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- >It’s Thanksgiving!
- >Well at least it would be…..
- >You’re in Equestria
- >There is no Thanksgiving
- >And you are too lazy to cook
- >Not that you could cook a turkey here
- >Meat cost a bunch to import from foreign butchers
- >You sigh
- >It’s your first year here and already you’re feeling lonely
- >You wonder what your family is doing right now
- >Hear a knocking on your door
- >Let’s see
- >It’s morning and you just got up
- >On a Thursday
- >Smells like Fluttershy
- >Open the door
- >Deep Sigh
- Hello Fluttershy…
- >Ever since coming here she’s been in your life
- >Whether you wanted her to be or not
- >The first months it was stalking
- >She was terrible at it
- >Then it was forcefully creepy sexual advances
- >Then it was fetish guessing
- >She claims to be in love with you, but you’d rather she stay in her cottage
- >Maybe find another cutesy pony to fall in love with
- >Not you
- >While you were busy giving exposition to yourself, Fluttershy took the opportunity to nuzzle your crotch
- >Move away
- Stop that!
- >She squeaks and moves away
- Stop acting all innocent
- >”I’m just giving you some love…”
- >”D-does it feel bad?”
- >You have a boner
- It feels good ….ugh, but it’s not right. It’s also creepy and you should respect my space
- >How else can you put it to someone as clueless as her?
- Imagine if I randomly came to your cottage
- >She smiles
- Walked up behind you
- >Her wings shoot up
- And poked your …um marehood
- >Fluttershy beams at you, but hides behind her mane
- >”A-are you going to do that today? I would love it if you did.”
- >You frown
- >God damn it
- >”I mean! If you wanted to of course….”
- Well seeing as I had my daily dose of you today I’ll just close the door now
- >Begin to close the door
- >”W-wait…”
- >You know you’re going to regret this
- >Stop closing it
- What
- >”Well Anon, today is Family Feast Day”
- >She smiles
- >”Um, you don’t have a family and that’s so sad….”
- >She gives you a sad puppy dog look
- >”Would you like to eat with us-“
- Nope
- >Begin to close the door again
- >”Please Anon! I love you, and I want you to be happy!”
- >”Sweetie,I don’t want to see you all alone on today!”
- >Fluttershy’s sad look intensifies
- >”D-do this for yourself, if not you don’t want to do it for me…”
- >Silence for a moment
- No funny business?
- >Fluttershy gets a nervous look and you glare
- >She whimpers and her big sad eyes bore into you
- Fine!
- >She squees
- >”Oh perfect!”
- >She flutters around happily and mumbles to herself
- >”Um if you wouldn’t mind….meet me at the library. Twilight will make our trip to Cloudsdale as quick and as safe as possible.”
- >She flutters up to you and pecks your cheek
- >You’re still stunned
- >You just realized
- >Dinner …..
- >With the Fluttershy family….
- >Oh shit
- >It’s probably a good idea to bring your own dish before you go
- >Go to your kitchen
- >Check the pantry
- >Nothing but cereal,
- >Brand-less cereal
- >…
- >Pour the cereal into a large bowl
- >Put plastic cover on top
- >Okay your contribution to this dinner is complete
- >This is a terrible idea
- >You’re going to be shooting spaghetti from every orifice at this point
- >But it is Fluttershy’s family after all
- >They probably speak in squeaks and unnecessarily polite expressions
- >You shit, shower, and shave
- >Put on your best clothes
- >Well, your only pair of nice clothes
- >You carry the bowl with you and walk to the library
- >Many ponies are staring at you
- >You do have to admit you look rather good
- >But these are ponies…what about a human is attractive?
- >A few of them are staring at your bowl with confused expressions
- >Ah that would sort of explain it
- >You hear the flapping of wings above your head
- >Rainbow Dash is above you
- What do you want?
- >”Is THAT what you’re bringing to Family Feast Day?”
- Um yes
- >She frowns and flies off
- >Okay…
- >After another minute of walking she’s above you again
- >She lands next to you and before you know it she’s taken off the plastic of the bowl
- >Raibow Dash pours in chocolate sauce
- Dash, you’re not helping!
