Chapter 1: The mis-adventures of ElkSzilla and Tatodonkey

It all started on a rainy day, Elk was at his parents computer playing put put goes to the zoo when all of a sudden an ad pops up.
The ad linked him to something he's never seen before, it had a girl with big eyes and crazy hair extending all over the place. He was intruiged and clicked on it.
This teleported him to genericmangawebsite.com and he was in pure bliss looking at all the manga he could behold.

Skip 3 years like any good book with a shit plot

As elk grips his body pillow named Tatodonkey and tips his fidora he proceeds to read another copy of genericanimestory volume 420,
elk has never had social skills or any skills to speak of. Anime was his life and he didn;t want anything to change that.
Every day he would get yelled at to get a life by his parents but he just scoffed and drunk his mountain dew DO THE DEW TM red edition mlg and went back to reading his manga.

As the day came to a close he noticed a sparkle under his chair across the room, after complaining about moving he wobbled over to the chair and tried to bend over to pick it up, after 7 unsucessful tries he finally picked it up and identified the object.

It was the limited edition ring he got at an anime convention, after saying "oh shit yeah" he proceeded to put the ring on.

A bright flash happened.

Then there he was, wearing some weird fucking clothes that a chick should have on with a wand.

He was a magical grill.

he then proceeded to swear and say "what the fuck".
The suddenly a mortar strike hit his window blowing a hole in the house.

Going over to the hole after the ringing stopped he saw a zombie nazi hitler with a mortar in his yard.
"nein we have come to kill you magical man Elk, you and Tatodonkey will never leave alive!"

He then shot lazors and shit and killed him or something i dunno.

End of chapter 1.

Chapter 2: Elk the magical anime pirate that took over russia

After the battle with hitler he noticed he lost a leg and said "fuck it" and got a peg leg then made a job switch to being a pirate.
He decided him and his body pillow side kick Tatodonkey would have to take over russia to collect the energy crtsyals so that they could do some final fantasy shit.

After killing 37 battleships from the US they arrived in russia and standing there to greet them was no one other than president putin himself. After doing the secret anime handshake putin killed himself and elk became president of the country of russia.

1 year later

Russia quickly rose to power and became the strongest country that has ever lived.
After drastic changes to the military to harness the powers of anime and everything anime they were unstoppable.

Little did elk know, a new super power was risisng in the west and a new best girl was gaining unimaginable powers compared to his sidekick waifu Tatodonkey.

End of chapter 2.