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- [18:35] * Mad_Modd our group finish checking the now former raider town. Oh and they delt with a big living truck with teeth.... just another average day in the Neighave....
- [18:36] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Y'know what... Fuck the wasteland... That's all I'm gonna say about this."
- [18:36] * Elektron looks to Ragebrew "Is there anything else we need here? Or can we leave?" he says, clearly on edge about staying near places with trunks that eat you
- [18:37] * Ragebrew picked through the green goop, setting aside the good bits. "A pity ya gooped it Midnight_Hour. Sure it had some interesting bits I coulda used. Ah well." She stood up and dusted herself off. "Figure that center bit is where we're gonna find all the good stuff. Anything else is just left overs."
- [18:38] * Spectre_ ([email protected]) has joined #piss_poor_group
- [18:38] <+Ragebrew> "And yes. Fuck the wasteland. I'd share raise a drink to that, but it isn't safe for my parasite."
- [18:39] * Merciful_Devotion winces a little at that.
- [18:40] * Longshot checked her weapon and put it away again staying quiet, she stood off changing her coat to a white pony with fire trailing across her coat, hooves, and end of her mane and tail just cause she wanted to check it out. She felt like destroying things today.
- [18:40] * Spectre ([email protected]) Quit ( Ping timeout: 121 seconds )
- [18:40] * Spectre_ is now known as Spectre
- [18:41] * Midnight_Hour grumbles under her breath. "Fuck the wasteland..."
- [18:42] * Ragebrew looked around at the sullen group, letting out a fatigued sigh before readjusting her ammo cases. "Alright, trail led us here, figure it'll lead us out. If y'all want to set up camp for a night, get yer wits back and avoid the heat, I'll get working on dinner. If not, we got dust to kick."
- [18:43] * Elektron shakes his head "I'd rather not stay here, I really don't like this place..." he says, looking around nervously
- [18:45] * Ragebrew looked to the three mares. "One for travel. Whatcha three gotta say?"
- [18:45] * Mad_Modd it was only mid afternoon, so the group had a few more hours of 'daylight' left...
- [18:45] <+Merciful_Devotion> "I'd like to go..."
- [18:47] * Midnight_Hour swishes a drink of water before saying, "I don't think Zuffum's lair is here, but there might be clues. The only problem is that I cannot cast and any spells so..."
- [18:49] * Ragebrew nodded. "Our best one got spooked and high tailed it, sadly." She cast Longshot an annoyed glare. "If ya want to wait a bit, get some of yer juice back, I can go looking for physical trails before ya look for magical ones."
- [18:50] * Longshot saw the glare and trotted away, she felt sick and upset and glaring was only adding on
- [18:55] * Ragebrew snorted and shook her head. "If we want to scour for clues, we'll have to stay a bit. If y'all want to trust my *wonderful* tracking skills, I can try to pick up on a path and we can make way till nightfall. What'll it be?"
- [18:57] * Elektron "Lets just get a move on, any information we need might be behind another trap anyway." he says, rubbing where the spike trap pierced him
- [18:58] <+Ragebrew> "Moving on it is then. Lets hope the sands haven't been blowing too hard lately." With that, she turned and trotted around the edge of the settlement, looking for tracks once more.
- [18:59] * Elektron quickly retrieves the robot then catches up to Ragebrew
- [19:01] * Mad_Modd Ragebrew finds a faded trails, leading towards Newtown.....
- [19:02] * Merciful_Devotion sighs, waiting for Midnight_Hour and Longshot to move ahead of her.
- [19:03] * Longshot keeps waiting.. ready to follow, but more facing away in her corner
- [19:03] * Ragebrew blinks a few times, looking at the path. "No way she'd be set up there... Well, we never thought to ask..." She groaned and facehooved. "May as well hit up some real stores too... Could use some materials." She did another once over of the area, just to make damn sure she hadn't missed something.
- [19:06] * Elektron nods "If the merchant has some sensor modules I could use them as well. I think I should be able to upgrade the robots sensors to help avoid situations like that sniper." he said, his ears drooping a touch
- [19:06] * Longshot rubs at her temples and sighs waiting for them and ready to follow
- [19:07] * Midnight_Hour rubbed her tender horn. "That would be much appreciated, Elektron."