- >You move the bowl away
- >Now you hear other things pouring into the bowl
- >Pinkie Pie is beside you pouring in cut up donuts
- >Not going to bother to figure out how she got here
- >Run off
- >Don’t stop for few minutes
- >Suddenly your bowl is out of your hands
- >Applejack lasso’d it
- >Yeah, of course that would happen
- Lemme guess you’re gonna put apples in it
- >She puts Apples in it
- What’s next Rarity’s gonna critique my dish now?
- >You see Rarity approach
- >Nope! Nope! Nope!
- >You snatch the bowl back and run
- >Twilight and Fluttershy are waiting outside the library
- >They seem confused why you’re running
- >You stop in front of them
- *pant* I’m here….
- >Fluttershy walks up to you and nuzzles your leg
- >Your bowl is magic’d out of your hands
- Oh boy…
- >Twilight shakes her head
- >”Anon, this is awful.”
- >Fluttershy looks at it
- >”I-I think it’s….nice.”
- No you don’t
- >”Bu-“
- Lying isn’t my fetish
- >”It’s strange…but I think it’s sweet of you”
- See? That wasn’t so hard, be more honest with me.
- >She beams at you
- >Twilight gives levitates the bowl to you
- >It now has slices of carrots in it
- >Take it, but you glare
- >God damn it
- >After that little exchange the hot air balloon is set up
- >You all get in and it sets off
- >It’s a tight fit and so you’re sitting down
- >Fluttershy keeps trying to go on your lap
- Stop it
- >Twilight clears her throat
- >”Let her, you’re a guest to her family’s dinner.”
- >You sigh
- >Fluttershy steps up onto your lap
- >Settles down happily
- >Nuzzles into your stomach
- >Kind of tickles
- >Smile a little
- >Twilight notices and gets a smug smile
- >You frown extra hard
- >Fluttershy is staring up at you
- >”You need to smile more, Anon.”
- >”E-everytime I see you frown it makes me a little sad…”
- >Still frowning
- >”I’m um…just being honest like you said…”
- Why don’t you just tell me all the stuff you want to tell me on this trip?
- >She smiles and clears her throat
- >Oh boy
- >”Anon I love you very much….”
- >”But you have some very bad habits.”
- >”Um I give you vitamins you won’t take them.”
- >”They’re good for you.”
- >Ugh
- >”And you have been getting up very late mister.”
- >”I think it’s because you’ve been staying up late at n-night.”
- How do you know that?
- >”I w-watch you sometimes.”
- >Ugh!
- >”I c-care about you very much and I want my sweetheart to be healthy.”
- Twilight how much longer till we arrive at Cloudsdale?
- >”Two hours”
- >Eye twitch
- >Half an hour passes
- >”Ooooh, and when you use bad language it’s like seeing a bunny do it!”
- >”It’s not nice to talk like that Anon, it doesn’t suit you.”
- >Another half hour
- >”You need to do the laundry more often. You just let the clothes pile up.”
- >She blushes
- >”I sometimes enjoy um sniffing it and taking a few clothes home with me but um…”
- >”Well, I want you to have clean clothes.”
- >An hour passes
- >”Then I would lay you down on my b-bed.”
- >Her wings shoot up
- >”Take off your clothes…slowly, to savor the moment.”
- >Fluttershy nuzzles into your stomach
- >”Oh my! And then I’d-“
- Stop! Please! Stop! Now you’re just telling me your fantasies!
- I don’t know what was worse the nagging or this!
- >”I’m just being honest.”
- Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh
- >”We’re here.”
- Thank god!
- >You set a foot out of the balloon and nearly fall over
- >They gasp and you balance yourself back into the balloon
- Oh… right
- >One lecture and cloudwalking spell later and you’re following Fluttershy through Cloudsdale
- >It truly is a beautiful place
- >Fluttershy happily leads you along
- >Many of the ponies here are not used to you
- >They stop and stare
- >”What’s that monkey?”
- >Fluttershy sharply turns her head
- >”He’s not a monkey, he’s a human.”
- >”They’re apes not monkeys!”
- Who cares?
- >”I do…”
- >You pat her head
- I don’t
- >She whimpers at you
- >”It’s okay to admit they hurt your feelings…”
- But they didn’t
- >”Oh okay.”
