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- >you are martini - a light green fluffy unicorn with a darker green mane
- >you have a job giving special hugs to pretty mares and helping them make babies
- >you get treats and you love the good feel special hugs give you
- >today violet made BIG MAN very mad and he took away her foals and hurt her
- >you won’t be able to give violet special hugs any more and that made you sad
- >but BIG MAN wants to take you outside! for walkies! you can’t remember when you were outside last
- >many many times ago that the White Sky Ball had come and gone
- >BIG MAN says we’re going to find new fluffy ponies to play with! you’re so happy!
- >”Come on, Martini.”
- >BIG MAN puts the Strappy Thing on you. It hurts a little because it squeezes against your soft skin
- >sometimes it pulls out some fluff, too
- >BIG MAN says it’s to make sure you don’t wander off or get into trouble
- >but you’re a good pony and would never do that
- >it’s a beautiful day outside. Yellow Sky Ball is warm and way up above you
- >the air smells much different here than it does in The Room and you see many pretty things
- >you sometimes stop to nibble on tender grass or pretty flowers.
- >BIG MAN pulls the Strappy Thing and it hurts a little bit.
- >”Come on, Martini. I don’t have all day.”
- >BIG MAN is carrying the Moving Box, too. You once had to ride in the Moving Box when you got real sick
- >BIG MAN took you to another The Room where two friendly humans felt your tummy and put something in your poopy place
- >the female human was really really nice and gave you a treat for being so good
- >the other human gave you a nibble that tasted bad but he said it would make you feel better
- >when BIG MAN brought you back to your The Room in the Moving Box you already felt better
- >what nice humans!
- >your legs feel like they’re getting strong.
- >you were sad that BIG MAN took your fluff from your belly away but your legs move really good without it
- >you and the BIG MAN walk alongside a pretty stream. you try to take a drink but he pulls you away
- >”No drink water, Martini. That’s gray water.”
- >”wawa no look gray. wawa look cleawr!”
- >BIG MAN actually laughs
- >”No, I mean… this water comes from houses. It’s dirty water. Toilet water. Remember toilet?”
- >you remember toilet. before you came to The Room there was THE SCOTT who was a young human
- >he took care of you in his house and sometimes you were happy
- >but THE SCOTT sometimes was mean
- >he would throw you in water room and make it rain. you were sad that your fluff was wet
- >sometimes he would smack you but mostly you ate chee-toes and dori-toes and candee-bar and slept under his bed
- >under his bed smelled bad but it was warm and THE SCOTT would leave you alone
- >one day THE SCOTT put you in his toilet - where he made his poopies
- >he slammed the top shut and kept making water rain down
- >there was a hole at the bottom that was trying to swallow your little feets
- >you were crying the whole time. finally THE SCOTT went away but didn’t let you out of his poopie place
- >you don’t know how long you were there but finally THE SCOTT’s daddy found you and took you out
- >you came to The Room soon after that. you didn’t like the toilet
- >”There it is, Martini. I’ll be we find you some new friends there.”
- >you see an old stone structure amongst the trees. bright colors are on some of the stone
- >the rest is gray and covered in moss
- >”Old sewage treatment plant. It’s got some protection and some of the stone basins gather rain water. I’ll bet we find fluffies here.”
- >fluffies? here? you’re getting more excited now, hopping up and down.
- >”yay! mawtini wanna pway fwuffies!”
- >”Shh… we don’t want them to run away.”
- >you smile and giggle at THE MAN. he pats your head.
- >BIG MAN leads you along a trail that goes up a hill. from here you can see the stone shapes. this place is much bigger than The Room
- >joy! you can see many fluffy ponies eating tender grass! you try to count them.
- >1… 2… 3… 4… 5…
- >you can’t remember what comes after 5
- >but there are that many ponies plus another 5
- >BIG MAN ties your Strappy Thing to a tree.
- >”If they try to run, you talk to them. Distract them.”
- >you don’t really know what that means… but you can try to play! you hope they’ll want to play
- >BIG MAN puts the Moving Box on its end and opens the door.
- >”Be right back.”
- >BIG MAN walks over to the stone shapes. you hear a mixture of fluffy pony voices.
- >”new fwend?” “wanna pway?” “bad monsta no huwtie!” “me smawty fwen! no like monsta!”
- >uh oh… that one’s gonna be trouble.
- >you hear a sickening *crunch* - the smarty friend stops talking.
- >but now fluffy ponies are screaming and crying.
- >”no monsta! pwease no take fwuffies!” “monsta huwt smawty fwen!” “smawty fwen was dickhwead anyways”
- >BIG MAN runs up the hill, carrying six fluffy ponies. a couple of them are making bad poopies
- >BIG MAN dumps them in the Moving Box and closes the door
- >”Almost done.”
- >BIG MAN runs back around the stone shapes. you see two fluffy ponies plodding around the opposite side to you
- >”new fwens! fwens wanna pway?”
- >”wun away! bad monsta twyin to get us!”
- >”Can’t wun - wewaing stwappy thing.”
- >”wun! wun! big bad monsta gonna getchoo!”
- >”bigman is not monsta. bigman give nummies and tweats!”
- >”nummies?”
- >the three fluffy ponies don’t see BIG MAN sneaking up behind them. with one motion he scoops up all three
- >”AHHHHHHHHHH! MONSTA GOT FWUFFIES!”
- >they start to cry and poop themselves. that makes BIG MAN a little mad.
- >he holds the fluffy by their bellies and points their poopie places at the stream
- >get it all out, shitheads.
- >he gives their bellies a squeeze and wet poopies spray out.
- >”Come on! All of it! I don’t want to have to wash you shitheads later!”
- >the poopies finally stop but the fluffies are crying. BIG MAN tosses them in the Moving Box
- >”Good job, Martini.”
- >BIG MAN pats your head and unties the Strappy Thing. you happily walk alongside him and head back to The Room
- >you hear many fluffies crying inside the Moving Box.
- >”how come cwying? we get nummies and we get make special hugs!”
- >that doesn’t seem to stop the crying.
- >BIG MAN gives you a nummy treat. its a soft cookie!
- >you forget all about the crying fluffies in the Moving Box
- >it smells pretty bad
- >but you’re a good fluffy!
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