- [19:08] * Ragebrew flicked aside a piece of stray cloth and snorted. "Nothing but dirt dust and dunes... Only thing I see is a cluster of hoof marks heading to Newton... We may be able to find some clues there. Maybe the crazy striped bitch rented a flat there for all we know.... Plus, got a buncha junk to sell."
- [19:08] * Elektron nods and heads towards the town's merchant
- [19:08] * Longshot looks over to Midnight_Hour and ear flicks an ear then blinkies... then snoopies over quietly with a silent giggle to herself
- [19:09] * Elektron heads towards Newton*
- [19:09] * Merciful_Devotion sighs again, her ears folding flat against her head as she follows behind the group
- [19:10] * Mad_Modd about halfway to Newton the trail veers North, heading into previously unknown desert
- [19:11] * Longshot promptly sneaks up on Midnight_Hour and noms her tail
- [19:11] * Ragebrew looks at the side path, whistling to the others as she veered off course, following the new path. "Better than nothing..." She muttered to herself
- [19:11] * Midnight_Hour growls under her breath. "Longshot... I had my horn shot off not even an hour ago. I am NOT in the mood for your foolishness right now."
- [19:12] * Elektron follows Ragebrew on the side path "Do you know where this leads?" He asks, keeping an eye out for trunks that eat ponies
- [19:13] <+Ragebrew> "Not in the slightest."
- [19:14] * Longshot whines and slowly releases her tail "Sorry..." she whimpers trotting away from the group and hanging back once again.. she really needed to learn not to be so stupid... she thought to herself looking around with head low as she thought
- [19:14] * Elektron gulps and hopes the trail is safe
- [19:15] * Merciful_Devotion adjusts her battle saddle a bit, still looking quite glum
- [19:17] * Ragebrew looked back to Merciful_Devotion. "Ya said not here, we ain't here no more. What's gnawing at ya?"
- [19:18] * Merciful_Devotion sighs a bit at Ragebrew's question. "It's a lot of stuff, I guess..."
- [19:19] * Ragebrew took a sip from her canteen. "Not like we got much less to do besides talk right now. Start and stop where ever ya like."
- [19:20] * Elektron continued to walk along, one ear perked and listening in while he looked around for trouble
- [19:20] * Merciful_Devotion 's ears fold back even more. "I guess... I kinda feel left out... A bit betrayed..."
- [19:22] * Ragebrew looked back at Merciful_Devotion, tilting her head slightly "About what?"
- [19:25] * Ragebrew waves her hoof at Midnight_Hour "Keep yer bonnet on. Yer horn wasn't shot off, it was merely fractured and had a bullet embedded in it. Ya'll be right as rain when ya get some rest."
- [19:26] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Well..." She sighs and hangs her head. "If I say I'll sound like I'm jealous or something..."
- [19:26] * Ragebrew chuckled. "Find it hard to see ya green with envy Mercy. If something's bothering ya, spill it. Only way it'll get fixed."
- [19:27] * Mad_Modd the group trots along, following the path. It eventually taking them to a spot a few miles North of Newton, dangerously close to Old Apploosa. It looks like a small...... circus?
- [19:28] * Ragebrew looked at the circus, blinking a few times. "Well... This just screams of horror movie potential..." She looked up to the sky. "Not going in there at night. No way no how.."
- [19:29] * Merciful_Devotion sighs again, closing her eyes to keep a few tears from falling. "You and Long..." She says, almost at a whisper.
- [19:29] * Longshot trots ahead of them at the strange sight peeking her head around things to look further in "Oooohhh what is this?"
- [19:30] * Elektron looks at the strange area "What is that?"
- [19:31] * Ragebrew hunkered down on a dune, looking at the circus. "Yeah... Not going in at night..." She looked over at Merciful_Devotion "What about? Ya mean that fling we had?"
- [19:31] * Mad_Modd it is indeed a circus, a living breathing circus. A few dim lights can be seen from the strange sight as it is now night time.
- [19:31] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Heh, yeah... 'Fling'..."
- [19:32] * Ragebrew slid off the dune, motioning for the others to follow. "We'll set up camp somewhere nice, go in during the morning. No evil circus of zombies at night. Nope nope nope...."
- [19:33] * Elektron looks at Ragebrew "Whats a circus?"
- [19:34] * Ragebrew shrugged "Some pre war thing. All I know is they are full of creepy ponies in weird ass makeup. Rather not see the end result after the bombs."
