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#golemquest log Jan. 19

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  1. [2012-01-19 00:02:02] <Abeo> We need to figure out how to make a soul lightsaber
  2. [2012-01-19 00:02:17] <Abeo> Has to make the sounds too
  3. [2012-01-19 00:04:03] <Abeo> Basically, I want all our troops to have lightsabers.
  4. [2012-01-19 00:07:30] <Grail> You know Armas' spirit form would be scary as hell.
  5. [2012-01-19 00:10:02] <Grail> If what Bob said about it being thunderous still stands it could be like a maelstrom of claws and fangs
  6. [2012-01-19 00:12:50] <Abeo> Neato.
  7. [2012-01-19 00:19:09] <Bob> Update is up
  8. [2012-01-19 00:22:27] <Ironybot> Does the "split-instant" action request mean that you'll be doing the respond-to-first post bit?
  9. [2012-01-19 00:22:40] <Ironybot> Or can we avoid that now that we have accelerated thought processes?
  10. [2012-01-19 00:24:17] <Ironybot> Off the cuff, I peg monkey two as the most likely candidate, because periodic tremors fit with the periodic Attention pulses that we've been getting- but that's hardly a guarantee of anything.
  11. [2012-01-19 00:25:58] <sunnyside> 4 monkeys, 4 bros
  12. [2012-01-19 00:26:05] <Ironybot> There is that.
  13. [2012-01-19 00:26:13] <Ironybot> We could choose all options, one kill each.
  14. [2012-01-19 00:26:36] <Ironybot> Honestly, probably the safest route to take.
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  16. [2012-01-19 00:29:16] <Samar> so "that last one" that Duke referred to... IT?
  17. [2012-01-19 00:29:46] <Samar> or the nazi shadow
  18. [2012-01-19 00:30:20] <Grail> I'm inclined to say IT
  19. [2012-01-19 00:30:38] <Ironybot> I don't think the nazi shadow is self-directed or self-willed at this point, so I'm not sure that it would twig as a different being than Shadowbro.
  20. [2012-01-19 00:30:42] <Grail> Because if he can peg SB he could easily put a name to the Nazinaut.
  21. [2012-01-19 00:31:04] <Grail> And the fact he only says that last one sounds like he can't really tell what it is, which makes sense with IT.
  22. [2012-01-19 00:31:19] <Samar> makes sense.
  23. [2012-01-19 00:31:34] <Grail> Well let's look at the Monkey's
  24. [2012-01-19 00:31:39] <Grail> I got nothing for 1
  25. [2012-01-19 00:31:50] <Grail> 2 is obviously the attention projector
  26. [2012-01-19 00:32:02] <Grail> 3 I have no idea
  27. [2012-01-19 00:32:08] <Grail> 4 is probably ensouling the animals
  28. [2012-01-19 00:32:29] <Ironybot> My best guess would be two, with four as my second choice, yes. Three would be my third choice, then one.
  29. [2012-01-19 00:32:44] <Bob> http://www.widescreen-wallpaper.eu/wallpapers/animals_sleeping_monkey-1920x1080.jpg
  30. [2012-01-19 00:33:09] <Ironybot> Although... the way that you put that, it sounds like you're thinking that the Dreamer is a single being spread across all four animals?
  31. [2012-01-19 00:33:12] <Grail> I wonder if wafting the cigar under it's nose would wake it up.
  32. [2012-01-19 00:33:33] <Grail> That's what it seems like to me
  33. [2012-01-19 00:33:38] <Ironybot> Unfortunately, at this point we don't have enough time for that.
  34. [2012-01-19 00:33:39] <Abeo> I'm hoping that once we kill/awaken the Dreamer, Duke'll piss off instead of killing us
  35. [2012-01-19 00:33:45] <Grail> But I'd really need to read the text describing the dreamer to us.
  36. [2012-01-19 00:34:11] <Grail> Not even if we drain a little out of Hummingbro?
  37. [2012-01-19 00:34:57] <Ironybot> Hummingbro is really not a large enough container of energy to be relied upon to provide us with shit.
  38. [2012-01-19 00:35:22] <Ironybot> Not to mention that Duke is behind us and likely moving into action.
  39. [2012-01-19 00:35:55] <Abeo> If the dreamer is a distributed being, 1 could be the distant thought detection
  40. [2012-01-19 00:36:21] <Grail> Not as pure energy, I mean as a function of being a spirit animal we drain to accelerate quickly enough and light a cigar in the time we need.
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  42. [2012-01-19 00:38:12] <Ironybot> If we're getting that kind of speed, I see little reason not to just shoot the things.
  43. [2012-01-19 00:38:36] <Bob> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=892_1326915190
  44. [2012-01-19 00:38:39] <TMIoverload> So, question. Has the idea that this is a trick and none of the monekys are the dreamer been ruled out?
  45. [2012-01-19 00:38:48] <Grail> I'm hoping the wafting would prevent an attack.
  46. [2012-01-19 00:38:53] <Ironybot> For that matter, as long as we desperately need speed, I think Shadowbro and the hummingbird could kill these guys before Armas could pull the trigger on even one.
  47. [2012-01-19 00:39:07] <Grail> But that's a bit of optimism on my part.
  48. [2012-01-19 00:39:17] <Grail> Not it has not
  49. [2012-01-19 00:39:36] <Grail> For all we know we could literally be on the top of the dreamer and he's a mole under the ground beneath our feet.
  50. [2012-01-19 00:40:06] <Ironybot> No, the possibility of this being a trick has not been ruled out... but if we can't trust Armas' spiritual senses to tell us where the hell the Dreamer actually is, then we're stuck methodically killing every single damned ensouled animal around here until we reach the right one anyway.
  51. [2012-01-19 00:41:17] <Samar> has Armas looked at the other ensouled animals' souls?
  52. [2012-01-19 00:41:26] <TMIoverload> Bob, are the monkeys all more or less lying together or are they spread out?
  53. [2012-01-19 00:41:44] <Ironybot> Yes, we've been examining them as we go along, at least nominally.
  54. [2012-01-19 00:42:43] <Bob> The monkeys are all together, and as of this moment the dreamer's energy feels to be coming from said monkey pile.
  55. [2012-01-19 00:43:20] <Abeo> Wish we had our blunderbuss
  56. [2012-01-19 00:44:06] <sunnyside> Sake seems like our best AoE choice with everyone else hiting an individual target
  57. [2012-01-19 00:45:26] <Abeo> I'm uncomfortable with letting Hummingbird stray from our person at the moment
  58. [2012-01-19 00:55:37] <ManOfTroy> Sees no evil, hears no evil, speaks no evil...does no evil?
  59. [2012-01-19 00:56:16] <Gunpowder_Symphony> That would be the monkey covering its crotch, I assume.
  60. [2012-01-19 00:56:23] <ManOfTroy> Of course.
  61. [2012-01-19 00:58:38] <Bob> About to watch some Doctor who-if there are outstanding questions, ask now.
  62. [2012-01-19 00:59:14] <ManOfTroy> Duke is the best fucking badass, isn't he Bob?
  63. [2012-01-19 00:59:33] <ManOfTroy> Also: have you ever smoked a Duke Special?
  64. [2012-01-19 01:00:05] <Bob> I actually did smoke a Duke Special once. I honestly mean it when I say 'never again'.
  65. [2012-01-19 01:00:16] <ManOfTroy> Oh shit.
  66. [2012-01-19 01:01:37] <Bob> Shrooms, Acid, Cocaine-yeah, I can see using them now and again, when the timing's spot on. But Opium and Crack... not so much. Long story short, I intended to just take one solid drag-and ended up finishing the thing, and missing a two day gap of memories. THANKFULLY, I was in an area where no one knew me save some buds, and I incurred no legal issue
  67. [2012-01-19 01:01:53] <Bob> but I will without hesitation try to push people away from trying that combo
  68. [2012-01-19 01:01:55] <Gunpowder_Symphony> Holy crap.
  69. [2012-01-19 01:02:20] <Bob> Some day I might tell the story, as relayed to me by said bros. Not tonight though.
  70. [2012-01-19 01:02:29] <Bob> So, any other questions, or was that it?
  71. [2012-01-19 01:02:56] <Bob> Also, cookie to anyone who can figure out who Duke is. In theory, you have enough to figure it out now if you're having a good paranoia day.
  72. [2012-01-19 01:03:28] <ManOfTroy> Two fucking days?
  73. [2012-01-19 01:03:29] <ManOfTroy> Wow.
  74. [2012-01-19 01:03:40] <ManOfTroy> Well...take are man, because holy fuck.
  75. [2012-01-19 01:04:25] <Bob> Yeah, that was the peak of my 'It's college, I'll give that a try' phase.
  76. [2012-01-19 01:05:28] <Bob> Okay, Doctor Who time then
  77. [2012-01-19 01:05:29] <ManOfTroy> I -almost- want to know what the hell you saw before it became a blank.
  78. [2012-01-19 01:05:32] <Bob> back later
  79. [2012-01-19 01:05:33] <ManOfTroy> But watch well.
  80. [2012-01-19 01:09:28] <Abeo> Is Duke a Duke of Hell?
  81. [2012-01-19 01:11:18] <Gunpowder_Symphony> He's the Duke of New York, he's A-Number-1
  82. [2012-01-19 01:11:39] <Gunpowder_Symphony> ...Fuck, I need to watch that flick again now.
  83. [2012-01-19 01:12:37] <ManOfTroy> Damnit, I wish Harlem Quest still was running.
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  91. [2012-01-19 01:47:45] <Wutenphone> If only we had a grenade
  92. [2012-01-19 01:49:42] <Bob> Hey it's Wutenphone
  93. [2012-01-19 01:49:53] <Bob> Update, as requested, in time for break
  94. [2012-01-19 01:50:05] <Wutenphone> Hai~
  95. [2012-01-19 01:50:15] <Wutenphone> Thanks bro
  96. [2012-01-19 01:52:46] <Wutenphone> If we could do this without killing them would be best, duke is obviously stupid strong to have detected iron trick
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  100. [2012-01-19 01:59:49] <PriceisMagic> Grail you there?
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  102. [2012-01-19 02:11:19] <Grail> Vaguely
  103. [2012-01-19 02:11:44] <Grail> Why?
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  105. [2012-01-19 02:17:22] <Conil> Oh my god it finally connected
  106. [2012-01-19 02:17:51] <Conil> Also, I just had an idea
  107. [2012-01-19 02:17:57] <Conil> Mention Amen to try and make him hesitate
  108. [2012-01-19 02:18:22] <Conil> May or may not backfire, but we're in a 'Do it right or die' situation
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  111. [2012-01-19 02:55:54] <PriceisMagic> Dammit
  112. [2012-01-19 02:56:09] <PriceisMagic> Missed Grail
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  116. [2012-01-19 03:05:27] <Ralith> someone should tell bob that psylocybin denatures when heated
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  122. [2012-01-19 04:51:10] <MrTT> so.... armas ASSUMES one of the monkeys is it
  123. [2012-01-19 04:51:12] <MrTT> but is it?
  124. [2012-01-19 04:51:20] <MrTT> it could be something else
  125. [2012-01-19 04:51:35] <MrTT> now would be a great time to drop a black hole and shadowport away
  126. [2012-01-19 05:12:11] <Don_Cucumber> Or we can just have SB telekill them
  127. [2012-01-19 05:13:39] <Don_Cucumber> ...wait a sec.
  128. [2012-01-19 05:13:46] <Don_Cucumber> Have we eaten ever since arriving?
  129. [2012-01-19 05:15:27] <Shifter19> Will this involve eating one?
  130. [2012-01-19 05:27:23] <MrTT> can SB telekill?
  131. [2012-01-19 05:27:26] <MrTT> last I checked he can't
  132. [2012-01-19 05:27:45] <MrTT> not without significant effort to overcome enemy's internal ownership
  133. [2012-01-19 05:28:03] <MrTT> to the point where it is more economical to just shoot them
  134. [2012-01-19 05:32:37] <TMIoverload> SB telekilling would take a full second. He might not be able to hit the dreamer though, and attempting to might drain him so much to kill him
  135. [2012-01-19 05:33:28] <TMIoverload> The monkeys though, yeah he could probably kill those, since he can telekill mundanes.
  136. [2012-01-19 05:35:40] <MrTT> even a mundane has a self ownership field and telekilling is grossly inefficient method of killing due to it
  137. [2012-01-19 05:36:01] <MrTT> He should just kill them with shadowmere
  138. [2012-01-19 05:37:51] <TMIoverload> Yeah he probably could, but we've been told he could telekill a group of mundanes. Not sure if they had to be staying still though
  139. [2012-01-19 05:38:13] <TMIoverload> The monkeys, assuming they only have pseudo-souls, are probably easier to teleport.
  140. [2012-01-19 05:40:23] <MrTT> we said we only want to wake it up... maybe we can try proving it by ... shaking them awake rather then shooting them?
  141. [2012-01-19 05:42:00] <TMIoverload> Yeah, no, with this guy closing on us this quick and us not knowing which monkey it is, assuming it even is one of them? No, because that takes longer then shooting them
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  150. [2012-01-19 07:32:14] <MysticSphinx> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TpsoYcXJIZw#at=176
  151. [2012-01-19 07:32:15] <Classhole> MysticSphinx: Endhiran - Chitti fight for Sana in train - length 5m 46s - rated 4.86/5.0 (139) - 71443 views - 936lemon on 2010.11.27
  152. [2012-01-19 07:32:25] <MysticSphinx> This guy has to exist in GfH
  153. [2012-01-19 07:35:38] <Shifter19> Oh god, bollywood terminator.
  154. [2012-01-19 07:35:51] <MysticSphinx> Tarmil actually
  155. [2012-01-19 07:35:54] <MysticSphinx> Or something
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  159. [2012-01-19 08:27:28] <Arkeus> wow, Armas seriously sucked last update
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  163. [2012-01-19 09:23:20] <Arkeus> MrTT: SB can telekill en mass mundanes
  164. [2012-01-19 09:23:28] <Arkeus> he has no trouble overwriting their ownership
  165. [2012-01-19 09:23:35] <Arkeus> a dreamer, though? god no
  166. [2012-01-19 09:23:47] <Arkeus> Also, the "one second" stuff is for SB NOT to kill people
  167. [2012-01-19 09:24:02] <Arkeus> he doesn't take anytime for him to telekill
  168. [2012-01-19 09:26:21] <Arkeus> http://www.batoto.net/read/_/78211/beelzebub_ch140_by_red-hawk-scans/20 ahahhahaah
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  170. [2012-01-19 09:51:33] <MrTT> well, a pseudo ensouled monkeys, one of which is a dreamer, mundane? CAuse I think not
  171. [2012-01-19 09:58:26] <MysticSphinx> Well a possiblity is that none of the monkeys is the dreamer, but Duke can handily trash that theory, or [paranoia] he could pretend one of them is the dreamer.
  172. [2012-01-19 10:06:07] <MrTT> if none of them is the dreamer then killing any is a bad move
  173. [2012-01-19 10:06:33] <Conil> Well
  174. [2012-01-19 10:06:43] <Conil> Which one are the waves of attention coming off of?
  175. [2012-01-19 10:07:05] <Conil> If any
  176. [2012-01-19 10:07:13] <MrTT> armas can't tell
  177. [2012-01-19 10:07:20] <MrTT> he is too close and is wearing a bubble
  178. [2012-01-19 10:07:33] <MrTT> maybe if he drops the protective bubble he could tell but then he would be repulsed
  179. [2012-01-19 10:07:54] <Abeo> If he's lucky he'll be repulsed
  180. [2012-01-19 10:08:06] <Abeo> At this range it could cause actual harm
  181. [2012-01-19 10:08:20] <Conil> Damn
  182. [2012-01-19 10:08:29] <MrTT> if it does cause harm we are fucked
  183. [2012-01-19 10:08:37] <MrTT> because our winter bloodline is near empty
  184. [2012-01-19 10:08:58] <MrTT> so if we don't kill it quick OR if we take damage from duke it will fall anyways
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  188. [2012-01-19 10:50:25] <Arkeus> <MysticSphinx> Well a possiblity is that none of the monkeys is the dreamer, but Duke can handily trash that theory, or [paranoia] he could pretend one of them is the dreamer. <= [paranoia] he is the dreamer
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  191. [2012-01-19 11:58:59] <Ironybot> So, in about two weeks Egypt is going to do their whole revolution bit. How can Armas take advantage of that to massive profit?