- >Unfortunately she pretty much ended up correcting everyone
- >Everyone
- >It took forever to finally arrive at her parent’s house
- >It was actually a large cloud house
- >It’s bigger than your house and Fluttershy’s cottage
- >You look to Fluttershy
- >She looks at you
- >You look at your bowl
- >Suddenly nervous
- Hey Fluttershy?
- >”Yes Anon?”
- Are they nice?
- >She nods
- >”I’m s-so excited for you, this is your first Family Feast Day!”
- Actually we had something similar on Earth called Thanksgiving
- >”Oh, how wonderful.”
- We ate turkeys
- >Her ears flatten
- >”That’s okay it’s natural for you.”
- >Fluttershy would give you fish sometimes but she was still squeamish about creatures being eaten
- >You follow her to the entrance of the house
- >She knocks with her hoof
- >The door slams open
- >”Fluttershy!”
- >”You’re late!”
- >This pegasus had a color scheme similar to Fluttershy
- >Her coat was lighter though and she had green eyes
- >Green bows were in her hair and tail
- >Her cutie mark was a few flowers
- >Fluttershy stammers
- >”Um mom, we were late because everyp0ny kept calling Anon a mon-“
- >”What about the monkey?!”
- >You and Fluttershy both wince
- >She’s loud
- >”Mom, he’s a human.”
- >”Oh! This is that boyfriend you were telling me about!”
- >WHAT?!
- >You eye Fluttershy
- >She whimpers
- >Posey smiles
- >”Why didn’t you introduce me to him earlier?!”
- >”Well I was going to-“
- >Posey walks up to you
- >She smiles sweetly to you
- >”Hello dear, I’m Posey but you can call me mom if you want.”
- Hello I’m Anon…
- >You fist-bump her hoof with your free arm
- >”My daughter can be a bit rude at times and a little silly, but I’m glad she found somep0ny special.”
- Yeah about th-
- >Fluttershy looks like she’s about to seep spaghetti and burst into tears
- >You bite your tongue
- >Give Fluttershy your best “this isn’t over” look you can muster
- >”Honey, why are you louder than usual all of a sudden?”
- >A soft voice calls from inside
- >”Fluttershy is here!”
- >Posey screams back
- >”Oh our little angel is here…”
- >”And her hummie boyfriend!”
- >”How exciting!”
- >A stallion appears at the front door
- >He’s got an orange coat and bright red mane
- >His cutie mark is two lightning bolts
- >He nuzzles Fluttershy
- >”How have y-you been doing Fluttershy?”
- >”Oh just fine daddy, um this is my boyfriend….”
- >You glare
- >”Anon.”
- >”Oh my. He’s quite tall…is he an animal?”
- >”Not at all, he’s just like us and I l-love him.”
- >”I’d like to b-be introduced if that’s okay with you.”
- >”Of course.”
- >….
- >Oh god
- >That’s where she gets it
- >Fluttershy’s dad goes up to you
- >”I’m ummmm *mumblemumble*”
- I’m Anon and I didn’t quite catch that
- >Posey sighs
- >”His name is Hurricane….”
- >Posey then motions everyone inside
- >”We’ve got food to eat, let’s go!”
- >The parents go to the kitchen and before Fluttershy can follow you glare
- >She whimpers
- >”I-I love you and-“
- So you lied to them
- >She blushes
- >”N-no…”
- That’s not cool Fluttershy!
- >”Please Anon! I wanted to make sure they would let you come over…and um I-I hope after this we really will be….um a couple.”
- Ugh…….
- >You both enter the house
- >You set the bowl of….whatever the hell you made onto the table
- >Hurricane heads into the kitchen
- >Posey motions for the two of you to sit on the couch with her
- >”Well, Fluttershy you’re lucky that you came late.”
- >She grumbles
- >”The food isn’t going to be ready for a few more minutes”
- >”So I’d like to show your boyfriend your foal pictures”
- >Posey squees
- >Fluttershy suddenly starts making nervous gestures
- >She looks between the photo album, her mom, and you
- >”Um no that’s okay uh-.”