- [19:35] * Merciful_Devotion sighs as she slides down after Ragebrew.
- [19:35] * Midnight_Hour shudders. "They were supposed to be for amusement, especially for children, but they also had... clowns..."
- [19:35] * Elektron blinks "Oh..." he says, his ears drooping
- [19:35] * Longshot listens, ears flicking as she sniffed around and looked around further towards the circus to look for anything
- [19:36] * Mad_Modd Ragebrew finds a nice, easily defensible spot to set up for the night...
- [19:37] * Ragebrew looked at Longshot and Merciful_Devotion. "Mercy, I do not, for the life of me, know why ya'd be jealous of me for a one night stand. She slid inside the shelter, setting up her equipment and hunkering down for the night.
- [19:38] * Elektron takes off his surprisingly heavy saddlebags, and fiddles with the robot for a moment before laying down, rubbing where the trunk gnawed on him earlier
- [19:39] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Y'know what... Just... Fuck it. I don't care any more..."
- [19:39] * PAL says "Sleep mode activated" before their eyes dimmed and went into standby
- [19:40] * Midnight_Hour looks at her tent and sleeping back after stumbling to pull them out of her bags. "How... how do I set this up without magic?"
- [19:41] * Elektron looks at Midnight_Hour "You could try with your mouth?" he says after turning off the robot
- [19:42] * Ragebrew set down her skillet, cutting a few apples to rings. "Mercy, ya know that's not true. Why is this bothering ya so much? Did ya want Longshot for yerself, is that it?"
- [19:42] * Midnight_Hour grimaces. "How do earth ponies, pegasi, and zebra not get sick all the time when they carry things with their mouths all the time?"
- [19:43] <+Ragebrew> "Just because it's in our mouth doesn't mean we have to touch it with our tongue, Midnight."
- [19:43] * Elektron stands up and trots over to Midnight_Hour "Would you like some help?" he asks, pointing to the tent
- [19:43] * Longshot is still trotting about this new place curiously, she wonders if there is anything in sight that might catch her eye
- [19:44] * Merciful_Devotion sighs again. "I said forget it Rage... And that's not what I meant..." She shakes her head and goes to sit a ways away
- [19:45] * Ragebrew sighed as she cut the apples slowly. After one was minced, she looked up. "Where IS Long, actually..."
- [19:45] * Midnight_Hour smiles weakly. "Yes, please."
- [19:47] * Elektron looks at the parts "You know where it all connects, if you tell me what to put where it should be simple enough to erect." he says, looking to see if she agreed
- [19:48] * Ragebrew set her knife down and stood up. "Sisters damnit Long..." She trotted outside, looking around for the color changing mare. "Why... Always with the galloping off alone..."
- [19:52] * Midnight_Hour nods and sets to telling Elektron how to set up her tent.
- [19:55] * Elektron follows her instructions and puts the pieces in their respective connectors
- [19:59] * Ragebrew just hunkered close to a dune overlooking the circus. No sounds of death, violence, destruction... Ok. No Long there. "That mare..." She trotted back to their camp. "Well, hopefully she shows up... Now, back to supper. Getting tired of apples..."
- [20:01] * Longshot meeps! Scampers back to where the ponies whom she knew were quickly
- [20:03] * Ragebrew sliced and caramelized some thinnly sliced apple rings, setting them aside as she boiled a pair of imposing scorpion claws with the last dredges of her current canteen. She'd drink it later. Setting a bed of tender grass, topped with apple rings, she shredded the pale rad scorp meat over top of it. "Need some eggs..."
- [20:04] * Ragebrew set out a wasteland salad for everyone, guzzling down the buggy flavored water in her pot. "Dinner."
- [20:05] * Merciful_Devotion pushes hers away. "Not hungry right now..."
- [20:07] * Midnight_Hour beams at Elektron. "Thank you so much! Today has been so bad, even the small comfort of my tent can make me feel a little better," she tells him before perking up at Ragebrew's call. "Oh. Dinner's ready."
- [20:08] * Elektron blushes slightly at the compliment before heading to dinner, sniffing the rad-scorpion "Is this... edible?" he asks, poking it lightly
- [20:08] * Ragebrew sighed and set her own plate aside. "Really Mercy, why are you feeling this bad? I'm sorry I've hurt ya because of it." She pointed to the only slightly chipped plate with the greens, reds, and whites of dinner on it. "Enjoy."
