All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!-The Twilight Zone

>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And you are a very naughty pony
"Oh Anon, please forgive me for being tardy. I'll do anything-eep!"
>Your seductive voice is cut off by the sound of the paddle striking your flank
>"Oh"
>*SPANK*
"A<3N<3O<3N"
>You spin around and straddle your legs around his waste
"Or maybe you prefer the strict librarian Twilight Sparkle, hmm?"
>A purple glow surrounds your mane as it turns into a bun, a ruler and glasses flying over to you
>You place the edge of the ruler under his chin and whisper his punishment into his ears
>You start grinding on him
>"What's that Anon? The neoclassical era is your favorite part of Equestrian history too? Oh Anon, I knew we were perfect for each other!"
>You put your lips on his when the door slams open
"SPIKE! DID YOU SEE ANYTHING?!"
>"No Twilight! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again! But it's important!"
>You sigh and jump off the life size My Little Human doll that you've glued a picture of Anon's face to
"Unless Ponyville is about to be destroyed nothing is more important than my research Spike."
>You magically slam the door shut take the doll into your arms
"No where were we?"
>You can still hear Spike from behind the door, who appears to be walking downstairs
>"Okay Twilight. I guess I'll tell the naked sweaty Anon to go away, you’re too busy for him."
>Poor Spike, but if he hadn't been in the way he wouldn't have been stepped on
>You open the door to see Anon standing there in his nude glory
>He wraps his arms around your neck
>"Oh Twilight, you have no idea how happy I am to see you."
>You've had wet dreams that start this way
"Anon? Wha-wha-what are you doing here?"
>Smooth Twilight
>No problems, you have a checklist for situations like this
>First thing is to OCELESTIA HE'S TOUCHING YOUR FACE
>"Twilight, are you okay? You seem so warm. And your face is flushed."
"I'M FINE!"
>You start rubbing your hooves together and looking anywhere but Anon
>'Oh Twilight, you don't need to hide your feelings from me."
"Really Anon?"
>You wrap your forearms around him
"I'm so happy that you know."
>He picks you up and craddles you in his arms
>"Let’s get you into bed."
>ITS REALLY HAPPENING
>"I mean, you really shouldn't be out if you have a fever."
>Wut
>"You okay Spike?"
>"Yeah, no problems."
>"Great, could you get Twilight some water? I need to take her to her room."
>Okay, not what you wanted but once he's in your room you can seduce him
>The room covered in your sex toys
>With the My Little Human doll on the bed
>"Twilight, you look like you're about to throw up. Let me take care of you"
>At that you start to drift off into your happy place, snuggling against his naked body
>He smells like he's been in orgy of stallions
>You can see him being held down as a group of stallions have there way with him
>His face contorting with shame and ecstasy
>Those thoughts are driving you wild, your thighs grinding against one another
"Let’s not go to my room Anon! It's a mess. Why don't we-"
>His finger is touching your lips
>You start to put it into your mouth when he removes it to open the door
>The floor is covered by your research apparatus
>And by research apparatus you mean your sextoys
>Dildos, ball gags, beads, silk bindings, a ginger root, blindfolds, hoof cuffs, horn polish, some costumes, paddles, a riding crop
>You really need to get laid
>The good news is that in your commotion to get downstairs the My Little Human doll has fallen under your bed
>But a leg is sticking out, and if examines there is no way you can leave with your dignity intact
"I can explain, see "
>Again his finger cuts you off
>There's another pair of lips you wish it was touching instead
>He pushes some of your toys off the bed and tucks you under the covers
>Your face scrunches up in worry as he looks around the room
>"Twilight, what is all this stuff?"
"Ummmm, I use it in, er, my, uh, experiments! Yeah!"
>You attempt to laugh the question off ends in a groan as he picks up your favorite ball gag
>"And this is?"
>You snatch it out of his hands and put it behind you back
>No problems Sparkle, you can handle this
"That is a spherical oral restraint intended to reduce one's capabilities to communicate"
>His look of confusion gives you hope that he'll drop the subject
>"Could you show me?"