- >Posey has already opened up the album
- >The first picture is of a baby Fluttershy sucking on a stuffed bunny
- >It’s adorable
- >Fluttershy is blushing and stuttering
- >”Isn’t she just the cutest?”
- >You nod
- >Posey flips the page
- >Takes a while because hooves
- >Next picture is Fluttershy in the pony equivalent of potty training
- >Still really cute
- >”Um! Uh *eep!*”
- >She’s reduced to a bunch of squeaking while you subconsciously pet her mane
- >You two are too distracted by the pictures to realize this
- >Posey was about to go to the next page when Hurricane calls from the kitchen
- >”Um Posey, dear I need some help in here if you wouldn’t mind.”
- >”I do mind!”
- >”What?”
- >”I DO mind!”
- >”W-why?”
- >”I’m busy showing Anon here her potty training pictures!”
- >”Huh?”
- >”I SAID I’M BUSY SHOWING ANON, FLUTTERSHY’S POTTY-“
- >You turn to Fluttershy
- >She’s bright red and looks like she’s about to faint
- >”Oh! I need these plates carried to the table though….”
- >Posey closes the album and sighs
- >”Well you two sit down, we’re going to eat now.”
- >She goes into the kitchen
- >The seating is awkward because the chairs are so small
- >A few minutes of silence pass
- >Posey and Hurricane place plates of food on the table
- >Stuffing
- >Yams and marshmallow
- >Mash potatoes
- >Green beans
- >Corn on a cob
- >Everything you would see at a Thanksgiving dinner
- >Except turkey and other meat…
- >Posey sits at one end of the table
- >Hurricane on the other
- >You’re sitting across from Fluttershy
- >She gives you bedroom eyes
- >You roll your eyes
- >There isn’t much talking at first you eat some yams
- >Fluttershy is still giving you the bedroom eyes
- >She’s balancing a corn on the cob between her hooves
- >She takes a bite
- >Looks at your reaction
- >She spreads some butter on it
- >Fluttershy then licks it slowly and bites into the cob
- >Is she seriously trying to seduce you at this moment?
- >With her parents here?
- >You subtlety motion to her parents and frown at her
- >She doesn’t take the hint and adds more butter to the corn on the cob
- >Fluttershy is barely balancing it now
- >She tries to eat it seductively but it slips from her hooves and lands on her plate
- >Her parents look at the two of you
- >Hurricane smiles
- >”Aaaaw how sweet of you Fluttershy, sharing your food with him like that.”
- >Seriously?!
- >Well, ponies do have awkward table manners
- >Not that they’re slobs or anything
- >It’s just the lack of hands and stuff like that makes passing food and eating it slow and strange
- >Posey is currently chasing the sprouts on her plate
- >You’ve been holding in laughter at that
- >Posey stops and looks at you expectantly
- >You look down at the corn on the cob
- >It’s covered in too much butter, pony spit and bite marks, and not just any pony
- >Fluttershy of all ponies
- >You don’t want to look like a dick so you eat it
- >Eeeeew
- >Fluttershy looks extremely pleased
- >Her wings flap a little
- >You’ve mostly lost your appetite after finishing it
- >But you continue to eat
- >Eventually Posey eyes the bowl you brought
- >Uh oh
- >”Is this some dish from your country?”
- >What do you say?
- >That is was something you threw together last minute
- >And your friends tried to improve it?
- >…
- It’s a strange dish from my world
- >Hurricane and Posey look excited
- >”Another world?”
- Yeah, but that dish isn’t ver-
- >They serve themselves some of it
- >Fluttershy slowly serves herself some
- >You’re the only one not eating it
- >Posey chokes up
- >”This tastes…..interesting…”
- >Hurricane nods
- >”It’s nice…”
- >Fluttershy makes a face
- >”Lying isn’t his f-fetish.”
- >You whisper
- What the hell are you saying?
- >Fluttershy stutters
- >”It’s what you told m-“
- No, that’s just not something you say to your parents
- >”Oh okay…”
- >You think of how to clear this up to the parents when you see Posey gagging
- >Hurricane is also gagging
- >Fluttershy barely ate any of hers
- Should have just brought some cider…
- >Fluttershy goes back to staring at you
- >Or not
- >A drunken Fluttershy sounds like a nightmare
- >Her parents don’t eat any more of your culinary abomination
- >In fact Posey throws the bowl off of Cloudsdale
- >She takes her seat and things calm down
- >Hurricane smiles at the two of you
- >”S-so when did you to meet, if you don’t mind me asking?”