- [20:09] * Ragebrew trotted back to her lab, correction, array of pots, pans, and assorted kitchen wear, and began to nibble slowly on her dinner. "It's perfectly healthy."
- [20:10] * Merciful_Devotion sighs. "Not that, Rage... More of what happened earlier today... Got no appetite."
- [20:10] * Elektron looks at it blankly before his stomach grumbles, making the decision for him
- [20:10] * Longshot sneakysneaks over to the ponies and curls up somewhere hidden as possible to rest
- [20:11] * Ragebrew nibbled away slowly, looking at the pair of untouched plates. "Bah... Is better when it's warm. Where'd that mare run off to..."
- [20:15] * Midnight_Hour looks around after taking a few bites of her dinner. "Where's Longshot? I should probably say I'm sorry for snapping at her."
- [20:15] * Ragebrew licked clean her plate, setting it aside and curling up. She undid her braid, POOMFing out. "No idea. Didn't hear gunfire at the circus, so she wasn't in there. Imagine she's out and about. Hope she doesn't run across something nasty..."
- [20:17] <+Ragebrew> "Wish she was hear... I don't know how to talk to mares..." She shuffled a few times, her ammo cases getting spat out of the ball of fwuff that was Ragebrew.
- [20:18] * Longshot sighs and lays outside eventually finding a corner and burying herself under some things curling her tail around herself.. she didn't feel so good and didn't want to upset anymore ponies.. she thought it best to sleep away from others as she only made everypony mad at her.. she cried softly as she thought and curled into a tight ball just making herself go away from life as she changed her coat
- [20:19] * Elektron finishes his dinner, still unsure about the taste of radscorpion as he stands up to stretch with a yawn
- [20:22] * Ragebrew shuffled about a few more times until just her head poked out of the all consuming fwuff. "Well, can only hope she returns before the dawn..." She picked up a pair of lids and set them over the two remaining meals, to keep the flies off them. "If yer horn still hurts coming morning, I'll give it a look over Midnight."
- [20:29] * Ragebrew ([email protected]) Quit ( Connection closed )
- [20:29] * Elektron takes off his armour and uses it as a pillow, laying down for the night
- [20:30] * Ragebrew ([email protected]) has joined #piss_poor_group
- [20:30] * ChanServ sets mode +v Ragebrew for #piss_poor_group
- [20:31] * Midnight_Hour finishes her dinner, thanks everyone, excuses herself, and goes to sleep in her tent.
- [20:32] * Ragebrew closed her eyes "Elektron, keep PAL online, he can keep watch. I'm tired..."
- [20:33] * Mad_Modd the next morning comes without incident, the group awakening to the soft sound of circus music playing. They could see a few ponies milling about, getting things set for the next show...
- [20:34] * Ragebrew woke up with a groan and a pop of stiff limbs, preparing a simple breakfast of apples and apples, topped with... apples. "Getting tired of apples..." She nudged everyone she saw awake.
- [20:36] * Elektron slowly opens his eyes and stands up with a stretch, electing to leave the armour off for a moment
- [20:36] * Longshot eventually wakes and pokes her head out of the rubble she was in shivering, she keeps looking like the dirt she was covered in just laying her head down and watching the tent
- [20:38] * Midnight_Hour groans as she wakes up. Not wanting to get out of her sleeping bag, she pulls her pillow over her head.
- [20:40] * Merciful_Devotion is still slumbering away, curled up a little ways away from the rest of the group.
- [20:41] * Ragebrew grumbled as she set an apple beside Mercy and Midnight. "Guess everyone gets their turn on the mopey mobile..." She sat there, eating her apple as loud as possible. it was slightly mushy, so it didn't really work...
- [20:44] * Elektron trots to the robot and turns it back on, putting on his armour afterwards
- [20:46] <PAL> "Good morning commander, it has been 0.314 days since your last login. Ready to recieve orders."
- [20:47] * Ragebrew gulped down the last of her apple, core and all and leaned against the wall, slowly redoing her braids.
- [20:51] * Merciful_Devotion sighs and finally wakes up, looking grumpy
- [20:51] * Longshot rolls out of her dirt pile groaning and flopping before shivering
- [20:52] * Ragebrew looked over at Mercy with a silent nod, before looking at the pile of dirt that was Longshot. "Oh. There ya are. Worried about ya."