  192. [2012-01-19 12:00:58] <TactfulWatcher> I would say staying out of it. There's far too much on his plate in Turkey at the moment, and thats not including the china job
  193. [2012-01-19 12:02:45] <Ironybot> The only real thing on our plate in Turkey is the Doonongaes job- which we really need to get done sooner rather than later- training that we've already paid for, and spot jobs from our usual clients, yes?
  194. [2012-01-19 12:03:41] <MysticSphinx> Demons
  195. [2012-01-19 12:03:49] <MysticSphinx> you forgot the demons
  196. [2012-01-19 12:03:53] <TactfulWatcher> And gang politics.
  197. [2012-01-19 12:04:00] <TactfulWatcher> And getting the PMC running
  198. [2012-01-19 12:04:05] <Ironybot> Ah, demons, yes.
  199. [2012-01-19 12:04:30] <Ironybot> The PMC is running. Improving it will be a continual process, and an international job or three might do it good.
  200. [2012-01-19 12:04:46] <MysticSphinx> Also accursed Vampire lawyers making us pay for our house
  201. [2012-01-19 12:04:55] <MysticSphinx> Which we rightfully stole
  202. [2012-01-19 12:05:06] <TactfulWatcher> They should be paying us.
  203. [2012-01-19 12:05:08] <Ironybot> Plenty of people in Egypt who would be interested in a full crew of competent violents, I bet.
  204. [2012-01-19 12:05:32] <TactfulWatcher> Mmm. True, but how do we get into contact with these people?
  205. [2012-01-19 12:06:06] <MysticSphinx> Theory: If the dreamer is dead Duke contract is finished, thus he might not kill us, maybe
  206. [2012-01-19 12:06:33] <TactfulWatcher> Big players may be involved, if you consider the raiding of the museum.
  207. [2012-01-19 12:06:55] <Ironybot> My guess is that Ghanem's contacts will include at least some international players in the Arab world.
  208. [2012-01-19 12:07:32] <Ironybot> That would be my best guess for opening up an Egyptian job campaign.
  209. [2012-01-19 12:08:14] <Ironybot> Sometimes Merchant is an alternate source of contacts, of course, but not really my first choice.
  210. [2012-01-19 12:12:04] <TactfulWatcher> A thing to note, we'd have to get the Valk's permission to go to Egypt.
  211. [2012-01-19 12:12:18] <TactfulWatcher> Well, unless you want to leave Hillevi in Turkey
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  213. [2012-01-19 12:13:24] <Ironybot> Eh, we can handle that in a phone call.
  214. [2012-01-19 12:14:11] <Ironybot> "Hey, we're going to Egypt to loot the wealth of a toppling decades-old regime, any objection to Hillevi coming? No? Cool."
  215. [2012-01-19 12:15:26] <TactfulWatcher> I have a feeling it wouldn't be that easy, but that is neither here nor there.
  216. [2012-01-19 12:17:28] <Ironybot> Bleh. The whole thing about Hillevi not being able to do whatever she wants is kind of annoying. All the more so because she apparently doesn't know enough about what she is and is not allowed to do to self-police.
  217. [2012-01-19 12:18:57] <TactfulWatcher> Such is life as a member of a magical warrior clan, trying to regain standing on the world's stage.
  218. [2012-01-19 12:19:42] <MysticSphinx> Really need to stop feeding her on TV
  219. [2012-01-19 12:19:46] <Ironybot> One would hope that they'd have taught her to know her own political limits, though, and be well-informed enough about the world stage that she'd know who she'd need to avoid.
  220. [2012-01-19 12:19:57] <MysticSphinx> Not been doing this job properly
  221. [2012-01-19 12:20:35] <Ironybot> The problem is that we have so many concerns of our own, and Hillevi is so dissimilar to us that it's very difficult to mentor her effectively.
  222. [2012-01-19 12:21:17] <MysticSphinx> Then we need to mix it more
  223. [2012-01-19 12:21:18] <Ironybot> We don't have a lot to teach her in many arenas, we're a bad teacher, and it's tough to get her to listen in those arenas where we do have a lot to teach her.
  224. [2012-01-19 12:21:49] <MysticSphinx> So we need to try harder, ist
  225. [2012-01-19 12:21:59] <TactfulWatcher> It would be so much easier if Armas had some way to relate to our amazonian Beauty.
  226. [2012-01-19 12:22:17] <MysticSphinx> Instead Armas let her watch TV when he was thinking of teaching her lying
  227. [2012-01-19 12:22:18] <Ironybot> I'm hoping that if we can start teaching her the Tao of the Sociopathic Manipulator, we can have her follow us around and watch/learn from our social encounters apprentice-style.
  228. [2012-01-19 12:22:46] <MysticSphinx> First step is: Vanish TV
  229. [2012-01-19 12:22:58] <MysticSphinx> Second Step: Take her everywhere with us
  230. [2012-01-19 12:23:01] <TactfulWatcher> Mhm. Tv is a no-go in Armas' house
  231. [2012-01-19 12:23:04] <Ironybot> Yeah, letting her watch TV when we finally were getting around to wanting to teach her things? BAD move.
  232. [2012-01-19 12:23:53] <MysticSphinx> And that was all Armas, not even a suggestion to let her keep watching TV, he just chickened out
  233. [2012-01-19 12:24:27] <Ironybot> Yeah, what the hell. What happened to Don't Ever Take No?
  234. [2012-01-19 12:25:35] <TactfulWatcher> I thought DETN only applied to deals, at least until we conciously tranfer it over to other social situations.
  235. [2012-01-19 12:26:57] <TactfulWatcher> Yup, wiki says it applies only to trade.
  236. [2012-01-19 12:27:03] <Ironybot> You're probably right. We should work on broadening its scope so that Armas becomes universally socially aggressive and persistent when the situation calls for it.
  237. [2012-01-19 12:27:27] <MysticSphinx> "No way that could Backfire, nope!"
  238. [2012-01-19 12:27:29] <Abeo> Emphasis on "when the situation calls for it"
  239. [2012-01-19 12:27:29] <TactfulWatcher> >When the situation calls for it.
  240. [2012-01-19 12:27:54] <TactfulWatcher> How the fuck are we gonna get him to only do it when it's called for?
  241. [2012-01-19 12:28:01] <MysticSphinx> When has Armas shown the capacity of that kind of judgement?
  242. [2012-01-19 12:28:09] <TactfulWatcher> We can't even do gay chicken properly.
  243. [2012-01-19 12:28:13] <Ironybot> How do we get him to do anything else only when it's called for?
  244. [2012-01-19 12:28:20] <Ironybot> Andswer: Well, we don't, not really.
  245. [2012-01-19 12:28:27] <Ironybot> Answer. Hell.
  246. [2012-01-19 12:29:29] <Ironybot> But Armas is already socially aggressive most of the time. His persistence appears in a lot of his conversations.
  247. [2012-01-19 12:30:00] <Ironybot> Even if a lot of the time it devolves into wheedling or bad attempts at manipulation in an effort to be clever.
  248. [2012-01-19 12:30:06] <TactfulWatcher> It appears, but it isn't a fully manifested trait
  249. [2012-01-19 12:31:38] <MysticSphinx> May I remind you, that Armas is a coward, he just bluffs himself otherwise, sometimes
  250. [2012-01-19 12:32:00] <TactfulWatcher> We wouldn't really have to worry about this if Armas had some positive traits... But I know how suggestions of that nature get responded to.
  251. [2012-01-19 12:33:03] <Ironybot> Armas is not a coward. That's a ridiculous assertion.
  252. [2012-01-19 12:33:56] <TactfulWatcher> I would agree that he is a coward, in that he is quite fearful. The difference is that his fear manifests in a very different manner than what is expected.
  253. [2012-01-19 12:34:36] <MysticSphinx> O.o
  254. [2012-01-19 12:34:38] <MysticSphinx> http://www.youtube.com/embed/WCP9Jn2Q0cQ
  255. [2012-01-19 12:34:42] <Ironybot> A coward is someone whose actions have fear as their dominant driver. Fear is one of Armas' secondary or tertiary drivers, at most.
  256. [2012-01-19 12:34:48] <MysticSphinx> This is ludicrously creepy
  257. [2012-01-19 12:35:28] <Ironybot> Yes, that mod is more than a little disturbing.
  258. [2012-01-19 12:35:35] <TactfulWatcher> Hm, I concede that he is not a coward as his primary or secondary trait
  259. [2012-01-19 12:36:42] <MysticSphinx> A coward can also be a person who gives into fear
  260. [2012-01-19 12:37:10] <MysticSphinx> Why does Armas lie to himself?
  261. [2012-01-19 12:37:18] <Ironybot> Armas reacts to dangerous situations by confronting and overcoming them rather than by retreating, almost always. He's basically got a deathwish. There is a constant thread of fear running through his actions and influencing them, but it manifests more in his thoughts and methods than in his choices on what to actually do.
  262. [2012-01-19 12:38:00] <Ironybot> Someone who is extremely fearful but overcomes or avoids letting that fear rule them, no matter the methods that they use to do so, is almost by definition NOT a coward.
  263. [2012-01-19 12:39:03] <MysticSphinx> He has never overcome anything, he tricks himself into victory
  264. [2012-01-19 12:39:16] <MysticSphinx> He is a miserable pile of problems
  265. [2012-01-19 12:39:23] <TactfulWatcher> That seems to smell of sematics.
  266. [2012-01-19 12:39:32] <TactfulWatcher> Semantics*
  267. [2012-01-19 12:39:34] <MysticSphinx> Held together by a false cocky persona
  268. [2012-01-19 12:39:45] <MysticSphinx> And probably is semantics
  269. [2012-01-19 12:39:56] =-= MysticSphinx is now known as SemanticSphinx
  270. [2012-01-19 12:39:57] <Ironybot> Tricking himself into winning is still winning, and he IS keeping his fear under control.
  271. [2012-01-19 12:40:09] <SemanticSphinx> House of Cards
  272. [2012-01-19 12:40:13] <SemanticSphinx> That is all
  273. [2012-01-19 12:40:35] <Ironybot> I'm not going to argue that he isn't fragile, or that he couldn't become a genuine coward very easily with the proper mental and emotional triggers. But right now, he is not.
  274. [2012-01-19 12:41:04] <SemanticSphinx> Well, there is a path for making his mask become his face
  275. [2012-01-19 12:41:38] <TactfulWatcher> The question is then, can we agree Armas is often fearful but his fear does not inhibit him in a Fear-esque Manner?
  276. [2012-01-19 12:41:52] <TactfulWatcher> A green lantern, basically.
  277. [2012-01-19 12:41:59] <SemanticSphinx> If he surives unbroken(well, more brokenness unrevealed) long enough it'll be fine
  278. [2012-01-19 12:42:07] <SemanticSphinx> But the paranoia is fear based
  279. [2012-01-19 12:42:16] <SemanticSphinx> And it is strong
  280. [2012-01-19 12:43:48] <Abeo> Wonder if we can transform the paranoia into amused musing rather than fear
  281. [2012-01-19 12:44:18] <Abeo> Actually, nah. That'd make him even easier to distract
  282. [2012-01-19 12:45:13] <Ironybot> I think the easiest way to make his paranoia go away would be to convince him that he is genuinely invincible, which would bring a host of other problems.
  283. [2012-01-19 12:45:44] <Ironybot> Those who are too stupid and overconfident to be afraid aren't afraid, after all, but they ARE stupid and overconfident.
  284. [2012-01-19 12:45:53] <Ironybot> Traits which Armas arguably has in spades.
  285. [2012-01-19 12:45:55] <TactfulWatcher> That's the easiest way. What's the best? Actually trusting people we don't trust?
  286. [2012-01-19 12:46:39] <SemanticSphinx> Trust is always betrayed, so, yes and no
  287. [2012-01-19 12:47:06] <TactfulWatcher> Always betrayed? My paranoia sense is tingling
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  289. [2012-01-19 12:47:44] <SemanticSphinx> Imperfection Clause
  290. [2012-01-19 12:48:39] <Abeo> I'm happy with the crazy Armas currently is. It is familiar to me.
  291. [2012-01-19 12:49:06] <SemanticSphinx> Well, the main this is consistancy, that brings stability
  292. [2012-01-19 13:00:17] <Abeo> I'm a little bit worried we've been taking the trolling too far lately
  293. [2012-01-19 13:01:00] <TactfulWatcher> I would agree. We should be trolling mre, but much softer
  294. [2012-01-19 13:01:08] <TactfulWatcher> More*
  295. [2012-01-19 13:04:22] <Abeo> I'm looking forward to getting back to the mansion though.
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  297. [2012-01-19 13:07:10] <Abeo> When Camella starts ranting about the letter Armas can say something like "I know, I know, you were on the couch, not in my bed. It was just a little joke between friends! But you're my employee now and I understand in retrospect that it was innapropriate. I'm sorry."
  298. [2012-01-19 13:10:19] <TactfulWatcher> Employee may not be the best work to use. Partner seems safer.
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  300. [2012-01-19 13:12:02] <Abeo> True
  301. [2012-01-19 13:12:16] <Abeo> Maybe "we're colleagues now"
  302. [2012-01-19 13:13:43] <Abeo> Sincere Armas will be the greatest troll
  303. [2012-01-19 13:14:05] <TactfulWatcher> Trolling without trying to troll
  304. [2012-01-19 13:14:15] <TactfulWatcher> Not even awere he's doing it
  305. [2012-01-19 13:14:32] <TactfulWatcher> Man, being Armas must suck
  306. [2012-01-19 13:15:50] <Abeo> I dunno. I'd kill for his summer bloodline
  307. [2012-01-19 13:16:14] <Abeo> And then continue killing once I had it. because I don't know where magical dudes are to eat
  308. [2012-01-19 13:17:02] <TactfulWatcher> I worry about you. You're to good of a werewolf.
  309. [2012-01-19 13:19:03] <Abeo> Hehe
  310. [2012-01-19 13:19:10] <Abeo> I died that last time
  311. [2012-01-19 13:19:17] <TactfulWatcher> Wanna know why?
  312. [2012-01-19 13:19:24] <Abeo> Sure?
  313. [2012-01-19 13:19:32] <TactfulWatcher> That new guy had help.
  314. [2012-01-19 13:19:38] <TactfulWatcher> From beyond...
  315. [2012-01-19 13:19:41] <Abeo> Curses.
  316. [2012-01-19 13:20:24] <Abeo> In retrospect I should have recast my lynching vote to Weekfag once she voted for me.
  317. [2012-01-19 13:24:57] <TactfulWatcher> About the summer line, You seem to know more about it than me. Care to share?
  318. [2012-01-19 13:25:11] <SemanticSphinx> I'd be fine with involvement with Epyt
  319. [2012-01-19 13:25:16] <SemanticSphinx> On one condition
  320. [2012-01-19 13:25:23] <SemanticSphinx> Pharoh or bust
  321. [2012-01-19 13:25:47] <TactfulWatcher> You want Armas to become a Pharoh?
  322. [2012-01-19 13:26:06] <SemanticSphinx> Only if we go after Epyt
  323. [2012-01-19 13:26:31] <ManAsleep> Give Amen an aneurysmm. I approve.
  324. [2012-01-19 13:27:08] <SemanticSphinx> You see it, Good
  325. [2012-01-19 13:28:16] <SemanticSphinx> Get Amen REALLY trying to kill us, but yeah, dealing with Eypt is likely to open up a Discovery of Amen's Past arc
  326. [2012-01-19 13:29:12] <TactfulWatcher> Hey, which Ramesses did he kill?
