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Martini 4

Aug 8th, 2012
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  1. >you are martini - a light green fluffy unicorn with a darker green mane
  2. >you have a job giving special hugs to pretty mares and helping them make babies
  3. >you get treats and you love the good feel special hugs give you
  4. >today violet made BIG MAN very mad and he took away her foals and hurt her
  5. >you won’t be able to give violet special hugs any more and that made you sad
  6. >but BIG MAN wants to take you outside! for walkies! you can’t remember when you were outside last
  7. >many many times ago that the White Sky Ball had come and gone
  8. >BIG MAN says we’re going to find new fluffy ponies to play with! you’re so happy!
  9. >”Come on, Martini.”
  10. >BIG MAN puts the Strappy Thing on you. It hurts a little because it squeezes against your soft skin
  11. >sometimes it pulls out some fluff, too
  12. >BIG MAN says it’s to make sure you don’t wander off or get into trouble
  13. >but you’re a good pony and would never do that
  14. >it’s a beautiful day outside. Yellow Sky Ball is warm and way up above you
  15. >the air smells much different here than it does in The Room and you see many pretty things
  16. >you sometimes stop to nibble on tender grass or pretty flowers.
  17. >BIG MAN pulls the Strappy Thing and it hurts a little bit.
  18. >”Come on, Martini. I don’t have all day.”
  19. >BIG MAN is carrying the Moving Box, too. You once had to ride in the Moving Box when you got real sick
  20. >BIG MAN took you to another The Room where two friendly humans felt your tummy and put something in your poopy place
  21. >the female human was really really nice and gave you a treat for being so good
  22. >the other human gave you a nibble that tasted bad but he said it would make you feel better
  23. >when BIG MAN brought you back to your The Room in the Moving Box you already felt better
  24. >what nice humans!
  25. >your legs feel like they’re getting strong.
  26. >you were sad that BIG MAN took your fluff from your belly away but your legs move really good without it
  27. >you and the BIG MAN walk alongside a pretty stream. you try to take a drink but he pulls you away
  28. >”No drink water, Martini. That’s gray water.”
  29. >”wawa no look gray. wawa look cleawr!”
  30. >BIG MAN actually laughs
  31. >”No, I mean… this water comes from houses. It’s dirty water. Toilet water. Remember toilet?”
  32. >you remember toilet. before you came to The Room there was THE SCOTT who was a young human
  33. >he took care of you in his house and sometimes you were happy
  34. >but THE SCOTT sometimes was mean
  35. >he would throw you in water room and make it rain. you were sad that your fluff was wet
  36. >sometimes he would smack you but mostly you ate chee-toes and dori-toes and candee-bar and slept under his bed
  37. >under his bed smelled bad but it was warm and THE SCOTT would leave you alone
  38. >one day THE SCOTT put you in his toilet - where he made his poopies
  39. >he slammed the top shut and kept making water rain down
  40. >there was a hole at the bottom that was trying to swallow your little feets
  41. >you were crying the whole time. finally THE SCOTT went away but didn’t let you out of his poopie place
  42. >you don’t know how long you were there but finally THE SCOTT’s daddy found you and took you out
  43. >you came to The Room soon after that. you didn’t like the toilet
  44. >”There it is, Martini. I’ll be we find you some new friends there.”
  45. >you see an old stone structure amongst the trees. bright colors are on some of the stone
  46. >the rest is gray and covered in moss
  47. >”Old sewage treatment plant. It’s got some protection and some of the stone basins gather rain water. I’ll bet we find fluffies here.”
  48. >fluffies? here? you’re getting more excited now, hopping up and down.
  49. >”yay! mawtini wanna pway fwuffies!”
  50. >”Shh… we don’t want them to run away.”
  51. >you smile and giggle at THE MAN. he pats your head.
  52. >BIG MAN leads you along a trail that goes up a hill. from here you can see the stone shapes. this place is much bigger than The Room
  53. >joy! you can see many fluffy ponies eating tender grass! you try to count them.
  54. >1… 2… 3… 4… 5…
  55. >you can’t remember what comes after 5
  56. >but there are that many ponies plus another 5
  57. >BIG MAN ties your Strappy Thing to a tree.
  58. >”If they try to run, you talk to them. Distract them.”
  59. >you don’t really know what that means… but you can try to play! you hope they’ll want to play
  60. >BIG MAN puts the Moving Box on its end and opens the door.
  61. >”Be right back.”
  62. >BIG MAN walks over to the stone shapes. you hear a mixture of fluffy pony voices.
  63. >”new fwend?” “wanna pway?” “bad monsta no huwtie!” “me smawty fwen! no like monsta!”
  64. >uh oh… that one’s gonna be trouble.
  65. >you hear a sickening *crunch* - the smarty friend stops talking.
  66. >but now fluffy ponies are screaming and crying.
  67. >”no monsta! pwease no take fwuffies!” “monsta huwt smawty fwen!” “smawty fwen was dickhwead anyways”
  68. >BIG MAN runs up the hill, carrying six fluffy ponies. a couple of them are making bad poopies
  69. >BIG MAN dumps them in the Moving Box and closes the door
  70. >”Almost done.”
  71. >BIG MAN runs back around the stone shapes. you see two fluffy ponies plodding around the opposite side to you
  72. >”new fwens! fwens wanna pway?”
  73. >”wun away! bad monsta twyin to get us!”
  74. >”Can’t wun - wewaing stwappy thing.”
  75. >”wun! wun! big bad monsta gonna getchoo!”
  76. >”bigman is not monsta. bigman give nummies and tweats!”
  77. >”nummies?”
  78. >the three fluffy ponies don’t see BIG MAN sneaking up behind them. with one motion he scoops up all three
  79. >”AHHHHHHHHHH! MONSTA GOT FWUFFIES!”
  80. >they start to cry and poop themselves. that makes BIG MAN a little mad.
  81. >he holds the fluffy by their bellies and points their poopie places at the stream
  82. >get it all out, shitheads.
  83. >he gives their bellies a squeeze and wet poopies spray out.
  84. >”Come on! All of it! I don’t want to have to wash you shitheads later!”
  85. >the poopies finally stop but the fluffies are crying. BIG MAN tosses them in the Moving Box
  86. >”Good job, Martini.”
  87. >BIG MAN pats your head and unties the Strappy Thing. you happily walk alongside him and head back to The Room
  88. >you hear many fluffies crying inside the Moving Box.
  89. >”how come cwying? we get nummies and we get make special hugs!”
  90. >that doesn’t seem to stop the crying.
  91. >BIG MAN gives you a nummy treat. its a soft cookie!
  92. >you forget all about the crying fluffies in the Moving Box
  93. >it smells pretty bad
  94. >but you’re a good fluffy!
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