(Unfinished) (AnonXCadanceXShining Armour)

"Anon, I'm so glad you could make it to my social function! It's been so long since we've seen you, and there has been some rather... Juicy gossip around the rumour mill. Tell me, how goes your railroad enterprise?"
>You take a dainty sip from the amusingly miniature plastic cup of punch, swallow, and smile
>...Just a little smugly.
>"Ah, well... The entire industry is rather simple to keep on track, as it were, but I've actually been toying with the idea of adding periscopes to the trains to help the conductors see furth-"
>You're interrupted by a sudden kiss on your cheek
>you turn your head to be greeted by the grinning, pink face of Princess Cadance
"Hi, honey! I didn't think you were going to make it here tonight!"
>You return her smile with one of your own as you wrap an arm around her
>"Well, try as I might, I couldn't stay cooped up in my office *all* week. My managers were practically stealing all the work off my desk to get me to take tonight off."
>You lean in, and place a tender kiss to her lips
>One that she reciprocates with a giddy blush
>"But... Now I'm pretty glad that they got me over here..."
>Cadance gives a small giggle
"I'll be right back, sweetie, I'm going to go grab a drink!"
>As she leaves your company with a playful wink, you feel a soft, feathery bump on your backside.
>you bring your attention back to the astonished noblepony you were chatting with before.
"My word! So the rumours *are* true! The Princess *is* being unfaithful to her husband! With a member of our social circle, no less! My my my... How scandalous..."
>You take another sip from your cup, and stare off into space, a pondering look on your face.
>"Hmm... No, I do not believe that is correct. My dear Cadance is not being unfaithful to me."
>In the corner of your eye, you see a white unicorn stallion approaching you
>he looks rather dapper in that red military get-up of his...
"Anon! You made it! You look amazing!"
>wrapping an arm around Shining Armor, you pull him close.
>"Oh, Shining... If looks could kill, you would be one highly-trained killer right about now..."
>You lean in and press you lips to the handsome stallion's
>he gives a soft hum in appreciation
>as you break the kiss, he chuckles
"Your pick-up lines are terrible, as always, Anon."
>you roll your eyes and scoff, gesturing your head in the direction that the pink princess went
>"Go and get some punch with Cadance."
>As Shining laughs and heads that way, you make a point to give that rump of his a quick goose
>turning, once again, back to the noblepony, you find that his monocle has fallen into his cup.
>how original.
"Goddesses above! The Prince is having an affair as well?! A homosexual one, at that?! That's...! That's...! Utterly despicable!"
>You cock an eyebrow while raising a finger to him
"Hey now... I don't care for the way you're talking about my husband."

>You weave your way through the crowd of fancy-smelling ponies
>Your spouses stand together over at the food table
>Cadance seems to be idly sipping her drink while Shining systematically chooses a food item, devours it, chooses another, devours it, shampoo, rinse, repeat.
>Your wife is the first to notice you, her eyes lighting up at your return
"Glad you could finally join us, Anon."
>You give a small scoff
>"Yeah, yeah... I think I'd like to get out of here. The ponies here are worse than I thought they'd be. The guy I was talking to back there actually dropped his monocle into his glass. Seriously. Monocle into the glass. Jesus Christ, it's like something out of a god damn cartoon..."
>Cadance laughs
"Ha! Well, if you wanna leave, then I'll come with you. I know I really shouldn't have expected too much in the way of... 'excitement' at a high-class social function, but this party is lame!"
>Rolling your eyes, you raise a condescending eyebrow
>"'Lame?' Really, Cadance?"
"What?"
>"'LAME?' Are you sure it's not BOGUS or a total BUMMER or something stupid like that?"
>She sighs and playfully hits you
"Oh, shut up."
>With a shit-eating grin, you notice your husband still making short work of the h'ordrves
>You turn back to Cadance
>"What about Shining? Didn't he just get here 15 minutes ago?"
>She gives him a nudge
"Honey? Anon and I wanna get out of here. Are you coming?"
>The white unicorn stallion looks up before taking a second to swallow whatever he crammed into his maw.
"Hmmm? Oh yeah, for sure. I got what I came here for."
>As the three of you turn to leave, Shining takes a moment to bring several more brownies with him.
>For the road, obviously.
"Alright, let's go."
>"Full steam ahead!"
>Silence.
>Your husband and wife give you the same deadpan look they always give when you make those retarded train puns that you said you would never make again after the first 20 minutes of when you first met them.
>"...Yeah."
>Calmly adjusting your bow-tie, you choose to save face by not saying another word.
>Thankfully, no one seemed to notice as the Prince and Princess of the Crystal Empire, as well as their interspecies lover, stealthily made their way out the door...

>The door to the luxury suite opens, and the three of you tumble in, laughing merrily
>Though you had wolfed yours down within several minutes of purchasing it, Cadance finishes the last of her ice cream cone
"Oh, Anon... You're so good to us. Thanks for taking us out for ice cream!"
>Smiling, you run a hand through her mane and cup her cheek, stroking her affectionately
>"You guys wanted a fun night out, and I knew for sure that you wouldn't be getting it if you stayed at that party."
>The pink horse dives in for a quick kiss and an affectionate nuzzle
"Shiny and I are so glad you decided to come... We know you've been busy with that new rail line and all... But thank you for making time for us."
>Shining Armour crams the last of his cone into his mouth
"Yahgh, Ahghnon, we realghly mighhed..."
>He swallows
"...You."
>He, too, leans in for a kiss, but you halt him for the moment
>Reaching into your coat pocket, you withdraw a couple of the paper napkins to procurred from the ice cream stand
>Placing one in front of his face, he gives is a moistening lick
>You proceed to use the disposable paper to wipe the remains of the frozen dairy treat from his face
>When you finish, he gives you a hopeful smile
>Satisfied, you lean in and give him a kiss and a nuzzle as you had done with your wife