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- >You are Anonymous.
- >It has not been long since you became stranded in Ponyville.
- >You have managed to do reasonably well for yourself, however.
- >You spend a lot of time working for Twilight Sparkle.
- >She found a loophole in the law against experimenting with dangerous magic on ponies.
- >It doesn't technically apply to humans.
- >You have no idea where she gets the bits, but she pays well.
- >You haven't even been injured yet. Not seriously, at least.
- >The only thing that you are having difficulty adjusting to is the total unavailability of meat.
- >You would kill for it, if you could find something to kill that didn't talk. It literally haunts your dreams.
- >This is not the sort of thing that you can bring to the attention of your herbivorous hosts.
- >Twilight answers your knock on the library door.
- >"Anon! You are here early today. I like that kind of enthusiasm."
- "Twilight, I have a toothache. Do you know any spells that can cure it?"
- >"Sorry Anon, but your best course of action is to go to the vet."
- "Why not the dentist?"
- >"Don't be silly, Anon. Dentists are for ponies."
- >Of course.
- "Thanks anyway, Twilight."
- >That is the last thing you wanted to hear.
- >The vet is Fluttershy.
- >Fluttershy has developed a crush on you.
- >More of an obsession really.
- >You aren't sure you would contemplate such a relationship even if you had given up all hope on returning home.
- >Really you feel worse for her than for yourself.
- >"Anon, would you be willing test out some spells before you go?"
- >"This is the perfect opportunity for a few particular ones I have had in mind for a while now."
- >"If your teeth get ruined you won't have to make any extra trips to get them fixed!"
- "Sorry, Twilight. It's hard to argue with that reasoning, but I really need to get this taken care of fast."
- >Get out while you still can.
- >You present yourself at Fluttershy's cottage, which also serves as the veterinary clinic.
- >Angel bunny shows you in, and has you fill out a medical questionnaire.
- >Soon he takes you to the dental exam room.
- >Fluttershy is ecstatic.
- >"Angel, be a dear and cancel all of momma's appointments today."
- >"Anon, please take a seat and tell me which tooth hurts."
- >You are impressed/disturbed that she happens to have a human sized exam chair.
- >"Oh you poor thing! You need to have that cavity filled right away."
- >"You really should have come to see me much sooner!"
- >She gently but forcefully holds a mask to your face
- >Gas begins hissing ominously.
- >You want to struggle, but before you can react effectively you feel...funny.
- >You hear yourself giggle a little as the floor seems to fall away.
- >Gradually you settle into the detached sensation of watching yourself from a distance.
- >As Fluttershy fills your tooth she tells you all of the things you will do together when you get married.
- >She has *really* thought about this.
- >Fortunately her erect wings don't interfere with any of the equipment.
- >When the procedure is finished Fluttershy climbs up on your lap and nuzzles your chest.
- >"Anon, what a very brave human you have been today!"
- >"I think you deserve a reward before the laughing gas wears off..."
- >She moves in for a deep kiss...
- >Try not to enjoy it...
- >Enjoy it a lot.
- >Shiver with pleasure as she grinds against you.
- >Nibble on her ear...
- >"Oh Anon, your teeth are so sharp!"
- >Move on to her neck...
- >Fluttershy gasps in ecstasy.
- >Bite a little harder...
- >"Ow Anon! Be more gentle. I feel like you are trying to eat me!"
- "Don't worry Flutterhsy, humans don't eat ponies."
- "They only eat cows... and pigs... and chickens... and fish..."
- >You keep rambling under the effect of the gas.
- >Fluttershy gets a horrified look and quickly jumps away from you.
- >She stutters incoherently as she backs out of the room.
- >Come to your senses.
- >Decide that you have only one hope.
- >Get to the library as fast as you can and lock the door behind you.
- "Twilight, before I tell you this I want you to remember that I am an endangered species."
- >She gives you a blank stare.
- "Humans are apex predators."
- >"Anon, are you trying to imply that you consume flesh!? How could you joke about something so revolting!?"
- >"I truly expected better of you! Besides, the idea is not even remotely plausible."
- >"If you had ever done that, Fluttershy would have learned about it immediately from her animal friends."
- "I have not indulged myself since coming to Equestria."
- >Explain the situation to Twilight.
- >"Don't worry, Anon. I wouldn't let anything happen to my only lab monkey."
- >"However, I need to write a letter to Princess Celestia."
- >"Does anypony else know about this?"
- "Only Fluttershy."
- >"Good. Then we shouldn't have any trouble."
- >"Spike is in town running errands. Wait here while I go find him."
- >Within minutes Twilight rushes back into the library.
- >"Anon, we have a problem."
- >"When Fluttersy learned about your predilection she immediately set out to find me."
- >"However, she encountered Rainbow Dash first, and thought she could get the message here faster.
- >"Rainbow Dash was less sympatheic to your predicament, and things got a little out of hoof."
- "How out of hoof?"
- >"You need to sneak out the back before the angry mob gets here. I will do my best to misdirect them."
- >Why does Rainbow Dash always have to be such a bitch?
- >You don't get very far before the angry mob is hot on your trail.
- >They chase you for hours.
- >You manage to lose them in the Everfree forest, but collapse from exhaustion.
- >The blistered land writhes in the sunless dawn.
- >A dark equine silhouette approaches slowly in the distance.
- >You are gradually overcome by a terrifying realization.
- >You are struck by a grim realization.
- >This is it.
- >You have died and been sent to pony Hell.
- >Your fate is endless torment at the diabolical hooves of the pony devil.
- >You hope it doesn't involve Fluttershy.
- >"Be at peace human. No harm will come to you within my domain."
- >Princess Luna seems disconcerted by the way the smoldering horizon draws your gaze.
- >"I was intrigued by Twilight Sparkle's reports of an unusual monster, but your dreams repulsed me."
- >"I had come to believe you were a creature of perpetual nightmare.
- >Her expression softens for a fleeting moment. "As once I was."
- >"Now I appreciate your dilemma. I understand the distinction between darkness and desire."
- >"Tonight you will have reprieve."
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