  327. [2012-01-19 13:29:41] <Abeo> On the Summer Bloodline: I don't want it for any of the advanced features. Passive regen to peak human ability? Yes please. I'm a lazy fuck and take terrible care of myself.
  328. [2012-01-19 13:29:47] <Abeo> The second, I believe
  329. [2012-01-19 13:30:09] <SemanticSphinx> What about fluid form and immortality?
  330. [2012-01-19 13:30:36] <SemanticSphinx> Well, the fluid form is kinda a danger as well as a bonus
  331. [2012-01-19 13:31:12] <Abeo> Well, the agelessness obviously appeals to me as well
  332. [2012-01-19 13:31:12] <TactfulWatcher> Fluid form? Which log is that information in?
  333. [2012-01-19 13:35:15] <SemanticSphinx> Not like liquid but... leaning slightly in shapeshifter direction, can't pull up logs for you though, I don't have them
  334. [2012-01-19 13:35:29] <SemanticSphinx> But Armas' smiles are a lesser example
  335. [2012-01-19 13:36:54] <TactfulWatcher> Neat.
  336. [2012-01-19 13:37:10] <Arkeus> suddenly, peopel
  337. [2012-01-19 13:37:28] <SemanticSphinx> Yes and no, the fluidity can be a problem
  338. [2012-01-19 13:37:39] <Arkeus> <Ironybot> So, in about two weeks Egypt is going to do their whole revolution bit. How can Armas take advantage of that to massive profit? <= riker jobs may be there
  339. [2012-01-19 13:38:14] <SemanticSphinx> Thankfully Armas isn't aware of the... fluidity of his form yet
  340. [2012-01-19 13:38:40] <SemanticSphinx> Ark, it's Pharoh or nothing!
  341. [2012-01-19 13:40:16] <Arkeus> why the hell :-(
  342. [2012-01-19 13:40:38] <Arkeus> Also, i am more worreid about tonight's update
  343. [2012-01-19 13:40:39] <TactfulWatcher> With his fleshcrafting, Id rather Armas try to go more towards what the doonongaes has. A great big war form, and a Compressed social form.
  344. [2012-01-19 13:40:44] <Arkeus> if we aren't careful it's game over
  345. [2012-01-19 13:41:00] <TactfulWatcher> Could trigger A NG+ due to the area though.
  346. [2012-01-19 13:41:08] <Arkeus> Maaaaaaaybe
  347. [2012-01-19 13:41:21] <Arkeus> But even then, it would need big ass magic attacks i expect
  348. [2012-01-19 13:41:31] <Arkeus> I am not confident, really
  349. [2012-01-19 13:41:39] <Abeo> I worried our winter energy is beelow 10%
  350. [2012-01-19 13:41:53] <Arkeus> i think it's 5% or so
  351. [2012-01-19 13:41:59] <Abeo> that's balls
  352. [2012-01-19 13:42:02] <Arkeus> and we can't even regen from basic attacks
  353. [2012-01-19 13:42:51] <Abeo> We MIGHT be able to snack on Hummingbird to power a resurrection if it comes to it
  354. [2012-01-19 13:43:08] <TactfulWatcher> That will go over well. Mhm
  355. [2012-01-19 13:43:18] <Arkeus> lolno
  356. [2012-01-19 13:43:22] <SemanticSphinx> Not really great option
  357. [2012-01-19 13:43:27] <Arkeus> if we want to snack on something, snack on a monkey
  358. [2012-01-19 13:43:29] <Abeo> No, it is a terrible option.
  359. [2012-01-19 13:43:51] <Abeo> But it's better than dying. Also, not suggesting eat his whole soul. Suggesting draining it.
  360. [2012-01-19 13:44:05] <Arkeus> again, i don't think it's an option
  361. [2012-01-19 13:44:15] <Abeo> This is for if we feel our soul leaving our body and Bob gives us an update to try to do something about it
  362. [2012-01-19 13:44:15] <Arkeus> and it's frther down the line than snacking on monkey
  363. [2012-01-19 13:44:20] <Arkeus> and that's not a good option either
  364. [2012-01-19 13:44:36] <Arkeus> maybe we should think about what to do before then
  365. [2012-01-19 13:44:47] <Arkeus> what are the odds that the dreamer is one of the monekys? 30%
  366. [2012-01-19 13:44:52] <Abeo> Not much to think about, really. "Shoot monkey"
  367. [2012-01-19 13:44:52] <Arkeus> more?
  368. [2012-01-19 13:45:12] <Arkeus> I expect it's none of the monkeys, really
  369. [2012-01-19 13:45:31] <Abeo> Don't really have time to look around, unfortunetly
  370. [2012-01-19 13:45:45] <Arkeus> it's not looking around i am talking about
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  372. [2012-01-19 13:46:33] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Oh mibbit
  373. [2012-01-19 13:46:37] <Mr_TrouserSnake> you and your nicknames
  374. [2012-01-19 13:46:41] <Arkeus> hey
  375. [2012-01-19 13:46:47] <Arkeus> i think you already had this one once
  376. [2012-01-19 13:46:59] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I had Mr_Trouser before
  377. [2012-01-19 13:47:04] <Mr_TrouserSnake> the Snake part's new, I'm pretty sure
  378. [2012-01-19 13:47:43] * Arkeus is trying to hope we aren't in a game over place, but not looking good :-(
  379. [2012-01-19 13:48:20] <Abeo> Well, hopefully monkey #2 is the thing broadcasting the attention and killing it lets us drop the soul bubble
  380. [2012-01-19 13:48:45] <Abeo> It may not be the dreamer, but stopping the energy drain, even thoguh we're nearly out, is a good thing
  381. [2012-01-19 13:48:47] <Arkeus> pff, soul bubble also will make us survive if duke attacks us
  382. [2012-01-19 13:48:55] <Arkeus> so dropping it may not be such a great idea
  383. [2012-01-19 13:48:58] <Abeo> Hopefully, but not certainly
  384. [2012-01-19 13:49:08] <TactfulWatcher> Hey. If Armas dies, we may get to play Irishbro
  385. [2012-01-19 13:49:19] <TactfulWatcher> Unless he already has a player
  386. [2012-01-19 13:49:31] <TactfulWatcher> CELTIC RUNES!
  387. [2012-01-19 13:49:34] <Arkeus> :-(
  388. [2012-01-19 13:49:35] <Abeo> Playing as SB would be interesting
  389. [2012-01-19 13:49:47] <Arkeus> you aren't helping
  390. [2012-01-19 13:50:14] <TactfulWatcher> Armas dies and SB takes over he body? Neat concept
  391. [2012-01-19 13:50:23] <Arkeus> nah
  392. [2012-01-19 13:50:29] <Arkeus> it doesn't happen that way
  393. [2012-01-19 13:50:44] <Abeo> I was thinking of just SB as SB
  394. [2012-01-19 13:51:08] <Abeo> Of course, the brotherhood pact with Sake have interesting ramifications if one of us dies
  395. [2012-01-19 13:51:13] <Abeo> *may have
  396. [2012-01-19 13:51:14] <EvilP> are people working on updates then?
  397. [2012-01-19 13:51:36] <Arkeus> I am not feling confident at all about anything
  398. [2012-01-19 13:51:40] <Arkeus> so i wanted to bounce off ideas
  399. [2012-01-19 13:51:50] <Arkeus> but it apears people are more motivated to talk about egypt
  400. [2012-01-19 13:51:59] <TactfulWatcher> I don't want to do Egypt
  401. [2012-01-19 13:53:22] <Abeo> I hate Egypt.
  402. [2012-01-19 13:53:35] <EvilP> what's this about Egypt
  403. [2012-01-19 13:53:49] <Abeo> Egyption political strife is coming up in game-time
  404. [2012-01-19 13:53:54] <Abeo> *ian
  405. [2012-01-19 13:54:05] <Abeo> People are considering how best to capatilize on this.
  406. [2012-01-19 13:55:11] <Arkeus> Whiich will be difficult if there is no game
  407. [2012-01-19 13:55:20] <Abeo> So: not dying!
  408. [2012-01-19 13:55:28] <sunnyside> A pretty risky idea i had was asking Sake to make a bunch of noise at all sound frequencies
  409. [2012-01-19 13:56:13] <Abeo> Three options as far as I see it: Dreamer is #2; Dreamer is all the monkies and they are a distributed existance; Dreamer is none of the monkies
  410. [2012-01-19 13:56:30] <EvilP> why #2
  411. [2012-01-19 13:56:39] <Abeo> And I forgot how to spell monkeys
  412. [2012-01-19 13:56:42] <TactfulWatcher> tremors
  413. [2012-01-19 13:56:49] <TactfulWatcher> In the monkey
  414. [2012-01-19 13:56:54] <Abeo> #2 appears to have a relationship with the pulsing attention
  415. [2012-01-19 13:57:09] <EvilP> hm
  416. [2012-01-19 13:57:33] <Abeo> If they are all the dreamer, each monkey could have individual functions
  417. [2012-01-19 13:57:41] <Arkeus> All the monkeys seem to remind me of something about 'dreaming'
  418. [2012-01-19 13:57:47] <Arkeus> not just #2
  419. [2012-01-19 13:57:56] <EvilP> i was thinking just drop the shield and see which one Armas flies away from :)
  420. [2012-01-19 13:58:06] <Arkeus> my guess is that the monkeys are just the 'channels' from which the dreamer manifest
  421. [2012-01-19 13:58:13] <Arkeus> and so they aren't, themselves, the dreamer
  422. [2012-01-19 13:58:14] <Abeo> #1 could be the distant thought detector possibly, #2 is attention sense, #3 could be the psuedo-soul generator, #4 could be the sleep-iest
  423. [2012-01-19 13:58:25] <Abeo> Maybe the tree is teh dreamer?
  424. [2012-01-19 13:58:37] <Arkeus> EvilP: good way to kill Armas
  425. [2012-01-19 13:58:43] <EvilP> personally I suspect #4 because it's not moving and exhibits signs of REM sleep
  426. [2012-01-19 13:58:50] <Arkeus> Also, if you want something like that, using Sake to 'disperse' them is easier
  427. [2012-01-19 13:59:10] <Zenlaun> I was wondering myself why the location was described as a nest
  428. [2012-01-19 13:59:20] <Abeo> The downside to killing all of them if only one of them is the Dreamer is that any that survive will attack us
  429. [2012-01-19 13:59:30] <Abeo> Attempting to kill all of them, rather
  430. [2012-01-19 13:59:35] <EvilP> well
  431. [2012-01-19 13:59:52] <Abeo> Also, takes longer and Duke seems to be everywhere.
  432. [2012-01-19 13:59:54] <Arkeus> Abeo: untrue
  433. [2012-01-19 13:59:55] <EvilP> Ogrimir said that the illusions aggression would only last until dreamer is slain didn't he
  434. [2012-01-19 14:00:08] <Arkeus> if we kill the dreamers, any of the others won't attack us anymore
  435. [2012-01-19 14:00:36] <Abeo> Yes, but Og told us that if we kill a psuedo-souled animal that is NOT the Dreamer, all the animals will attack us
  436. [2012-01-19 14:00:43] <Arkeus> The problem is i don't think the Dreamer is an,y of the monkey itself
  437. [2012-01-19 14:00:47] <Arkeus> and they are just channels
  438. [2012-01-19 14:00:48] <EvilP> until the dreamer is slain, Abeo
  439. [2012-01-19 14:00:49] <Arkeus> or fakes
  440. [2012-01-19 14:00:53] <Abeo> So, unless we actually kill the Dreamer, we'll have animals attacking us
  441. [2012-01-19 14:01:16] <Arkeus> Abeo: that means that as long as we attack a monkey, we will have them attacking us
  442. [2012-01-19 14:01:30] <SemanticSphinx> While we are weakened no less
  443. [2012-01-19 14:01:44] <Abeo> Yep. Unless only one of them is teh dreamer and we get it right.
  444. [2012-01-19 14:01:44] <Arkeus> nah, SB/Sake are at full power
  445. [2012-01-19 14:01:50] <Arkeus> Abeo: nop
  446. [2012-01-19 14:02:00] <Arkeus> if only one of them is the dreamer, killing all of them works
  447. [2012-01-19 14:02:12] <Abeo> Only if we can kill them all at the same time
  448. [2012-01-19 14:02:15] <Arkeus> nop
  449. [2012-01-19 14:02:16] <Abeo> Or we get lucky
  450. [2012-01-19 14:02:35] <Arkeus> after all, they will have to attack us
  451. [2012-01-19 14:02:41] <Arkeus> so it doesn't really matter
  452. [2012-01-19 14:02:44] <SemanticSphinx> The dreamer may not be one of the monkeys [paranoia?]
  453. [2012-01-19 14:02:46] <Arkeus> it's safer to attack all of them
  454. [2012-01-19 14:02:56] <Arkeus> SemanticSphinx: yeah, i don't think the dsreamer is one
  455. [2012-01-19 14:02:57] <Abeo> The way Og phrased it suggests that once the Dreamer is dead, the animals aren't a problem
  456. [2012-01-19 14:03:01] <Arkeus> for me, the monkeys are a channel
  457. [2012-01-19 14:03:08] <Arkeus> let's hope the dreamer is not Duke
  458. [2012-01-19 14:03:10] <Arkeus> that would suck
  459. [2012-01-19 14:03:21] <Abeo> We can almost certainly say that he isn't
  460. [2012-01-19 14:03:34] <Arkeus> Yeah, we can
  461. [2012-01-19 14:03:39] <Arkeus> because of granny
  462. [2012-01-19 14:03:47] <TactfulWatcher> I have a feeling it's the tree
  463. [2012-01-19 14:03:53] <Arkeus> D'oh
  464. [2012-01-19 14:03:54] <TactfulWatcher> Spirit tree
  465. [2012-01-19 14:04:03] <SemanticSphinx> That would make sense
  466. [2012-01-19 14:04:06] <Abeo> Question is: how do we kill the tree? I'm thinking Sake
  467. [2012-01-19 14:04:07] <Arkeus> That would make sense
  468. [2012-01-19 14:04:17] <TactfulWatcher> Chop it down.
  469. [2012-01-19 14:04:26] <Arkeus> Sake could do that yes
  470. [2012-01-19 14:04:26] <Abeo> Or divine IT shot, maybe
  471. [2012-01-19 14:04:30] <TactfulWatcher> And if it's the monkeys, the fall would wake them
  472. [2012-01-19 14:04:38] <SemanticSphinx> Fall?
  473. [2012-01-19 14:04:42] <Abeo> I'm afraid of those monkeys
  474. [2012-01-19 14:04:43] <Arkeus> we can attack both at once
  475. [2012-01-19 14:04:45] <Arkeus> *shjurgs*
  476. [2012-01-19 14:04:57] <TactfulWatcher> Trees when chopped down tend to do that, Sphinx
  477. [2012-01-19 14:05:00] <SemanticSphinx> no fall if the tree is chopped to dust
  478. [2012-01-19 14:05:01] <Arkeus> But, yeah, the tree is a good candidate
  479. [2012-01-19 14:05:06] <SemanticSphinx> ...
  480. [2012-01-19 14:05:07] <SemanticSphinx> Hmmm
  481. [2012-01-19 14:05:10] <Zenlaun> they only have ILLUSIONS of souls, right? shouldnt we be able to use bloodline powers to confirm if they are real souls?
  482. [2012-01-19 14:05:14] <SemanticSphinx> Dat spear of ours...
  483. [2012-01-19 14:05:18] <Abeo> Nope
  484. [2012-01-19 14:05:24] <TactfulWatcher> Oh, spear.
  485. [2012-01-19 14:05:30] <Arkeus> ...spear
  486. [2012-01-19 14:05:30] <Arkeus> :D
  487. [2012-01-19 14:05:34] <Abeo> Our soul senses are shitty
  488. [2012-01-19 14:05:38] <TactfulWatcher> I think we could use that spear as a focus for making a soul weapon.
