Jackrabbit date IRC portion

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<Zach_> "the dank files
<Zach_> shit that wasnt backspace
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<Zach_> "Maybe SABATH intentionally picks people in less than optimal situations."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Really?! Why d<> y<>u th1nk 1t'd d<> that?!"
<Zach_> "Well, maybe not optimal, but... attached. I've noticed something."
<Zach_> "Most of the people I met don't have any close relatives still alive."
<Zach_> "Er, before SABATH they didn't."
<Zach_> "I was mostly away from my parents."
<Zach_> "You were a fish lady worshipped by some people on an island, thats not much close attachment really."
<Zach_> "Lyra, do you know her?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Yeah! She's super c<><>l!"
<Zach_> "Yeah, she had a really terrible time I think."
<Zach_> "Kara too."
<Zach_> "Alex maybe. That dudes just wierd."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Really?! 1've <>nly talked t<> Lyra ab<>ut 1t, but she d1d really seem t<> n<>t l1ke the game!"
<Zach_> "Yeah, thats definitely true."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "1 feel k1nd <>f lucky that th1ngs haven't been s<> bad f<>r us! The w<>rst that's happened t<> me was when L1ly th<>ught 1 was g<>1ng t<> k1ll her! <>r maybe when the r<>b<>t k1lled th<>se s<>ld1ers! <>ne <>f th<>se pr<>bably!"
<Zach_> "Thats true. I don't know whats been happening to Lyra and Faerzen and Alex, but it seems terrible."
<Zach_> "Then I guess the reckoning and stuff has been happening."
<Zach_> "And I diiiid kill myself on a special rock at the behest of an eldrich god."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "<>h yeah, that's happen1ng t<> us t<><>, 1sn't 1t?!"
<Zach_> "Yes, thats why I've been trying to build a navy."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "The way Lyra talked ab<>ut 1t 1t seemed a l<>t m<>re urgent than 1t's been here!"
<Zach_> "Yeah, I think thast because we managed to escape to out here, wherever we are."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "And n<>w we get t<> d<> fun th1ngs l1ke g<> <>n dates!"
<Zach_> "Yeah!"
<Zach_> "Its been quite fun to be perfectly honest."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Really?! Yay! 1 was a l1ttle nerv<>us s<> that's great t<> hear"
<Zach_> "Yeah! I never had much time for courting while on the move so much."
<Zach_> "And I doubt you've had much time either."
<Zach_> "Demon fish lady and all."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Heh, yeah! Pe<>ple aren't really fall1ng <>ver themselves t<> date a scary sp1r1t!"
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<Zach_> "I wouldn't balme them to be honest."
<Zach_> "The horns would be freaky to ancient people and such
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Aw c<>me <>n, 1'm n<>t that scary, am 1?!"
<Zach_> "Naw, you're really not."
<Zach_> "You're quite adorable."
* Ezra_Rabbit blushes a bright violet
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Aw, d<> y<>u really th1nk s<>?!"
<Zach_> "Course I do."
<Zach_> "Also, why the heck did you just turn purple?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Cause 1'm blush1ng, s1lly! My bl<><>d's v1<>let!"
<Zach_> "Woah, really?"
<Zach_> "Is that another troll thing?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Yeah! Tr<>lls have all s<>rts <>f bl<><>d c<>l<>rs! All the way fr<>m burgundy t<> fuchs1a!"
<Zach_> "Thats awesome."
<Zach_> "Why, exactly?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "1 d<>n't kn<>w! Why d<> humans <>nly have 1 bl<><>d c<>l<>r?!"
<Zach_> "Well..."
<Zach_> "I dunno!"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Yeah, 1t's we1rd! 1 d<> remember that 1t was used f<>r s<>meth1ng th<>ugh!"
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<Ezra_Rabbit> "There was a k1nd <>f caste system! L1ke the <>ne 1n Japan, except 1nstead <>f be1ng dec1ded by y<>ur fam1ly 1t was dec1ded by y<>ur bl<><>d c<>l<>r!"