>OH COME ON
>"For me?"
"Anything for you Anon"
>Dammit Sparkle show some back bone
>You levitate the gag into your mouth and wrap the straps around your head.
"Lffk vis ee?"
>"What do you need it for?"
"Ve trfht vis fft i wvve ue"
>He takes the gag off around your neck and starts running his fingers through your hair
>"Never mind Twilight. You're face is so flushed that you obviously need to rest now.
>Whew
>"But first I have a very important question to ask you."
>He drops to one knee beside the bed and looks directly into your eyes
>This can't be happening
>This can't be happening
>OhmyCelestia it's happening
>"Twilight"
'Yes!?"
>"Will you"
"YES!?"
>"Tell me the fastest way to get to Fluttershy's cottage without being seen in town?"
"YES I WILL MAR-huh?"
>"Thanks Twilight. I can't afford to be seen in town. It turns out some ponies actually
>He motions for you to lean in so he can whisper it to you
>"Want to have sex with me? Can you believe it?"
"Yeah, heheh, I can, I mean, you know, what a shock."
>Your ears drop as you scoot deeper under the covers
>You use your magic to scoot the doll a little more under the bed
>"I suppose you can cut through Sweet Apple Acres, and that will take you to the cottage without being seen."
>He wraps his arms around you again
>"Thank you Twilight, you have no idea how great a friend you are to me or how much I care about you."
>Your voice drops to a whisper
"Not as much as I care about you"
>You must be sick after all
>Sweat is running from your forehead
>And your eyes
>Anon kisses you on the horn and heads out the door
>"Goodbye Twilight, I'll check in on you once this all boils down."
"Bye"
>You can barely hear yourself
"I love you"
You bury your head under the covers and wait for the world to stop hurting
>Or you would if Spike hadn't just ripped them off you
>You roll to the side to avoid looking at him
"Go away Spike. I'm sick."
>You bury your head under some pillows, but don't hear him walking away.
>"Twilight Sparkle. The man of your dreams just drops unexpectedly on your door stop NAKED and you're letting him get away!"
"Spike, I don't feel like talking."
>"What about that checklist you keep saying would seduce him? Or the plan to take him to dinner? Or at least you could have used plan "Linguini”-
"SPIKE! We said never to talk about that one."
>"All I'm saying Twilight is that there are other ponies out there after YOUR man."
"But Spike,"
>"Do you love him?"
"OF COURSE I DO!"
>At this point you’re standing on the bed, looking out the balcony, watching Anon's naked body running as fast as he can
>"And are you gonna let some other pony take YOUR man?"
>You turn around to Spike to argue, but see the look of determination in his eyes
>You whisper
"No."
>"What was that? I can't hear you?"
>With a little more courage, you raise to your normal speaking voice
'NO! Anon is my man!"
>"I still can't hear you!?"
>Now, you yell to the ceiling loud and proud
"ANON IS MY MAN!"
>"Go chase your man Twilight."
>You wrap Spike up in a hug and kiss him on the cheek
"You're right Spike! I'm going to show him I love him!"
>"Right!"
"I'll make him love me!"
>"Righ-wow, slow down there"
"No time! Thanks Spike!"
>You run down the stairs and gather some equipment
>It's time to go get your man
>Upstairs, Spike runs a claw through his spines
>'Good luck Twilight."
>"And you too Anon. You'll need it."
>"Now that I have a little privacy…."
>Spike pulls some parchment and a quill from Twilight's drawer
>He looks around to make sure no one is there and begins to write
>"Oh Twilight, your tongue feels so good on my horn."
>"Oh Rarity", Twilight moaned, "there is only one way this hot unicorn sex could be better."
>"Ladies?" Spike walked into the room, his sexy dragon body being so much hotter than Anon's
>"OH SPIKE!" both mares cried out in unison
>Back in reality Spike scribbled furiously about what he would do to the two of them with a more mature dragon body
>"Oh yeah, this is the good stuff"