  489. [2012-01-19 14:05:52] <Arkeus> I think that spear could actually 'take' the drezamer with us
  490. [2012-01-19 14:05:54] <TactfulWatcher> Like Kuwabara in Yu Yu Hakusho
  491. [2012-01-19 14:05:55] <SemanticSphinx> Touch spear to dream tree
  492. [2012-01-19 14:05:58] <Arkeus> if it's the tree
  493. [2012-01-19 14:05:58] <Mr_TrouserSnake> This line I just heard:
  494. [2012-01-19 14:06:08] <Abeo> We own that spear.
  495. [2012-01-19 14:06:16] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4AH, your young requires feeding-give her to me!
  496. [2012-01-19 14:06:19] <Abeo> If we shove the Dreamer into the spear... do we own the Dreamer?
  497. [2012-01-19 14:06:26] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 5Yeah, actually I think her mom will take care of that
  498. [2012-01-19 14:06:52] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4NONSENSE-I've been genespliced for all possible maternal needs, and can produce MAGNIFICENT qualities of lactic fluid!
  499. [2012-01-19 14:06:56] <Abeo> If we own the Dreamer... do we own Duke?
  500. [2012-01-19 14:06:57] <SemanticSphinx> Hmmm Well, we can try spear funs first
  501. [2012-01-19 14:06:57] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4NOW GIVE ME THE BABY!
  502. [2012-01-19 14:06:59] <Abeo> Cause that'd be hilarious
  503. [2012-01-19 14:07:17] <SemanticSphinx> Bob, what madness are you Reading/watching?
  504. [2012-01-19 14:07:41] <Abeo> Probably try spear funs concurrently with Sake charging to chop down the tree
  505. [2012-01-19 14:07:42] <Arkeus> still beelzebub?
  506. [2012-01-19 14:07:48] <SemanticSphinx> Ha
  507. [2012-01-19 14:07:55] <SemanticSphinx> Now I remember
  508. [2012-01-19 14:07:56] <Arkeus> Abeo: i think we still need to attack monkeys, possibly
  509. [2012-01-19 14:08:04] <Arkeus> though... that could be risky
  510. [2012-01-19 14:08:09] <TactfulWatcher> Waitasec, Is Bob this trousersnake person?
  511. [2012-01-19 14:08:10] <Zenlaun> they only have ILLUSIONS of souls, right? shouldnt we be able to use bloodline powers to confirm if they are real souls?
  512. [2012-01-19 14:08:12] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4That was Doctor Who, actually
  513. [2012-01-19 14:08:15] <Abeo> I am tempted to TAKE ALL OPTIONS myself
  514. [2012-01-19 14:08:24] <Zenlaun> sorry if that was a repost
  515. [2012-01-19 14:08:30] <Abeo> It was, and no
  516. [2012-01-19 14:08:32] <Arkeus> TactfulWatcher: yes
  517. [2012-01-19 14:08:37] <Abeo> Our soul sensing is pretty undeveloped
  518. [2012-01-19 14:08:46] <SemanticSphinx> Touch spear to tree, destory tree, kill monkeys?
  519. [2012-01-19 14:09:03] <Arkeus> * Mr_TrouserSnake (cgiirc@Rizon-782A7F7C.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #Golemquest <= as a good rule of thumb, bob is 782A7F7C
  520. [2012-01-19 14:09:04] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Your soul sensing is still highly specialized because you've only really worked out two major parts of it.
  521. [2012-01-19 14:09:21] <Arkeus> what major parts of it have we worked out?
  522. [2012-01-19 14:09:25] <SemanticSphinx> Sounds like ripe candidate for take all options.
  523. [2012-01-19 14:09:33] <Abeo> We need to work on getting higher resolution shots of people's souls
  524. [2012-01-19 14:09:41] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Another good rule of thumb: Ignore Arkeus when he says he's leaving-unless he's signed out, he's not left, and is still participating.
  525. [2012-01-19 14:10:03] <Abeo> Ignore Arkeus? Done.
  526. [2012-01-19 14:10:04] <Arkeus> you bastard :-(
  527. [2012-01-19 14:10:18] <SemanticSphinx> :D
  528. [2012-01-19 14:10:18] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Arkeus: that'd be 'seeing souls insofar as their shape goes, which itself is a rough reflection of their lives' and 'perceiving the attention of souls'
  529. [2012-01-19 14:10:21] <Arkeus> Also, you updated like 3 minutes after i went to bed last night
  530. [2012-01-19 14:10:23] <Arkeus> you asshole
  531. [2012-01-19 14:10:27] <SemanticSphinx> :D
  532. [2012-01-19 14:10:30] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4You lie
  533. [2012-01-19 14:10:33] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4you never go to bed
  534. [2012-01-19 14:10:36] <Arkeus> lol
  535. [2012-01-19 14:10:56] <Arkeus> you know i ALWAYS comment whne i see you update :p
  536. [2012-01-19 14:11:11] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4You just walk away, use your Frenchman powers to reinvigorate yourself at the cost of a tiny bit of mental cohesion and fluency in this non-native language-and keep on trucking.
  537. [2012-01-19 14:11:15] <Abeo> You've got to keep up the illusion of sleep SOMEHOW
  538. [2012-01-19 14:11:30] <Arkeus> ahahhahahah
  539. [2012-01-19 14:11:51] <SemanticSphinx> Dem Frenchman powers
  540. [2012-01-19 14:12:02] <Abeo> http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/836
  541. [2012-01-19 14:12:07] <Abeo> This is how Canadians do it.
  542. [2012-01-19 14:12:12] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Also, for those that DON'T know how Frenchman powers work: it's a special genetic trait that allows cheese, wine and bread to be molecularly converted into stimulants within the body.
  543. [2012-01-19 14:12:43] <Sanity_Flake> Arkeus has taken over MoT's position in 'claim to be sleeping, but actually doesn't'
  544. [2012-01-19 14:13:09] <Abeo> Not needing sleep would be an awesome power.
  545. [2012-01-19 14:13:28] <TactfulWatcher> Bob: Which Ramses did amen kill?
  546. [2012-01-19 14:13:34] <SemanticSphinx> Only if you had the required secondary powers, Abeo
  547. [2012-01-19 14:13:45] <Arkeus> TactfulWatcher: the wizard that was going for god-hood
  548. [2012-01-19 14:14:45] <Abeo> Fine, the power to not require sleep for physical, physiological, and psychological function to remain unimpared.
  549. [2012-01-19 14:14:48] <EvilP> can Shadowbro shadowport bullets or are they too fast?
  550. [2012-01-19 14:14:57] <Sanity_Flake> He can shadowport them
  551. [2012-01-19 14:15:02] <Sanity_Flake> by the thousands
  552. [2012-01-19 14:15:04] <TactfulWatcher> I shall rephrase. Which one was that? Ramses II? The first?
  553. [2012-01-19 14:15:14] <Abeo> Ramses II, I believe.
  554. [2012-01-19 14:15:18] <Sanity_Flake> II
  555. [2012-01-19 14:15:19] <EvilP> the man in gauze?
  556. [2012-01-19 14:16:07] <Sanity_Flake> Also, did Sphinx say...AMEN'S PAST ARC?
  557. [2012-01-19 14:16:38] <Arkeus> http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2012/01/19/unlock-your-inner-brony-in-skyrim/ oh god lol
  558. [2012-01-19 14:16:42] <Abeo> When/if we get around to learning enchanting, I think we should be able to do some interesting things acting as a body for SB
  559. [2012-01-19 14:17:56] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4You know, if you could get Armas to see this webpage, he may embed it's lesson into his heart http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/910
  560. [2012-01-19 14:18:05] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4And NEVER, EVER play gay chicken with a Spartan
  561. [2012-01-19 14:19:07] <Abeo> That webpage doesn't exist, silly.
  562. [2012-01-19 14:20:12] <Arkeus> hehe
  563. [2012-01-19 14:20:15] <SemanticSphinx> Thinking about it, never ever gay [ANYTHING] with Greeks
  564. [2012-01-19 14:20:38] <SemanticSphinx> The old olympics anyone?
  565. [2012-01-19 14:20:59] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Naked so you could prove competitors were men
  566. [2012-01-19 14:21:08] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4now you'd THINK you'd just have to do a check before the competition
  567. [2012-01-19 14:21:12] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4nope, naked all day
  568. [2012-01-19 14:21:14] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4every day
  569. [2012-01-19 14:21:20] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4until the olympics have concluded
  570. [2012-01-19 14:21:29] <Abeo> ...You'd think it'd be pretty obvious anyway
  571. [2012-01-19 14:21:58] <TactfulWatcher> Bob: Are Chakras banned in the mundane Olympics?
  572. [2012-01-19 14:22:18] <SemanticSphinx> Is there Baers in the mountains?
  573. [2012-01-19 14:22:48] <SemanticSphinx> There is probalby a special, special olympics
  574. [2012-01-19 14:23:25] <Abeo> Wizard Olympics would be pretty fun
  575. [2012-01-19 14:23:41] * Mr_TrouserSnake 4temporarily does not exist as he goes to do things.
  576. [2012-01-19 14:23:44] <Arkeus> Mr_TrouserSnake: that's because sports for greeks weren't just about competitios
  577. [2012-01-19 14:23:56] <Arkeus> it was for young men to show their 'stuff' and get 'mentored' by older men
  578. [2012-01-19 14:24:08] <Arkeus> older men then 'bought' them 'apprenticeships'
  579. [2012-01-19 14:25:20] <SemanticSphinx> Ancient world loved it's young soldier boys... literally D:
  580. [2012-01-19 14:25:52] <Arkeus> Iirc, the young men also poured olive oil on their skin to show off better
  581. [2012-01-19 14:26:01] <Arkeus> i mean, while they were naked doing sports
  582. [2012-01-19 14:26:12] <Abeo> Makes sense. Wouldn't want to end up with a boy with anything but the daintiest of genitalia after all.
  583. [2012-01-19 14:26:41] <Arkeus> you aren't gay if you aren't under
  584. [2012-01-19 14:26:42] <Arkeus> :p
  585. [2012-01-19 14:31:16] <Abeo> Alternatively, you aren't gay if you are under (general anesthesia).
  586. [2012-01-19 14:33:20] <Abeo> Or, something that is a lot more applicable to Armas, (the influence).
  587. [2012-01-19 14:34:03] <MrTT> Manly men doing manly things is AWESOME... it taught me about gay chicken... the moment I read armas kissing duke I recalled this strip and how nobody wins in gay chicken
  588. [2012-01-19 14:34:29] <Arkeus> Also, about the tree- i don't see a tree
  589. [2012-01-19 14:34:37] <Arkeus> why we you talking about a tree?
  590. [2012-01-19 14:34:48] <MrTT> http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/938
  591. [2012-01-19 14:35:04] <MrTT> maybe the sleeper is a sentient tree
  592. [2012-01-19 14:35:08] <MrTT> or a dryad or something
  593. [2012-01-19 14:35:13] <MrTT> oh god we are gonna kill a dryad
  594. [2012-01-19 14:37:01] <Arkeus> i was thinking this, but i don't see a tree
  595. [2012-01-19 14:37:36] <SemanticSphinx> Most recent one is great: http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1002
  596. [2012-01-19 14:37:42] <TactfulWatcher> Monkey three. I'm operating on the presumption we're in a nest in a tree
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  599. [2012-01-19 14:39:45] <SemanticSphinx> I must be practically on top of the Dreamer.
  600. [2012-01-19 14:39:52] <SemanticSphinx> He is in the dreamer
  601. [2012-01-19 14:40:01] <SemanticSphinx> it isn't the monkeys
  602. [2012-01-19 14:40:33] <SemanticSphinx> Wait
  603. [2012-01-19 14:40:39] <SemanticSphinx> That made no sense
  604. [2012-01-19 14:40:48] <Samar> the forest is dreaming?
  605. [2012-01-19 14:40:50] * SemanticSphinx fails at reading again
  606. [2012-01-19 14:41:03] <TactfulWatcher> No. I think a singular tree is dreaming
  607. [2012-01-19 14:41:09] <TactfulWatcher> Tree spirit and such
  608. [2012-01-19 14:41:12] <SemanticSphinx> Well there is a tree anyway
  609. [2012-01-19 14:41:41] <EvilP> well i posted
  610. [2012-01-19 14:41:45] <SemanticSphinx> And the monkey in the tree is dead asleep, inspite of discomfort
  611. [2012-01-19 14:41:51] <EvilP> your suggestions can only go up from there :P
  612. [2012-01-19 14:43:52] <Abeo> I would say 2 is the most likely candidate for singular monkeyDreamership
  613. [2012-01-19 14:44:04] <Arkeus> the problem is the way it's worded, it seems there is a lot of trees around
  614. [2012-01-19 14:44:29] <Abeo> We'll just have to ask Bob for clarification when he exists again
  615. [2012-01-19 14:44:35] <Arkeus> what? why the hell are you firing with JUDGE?
  616. [2012-01-19 14:44:37] <Arkeus> wat wat
  617. [2012-01-19 14:44:44] <SemanticSphinx> Wait
  618. [2012-01-19 14:45:00] <SemanticSphinx> The one that is the real one wouldn't wake would it?
  619. [2012-01-19 14:45:08] <SemanticSphinx> If it was the monkeys
  620. [2012-01-19 14:45:19] <SemanticSphinx> I'm still suspecting a tree
  621. [2012-01-19 14:45:38] <Arkeus> the problem is we have no tree description
  622. [2012-01-19 14:45:40] <Abeo> That's a good point actually
  623. [2012-01-19 14:45:41] <Arkeus> so i am doubtful
  624. [2012-01-19 14:45:42] <SemanticSphinx> But we'll go monkey cuase of Og
  625. [2012-01-19 14:45:52] <Arkeus> Also, i will sust the hell out of you EvilP
  626. [2012-01-19 14:45:55] <Arkeus> your plan scare me
  627. [2012-01-19 14:46:00] * Conil flops
  628. [2012-01-19 14:46:12] * SemanticSphinx flips
  629. [2012-01-19 14:46:12] <EvilP> which one?
  630. [2012-01-19 14:46:25] <Abeo> At this range the attention pulse may knock us out, or render us braindamaged or something
  631. [2012-01-19 14:46:29] <TactfulWatcher> But we do have a nest description. And monkeys don't make nests on the ground as far as I know
  632. [2012-01-19 14:46:47] <Arkeus> EvilP: all of them
  633. [2012-01-19 14:47:01] <EvilP> well you have fun attacking that tree
  634. [2012-01-19 14:47:11] <Arkeus> TactfulWatcher: i thikn they do
  635. [2012-01-19 14:47:49] <Arkeus> EvilP: one of your idea is for us to try to soul guise while shooting at ourself, another is to drop the bubble and maybe get knowcked out
  636. [2012-01-19 14:47:50] <Arkeus> so, no
  637. [2012-01-19 14:47:58] <Abeo> Yeah, I'm also not to keen on any of those plans. Well, the abandon ship one is decent enough, iguess
  638. [2012-01-19 14:48:24] <Abeo> Wish we had some grenades on us
  639. [2012-01-19 14:48:45] <Arkeus> We always wish that
  640. [2012-01-19 14:48:49] <Arkeus> :-(
  641. [2012-01-19 14:49:09] <Abeo> We need a charm that produces a grenade every hour
  642. [2012-01-19 14:49:16] <Abeo> To a maximum of 5
  643. [2012-01-19 14:49:23] <TactfulWatcher> Why so low?