- >Fluttershy brightens up
- >”Well I first heard about a cute new creature appearing in the Ponyville Library.”
- >She blushes
- >”But um I was being a bit sh-shy….so I just followed him for a few weeks…”
- >Fluttershy fumbles with her hooves
- >And looks very anxious
- >”Um well a few months actually…I uh kept running away because I was too n-nervous to talk to him.”
- >Posey facehooves
- >You sigh
- >You remember those times
- >Cute yellow pony that followed you everywhere
- >Boy, were you in for a surprise when she confessed that she developed feelings for you
- >Posey interjects
- >”When did you two actually meet?”
- >Fluttershy smiles again
- >”Well I decided it was time to be bold, and I approached him one day.”
- >”Do you remember Anon?”
- >Oh god you do
- >”I said: ‘Hello I’m Fluttershy, I l-love you, do you want to have sex with me?’”
- >Her parents blink
- >Fluttershy realizes what she just revealed
- >She stammers but keeps going
- >”Then Anon, you said….”
- >You said that you would never have sex with a pony
- >Fluttershy whimpers
- I forgot…
- >She sighs in relief
- Um enough about us….how about you two?
- >Posey thinks about it
- >”Well I used to be part of the
- Guard.”
- >Hurricane responds slowly
- >”I um work at the weather factory….I specialize in m-making storm clouds and controlling their electrical properties.”
- >Posey smiles
- >”He guessed my fetish and we’ve been together ever since.”
- >You were munching on some mashed potatoes and nearly choked at that remark
- >Fluttershy smiles at you
- >That explains so much
- >Also you’re simultaneously intrigued and horrified about the fetish her parents indulge in
- >Posey gets a mischievous look
- >”So have you two guessed each other’s fetishes yet?”
- >Hurricane gasps
- >”Posey that’s private!”
- >”I’m just curious on how often these two will attempt at making us grandkids”
- >You’re blushing now
- Uh Ms.Posey we can’t have kids
- >She sighs
- >”Oh…right…”
- >Fluttershy looks quite sad
- >”We can always try to find a way Anon…”
- >You’re about to lose your cool
- >It’s bad enough that she’s deceiving her parents
- >Her making passes at you while doing it is rubbing you the wrong way
- >Time for another subject change…
- Fluttershy told me about how she came to care for animals…
- What happened after that? The family?
- >Posey purses her lips
- >”Well, we were so worried.”
- >Hurricane nods
- >”The staff at the flight camp couldn’t find her…”
- >Fluttershy gets a guilty look
- >”I’m sorry mom and dad, I never wanted to leave the ground again.”
- >”All those animals, the sights, and the friends I made.”
- Did you think Fluttershy had died?
- >Posey shakes her head
- >”Oh not at all.”
- >She grins at her daughter
- >”She may not be the best flier, but she has an unstoppable resolve.”
- >Hurricane nods
- >”We knew that wherever she was, our daughter was strong enough to survive. That she can succeed.”
- >Fluttershy blushes at the praise
- >”I came back to them as a strong mare. I was a bit scared to see them again, but you never give up on family.”
- >They get up from their seats and embrace
- >Fluttershy gives you an inviting look
- >But you turn your head away
- >She just wants an excuse to hug you
- >That’s all
- >You were getting this feeling you didn’t like
- >One that you tried not to feel
- >Watching them embrace like this…
- >You don’t care
- >So, why did you ask in the first place?
- >”Anon? Don’t you want to join in?”
- >That feelings getting stronger
- No, I have to go excuse me
- >You quickly walk outside of the house
- >You’re not sure what you’re doing
- >But you walk for a few minutes until you come to a more secluded spot
- >You can see the sunset from here and part of the ground below
- >You sit cross legged and just think
- >Trying to think of other things, but your mind keeps wandering back
- >To family…
- >What is yours doing right now?