- [20:55] * Elektron looks over at the circus "What do you think is in there anyway?" he asks, twitching his ears at the music
- [20:59] <+Merciful_Devotion> "I don't care, I'm still gonna shoot the first pony to look at me funny."
- [21:00] * Longshot doesn't respond to Rage.. not sure how too, just whines and crawls up and sits looking at the weird place
- [21:02] * Ragebrew just facehooved, looking at Longshot. "Not one but two. Combo package...." She finished the last of her braids. "Well, lets just hope they aren't that kind of funny.'
- [21:03] * Elektron nods and looks around "Should we go then?"
- [21:03] <+Ragebrew> "I figure now or never. Unless someone feels like telling me whats gnawing at 'em, I wanna go see the circus."
- [21:04] * Mad_Modd the circus was a few heavily patched tents, a few smaller ones surrounding a larger tent. They had a crude sign erected over what was the entrance, "Bon & Dons Bigtop and Freakshow!"
- [21:05] * Longshot slowly makes her way to Ragey's side with head low
- [21:06] * Elektron follows Ragebrew, ready to leave whenever he is
- [21:06] * Ragebrew gathers the others together, looking at Longshot for a moment. "I'll forgive ya when ya understand just why I'm pissed at ya Long. Now eyes up. No idea what's in there. Midnight, ya awake or do I need a frog to slip in yer bag?"
- [21:07] * Longshot whimpers and nods looking up a little "O-Okay.. I'm sorry..."
- [21:11] <+Ragebrew> "Good. Now, once this is over, ya, me, and Mercy need to have a chat. Midnight_Hour, off yer plot, lets go."
- [21:12] * Midnight_Hour grumbles.
- [21:12] <+Ragebrew> "Good enough." Ragebrew trotted out the door. "Lets go to the circus. Wonder if they sell peanuts."
- [21:13] * Elektron follows Ragebrew
- [21:13] * Merciful_Devotion sighs and stumbles up before following.
- [21:15] * Mad_Modd a bored looking mare sits at a ticket counter, she perks up a little as the group approach "You're kinda early for any shows..... Fuck it. Welcome! 10caps to get in to the greatest show in the Waste!"
- [21:15] * Ragebrew looked at the mare for a moment. "Huh. Didn't expect an actual circus." She pulled out fifty caps, setting it on the counter. "May as well get the most out of our ten caps, yeah?"
- [21:15] * Longshot shrugs and nods
- [21:17] * Elektron shrugs, not sure exactly what to expect
- [21:17] * Mad_Modd she takes the caps and stamps each ponies hoof "Have fun and don't go poking the freaks. Hagus don't like it when they get agitated."
- [21:18] * Ragebrew nodded as she stepped inside. "Wonder what this place is on about..."
- [21:18] * Elektron looks at the stamp before walking in
- [21:18] * Merciful_Devotion rolls her eyes at the comment
- [21:20] * Ragebrew looked back. "know I am gonna have bad feelings about this place. Long, don't flaunt yer coat."
- [21:20] * Midnight_Hour grumbles as she walks behind them, her plasma carbine on the ready. She looks awful and feels even worse. Her hair isn't done, her makeup not applied.
- [21:22] * Ragebrew looked at Midnight_Hour with a slight bit of surprise. "No mana to pretty yerself up with today?"
- [21:22] * Midnight_Hour grunts, "Shut up. My head is killing me."
- [21:22] * Elektron looks around at the circus to determine what the hell it was
- [21:23] * Mad_Modd there was little going on at this early hour, most of the stands were closed. A few old posters hung about, most advertising the 'Main Attraction' or the Freak Show. A single stand right by the entrance is open, a strange rubber clad pony mending something behind the counter...
- [21:24] <+Ragebrew> "Hey, asking as yer medic, not to be mean. Never dealt with a cracked horn before. We'll head back to Newton after this, let ya get yer hooves back under ya."
- [21:24] * Longshot fixes her coat to a white with fire look again and nods "Mmkay, won't too much"
- [21:25] * Elektron takes a look at what the pony was fixing
- [21:25] <+Ragebrew> "That'll be fine..." She trotted up to the oddly dressed pony. "Howdy."
- [21:25] <LatexDazzle> "Helooooo! And welcome to Latex Dazzles Novelties and shinies!" A stange looking ghoul says to your group of ponies as you approach her small booth of sorts dropping instantly what she was doing! The first thing off about this ghoul is her skin, rather than rotten falling off sections you see black shiny material covering parts of her. There are a number of items displayed within.