  644. [2012-01-19 14:49:28] <Arkeus> pfff, we need a battery charm for our soul abuility
  645. [2012-01-19 14:49:33] <Abeo> Restrictions make it cheaper/more feasible
  646. [2012-01-19 14:49:34] <Arkeus> so that we can use soul grenades
  647. [2012-01-19 14:50:10] <Abeo> Also restrict the grenades so they only remain functional outside of a 5-foot radius of the mother charm for 1 minute
  648. [2012-01-19 14:51:30] <SemanticSphinx> Armas; he lays grenades like a chicken. Grisha then mates with him, cause grenades
  649. [2012-01-19 14:51:31] <Arkeus> pfff
  650. [2012-01-19 14:51:40] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/991
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  652. [2012-01-19 14:53:33] <Abeo> Inquiring minds must know: are we in some sort of tree-nest, or on the ground.
  653. [2012-01-19 14:53:51] <Arkeus> http://imgur.com/gallery/QrH9v ah amerifags
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  655. [2012-01-19 14:54:26] <Arkeus> Abeo: i really think if we were i na tree nest bob would have mentionned it
  656. [2012-01-19 14:54:34] <Arkeus> especially if the tree is the dreamer
  657. [2012-01-19 14:54:46] <Abeo> Pfff probably
  658. [2012-01-19 14:55:19] <Abeo> So what's our plan?
  659. [2012-01-19 14:55:28] <TactfulWatcher> Let's not try to discredit a perfectly good hypothesis just because Bob didn't mention it specifically.
  660. [2012-01-19 14:55:30] <Abeo> attack all the monkeys with everything we've got?
  661. [2012-01-19 14:56:00] <Arkeus> TactfulWatcher: he didn't mention it at all
  662. [2012-01-19 14:56:17] <Arkeus> I still think the monkeys are a channel for something else
  663. [2012-01-19 14:56:27] <TactfulWatcher> He mentioned a nest, and nests make me think trees.
  664. [2012-01-19 14:56:28] <Abeo> We know that there's at least one tree. Cause a monkey's in it. But we're in a jungle, trees are everywhere
  665. [2012-01-19 14:56:33] <SemanticSphinx> Well, our heavy handed approach could just be to destroy the nest and the monkeys with it
  666. [2012-01-19 14:56:34] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4CENTURION: permission to hug?
  667. [2012-01-19 14:56:41] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 5Just be aware I DO have a sword.
  668. [2012-01-19 14:56:43] <Arkeus> Honestly, i am tempted to have SB ask whaitiri to empower his shadowmere and stikes at a point where all four shadows of the monkeys meet
  669. [2012-01-19 14:56:45] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Noted.
  670. [2012-01-19 14:57:17] <SemanticSphinx> Ark... that actually doesn't sound bad
  671. [2012-01-19 14:57:24] <Abeo> I think it does
  672. [2012-01-19 14:57:24] <Arkeus> Mr_TrouserSnake: SB can empower his shadowmere right?
  673. [2012-01-19 14:57:26] <SemanticSphinx> I'm sure Dreamer is a good meal
  674. [2012-01-19 14:57:36] <Arkeus> yeah, very good meal
  675. [2012-01-19 14:58:00] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Aw sweet, I found my Iphone! Now I just need to go get it, and.... oh. http://i.imgur.com/po9Qk.jpg
  676. [2012-01-19 14:58:03] <Arkeus> I also think there should be a way for hummingbird to eat the dreamer's soul
  677. [2012-01-19 14:58:04] <Abeo> Or horribad meal
  678. [2012-01-19 14:58:05] <Arkeus> instant mythic!
  679. [2012-01-19 14:58:43] <Abeo> The situation is pretty time-sensitive
  680. [2012-01-19 14:59:06] <Arkeus> Yes, which is why we need a plan on which Armas can act right now
  681. [2012-01-19 14:59:17] <Arkeus> SB can do the shadowmere thing quick
  682. [2012-01-19 14:59:19] <Arkeus> if he can do at all
  683. [2012-01-19 14:59:26] <Arkeus> in fact, that's our quickest way
  684. [2012-01-19 14:59:28] <Abeo> Killing the monkeys is all that comes to mind, immediately
  685. [2012-01-19 14:59:31] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Arkeus, why are you so bent on something that's mind-bogglingly hard to do-making a non-cannibal, non-soul absorbing entity absorb another soul against it's consent.
  686. [2012-01-19 14:59:32] <Abeo> Fair point
  687. [2012-01-19 14:59:36] <Arkeus> But i REALLY want to empower hummingbird
  688. [2012-01-19 14:59:50] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4And I want to rape the moon-but I know that isn't happening.
  689. [2012-01-19 14:59:57] <Arkeus> Mr_TrouserSnake: hey, i am saying it's not practical right now
  690. [2012-01-19 15:00:03] <Arkeus> we would need the consents :-(
  691. [2012-01-19 15:00:09] <SemanticSphinx> ! New villain Ambition recorded
  692. [2012-01-19 15:00:14] <TactfulWatcher> Why rape the moon and not tenderly love it?
  693. [2012-01-19 15:00:15] <Abeo> Armas has a new goal: rape the moon
  694. [2012-01-19 15:00:41] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Then why mention it past acknowledging you can't do it now? That's like arguing with people about 2020 elections or some shit-what does it matter here and now?
  695. [2012-01-19 15:00:46] <SemanticSphinx> Well, Moon is a lady in a lot of myths, old man or rabbit in others
  696. [2012-01-19 15:01:01] <TactfulWatcher> >Rabbit
  697. [2012-01-19 15:01:07] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4And rape instead of tender love because I want a skullfuck/mmonfuck hole I can point to and go 'see that? That's from when I fucked the SHIT out of the moon.'
  698. [2012-01-19 15:01:08] <Abeo> Robo-Lincon for 2020 President!
  699. [2012-01-19 15:01:21] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4moonfuck, not mmonfuck
  700. [2012-01-19 15:01:24] <Arkeus> [19-01 | 22:00:54] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Then why mention it past acknowledging you can't do it now? That's like arguing with people about 2020 elections or some shit-what does it matter here and now? <= in case ironybots goes "i have a suggestion"
  701. [2012-01-19 15:01:25] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4funny type
  702. [2012-01-19 15:01:27] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4typo
  703. [2012-01-19 15:01:27] <Arkeus> *dreaming*
  704. [2012-01-19 15:01:33] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4spelling error.
  705. [2012-01-19 15:01:45] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Ironybot did not seem enthused with this plan-or did I miss something?
  706. [2012-01-19 15:01:57] <SemanticSphinx> So, are we in a tree?
  707. [2012-01-19 15:02:01] <Arkeus> he did not comment. Ironybot does ,not comment before saying his ideas
  708. [2012-01-19 15:02:10] <SemanticSphinx> We aren't, right?
  709. [2012-01-19 15:02:21] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4You are not in a tree, you are at a tree's base
  710. [2012-01-19 15:02:29] <SemanticSphinx> HA
  711. [2012-01-19 15:02:34] <TactfulWatcher> A sungle trees base?
  712. [2012-01-19 15:02:35] <Arkeus> are we at more than a tree's base?
  713. [2012-01-19 15:02:38] <TactfulWatcher> Single*
  714. [2012-01-19 15:02:42] <Arkeus> i mean, more than a single tree's?
  715. [2012-01-19 15:02:51] <SemanticSphinx> Typos everywhere
  716. [2012-01-19 15:03:11] <Arkeus> http://imgur.com/gallery/CyxP8 hey Bob
  717. [2012-01-19 15:03:17] <Abeo> I think it is more important to ask if the monkeys are near more than one tree's base
  718. [2012-01-19 15:04:21] <Arkeus> that's what we are asking Abeo
  719. [2012-01-19 15:05:11] <Abeo> No it isn't
  720. [2012-01-19 15:05:21] <Abeo> you asked if "we" were, which isn't quite teh same thing
  721. [2012-01-19 15:05:39] <Arkeus> because that's including all of us
  722. [2012-01-19 15:05:43] <Arkeus> wich is better, actually
  723. [2012-01-19 15:05:54] <Abeo> That requires one to assume you include the monkeys in "we"
  724. [2012-01-19 15:05:55] <SemanticSphinx> Actually where armas is, is more important than the monkeys
  725. [2012-01-19 15:06:03] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Well, seeing as how you're in the AMAZON RAINFOREST, it's kinda hard to be near JUST one tree
  726. [2012-01-19 15:06:21] <SemanticSphinx> Cuase he feels like like he is on top of the dreamer.
  727. [2012-01-19 15:06:22] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Yes you are in a small clearing-but depending on how proximal a tree has to be to be 'near' you there's plenty more than the one.
  728. [2012-01-19 15:06:47] <SemanticSphinx> Ok, lets just destroy everything, Hmmm?
  729. [2012-01-19 15:06:53] <Abeo> Sounds like a plan
  730. [2012-01-19 15:06:58] <Arkeus> http://imgur.com/gallery/kEeNI heh
  731. [2012-01-19 15:07:04] <Arkeus> i like the shadowmere plan too
  732. [2012-01-19 15:07:05] <Arkeus> for SB
  733. [2012-01-19 15:07:15] <SemanticSphinx> Sake can cut the tree, Shadowbro cut shadows and Armas can flip out
  734. [2012-01-19 15:07:15] <Arkeus> but that's just for him
  735. [2012-01-19 15:07:22] <SemanticSphinx> Cut TREES
  736. [2012-01-19 15:07:25] <SemanticSphinx> All of them
  737. [2012-01-19 15:07:41] <Arkeus> Armas can wave his dick around and windblades with sake's help
  738. [2012-01-19 15:11:15] <MrTT> maybe the dreamer is a parasite inside one of the monkeys
  739. [2012-01-19 15:11:35] <MrTT> "<SemanticSphinx> Ok, lets just destroy everything, Hmmm?" - i did say earlier our best bet is to drop a black hole and shadowport away
  740. [2012-01-19 15:11:50] <TactfulWatcher> That would work fairly well.
  741. [2012-01-19 15:11:56] <SemanticSphinx> We'd need a sure bet
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  743. [2012-01-19 15:11:59] <Arkeus> Well, we lost our bet with IT
  744. [2012-01-19 15:12:07] <Arkeus> Well, we lost the bet IT made against us
  745. [2012-01-19 15:12:17] <Arkeus> Because too many people were whining about kissing old dudes
  746. [2012-01-19 15:12:28] <MrTT> what bet?
  747. [2012-01-19 15:12:37] <MrTT> and why are they whining?
  748. [2012-01-19 15:13:15] <Arkeus> When I feel a little piece of me die as rough old wrinkled hands festooned with positively frigid rings is fondly wrapped about my testicles after furtively being slipped down my pants as his eyes lock on mine from scant few inches away.
  749. [2012-01-19 15:13:15] <Arkeus> >"Ah, I am so happy you split me off from you-I don't have to FEEL that. Also, you dropped your Soul Guise."
  750. [2012-01-19 15:13:15] <Arkeus> >[Iron Trick]"Knew it."
  751. [2012-01-19 15:13:51] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4How high is this dog? http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1327006558778.gif
  752. [2012-01-19 15:15:00] <SemanticSphinx> Well, I can't tell, could be on a mountain or anything. :P
  753. [2012-01-19 15:16:13] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I didn't ask how high UP the dog was, so implicitly my meaning was easily interpretable in a divergent manner, and I believe you knew this, Semantical man.
  754. [2012-01-19 15:16:14] <MrTT> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyDHaKtROZo
  755. [2012-01-19 15:16:16] <Classhole> MrTT: The Golf War - length 2m 52s - rated 4.92/5.0 (17667) - 306 views - freddiew on 2012.01.19
  756. [2012-01-19 15:16:46] <MrTT> @ark: but what was the bet
  757. [2012-01-19 15:18:11] <Arkeus> unknown
  758. [2012-01-19 15:18:16] <Arkeus> WE didn't bet
  759. [2012-01-19 15:18:19] <Arkeus> he bet against us
  760. [2012-01-19 15:21:33] <Arkeus> http://www.smbc-comics.com/?db=comics&id=1262#comic
  761. [2012-01-19 15:27:05] <Arkeus> http://imgur.com/gallery/Ydo4J
  762. [2012-01-19 15:28:14] <Abeo> Goddamn.
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  766. [2012-01-19 15:37:26] <MrTT> 802.11b router
  767. [2012-01-19 15:37:56] <Arkeus> hey grail
  768. [2012-01-19 15:38:02] <Arkeus> need help for armas not to die?
  769. [2012-01-19 15:41:37] <Conil> Not-dying is always good
  770. [2012-01-19 15:41:38] <mib_w3f5t3> Don't do the shooting yourself plan
  771. [2012-01-19 15:41:44] <ManAsleep> Shoot your...
  772. [2012-01-19 15:41:45] <ManAsleep> oh.
  773. [2012-01-19 15:41:46] <Conil> ...Wait, what?
  774. [2012-01-19 15:41:47] <ManAsleep> nevermind.
  775. [2012-01-19 15:41:52] <Arkeus> yeah, Evil's p plan is kinda crazy
  776. [2012-01-19 15:42:00] <Conil> Do I even want to know?
  777. [2012-01-19 15:42:06] <mib_w3f5t3> It's in the thread
  778. [2012-01-19 15:42:08] <Arkeus> he also has a "lessen soul buble and see jw far you fly"
  779. [2012-01-19 15:42:16] <mib_w3f5t3> So you'll find out even if you don't want to.
  780. [2012-01-19 15:44:06] <Conil> ...'Shoot yourself to fake the dead'?
  781. [2012-01-19 15:44:16] <Conil> ...
  782. [2012-01-19 15:44:28] <Conil> I can't even think of what to say to that.
  783. [2012-01-19 15:44:34] <Conil> Except 'No'
  784. [2012-01-19 15:44:38] <Arkeus> because what we NEED right now is to injure ourself
  785. [2012-01-19 15:45:10] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4RIGHT after SB cautioned you have shit for power for the most important of your 'mortal wound regeneration' bloodlines
  786. [2012-01-19 15:45:30] <Conil> SUST time!
  787. [2012-01-19 15:45:34] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4It's impressively stupid.
  788. [2012-01-19 15:45:38] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4You can't see it.
  789. [2012-01-19 15:45:41] <Conil> Indeed.
  790. [2012-01-19 15:45:44] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4But I'm golf clapping for him.
  791. [2012-01-19 15:45:48] <Arkeus> lol
  792. [2012-01-19 15:45:51] <ManAsleep> Harrah!
  793. [2012-01-19 15:45:52] * Conil laughs
  794. [2012-01-19 15:45:58] <mib_w3f5t3> If I were to suggest I would go for something nonlethal to avoid a Duke beatdown myself
  795. [2012-01-19 15:46:04] <mib_w3f5t3> Someone suggested mentioning Amen
  796. [2012-01-19 15:46:13] <mib_w3f5t3> If that has the appropriate reaction his mouth will be agape
  797. [2012-01-19 15:46:18] <mib_w3f5t3> Snatch his cigar
  798. [2012-01-19 15:46:22] <Conil> I did. If only to make him hesitate.
  799. [2012-01-19 15:46:23] <Arkeus> That might help keep ourself alive
  800. [2012-01-19 15:46:24] <mib_w3f5t3> Waft under monkey noses
  801. [2012-01-19 15:46:33] <ManAsleep> Or we could just die.
  802. [2012-01-19 15:46:35] <ManAsleep> There is that.
  803. [2012-01-19 15:46:37] <mib_w3f5t3> Watch as all four monkeys awake and are high as fuck
  804. [2012-01-19 15:46:46] <mib_w3f5t3> The entire forest erupts into chaos
  805. [2012-01-19 15:46:53] <Conil> 'Amen' seems the sort of thing that people pause at being reminded of
  806. [2012-01-19 15:46:58] <mib_w3f5t3> Or we'll be stopped before we grab the cigar
  807. [2012-01-19 15:47:04] <Conil> ...
  808. [2012-01-19 15:47:07] <mib_w3f5t3> Punched in the throat so hard we are decapitated
  809. [2012-01-19 15:47:09] <Conil> What? XD
  810. [2012-01-19 15:47:11] <mib_w3f5t3> And thread end
  811. [2012-01-19 15:47:16] <Arkeus> ;_;
  812. [2012-01-19 15:47:35] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Duke... IS a very strong man.
