The land of dildotopia was once a quiet and peaceful town made entirely of dildos. In the dildotopia school was a young boy named Courier spent his days going to class and making friends like every other child in dildotopia. Little did he know his life would be changed forever. Inside his house, Courier was doing his usual masturbation ritual which involved sucking on a dildo he mounted on a wall while riding his other one like a horse. Just as the young boy was edging the dildo lodged deep inside of his anus took on a life of its own, jumping on his desk. “Young lad Courier, you have been chosen!” Courier, dumbfounded by the floppy purple dildo soaked in his anal juice talking to him, uttered “w-what do you mean chosen?” The dildo replied, “Young lad, my name is Reginald!, I have been sent by the dildo king Dildomonjaro in the distant land of Dildiope, to rescue his kingdom from the evil dragon lord Dragonus Dildocus. He hath seen a great ability to handle many dildos in you, young Courier. He said you might even be powerful enough to wield the Mythical Crystal Dildo of Dilblivion, the only known dildo powerful enough to slay Dragonus. Now to time to waste! Take that dildo out of your mouth and Embark on your adventure to Dildope at once!” Courier, so overwhelmed in confusion and disbelief shrugged and took off with the talking dildo.
The road to Dildope was a long one, filled with many trials that would truly test Couriers Dildo skills. He first had to pass through a forest, filled with giant 30ft Dildo trees dripping the semen of the victims that their venomous base spat out to them. Here is where the mythical Crystal Dildo of Dilblivion is rumored to be hidden. Then he would have to pass through the vast desert of dildohara, only instead of sand, there were razor edged dildos, which upon entrance into a poor souls anus, would surely tear it to shreds. If someone is lucky enough to pass through the desert, they will be greeted with the Black Rubber Gates of Dragonus’ lair, made entirely of black demonic dildos, guarded by demons wielding Magical black and red dildos that would spray a poor adventurer with poison demonic goo that sucked the soul out of them.
The young lad Courier was determined. He bravely approached the forest with his trusty purple companion Reginald, waving him to block the violent semen attacks raining down on Courier like a hurricane of semen. Courier felt a strange feeling of strength and focus pulsing through his veins, enabling him to wave Frederic the dildo at lightning speed, deflecting the semen back at the Dildo trees, causing all of them to perish. Once the evil dildo trees were gone, behind a pile of their corpses was a glowing light emitting from the ground. “Could this be it?” Courier asked himself, “Could this be the Mythical Crystal Dildo of Dilblivion?!” Courier ran towards the light, frantically digging in the dirt, desperately looking for the dildo of the ancient scrolls. “M-My god……… It is………” Courier pulled from the dirt a giant crystal dildo, weighing easily over 100 lbs. Upon grasping the dildo, Couriers veins began pulsing, feeling the power of the dildo though is blood, changing every bodily fluid Courier produces into the sweet semen of the Gods. The ancient myths were true; the lad named Courier was the Chosen Dildo Warrior. As the Chosen Dildo Warrior Courier approached the desert of dildos, Reginald said to him, “Oooh I knew the Kings visions were true! I knew you were the chosen one! Not too far now and we will approach Dragonus’ lair!” Courier, still in disbelief that all the events that unfolded were not a drug induced hallucination, did not say a word.
As The Chosen Dildo Warrior Courier approached the desert, Reginald said “Courier, the only way for you to cross the dildo desert is to wrap your feet in the same rubber that the razor-edged dildos are! I am of the same material; you may use me to cross the desert…” “But wouldn’t that kill you Reginald?!” Courier asked. “Yes, but my duty is over, I was only sent to guard you to get the Crystal Dildo, nothing else.” Reginald said as he wrapped himself over Couriers feet, and sent himself across the desert, being torn to shreds by the razors on the dildos. “Farewell…….. Courier…………..” Reginald said with his last breaths. “I promise, Reginald, your death will be avenged, I will slay Dragonus if it’s the last thing I do!” Courier said as he wiped tears of semen from his eyes, approaching Dragonus’ lair.
As soon as the Chosen Dildo Warrior Courier set foot at the black rubbery gates of Dragonus’ lair, he was surrounded by demons wielding their venomous dildos. Spraying semen soaked venom at Courier from every direction. The demons were no match, Courier penetrated the earth’s surface with his mythical dildo of dilblivion, sending a magical tsunami of semen across the land, destroying everything up to Dragonus’ Tower of doom. This was Couriers one shot, to slay the evil dragon lord and save Dildiope.
Upon entering the dark tower of dildos, A Giant dragon in the shape of a dragon dildo, with massive dildo arms and legs, with a dildo tail the size of a building shouted at the Chosen Dildo Warrior Courier, “Who dare disturb my masturbation ritual?!” The voice made the walls shake and Courier weak in the knees in terror. Regaining his composure, Courier stood up to the evil Dragon King Dragonus, shouting, “You enslaved the king of Dildope, and terrorized the citizens of Dildotopia for too long Dragonus! Your reign of terror is over!” Courier shouted while lunging at him with his Mythical Crystal Dildo of Dilblivion. The battle was intense, sparks of semen spraying from every angle while the dildos collided. Finally Courier was able to strike Dragonus with his Mythical Crystal Dildo, only to have it be absorbed into Dragonus’ skin, enhancing his power. “Hahaha, silly human… You actually believed Reginald’s lies?! It was I who sent him here, to fool you into bringing me the Mythical Dildo of the ancient scrolls. You walked right into my trap!” Dragonus’ body increased in size tenfold, and he became even stronger, while Courier was left powerless, facing imminent defeat. “Now what to do with a frail young lad such as yourself….” Dragonus thought out loud. “I know! I shall force you to a life of torture and molestation by my dildo minions!” Dragonus said with an evil grin on his face. And so, Courier was taken away, chained up in Dragonus’ dungeon for all eternity, with Demon dildos being shoved into every orifice of his body. Courier, with a dildo in his mouth, 3 in his anus and another in his urethra, could not bear the torture and pain, swallowed a dildo, lodging it in his throat killing him by suffocation in minutes. Nothing remained but a corpse on the ground with dildos lodged inside, while demons hit it mercilessly with their dildos.