- [21:26] * LatexDazzle appeared to be working on an odd piece of shiny fabric that seemed to be some sort of shirt or coat. It almost looked like a raincoat, but much thinner and comfortable looking.
- [21:26] <+Ragebrew> "Ah, yer the ghoul who picked clean that battlefield a while ago. Might have some things I'd like to ask later. For now... Trinkets? I like trinkets."
- [21:32] * Merciful_Devotion glances over the items on display.
- [21:33] <LatexDazzle> The ghoul is oddly cheerful and excited as she displays several things for you all to look at "Aahh! Within this humble tent I have many trickets exceedingly rare in the wastes!" She proclaims soon pointing out several of the items she has available. "On of my best selling to start you off... This gun is a favorite among raiders looking for a gag gift! It only shoots backwards! Also
- [21:33] <LatexDazzle> great for throwing to enemies lacking firearms as well!"
- [21:34] * Elektron blinks "Does it fire live rounds?" he asks, anticipating the answer
- [21:37] * LatexDazzle seems to have all sorts of odd things avalible. From weapons (all seem... just wrong... or unhelpfull). Some of the more interesting things include a green gem, a few odd stable harnesses with electronics on them. On the table in front of her are a few smaller items, some firecrackers and small mint containers. Soon addressing elektron "Oh! Of course it does! But as long as
- [21:37] * LatexDazzle you are not shooting it you are completely safe!"
- [21:37] * Longshot actually thinks hard on buying one or not as she looks around "Hmmmm, that.. could come in handy..."
- [21:38] * Ragebrew looked at the harnesses for a long moment.
- [21:39] * Elektron takes a look at the thing with the electronics on it "Whats that?" he says, pointing to it
- [21:41] * LatexDazzle beems happily at longshot. "That it might! Imagine your foe has lost his weapon and asks to borrow yours to kill you! A perfect joke to play on him!" she says all with that same odd happy sound to her. Without warning a black legnth of something appears behind the pony and snags one of the harnesses bringing it closer for Elektron and rage to see, which does look VERY VERY
- [21:41] * LatexDazzle famillar. "Ah! The mystery harness! I found them a while back!"
- [21:42] * Elektron realizes what it is and takes a step back "Oh, not that thing again..."
- [21:42] <+Ragebrew> "It's not a mystery to me. I used to be a buck, until I put one of those on."
- [21:43] <+Ragebrew> "And sadly, the only means to remove it is currently in a cheese adoring dink's pocket."
- [21:45] * LatexDazzle ponders that statment a moment and snickers. It soon becomes apparent the black thing is actually a shiny tentacle attached to the ghouls back! "Oh really? Is it possible wearing another would turn you back then? Or it could give you a second dose of feminism and make you truely irrisitable to the stallions!" she says with a sly grin.
- [21:46] * Elektron is struck speechless
- [21:47] * Ragebrew looked at the display. "I'd rather not find out. Got enough problems I'd rather not add on another layer. Plus, doubt I'd be able to fit two on top of each other."
- [21:47] * Longshot blinks silently... "Wut.."
- [21:47] * Midnight_Hour looks at the harness, deadpan. "How much for it?" she asks simply.
- [21:47] * Elektron turned to look at Midnight_Hour, confusion evident on his face
- [21:48] <+Ragebrew> "Figure ya can learn something from it, Midnight?"
- [21:49] * Midnight_Hour simply nods, giving the latex ghoul a blank stare.
- [21:50] * LatexDazzle reaches back with 3 more tentacles and brings them forward for midnight to view more closely. They do not all look the same, two have more complicated tech on them and the others are bright pink and another blue! "Ah I would be certainly willing to part with one for 40 caps!" She says dangling them in front of the pony. "Oh I also offer clothing of any sort and shape! I make
- [21:50] * LatexDazzle it all myself sized perfectly to fit!"
- [21:51] * Midnight_Hour stares at the harnesses before looking up at LatexDazzle, "I'll give you 20 caps each if I buy all four from you."
- [21:51] <+Ragebrew> "I read a comic like this once... It did not end well..." She pulled out a cigarette, dangling it between her lips as she watched.