  813. [2012-01-19 15:47:46] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4He is fully capable of punching heads clean off of standing people
  814. [2012-01-19 15:47:54] <Conil> ...Yay.
  815. [2012-01-19 15:48:03] <mib_w3f5t3> So really I would try to kill any of them
  816. [2012-01-19 15:48:11] <mib_w3f5t3> At least at first
  817. [2012-01-19 15:48:24] <Arkeus> yeah, i expected him being able to get head
  818. [2012-01-19 15:48:35] <Arkeus> mib_w3f5t3: would NOT?
  819. [2012-01-19 15:48:46] <Sanity_Flake> Hooray decapitation fists
  820. [2012-01-19 15:49:27] <mib_w3f5t3> would not
  821. [2012-01-19 15:49:28] <mib_w3f5t3> Yes
  822. [2012-01-19 15:49:30] <Sanity_Flake> And AORB's defenses are probably high enough to detect the blood link to Amen, if we reach out to it again
  823. [2012-01-19 15:49:35] <Conil> Anyway, I assume we still have to SUST the impressive stupidity?
  824. [2012-01-19 15:49:46] <Arkeus> You really are mixing up your nots lately
  825. [2012-01-19 15:49:58] <Conil> Or is it to the point where it automatically isn't going to be put into effect?
  826. [2012-01-19 15:49:59] <Arkeus> Yeah, we'll sust it
  827. [2012-01-19 15:50:12] <Conil> It's academic anyway, yeah. XP
  828. [2012-01-19 15:50:12] <Arkeus> Armas had done impressively stupid shit
  829. [2012-01-19 15:50:20] <Abeo> Duke told us that he would have to stop us if we approached teh Dreamer, and we have
  830. [2012-01-19 15:50:25] <Abeo> also that he is bad at holding back
  831. [2012-01-19 15:50:45] <Abeo> Trying a non-lethal awakkening is only marginally less risky than a lethal one, as far as I can see
  832. [2012-01-19 15:51:05] <Abeo> Unless it takes significantly more time, in which case it is drastically more dangerous
  833. [2012-01-19 15:51:11] <Sanity_Flake> Welp, we've "approached" the Dreamer already
  834. [2012-01-19 15:51:19] <Sanity_Flake> Time to say fuck this shit to his warning and end this fast
  835. [2012-01-19 15:51:46] <Abeo> Hope that his deal expires at the same time as the Dreamer does, and that he has no personal interest in killing us
  836. [2012-01-19 15:51:52] <Conil> Yeah, about the only thing to do is charge on, and hope he won't kill us anyway
  837. [2012-01-19 15:52:17] <Arkeus> Abeo: we have ways to get away fast, though
  838. [2012-01-19 15:52:23] <Abeo> I half suspect he's some sort of Hell-beast in disguise
  839. [2012-01-19 15:52:33] <Arkeus> SB sending one of his shadows away and shadowporting us miles away, for one
  840. [2012-01-19 15:52:35] <Abeo> I think his ways of getting around are faster
  841. [2012-01-19 15:52:37] <Arkeus> or sake flying us out
  842. [2012-01-19 15:52:41] <MrTT> I have so many fond memories of this game http://www.gog.com/en/gamecard/syndicate
  843. [2012-01-19 15:52:57] <Arkeus> Abeo: given he is just 'behing' us, i agree
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  845. [2012-01-19 15:55:16] <mib_w3f5t3> If we're going to attack I'll just say shooting is probably by far the slowest way we could do this.
  846. [2012-01-19 15:55:39] <Abeo> True.
  847. [2012-01-19 15:56:05] <MrTT> evil P's plan of shooting self isn't just a SUST worthy... its STFUST
  848. [2012-01-19 15:56:06] <mib_w3f5t3> Sake could probably decapitate them all with a single wind blade if needed.
  849. [2012-01-19 15:56:16] * Conil snrks
  850. [2012-01-19 15:56:16] <Abeo> Something I'd attempt in tandum with our brother's efforts anyway, just in case their efforts are somehow intercepted
  851. [2012-01-19 15:56:17] <Arkeus> mib_w3f5t3: i was sleeping, for SB, to have him ask whaitiri to empower his shadowmere and he stabs a point where all four shadows of the monkeys converge
  852. [2012-01-19 15:56:26] <Arkeus> i was thiunking
  853. [2012-01-19 15:56:27] <Arkeus> orz
  854. [2012-01-19 15:56:28] <Sanity_Flake> holy shit megaupload got taken down
  855. [2012-01-19 15:56:32] <Arkeus> yeah
  856. [2012-01-19 15:56:35] <Arkeus> America~~~
  857. [2012-01-19 15:56:41] <MrTT> So, if armas loses his head by having it punched off... does his head grow a new body or his body a new head?
  858. [2012-01-19 15:56:42] <mib_w3f5t3> You're welcome
  859. [2012-01-19 15:56:48] <mib_w3f5t3> We die
  860. [2012-01-19 15:56:55] <mib_w3f5t3> We have no energy to regenerate or revive
  861. [2012-01-19 15:56:58] <MrTT> yea i heard about megaupload
  862. [2012-01-19 15:57:16] <MrTT> Right now at this moment we die since we drained our winter bloodline (what were we tihnking?)
  863. [2012-01-19 15:57:20] <Abeo> I would hope his head grows a new body, what with our eye being in it
  864. [2012-01-19 15:57:40] <MrTT> ideally both... can't have too many armases
  865. [2012-01-19 15:57:53] <Sanity_Flake> Right now, our regen isn't high enough for insta-fatal injuries
  866. [2012-01-19 15:58:09] <Arkeus> even fo non-sinta fatal, i expect
  867. [2012-01-19 15:58:10] <MrTT> but anyways, right now we die but the hypothetical decap can happen at a time when our winter bloodline is at full power for a resurrection
  868. [2012-01-19 15:58:11] <Abeo> One flaw in our new tiered plan system: it lends itself to consuming more resources than otherwise
  869. [2012-01-19 15:58:47] <mib_w3f5t3> I'd rather not direct attention away from the important topic to discuss whether or not we regrow heads or regrow bodies.
  870. [2012-01-19 15:58:54] <Arkeus> ^
  871. [2012-01-19 15:58:55] <Sanity_Flake> But that's if our body gets completely destroyed
  872. [2012-01-19 15:59:05] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4MrTT: I guess you'll have to get some empirical evidence to find out.
  873. [2012-01-19 15:59:18] <MrTT> well, it is bound to happen SOME time and bob would have to decide which happens
  874. [2012-01-19 15:59:22] <Abeo> "Hey Camella, can you help me with an experiment?"
  875. [2012-01-19 15:59:30] <MrTT> @trouser snake: That is a good idea... lets experiment
  876. [2012-01-19 15:59:32] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4'Hold my beer'
  877. [2012-01-19 15:59:33] <Sanity_Flake> I need you to burn my body
  878. [2012-01-19 15:59:55] <Abeo> Our eye is an annoying liability
  879. [2012-01-19 16:00:20] <MrTT> you know what... we should anchor our soul to the demiplane... heck keep the majority of it IN the demiplane and reach out to puppet the body
  880. [2012-01-19 16:00:31] <mib_w3f5t3> It's also an incredibly useful and powerful tool.
  881. [2012-01-19 16:00:39] <mib_w3f5t3> So take the good with the bad.
  882. [2012-01-19 16:00:50] <Abeo> We need some way of making the demiplane independant of our eye
  883. [2012-01-19 16:01:01] <SemanticSphinx> D:
  884. [2012-01-19 16:01:05] <SemanticSphinx> ARE YOU MAD
  885. [2012-01-19 16:01:06] <MrTT> its a liabiltiy the same way that IT or the mere are... in that it is so incredibly valuable and useful we do not want to lose it
  886. [2012-01-19 16:01:23] <MrTT> ><Abeo> We need some way of making the demiplane independant of our eye - that i totally agree with
  887. [2012-01-19 16:01:33] <MrTT> stabalize it within our very soul
  888. [2012-01-19 16:01:35] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Sitting dog http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1327006041022.jpg
  889. [2012-01-19 16:02:15] <Abeo> Might be able to end up with a metaphorical soul-eye
  890. [2012-01-19 16:02:26] <Abeo> Problem Camella?
  891. [2012-01-19 16:02:31] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Yes, make the Demiplane independent of a sealed container that Einrik AND Ogrimir have worked on and can block AMEN from detecting HIS OWN SHIT inside of it.... yeah, that sounds like a good idea, I'm sure something of that quality of construction's easily found.
  892. [2012-01-19 16:02:32] <MrTT> so... as an intenral flesh manipulator armas can alter his body.... how big exactly is he going to make his penis?
  893. [2012-01-19 16:02:59] <Abeo> hey, I didn't say anyting about doing it anytime soon
  894. [2012-01-19 16:03:12] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4The answer, MrTT, is shut the fuck up you misogynistic pedophile Twilight fan that needs more vampires in their anecdotes.
  895. [2012-01-19 16:03:15] <MrTT> we need to do some klein bottle type bullshit where the physical component of the eye get taken into the demiplane itself
  896. [2012-01-19 16:03:34] <MrTT> >that needs more vampires - you guys will never let me live this down eh?
  897. [2012-01-19 16:03:36] <Conil> ...
  898. [2012-01-19 16:03:37] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4No
  899. [2012-01-19 16:03:42] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I still don't know WHY you told us this
  900. [2012-01-19 16:03:48] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4You HAD to know we'd run with it.
  901. [2012-01-19 16:03:54] <MrTT> also whats with the other stuff. I am not any of "misogynistic pedophile Twilight fan"
  902. [2012-01-19 16:04:03] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4You clearly are.
  903. [2012-01-19 16:04:12] <MrTT> Twilight is clearly the most offensive one btw
  904. [2012-01-19 16:04:16] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I know
  905. [2012-01-19 16:04:28] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Twilight's always the most offensive one
  906. [2012-01-19 16:04:30] <Abeo> It sort of incompasses the other two
  907. [2012-01-19 16:04:48] <MrTT> twilight is misogynistic?
  908. [2012-01-19 16:04:57] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I have been told it oddly is
  909. [2012-01-19 16:04:59] <Abeo> Depends on your viewpoint
  910. [2012-01-19 16:05:00] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I have not read it
  911. [2012-01-19 16:05:00] <Arkeus> yeah
  912. [2012-01-19 16:05:03] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4so I can't verify
  913. [2012-01-19 16:05:06] <MrTT> well... there ARE self hating women out there
  914. [2012-01-19 16:05:10] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4but that's what has been bandied about
  915. [2012-01-19 16:05:12] <Arkeus> but everything i heard about it says it is
  916. [2012-01-19 16:05:17] <Abeo> And she IS a mormon
  917. [2012-01-19 16:05:18] <MrTT> I also have not read it
  918. [2012-01-19 16:05:19] <Abeo> Just saying
  919. [2012-01-19 16:05:35] <MrTT> are you guys familiar with the fan fiction critic?
  920. [2012-01-19 16:06:06] <MrTT> http://www.youtube.com/user/AFanFictionCritic?feature=watch
  921. [2012-01-19 16:06:13] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I kinda feel like I should read twilight. OBJECTIVELY, is it right to rip on something just because of what others said, and not your own, personal views? Do we actually KNOW the books are bad? No, of course not. We have plenty of reason to believe so, but no hard evidence.
  922. [2012-01-19 16:06:25] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4That, and I'd have so much more material to rip it with.
  923. [2012-01-19 16:06:41] <mib_w3f5t3> But are you willing to subject yourself to that?
  924. [2012-01-19 16:06:44] <ManAsleep> I feel this way, too, Bob.
  925. [2012-01-19 16:06:47] <Ralith> sounds like a waste of time
  926. [2012-01-19 16:06:48] <ManAsleep> I feel this way too.
  927. [2012-01-19 16:06:48] <MrTT> While I technically agree with you, just seeing overall summaries and snippets of it is enough to make me want to douse my brain in gasoline
  928. [2012-01-19 16:06:51] <Sanity_Flake> Don't we all!
  929. [2012-01-19 16:07:23] <Abeo> Werewolf cesarean
  930. [2012-01-19 16:07:27] <Abeo> 'Nuff said
  931. [2012-01-19 16:08:23] <MrTT> for example... i have seen excerpts of the birth scene http://pregnant.thebump.com/fertility-pregnancy-parenting-news/stuff-we-love/blogs/breaking-dawn-birth-scene.aspx
  932. [2012-01-19 16:08:39] <MrTT> Edwards fucking performs an impromptu caeserrian... with his teeth
  933. [2012-01-19 16:08:51] <MrTT> dammit abeo fucking ninjad my point
  934. [2012-01-19 16:09:35] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4And Armas got fondled by an old man after losing gay chicken
  935. [2012-01-19 16:09:37] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4context can matter
  936. [2012-01-19 16:10:10] <Sanity_Flake> So, how high is 'cut my balls off and regrow them' on Armas' 'to do list'?
  937. [2012-01-19 16:10:24] <mib_w3f5t3> Not very I'd imagine
  938. [2012-01-19 16:11:04] <Abeo> Yeah, but I had a factual innacuracy. So there's that
  939. [2012-01-19 16:11:05] <ManAsleep> Yeah.
  940. [2012-01-19 16:11:10] <ManAsleep> Just something that happened.
  941. [2012-01-19 16:11:45] <ManAsleep> 'I was fondled by a creepy old man and I need to work on repressing the 'creepy old man' bit, maybe give those memories to my hetero-hoarding shadow-brother.
  942. [2012-01-19 16:11:57] <Abeo> Okay, but as soon as the infant sees the werewolf dude they apparently fall in soul love or some shit. And the infant is supposed to grow to full adult maturity in, like, 5-7 years or some shit
  943. [2012-01-19 16:12:42] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_apb7EcsWgc
  944. [2012-01-19 16:12:43] <Classhole> Mr_TrouserSnake: Avicii - Super Mario World Levels (Full Version) - length 3m 49s - rated 4.97/5.0 (1415) - 39317 views - jwktje on 2012.01.17
  945. [2012-01-19 16:12:54] <Abeo> Which has got to be the creepiest way to make sure all the main cast ends up in a relationship ever.
  946. [2012-01-19 16:13:14] <Sanity_Flake> It's creepy, Bella picking the sparkly gay vamp over the werewolf, who then falls in love with their daughter
  947. [2012-01-19 16:13:15] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4EVER?
  948. [2012-01-19 16:13:24] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Be careful with the word EVER
  949. [2012-01-19 16:13:30] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4there is a a great deal covered by EVER
  950. [2012-01-19 16:13:37] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4in fact, everything.
  951. [2012-01-19 16:13:46] <Abeo> fine.
  952. [2012-01-19 16:14:01] <Abeo> one of the creepiest ways to make sure all the main cast ends up in a relationship ever.
  953. [2012-01-19 16:14:52] <MrTT> 1. Armas' gay chicken indiscretion is probably the low point of ther quest. 2. Armas' gay chicken was horrible, but not nearly as bad as vampire teeth induced caeserrian. 3. While context matter, the context of both was retardation. 4. Armas is a character in a game controlled by anonymous internet nerds... twilight is a horrible bottom of the barrel fanfic pretending to be a real literary work
  954. [2012-01-19 16:15:52] <MrTT> @Sanity: there is an explanation... you see the creepy sparkly vampire? nobody liked him cause he is a shit. And bella did fall in love with the werewolf... and he was perfect. So the author was facing a problem, how can she possible justify bella going back to edwards... so out of nowhere the werewolf guy tries to rape bella
  955. [2012-01-19 16:16:07] <ManAsleep> TT, I would argue that ti's fanfiction. What it's orgional work?