- >Probably eating on some turkey
- >You smile as you imagine what some of your relatives are doing
- >You wonder if they’re thinking about you
- >For their sake you hope not
- >You hope they’re just happy and yet
- >That feeling comes back
- >You shake your head
- >You’re so distracted you don’t hear those soft hoof steps behind you
- >Fluttershy settles down beside you
- >”Anon are you okay?”
- What do you want? I’m fine…
- >She shakes her head
- >”Please, I don’t want to see you hurting.”
- Hurting? Hah! It’s nothing I’m just thinking
- >She continues to look at you with concern
- >You put on a smile
- About my family
- >”Oh sweetie...”
- >She gets closer to you
- >You don’t pay attention and keep talking
- I’ve been gone for quite a while now. That discussion of your separation with you parents….
- It made me think. Do they know I’m still out there? I couldn’t stand the thought of, o-of
- >Fluttershy rubs your back
- >”It’s okay to say it.”
- I couldn’t stand the thought of them assuming I’m dead. It would make sense for them to do so, but I’m not dead.
- >You sigh
- I don’t want them to think I died and I’m lost forever. Huh, they might have already had a funeral…yeah, and then maybe today they’re praying for me…
- >Your false smile fades
- >You continue to stare off ahead
- And I can’t tell them…I can’t see them again. Go home, show them that they don’t need to pray. That I’m alive and well….
- >You turn your head away
- That I…love them
- >You feel something trail down your cheek
- >It’s a tear
- >Fluttershy looks at this and looks about ready to cry
- >”Anon, I’m so sorry and I’m sure they love you very much.”
- >”I care about you with all my heart.”
- No you don’t! *snf* You’re just some pony who wants to get in my pants!
- I’m just a lost freak to you, I’m not something special. I’m all alone in this strange place, and the people who really cared for me aren’t here……and they never will be!
- >For the first time since coming to Equestria you begin to cry
- >You actually feel truly alone now
- >And it’s an awful feeling
- >You suddenly feel yourself in a tight embrace
- >Fluttershy is hugging you tightly with tears forming in her eyes
- >She looks into your eyes
- >”Listen to me mister! You are not a freak!”
- >”You’re not just something to me you’re somep0ny special!”
- >”Don’t you ever say such demeaning things again!”
- >”*snf* You’re hurting and I want you to know.”
- >”That your family loves you very much!”
- How do you know?
- >She smiles a little
- >”Because no matter what happens you don’t stop loving them, they still have hope.”
- >”And they will always remember you fondly….”
- >She hugs you tighter
- >”Besides your family here loves you too.”
- >She strokes your face
- >You tear up more
- >Does she really mean that?
- Fluttershy do you really-
- >She pulls you into a kiss
- >Her warm and soft lips caress yours
- >It feels a bit strange, being kissed by a pony
- >But the comfort she’s giving you makes up for it
- >This kiss wasn’t just for physical enjoyment
- >You felt her love
- >”*smek*”
- >She pulls her lips back
- >”Mmm I love you”
- >Then she kisses you again
- >”*smek*”
- >Fluttershy pulls away slowly and exhales
- >You feel better…
- >You wipe away your tears
- >”Come along Anon, you’re my family and it’s Family Feast Day.”
- >You nod
- >And follow her back to her parent’s house
- >You still aren’t a couple
- >It’s still Fluttershy after all…
- >But you’ve become part of a family
- >You enjoy the rest of the holiday eating and having fun with them
- >Today was a good day
- >You are now Rarity
- >Sweetie Belle is late to dinner with your parents
- >You’re about to go out looking for her when you see her galloping off in the distance
- >She approaches you with a big grin on her face
- >What’s that on her back?
- >As she approaches you see a familiar bowl
- >Oh no
- >Sweetie Belle smiles
- >”I found this yummy stuff!”
- >”It came from the sky!”
- >That is definitely the horrid….thing Anon made
- >You’re about to dispose of it until your mother appears beside you
- >”Oh Sweetie that looks good!”
- >”Put it on the table with the rest!”
- >You shudder
- >There is no arguing with your parents over this sort of thing
- >You sit down at the table
- >Everyp0ny else sits down too
- >You look at the bowl….and everything else
- >It’s all similar mushy gunk
- >All of it
- >Or it’s burnt
- >Your eye twitches
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