356. ES
  357. you're welcome ^^
  358. look
  359. I'm sorry if I insulted you
  360. sorry
  361. SS
  362. nah .. nah its grand i guess
  363. ES
  364. sometimes I just speak my mind without thinking about what I'm saying
  365. SS
  366. just normally people
  367. nevermind
  368. ES
  369. and I just did it again
  370. SS
  371. sorry
  372. ES
  373. just normally people what?
  374. SS
  375. nah
  376. were good
  377. * SS leaves
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