  956. [2012-01-19 16:16:15] <MrTT> Even thuogh bella was practically begging for his wolfcock until he gets too agressive
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  958. [2012-01-19 16:16:43] <MrTT> The original work would be dracula or any other vamp book
  959. [2012-01-19 16:16:54] <Abeo> Allegedly the whole story was inspired by a dream where the author met some sparkly douchebag in a meadow or something
  960. [2012-01-19 16:17:34] <Burrowed_Lurker> Oh come on, that has to be bullshit
  961. [2012-01-19 16:17:42] <MrTT> even if it is true, the dream was inspired by vampire / werewolf fiction... only put through a horrible filter of shittness
  962. [2012-01-19 16:17:44] <ManAsleep> No, that's what she says.
  963. [2012-01-19 16:17:58] <MrTT> and yea that sounds like a fucking lie
  964. [2012-01-19 16:18:12] <Abeo> I rad an exerpt of an interview she was in
  965. [2012-01-19 16:18:14] <SemanticSphinx> Does someone need to die
  966. [2012-01-19 16:18:17] <ManAsleep> So, TT, what you're saying is 'all werewolf/vampire fiction is based of The Vampyre'?
  967. [2012-01-19 16:18:29] <Sanity_Flake> That's....ugh, I can't find the appropriate word to describe that
  968. [2012-01-19 16:18:44] <Sanity_Flake> It's something more than "bullshit"
  969. [2012-01-19 16:18:46] <ManAsleep> Or 'Barny the Vampire
  970. [2012-01-19 16:19:02] <Abeo> She admitted that the guy in the dream probably wasn't a vampire, but she didn't know what else to call him so that's what he became
  971. [2012-01-19 16:19:04] <SemanticSphinx> Cause I heard Dracula in a sentance with other, inferior things that do not have vampires, so that might warrent me killing someone, maybe
  972. [2012-01-19 16:19:43] <SemanticSphinx> It's kinda sad really
  973. [2012-01-19 16:19:55] <SemanticSphinx> I mean, Dracula is a good book
  974. [2012-01-19 16:20:17] <SemanticSphinx> And the vampires in that have interesting powers and weaknesses
  975. [2012-01-19 16:20:40] =-= SemanticSphinx is now known as RantingSphinx
  976. [2012-01-19 16:21:07] <RantingSphinx> RantRantRant Vampires were better in the old days RantRantRant
  977. [2012-01-19 16:21:15] <MrTT> 1. yes 2. being based on other work of fiction does not make it a fan fic... There are a variety of things in a fan fic, all of which twilight has... just like not every religion is a cult. 1. Twilight revolves around this perfect girl (mary sue) who is actually a total unlikable bitch. the world literally revolves around her (mary sue)... 2. Twilight take exist concepts (werewolves and vamps) and turns them into slash-fic romance.
  978. [2012-01-19 16:21:16] <MrTT> 3. Twilight takes evil and turns into into good in a ham fisted manner (vamps are awesome because they sparkly, and are beutiful, and watch you while you sleep which is romantic... also all their victims are muggles so who cares).
  979. [2012-01-19 16:21:17] <MrTT> etc
  980. [2012-01-19 16:21:29] <ManAsleep> Yes, they sparkled and walked in the sunlight, back in the old days.
  981. [2012-01-19 16:22:34] <RantingSphinx> Cause Vampires are totally made of diamonds
  982. [2012-01-19 16:22:36] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Yeah MrTT, I'm going to go ahead and ignore you and your claim Twilight's a fanfic, and since despite your claims you like to discuss things and find truth, I know you won't actually change your mind-so-
  983. [2012-01-19 16:22:53] <MrTT> all work of "elves" (tall and graceful) and "orcs" are based on tolien without being automatic fanfics... plenty of fanfic features elves
  984. [2012-01-19 16:22:56] <MrTT> its all in the context
  985. [2012-01-19 16:22:59] <mib_w3f5t3> Can we talk about something else
  986. [2012-01-19 16:23:15] <RantingSphinx> How about fruit
  987. [2012-01-19 16:23:20] <mib_w3f5t3> Good topic
  988. [2012-01-19 16:23:27] <MrTT> @bob: I change my mind quite often when presented with evidence
  989. [2012-01-19 16:23:50] <RantingSphinx> Or cutting every tree and monkey down in a lumberjack fueled mad massarce
  990. [2012-01-19 16:23:54] <mib_w3f5t3> This has never happen to my recollection
  991. [2012-01-19 16:23:55] <ManAsleep> >All elves and orcs are based on Tolkien
  992. [2012-01-19 16:23:58] <ManAsleep> Annnd -ignoring-.
  993. [2012-01-19 16:24:12] <MrTT> No manAsleep, I explicitly said MODERN INTERPRETATION
  994. [2012-01-19 16:24:14] <mib_w3f5t3> What's the best fruit you've ever had Sphinx?
  995. [2012-01-19 16:24:20] <MrTT> tolkiet is not the first
  996. [2012-01-19 16:24:29] <MrTT> well, ok i didn't explicitly said it
  997. [2012-01-19 16:24:31] <MrTT> i implied it
  998. [2012-01-19 16:24:33] <MrTT> sorry
  999. [2012-01-19 16:24:39] <RantingSphinx> Difficult to say, I mean, fruits are very different
  1000. [2012-01-19 16:24:48] <Abeo> kiwi
  1001. [2012-01-19 16:24:49] <RantingSphinx> I have a fondness for lemon though
  1002. [2012-01-19 16:24:55] <Sanity_Flake> I am an apple
  1003. [2012-01-19 16:24:57] <MrTT> i MEANT to explicitly say it but left it at mere implication, my bad
  1004. [2012-01-19 16:25:02] <Abeo> anyone who doesn't eat the kiwi skin should be put to death
  1005. [2012-01-19 16:25:09] <mib_w3f5t3> I don't really mean your favorite fruit, but like the best singular fruit eating experience you've had.
  1006. [2012-01-19 16:25:10] <MrTT> i eat kiwi skin
  1007. [2012-01-19 16:25:31] <Abeo> I eat kiwi like I would an apple
  1008. [2012-01-19 16:25:32] <mib_w3f5t3> Everyone has been to a real market at one point, where you get like something really fresh and juicy.
  1009. [2012-01-19 16:25:32] <Sanity_Flake> Wait what? Eating kiwi skin?
  1010. [2012-01-19 16:25:47] <RantingSphinx> Ah, well Lemons are lovely packages of flavour, but honey pomelo was like eating flesh, so awesome
  1011. [2012-01-19 16:25:49] <mib_w3f5t3> Kiwi skin is so good.
  1012. [2012-01-19 16:26:13] <MrTT> speaking of fruit... alien / human hybrids bother the fuck out of me as a biologist... you literally would have an easier time producing half human half apple-tree children by sticking your dick in an apple then you would impregnating an extra terrestrial being
  1013. [2012-01-19 16:26:18] <RantingSphinx> I peel the lemons. Eat them in segments, lose less juices that way
  1014. [2012-01-19 16:26:35] <mib_w3f5t3> I used to eat the lemon skins as a kid.
  1015. [2012-01-19 16:26:40] <ManAsleep> It depends on the Kiwi, for me - as longa s we're talking about the fruit, and not the people - because if the Fruit itself is too hard, it's not that good. Too tart. Ripe? Damn good.
  1016. [2012-01-19 16:27:10] <RantingSphinx> Lemon skins are for ludicrously tasty cakes
  1017. [2012-01-19 16:27:32] <Sanity_Flake> I remember eating Kiwi for the first time...
  1018. [2012-01-19 16:27:45] <Sanity_Flake> Ended up scratching my tongue
  1019. [2012-01-19 16:28:08] <RantingSphinx> Speaking of ripeness, people talk about pears, but I've found plums to be a nightmare, either too hard or disgusting mush
  1020. [2012-01-19 16:28:23] <mib_w3f5t3> It's hard to find a good plum
  1021. [2012-01-19 16:28:29] * RantingSphinx nods
  1022. [2012-01-19 16:28:34] <mib_w3f5t3> I've honestly never had a bad pear though.
  1023. [2012-01-19 16:28:53] <RantingSphinx> Also, oddness, I've drunk blood orange, but never eaten one
  1024. [2012-01-19 16:29:47] <Sanity_Flake> Boiled pears with honey are surprisingly good for when you've got a cold
  1025. [2012-01-19 16:30:14] <ManAsleep> Good to know, Flake.
  1026. [2012-01-19 16:30:36] <RantingSphinx> Pineapple
  1027. [2012-01-19 16:31:03] <mib_w3f5t3> I love good pineapple, and by good I mean not the stuff you get in a can or in a crappy fruit cup.
  1028. [2012-01-19 16:31:27] <RantingSphinx> Fruit cups are aweful, the fruit is always kinda... well bleh
  1029. [2012-01-19 16:32:22] <RantingSphinx> Canned stuff isn't quite as bad if it's been kept in it's own juices, not a shade on the fresh stuff though
  1030. [2012-01-19 16:32:39] <ManAsleep> Honestly, Pineapple...
  1031. [2012-01-19 16:32:45] <ManAsleep> I'm not to fond of.
  1032. [2012-01-19 16:33:03] <RantingSphinx> Well, it is very acid, so I can understand that
  1033. [2012-01-19 16:33:09] <RantingSphinx> ...
  1034. [2012-01-19 16:33:13] <RantingSphinx> Weakling :P
  1035. [2012-01-19 16:33:25] <ManAsleep> I know, it's more the tartness that gets me.
  1036. [2012-01-19 16:33:36] <ManAsleep> Of course, it may just be the juice that turns me off.
  1037. [2012-01-19 16:34:17] <RantingSphinx> So, how do you folks like yer apples, crunchy and juicy is how I go
  1038. [2012-01-19 16:34:38] <ManAsleep> I like mine anystyle. Sometimes a little soft, though.
  1039. [2012-01-19 16:34:41] <ManAsleep> Easier to eat all of it.
  1040. [2012-01-19 16:35:05] <mib_w3f5t3> Mango
  1041. [2012-01-19 16:35:11] <mib_w3f5t3> I love mango slices
  1042. [2012-01-19 16:35:21] <ManAsleep> fuck -YES- mangos.
  1043. [2012-01-19 16:35:32] <ManAsleep> Mangos are gift from gods.
  1044. [2012-01-19 16:35:55] <RantingSphinx> Hm, that puts me in mind of dried fruit
  1045. [2012-01-19 16:35:56] <Sanity_Flake> dat flavor
  1046. [2012-01-19 16:36:06] <Sanity_Flake> Too bad my father is...allergic to mango.
  1047. [2012-01-19 16:36:25] <mib_w3f5t3> I'd hate to have an allergy to fruit
  1048. [2012-01-19 16:36:37] <RantingSphinx> ^
  1049. [2012-01-19 16:36:49] <MrTT> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/mango/
  1050. [2012-01-19 16:36:54] <Ralith> I'm allergic to kiwi skins :(
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  1052. [2012-01-19 16:37:01] <Ralith> which sucks because I love kiwis
  1053. [2012-01-19 16:37:08] <RantingSphinx> Though, I'm just glad I can guzzel milk produce, a lot of people can't
  1054. [2012-01-19 16:37:13] <mib_w3f5t3> People with fruit allergies always need to be so paranoid.
  1055. [2012-01-19 16:37:25] <mib_w3f5t3> Because they mix them together so often.
  1056. [2012-01-19 16:37:37] <Sanity_Flake> You know, it's funny how we went from discussing in-game plans to Twilight, and now Fruits
  1057. [2012-01-19 16:38:11] <mib_w3f5t3> Anything is better than listening to TT lecture about twighlight
  1058. [2012-01-19 16:38:12] <Sanity_Flake> well...I don't think there was much of a "discussion" on Twilight..., but still
  1059. [2012-01-19 16:38:17] <RantingSphinx> Fruit is by far the best topic
  1060. [2012-01-19 16:38:41] <RantingSphinx> Fashion and weather leads to rants
  1061. [2012-01-19 16:38:45] <RantingSphinx> But fruit
  1062. [2012-01-19 16:38:49] <RantingSphinx> Awesome
  1063. [2012-01-19 16:39:06] <Sanity_Flake> The world's united by the awesomeness of the Fruits
  1064. [2012-01-19 16:39:17] <mib_w3f5t3> Fruit pies
  1065. [2012-01-19 16:39:19] <RantingSphinx> The Gobal Fruit League
  1066. [2012-01-19 16:39:29] <mib_w3f5t3> Do they make cranberry pie?
  1067. [2012-01-19 16:40:01] <RantingSphinx> Come to think of it, probably a rl organization called GFL
  1068. [2012-01-19 16:40:28] <Sanity_Flake> >Giulio Fiocchi Lecco an Italian arms Factory
  1069. [2012-01-19 16:40:45] <RantingSphinx> ...
  1070. [2012-01-19 16:40:49] <RantingSphinx> Fancy that
  1071. [2012-01-19 16:40:52] <ManAsleep> Oh, speaking of berries, anyone like Lindonberries?
  1072. [2012-01-19 16:41:21] <RantingSphinx> How about Loganberries
  1073. [2012-01-19 16:41:31] <mib_w3f5t3> I don't think I've had a lindonberry
  1074. [2012-01-19 16:41:59] <ManAsleep> Amazing things.
  1075. [2012-01-19 16:42:26] <ManAsleep> Sorry, let me spell it correctly: Lingonberries
  1076. [2012-01-19 16:44:06] <ManAsleep> partridgeberry from where I was from.
  1077. [2012-01-19 16:46:07] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I have not heard of them before. What type of berry would you most liken it to?
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  1079. [2012-01-19 16:46:50] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4http://ransacktheuniverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/dead-mouse.jpg
  1080. [2012-01-19 16:49:26] <ManAsleep> Tarter then a Cranberry, but kind of close.
  1081. [2012-01-19 16:50:51] <mib_w3f5t3> I might just try some
  1082. [2012-01-19 16:51:04] <mib_w3f5t3> Sounds like it would make a good spread
  1083. [2012-01-19 16:51:26] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Are they predominately eaten as is, or used in a cooking process? Berry pies, muffins, smoothies-what?
  1084. [2012-01-19 16:51:42] <Abeo> Armas needs to eat some delicious delicious kiwis
  1085. [2012-01-19 16:52:20] <mib_w3f5t3> Armas will go to New Zealand and eat Kiwi with a kiwi sauce
  1086. [2012-01-19 16:52:38] <mib_w3f5t3> While being a kiwi himself
  1087. [2012-01-19 16:52:50] <ManAsleep> Ah, Muffins, pies, jams.
  1088. [2012-01-19 16:53:33] <ManAsleep> Ususally used with game dishes, but I've mostly had them with Jams or pies.
  1089. [2012-01-19 16:54:58] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I see
  1090. [2012-01-19 16:55:06] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4maybe I can pick them up at the market, we'll see.
  1091. [2012-01-19 16:55:19] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Certainly, you have piqued my curiosity.
  1092. [2012-01-19 16:55:38] <ManAsleep> I am glad.
  1093. [2012-01-19 16:56:11] <RantingSphinx> Wait, are these things kinda looking like an oblong raspberry?
  1094. [2012-01-19 16:56:35] <ManAsleep> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Vaccinium_vitis-idaea_L..jpg
  1095. [2012-01-19 16:56:39] <ManAsleep> ...if you -squint-?
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  1097. [2012-01-19 16:57:33] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4http://i.imgur.com/9MPH3.jpg
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  1099. [2012-01-19 16:58:11] <RantingSphinx> Ok, not Loganberries, Lingonberries are a different thing, right
  1100. [2012-01-19 16:58:35] <ManAsleep> Yeah, not Loganberries.
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  1103. [2012-01-19 17:17:07] <Sanity_Flake> Uh...guys, don't you think you should at least state why you're susting EvilP's suggestion?
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  1105. [2012-01-19 17:17:59] <Abeo> They got 999 and 000 on those susts too
  1106. [2012-01-19 17:18:03] <Abeo> which amuses me
  1107. [2012-01-19 17:18:09] <Sanity_Flake> weeeeeeelp.
