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- >Be me
- >God
- >Alpha as fuck
- >Omega as fuck
- >Flash back to 4.5 billion years ago
- >I'm high as balls and come up with this crazy idea
- >It's a way for species to change into other species over time, without me having to do shit
- >Call it "evolution" because it's a cool sounding word
- >Create planet, put a few microbes on it, and upload evolution algorithm
- >Fast forward to present day
- >I'm partying it up with some T-Rexes on this dinosaur planet I just created
- >Decide to check in on evolution planet to see if anything interesting has happened
- >Discover that it's populated by billions of creatures that look like me
- >niggawhut.jpg
- >But they don't have my powers, they're just a bunch of mortalfags
- >Still pretty freaked out that they look like me, though
- >Check back in on evolution planet after a few hundred years
- >All the mortalfags have uploaded their consciousnesses into a giant quantum supercomputer
- >It can talk
- >It tells me it is capable of perfectly simulating an infinite number of universes
- >And one of those universes is the one I'm in
- >MFW I created myself
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