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<Zach_> "A caste system enforced by blood. Huh. Fascinating."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "1t was we1rd, pe<>ple seemed t<> really d1sl1ke each <>ther based <>n 1t, wh1ch made f1nd1ng fr1ends k1nd <>f hard s1nce every<>ne th<>ugh v1<>lets were mean and stuck up and m<>st <>f the <>ther v1<>lets were mean and stuck up!"
<Zach_> "And violets were "high" caste?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "1 th1nk s<>! 1f 1 remember r1ght we were the sec<>nd h1ghest! R1ght bel<>w fuchs1a wh1ch was the empress and her he1r!"
<Zach_> "So it was an empire? And spacefaring too. Cool. Except not because it sounds pretty bad socially."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Yeah! M<>st pe<>ple were really mean! There was l<>ts <>f k1ll1ng and v1<>lence! And there were these scary r<>b<>ts wh<> w<>uld enf<>rce the law!"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "1t wasn't really much fun! But <>nce 1 g<>t t<> earth and l<>st the few n1ce tr<>ll fr1ends 1 had f<>und there, 1 k1nd <>f m1ssed 1t!"
<Zach_> "Wow yeah that does sound like it sucked."
<Zach_> "And there were other trolls here?"
<Zach_> "How did you get here anyway?
<Ezra_Rabbit> "S<>me creepy guy w1th a cueball f<>r a head telep<>rted me here!"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "He had a deal w1th the shr1ne ma1dens 1 th1nk! S<> 1 was just <>ne <>f the tr<>lls he sent!"
<Zach_> "A guy with a cueball head."
<Zach_> "Huh."
<Zach_> "I mean thats SABATH I guess."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Yeah! He was really weird!"
<Zach_> "He sound wierd."
<Zach_> "A cueball is that white ball thing right?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Yeah!"
<Zach_> "And its from pool?"
<Zach_> "The game with the sticks and the felt?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "1 d<>n't really kn<>w! 1 never played a game l1ke that!"
<Zach_> "Man, SABATH knowledge zapping is wierd."
<Zach_> "Like, why do I know how to do computers, but not about modern history?"
<Zach_> "And why cueball, but not tons of other stuff?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "1t 1s! 1 always feel l1ke there are b1ts and p1eces 1'm m1ss1ng!"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "L1ke 1 kn<>w ab<>ut <>range creams1cles, and they're amaz1ng! But 1 d1dn't kn<>w anyth1ng ab<>ut spacesh1ps!"
<Zach_> "Orange creamsicles?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Y<>u d<>n't kn<>w ab<>ut <>range creas1cles?!?!?!"
<Zach_> "No?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "<>H MY G<>D! 1 need t<> sh<>w y<>u these!"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "L1l1es!" I uncaptcha the box from my sylladex.
<Zach_> "I mean, thanks to the magic piece of craziness, we can make as many as we want."
<Zach_> I point to the imaginator.
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Y<>u're r1ght! Th1s 1s amaz1ng!"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "1nf1n1te <>range creams1cles! H<><>RAY!"
<Zach_> "Woo!"
<Zach_> "What are they?"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Here!" I offer one from the box to Zach.
<Ezra_Rabbit> "They're amaz1ng!"
<Zach_> I take one  and eat it.
<Zach_> "Damn, these things are good!"
<Zach_> "Future food is fucking awesome!"
<Zach_> "Its so cold!"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "And we have as many as we want w1th th1s mach1ne!"
* Zach_ through a mouthful of orange creamsicle
<Zach_> "mi knough!"
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Th1s 1s the best th1ng ever! 1nf1n1te <>range creams1cles!"
<Zach_> I hold up my creamsicle.
<Zach_> I swallow the ice cream.
<Zach_> "Dates are fun."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Yeah, th1s 1s great! We need t<> g<> <>n m<>re <>f them! 1f y<>u're <>K w1th that, 1 mean!"
<Zach_> "I definitely am!"
<Zach_> "Although I guess we should keep doing meteorite stuff."
<Ezra_Rabbit> "Y<>u're r1ght! Let's hurry up and w1n th1s game s<> we can g<> <>n m<>re dates and eat m<>re great f<><>d!"
<Zach_> "Yeah!"
<Zach_> (( kasparov fischer))
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