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Day Skyrim in Equestria

Apr 13th, 2013
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  1. >Day Skyrim in Equestria.
  2. >You are Anon, playing Skyrim on your TV.
  3. >You don't know how, but somehow your TV was teleported to Equestria with you, along with a copy of Skyrim.
  4. >It was the PS3 version though, so it was a buggy mess.
  5. >You were just running through a field with Lydia.
  6. >All of a sudden, Lydia vanishes.
  7. Lydia? Where did you go?
  8. >You are also a gaming loser who talks to himself while he plays video games.
  9. >It starts to get dark, and you start to worry.
  10. >You turn around to see Lydia.
  11. >Thank God she's not dead.
  12. >She walks up to a giant and attacks it, getting launched into the air.
  13. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
  14. >She falls back onto the ground, rising back up as if none of that happened.
  15. ...what?
  16. >She attacks the giant again, this time dying.
  17. Fuck this game.
  18. >You turn the ps3 off and throw your controller away.
  19. >You hear a knock on the door.
  20. >Time to hear FLuttershy's absurd fetish guess.
  21. >You open the door to see an awesome surprise.
  22. >It was Fluttershy, but she was wearing armor.
  23. >Not just any armor, but the armor of the Skyrim guy's armor.
  24. >The badass horn helmet, the studded armor, iron gauntlets, etc.
  25. >She even had the steel sword and the branded iron shield.
  26. >That is fucking awesome.
  27. >You feel your member starting to enlarge.
  28. >"Hello Anon. Is Skyrim your fetish?"
  29. >Crap, she got it right.
  30. >Quick Anon, think. You can get yourself out of this situation.
  31. >Maybe if you can think of an elaborat-
  32. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
  33. >A dragon came down and grabbed you with its claws.
  34. >Well, at least you aren't
  35. >Fucking Flu-
  36. >"Don't worry anon! I will save you!"
  37. >Oh no.
  38. >Arrows come flying at you and the dragon.
  39. >The dragon screams in pain, blood dripping from its wings.
  40. >Fluttershy runs at the dragon, with her sword in her hoof.
  41. >She looks so cool right now.
  42. >"ANON IS MINE!"
  43. >She flys up to the dragon, slashing it.
  44. >The dragon screams again, though there is blood dripping from its stomach as well.
  45. >Fluttershy pulls out a giant sword out of her pussy, throwing it at the dragon's head.
  46. >"Headshot."
  47. >The dragon crashes into the ground.
  48. No! Come on, you magnificent creature. Fight back!
  49. >The dragon gets up, with blood on all of its legs.
  50. >You don't see a dick anywhere on the dragon.
  51. >This dragon is a she.
  52. >And she probably kidnapped you to rape you.
  53. >"STAY AWAY FROM ANON! HE IS MINE!"
  54. >Fluttershy runs up to the dragon, staring at it straight in the eye.
  55. >She starts to squeak her voice, saying the one phrase you could never forget.
  56. "FUS RO DAH!"
  57. >The dragon ends up get does getting pushed all the way to a different dimension, team rocket style.
  58. >Holy crap, that was fucking awesome.
  59. >FLuttershy runs up to you, helping you up.
  60. >She looks so cute in that armor, especially from the angle you're at.
  61. >She slowly breaths in, looking at you.
  62. >"So, is Skyrim your feti-MMPH!"
  63. >You grad her and start locking lips with her.
  64. >You pull away, smiling.
  65. >Fluttershy is dazed though.
  66. She shakes her head, then turns to you.
  67. >"Uh...what just happened?"
  68. >You chuckle, brushing Fluttershy's mane.
  69. Well, the hero, or in this case, heroine, usually saves the damsel in distress, right?
  70. >She slowly nods.
  71. And then they usually have sex...and you saved me so...
  72. >Fluttershy nods, grabs you, and brings the two of you to her cottage where you have the most amazing time
  73. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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