"Robin where are you i want to try a new spell i made up for you" Tharja called out looking annoyed and bored as shit.

"HEY YOU SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!" Randy 'MACHO MAN' Savage appeared carrying a turkey baster filled with delicious liquid slim jim. He looked at tharja and tackled her and grabbed her ass "HOWS ABOUT A SLIM JIM?!"

"NO LET ME GO" Tharja screamed but she was cut off by Randy Savage pumping the slim jim juice into her fat ass making her look preggers. "NOOOOO MY BODY YOU MONSTER"

"SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!" Randy Savage left the scene leaving Tharja to whine and sob about her flubby body.

"Tharja wats up?" Robin smiled stupidly at the sobbing mage girl.

"DONT LOOK AT ME ROBIN IM HIDEOUS!" Tharja screeched in her emo girl voice.

"But why doe?"

"BECAUSE I SAID SO AND I GOTTA GOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Tharja then shat her pantyhose and the panty hose burst open and a rivir of slim jim shit came from her ass engulfing robin and drowning him. "ROBBBBBBBBBBBBBIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111" Tharja shrieked in horror as she couldnt stop shitting out slim jims. "GOD HELP ME PLEASE! I DONT WANT ROBIN TO DIE FROM MY SHIT!"

"THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE LET SHIT PRAISE YOU BITCH" God roared at her in anger, hurling a giant slim jim at her crushing her into a million pieces of brown and red goop.

soon the camp of the sheep-herders were flooded with slim jims and everyone died

HAPPY END!