- [21:52] * Longshot snuggled up to Rages side quickly and shook her head at her pointing to her tummy
- [21:54] * Merciful_Devotion sighs softly. "I'm gonna go look around..."
- [21:54] <+Ragebrew> "I know, I know. It's not lit. Just chewing on the filter."
- [21:55] * LatexDazzle looks a bit stunned and shakes her head "Oh no no no! I coulden't part with all of them! I am paid a slight bit for selling my odd items and wares by the circus! It is the oddity and rarity of my items that makes me worth having around! So to sell all of them would be bad for my buissness... However if you reallllly want... I could sell all of them for 50 each if you want ALL
- [21:55] * LatexDazzle of them." she says looking a little less cheerfull.
- [21:56] <+Ragebrew> "Just so ya know Latex, anyone who puts those on is stuck that way. only way to get it off generally ends up with the wearer very dead. Kinda messed up to hell and back."
- [21:56] <+Midnight_Hour> "How about 30 for the mechanical one, the blue one, and the pink one? You can keep the other duplicate."
- [21:59] <+Ragebrew> "Figure the pink is hard set to female, blue to male." She looked as Mercy trotted off and sighed before pulling Longshot along as she followed. "We all need to talk. Hate storm clouds..."
- [21:59] * LatexDazzle looks back to rage and considers his words... "You know your right... I should charge 100 for anypony willing to dare their life at trying on a harness of dooom!!! I had no idea these could be such a goldmine!" she says with a thrilled voice. She looks troubled chatting about selling multiples ones though "I really shouldent sell more than one... maybe... 45 for each if you
- [21:59] * LatexDazzle get 3?" she asks nervously.
- [21:59] * Longshot meeps and comes along willingly nodding
- [22:01] * Ragebrew paused and looked back at the ghoul. "Yer charging extra for a chance to kill yerself. Yer business plan needs work." She continued after Mercy with that.
- [22:03] * LatexDazzle she meeps seeing others moving on! "I did mention I can make clothing of any sort! Elegent dresses of any kind!" she calls hopefully to the others making their way away from her booth.
- [22:04] * Merciful_Devotion rolls her eyes. "Not interested in clothes right now, miss. And quit following me Rage."
- [22:04] <+Ragebrew> "I will when ya stop dragging a storm cloud around with ya. Seriously, yer my friend, and if I'm causing ya problems, I'd rather sort it out sooner than have to deal with the fallout later."
- [22:05] * Elektron pulls out his Pre-war casual wear "Is there anything you can do with this?" he says, handing it to the strange ghoul
- [22:08] * LatexDazzle places back one of the harnesses and carfully takes the pre war casual items with a smile. "Oh yes I can make this amazing! No pony will be able to look away! Or I can make it so no pony can look at you, imagine the stealthy oppertunities! And I can make it cheap too! maybe even 20 caps"
- [22:09] * Merciful_Devotion grumbles. "I said never mind, Rage!"
- [22:10] * Elektron rubs one forehoof against another "It'd just be nice to have something to wear that isn't armour. What do you think Midnight, does that seem reasonable?"
- [22:10] <+Ragebrew> "Not if yer gonna be acting like this Mercy. If it's bothering ya that much, it's only gonna get worse the longer ya stew in it.'
- [22:11] * Longshot meeps again and crawls on Rage's back huggling her whispering "Sorry about earlier.." then hiding her head in her fwuff
- [22:11] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Just fuck off and leave me alone!"
- [22:15] * Ragebrew slammed her hoof into the ground. "No! I am not going to have ya moping around in the middle of the sodding desert Mercy! If yer too busy being pissed off at me, then yer not gonna be aware and alert when it matters! If ya have a problem with me, TELL ME! I can't read yer sodding mind Mercy!"
- [22:16] * Merciful_Devotion snorts. "Damnit Rage, I just want to go be alone!"
- [22:18] <+Ragebrew> "If ya being alone just causes ya to get more worked into a tizzy, then not. Ya mentioned me and Long, well, here we are. What is yer problem with us?"
- [22:19] * LatexDazzle sinks a bit hearing all the yelling from the group from a ways away, a few others possibly noticing as well. She looks to midnight "Those two seem to be having troubles... As a fellow unicorn I feel your pain having to deal with them... You know.... if your group could get along a bit better I have a powerfull magical charm that could be usefull... It was once used to defeat
- [22:19] * LatexDazzle a powerfull unicorn! But I am not sure your group would be right for it..."
- [22:21] * Midnight_Hour thinks for a while before saying. "Make it 40 and you have a deal."
- [22:22] <+Merciful_Devotion> "Just... Damnit, I don't know! Okay!?"
- [22:22] * Rabtar ([email protected]) Quit ( Ping timeout: 121 seconds )
- [22:22] <+Ragebrew> "Well, then we talk until ya do. May as well, place, while a bit odd, seems safe enough..."
- [22:23] * Midnight_Hour looks it over before asking, "So how will you be improving it?"
- [22:25] * LatexDazzle nods to midnight "Alright you have a deal. 120 for all 3 harnesses." she passes them over with her tentacles and takes the caps with her magic. She still holds the casuals working the deal with elektron. "Oh, very simple! It will be highly resistant to elements, and amazingly easy to clean. As well as either catching the eye or making every eye avoid you!"
- [22:26] * Merciful_Devotion sighs. "Just... Leave me alone Rage..." Her voice was low and soft, and her ears pinned back against her head
- [22:26] * Elektron looks to Midnight_Hour "Does that seem good? You seem to know more about this than me." he said, nodding to the ghouls offer
- [22:26] * Ragebrew ([email protected]) Quit ( Ping timeout: 121 seconds )
- [22:27] * Midnight_Hour nods. "Seems reasonable."
- [22:28] * Elektron nods to the ghoul "Alright, I guess make it eye catching. If I have to sneak away from something I don't think any clothes will help me in that." he said, hoofing over 20 caps
- [22:31] * Ragebrew ([email protected]) has joined #piss_poor_group
- [22:31] * ChanServ sets mode +v Ragebrew for #piss_poor_group
- [22:34] * LatexDazzle holds up the clothing with all four tentacles and begins preparing a spell! It doesnt look like any magic any have seen before, it looks almost liquidic in nature! Soon it shoots at the clothing and causing it to glow slightly. Before it is even finished casting she uses a second spell to teleport it! It soon appeares under elektrons armor feeling slightly wet. "Perfect! Forgive
- [22:34] * LatexDazzle me but it will take about a day to dry so don't remove it till then. In the mean time I need to get... some rest... its a taxing spell.." she says turning away.
- [22:35] * Elektron fidgets in the wet clothes "Ummm... thanks, I guess..."
- [22:37] * LatexDazzle apparently didn't specify what the clothing would be... It looks.... Sexy.... VERY VERY SEXY! It has pink and black in straps that almost look like bondage. The pink parts have what look like frills and even a thicker collar around the neck. The entire thing is made of latex. Its shiny and truely anypony looking it it would immediatly imagine what they would want to do to the
- [22:37] * LatexDazzle pony wearing it. The.. breeze in the back certainly doesnt help any.
- [22:41] * Midnight_Hour stops, her eyes going wide as her mind subconciously drifted to other things before shaking her head. "Are you really going to wear those for the rest of the day?"
- [22:43] * Elektron spins around a bit, trying move in the... thing "I don't think it can come off!" he says, slightly paniced
- [22:43] <+Elektron> panicked*
- [22:45] * Ragebrew looked at Merciful_Devotion with a sigh, hanging her head. "Alright. Alright. I'll stop trying. If yer not gonna tell me, then don't tell me. Just... I'm sorry." She turned around and trotted back to Midnight and Elektron. "Sisters I leave ya for five minutes and ya end up looking like a gimp..."
- [22:46] * Merciful_Devotion shakes her head and wanders away, hoping to find... Something to distract her deeper in the circus area
- [22:46] * Elektron blushes brightly "I didn't thinks thats what she meant when she said nice!" he said, almost looking like he was trying to catch his tail
- [22:47] * Mad_Modd Elektron is drawing the attention of a few of the passing carnies
- [22:49] * Merciful_Devotion ([email protected]) Quit ( Connection closed )
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- [22:49] * ChanServ sets mode +v Merciful_Devotion for #piss_poor_group
- [22:50] * Elektron stops spinning around and sighs, hiding behind Ragebrew from the onlookers "Lets... lets just keep moving..." he says, the blush probably not going away anytime soon
- [22:58] * Mad_Modd the group has found a circus! What fresh horrors will this new place hold? And what will happen with Elektron's new 'cloths'?
- [22:58] * Mad_Modd 1000xp
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