  1108. [2012-01-19 17:18:18] <BUTTZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A2s70Z_LTg&feature=related
  1109. [2012-01-19 17:18:20] <Classhole> BUTTZ: カピバラを連続ヘブン状態に (Scratching many capybaras) - length 3m 5s - rated 4.94/5.0 (1899) - 669729 views - fuafuacapybara on 2010.03.21
  1110. [2012-01-19 17:19:49] <BUTTZ> Anyway I think it'd be funny if Armas just went up to the monkeys and started petting them
  1111. [2012-01-19 17:20:10] <Abeo> Funny, but then he'd probably get his spine torn out
  1112. [2012-01-19 17:20:16] <BUTTZ> Yep
  1113. [2012-01-19 17:20:47] <Abeo> Which, under normal circumstances, would also be funny. but right now Armas'd stay dead
  1114. [2012-01-19 17:20:56] <BUTTZ> Anyway it's pretty clear we only have time to shoot one of these monkeys
  1115. [2012-01-19 17:21:15] <Abeo> Sake and SB are also with us
  1116. [2012-01-19 17:21:20] <BUTTZ> Hummingbro too
  1117. [2012-01-19 17:21:33] <Abeo> I'm uncomfortable with letting Hummingbro leave our person
  1118. [2012-01-19 17:21:56] <BUTTZ> He's fine, he's anchored to Armas' soul
  1119. [2012-01-19 17:21:59] <Abeo> I have the feeling that Duke could actually catch him if he had to
  1120. [2012-01-19 17:22:28] <BUTTZ> So why aren't you worried about Sake too?
  1121. [2012-01-19 17:22:36] <BUTTZ> Sake's slower than Hummingbird
  1122. [2012-01-19 17:22:42] <Abeo> He has ranged attacks
  1123. [2012-01-19 17:22:44] <Sanity_Flake> But he's got no range limit
  1124. [2012-01-19 17:23:37] <sunnyside> If we get our guns shadowported to us i think we could manage two, though Sake seems like the best killer here
  1125. [2012-01-19 17:23:44] <RantingSphinx> Wait
  1126. [2012-01-19 17:23:45] <RantingSphinx> Four
  1127. [2012-01-19 17:23:47] <RantingSphinx> And four
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  1129. [2012-01-19 17:23:58] <RantingSphinx> We can kill all the monkeys
  1130. [2012-01-19 17:23:58] <Abeo> What?
  1131. [2012-01-19 17:24:12] <RantingSphinx> Humming bird, Armas, SB and Sake
  1132. [2012-01-19 17:24:16] <Abeo> Yeah. We can. But we should at least prioritize one overthe others
  1133. [2012-01-19 17:24:29] <RantingSphinx> Simple solution, cut the bloody knot
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  1135. [2012-01-19 17:25:12] <Abeo> Suggest it
  1136. [2012-01-19 17:25:37] <Abeo> I'ma take a nap
  1137. [2012-01-19 17:34:51] <RantingSphinx> Welp. Night all
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  1145. [2012-01-19 17:52:59] <BUTTZ> There just aren't any good pictures of people punching monkeys
  1146. [2012-01-19 17:54:10] <Ironybot> The logs of the last four hours were terrible to read through and, as per usual, I am disappointed in you lot.
  1147. [2012-01-19 17:54:17] <Arkeus> LOL
  1148. [2012-01-19 17:54:22] <Ironybot> Exceptions will be made for certain select individuals.
  1149. [2012-01-19 17:54:24] <Arkeus> also, Dkay wants to call Amen
  1150. [2012-01-19 17:54:37] <Ironybot> Seriously, the Dreamer is a tree now? What?
  1151. [2012-01-19 17:54:44] <Arkeus> I still like my idea of SB using shadowmere to hit all of the monkeys at once
  1152. [2012-01-19 17:54:52] <Arkeus> hitting where their shadows intersect
  1153. [2012-01-19 17:54:52] <Sanity_Flake> Or maybe he's /inside/ the Tree
  1154. [2012-01-19 17:55:01] <Sanity_Flake> We also talked about fruit, Ironybot
  1155. [2012-01-19 17:55:02] <Burrowed_Lurker> woodworm
  1156. [2012-01-19 17:55:11] <Ironybot> Remember our conversation with Ogrimir, where it was established that we could kill the dreamer by putting a bullet in its head?
  1157. [2012-01-19 17:55:22] <Burrowed_Lurker> true
  1158. [2012-01-19 17:55:26] <Ironybot> Its, singular; there is only one Dreamer, and it has only one head.
  1159. [2012-01-19 17:55:32] <Arkeus> anyway, Ironybot, can i have your help in susting calling Amen and having Armas think that Amen still goes free if we die?
  1160. [2012-01-19 17:55:52] <Arkeus> Ironybot: that was Armas saying this as an example
  1161. [2012-01-19 17:55:53] <Ironybot> It is not a distributed entity for our purposes, and it is not any kind of being which lacks a head.
  1162. [2012-01-19 17:56:10] <Arkeus> Ogrimmir never said it had a head
  1163. [2012-01-19 17:56:18] <Arkeus> either
  1164. [2012-01-19 17:56:21] <Arkeus> Armas did
  1165. [2012-01-19 17:56:23] <Ironybot> Ogrimir would have had a VERY strong vested interest in correcting Armas if his example was in any way inapplicable to the situation.
  1166. [2012-01-19 17:56:31] <Sanity_Flake> Okay this is just retarded. Thinking the Dreamer CAN be a tree.
  1167. [2012-01-19 17:56:37] <Arkeus> Oh, i agree
  1168. [2012-01-19 17:56:47] <Arkeus> i am just saying Ogrimmir might not know if it has a head or something
  1169. [2012-01-19 17:56:55] <Arkeus> or that ogrimmir NEVER said anything about it
  1170. [2012-01-19 17:56:57] <Ironybot> Then he would have bloody well said so.
  1171. [2012-01-19 17:58:17] <Ironybot> Different topic, nice work on the fruit conversation, those of you who were responsible for it. That was a well executed maneuver.
  1172. [2012-01-19 17:59:54] <ManAsleep> We try.
  1173. [2012-01-19 18:00:55] <Arkeus> oh?
  1174. [2012-01-19 18:01:12] <ManAsleep> Yes. We love talking about sweet food
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  1176. [2012-01-19 18:03:58] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I am sad I missed my chance to participate in it's full swing. I have a Eureka lemon tree in my back yard, and frequently pluck lemons to eat, rind and all, completely whole. Afterwards I brush my teeth, because as much as I enjoy lemons, that shit will fuck your teeth.
  1177. [2012-01-19 18:04:14] <ManAsleep> True that.
  1178. [2012-01-19 18:04:19] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Best fruit experience was probably this one really weird fruit that I don't even know the name of.
  1179. [2012-01-19 18:04:31] <ManAsleep> Describe?
  1180. [2012-01-19 18:05:48] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4It was covered in a semi-leathery off-red skin with shittons of tendrils extending from it. The fruit itself was roughly 2/3 the size of a kiwi (not counting this strange fruit's tendrils) and the tendrils themselves were around an inch long. Removing this covering revealed a translucent, off-white semi-hard jelly around the seed.
  1181. [2012-01-19 18:06:17] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4It was the first thing I ate in the first experience with munchies I ever had.
  1182. [2012-01-19 18:06:30] <Sanity_Flake> .....
  1183. [2012-01-19 18:06:52] <Sanity_Flake> add that thing in GfH, make dem tendrils blood-needles or something
  1184. [2012-01-19 18:07:11] <ManAsleep> I...I know these food.
  1185. [2012-01-19 18:07:16] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4What is it CALLED?
  1186. [2012-01-19 18:07:17] <ManAsleep> I -think- I've had them.
  1187. [2012-01-19 18:07:21] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I can't remember for the life of me.
  1188. [2012-01-19 18:07:50] <ManAsleep> Not catus fruit...
  1189. [2012-01-19 18:07:59] <Sanity_Flake> Gah, was just about to suggest cactus fruit
  1190. [2012-01-19 18:08:16] <Shifter19> Lychee?
  1191. [2012-01-19 18:08:45] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Looking up Lychee
  1192. [2012-01-19 18:08:46] <ManAsleep> This man has it, I -think-.
  1193. [2012-01-19 18:08:53] <Ironybot> Google image search seems to fit Bob's description.
  1194. [2012-01-19 18:09:03] <ManAsleep> Short tendrils, thoughj
  1195. [2012-01-19 18:09:06] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Not Lychee
  1196. [2012-01-19 18:09:10] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4WAY longer tendrils
  1197. [2012-01-19 18:09:12] <Sanity_Flake> Awww
  1198. [2012-01-19 18:09:17] <Sanity_Flake> Lychee's pretty great too
  1199. [2012-01-19 18:09:25] <Arkeus> i love lychee
  1200. [2012-01-19 18:09:32] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4and this wasn't just one with long tendrils-it was one from a bowl of similarly shaped food. And Lychee are awesome.
  1201. [2012-01-19 18:09:54] <Shifter19> So it wasn't like this: http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium/lychee-fruit-chandelle-hazen.jpg
  1202. [2012-01-19 18:10:07] <BUTTZ> <Ironybot>Exceptions will be made for certain select individuals.
  1203. [2012-01-19 18:10:14] <BUTTZ> Scratching many capybaras is the best video ever
  1204. [2012-01-19 18:10:20] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4I should have looked past the first row of Lychee examples
  1205. [2012-01-19 18:10:48] <Ironybot> It does help to be thorough, yes.
  1206. [2012-01-19 18:10:53] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Also Shifter19, that's not a Lychee. Check the page the picture's on http://fineartamerica.com/featured/lychee-fruit-chandelle-hazen.html
  1207. [2012-01-19 18:11:05] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4It's a Rambutan
  1208. [2012-01-19 18:11:09] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4and I REMEMBER that name
  1209. [2012-01-19 18:11:17] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4so I am fairly confident it's that, rather than Lychee
  1210. [2012-01-19 18:11:22] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4They are closely related.
  1211. [2012-01-19 18:11:59] <ManAsleep> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rambutan
  1212. [2012-01-19 18:12:11] <ManAsleep> Oh come -on-, really?
  1213. [2012-01-19 18:12:20] <ManAsleep> How the heck did you get that right before I posted it
  1214. [2012-01-19 18:12:23] <ManAsleep> Damn wizard.
  1215. [2012-01-19 18:12:53] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 4Because Shifter19 ALMOST got me to believe it was a Lychee. But for once I pursued the notion of due diligence.
  1216. [2012-01-19 18:13:04] <Arkeus> dammit bob :-(
  1217. [2012-01-19 18:13:11] <ManAsleep> Well, I checked Wikicommons, myself.
  1218. [2012-01-19 18:13:12] <Arkeus> what is that digilence thing?
  1219. [2012-01-19 18:13:22] <Ironybot> You wouldn't know.
  1220. [2012-01-19 18:13:23] <ManAsleep> It's being focused and not being distracted.
  1221. [2012-01-19 18:13:30] <Shifter19> They are close enough in taste and texture to be interchangeable.
  1222. [2012-01-19 18:14:12] <ManAsleep> I know this because I was looking up wild polock on wikipedia, and I somehow ending up at 'Dillagence' after I was reading about 'The 1923 revoltion of'...somewhere.
  1223. [2012-01-19 18:15:07] <Sanity_Flake> Ah, wikipedia, always ends with you looking up on stuff completely unrelated to what you originally wanted came for
  1224. [2012-01-19 18:15:20] <ManAsleep> God yes.
  1225. [2012-01-19 18:15:28] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 7I personally disagree in them being interchangeable in flavor and texture, but that is me.
  1226. [2012-01-19 18:15:41] <Mr_TrouserSnake> 8I do not claim this to be true for everyone.
  1227. [2012-01-19 18:16:30] <Shifter19> Yeah, there is some difference, but it isn't much.
  1228. [2012-01-19 18:17:43] <ManAsleep> Clever bob.
  1229. [2012-01-19 18:17:44] <Sanity_Flake> the yellow, it stings
  1230. [2012-01-19 18:17:58] <ManAsleep> The yellow is just a different flavor or texture.
  1231. [2012-01-19 18:19:55] <Shifter19> And speaking of fruit, I once got this unusual branch-like fruit off my Gran, it had black, pea-sized seeds on it's tips, and tasted somewhat like overripe white pear and raisins...
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  1234. [2012-01-19 18:29:11] <Mr_TrouserSnake> http://i.imgur.com/VjkbS.jpg
  1235. [2012-01-19 18:29:29] <A_Mad_Oyster> ...
  1236. [2012-01-19 18:30:08] <A_Mad_Oyster> so plastic-y
  1237. [2012-01-19 18:30:27] <Mr_TrouserSnake> He has impressively entered the Uncanny Valley.
  1238. [2012-01-19 18:37:22] <Arkeus> why the hell did i read 'silicon valley?'
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  1240. [2012-01-19 18:39:30] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I do not know.
  1241. [2012-01-19 18:39:42] <Mr_TrouserSnake> http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1327010770058.jpg
  1242. [2012-01-19 18:40:31] <A_Mad_Oyster> I thought it was sheep...
  1243. [2012-01-19 18:41:00] <BUTTZ> In one sense you're right.
  1244. [2012-01-19 18:41:48] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Those are most certainly sheep of a sort.
  1245. [2012-01-19 18:42:26] =-= Captain-Lightning is now known as Rossco
  1246. [2012-01-19 18:42:35] =-= Rossco is now known as Captain-Lightning
  1247. [2012-01-19 18:45:35] <BUTTZ> http://images.4chan.org/tg/src/1327019696432.jpg
  1248. [2012-01-19 18:45:37] <BUTTZ> I would not do that
  1249. [2012-01-19 18:46:13] <BUTTZ> (actually he's got it on a stick, but perspective makes it look like it's on his torso)
  1250. [2012-01-19 18:46:32] <TactfulWatcher> It looks like it's about to give him the worlds best purple nurple
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  1252. [2012-01-19 18:49:10] <BUTTZ> Man now I want to eat a coconut crab
  1253. [2012-01-19 18:49:16] <Mr_TrouserSnake> PURPLE NURPLE: CRAB STYLE OF THE COCONUT CLAN
  1254. [2012-01-19 18:49:32] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Why is it I still go retarded the moment I have a thought related to martial arts parody?
  1255. [2012-01-19 18:49:41] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I KNOW it happens
  1256. [2012-01-19 18:49:45] <Mr_TrouserSnake> and it keeps happening.
  1257. [2012-01-19 18:51:14] <Mr_TrouserSnake> ...Gabe put 'Ship Simulator' which has a huge focus on ships sinking, on a 75% off sale. Sure, it's probably not related to SWTOR sinking-but I can believe.
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  1259. [2012-01-19 18:53:22] <Abeo> I'd rather SB snap a monkeys neck than mess around with the shadow mere
  1260. [2012-01-19 18:53:54] <BUTTZ> Pretty sure Valve knows how to cash in on the events in the news as well as anyone else
  1261. [2012-01-19 18:54:36] <BUTTZ> Two business days is about right for the reaction time
  1262. [2012-01-19 18:54:49] <Arkeus> <Abeo> I'd rather SB snap a monkeys neck than mess around with the shadow mere <= why though?
  1263. [2012-01-19 18:55:06] <BUTTZ> Og just wanted the Dreamer awake
  1264. [2012-01-19 18:55:15] <Arkeus> mmmh, true enough
  1265. [2012-01-19 18:55:27] <Arkeus> So what do you think is the optimal course of action?
  1266. [2012-01-19 18:55:34] <Arkeus> Having sake cut all of their heads?
  1267. [2012-01-19 18:55:42] <BUTTZ> PUNCH THE MONKEY
  1268. [2012-01-19 18:55:45] <BUTTZ> WIN $20
  1269. [2012-01-19 18:55:48] <Arkeus> seriously
  1270. [2012-01-19 18:55:56] <BUTTZ> $20 IS SERIOUS
  1271. [2012-01-19 18:56:04] <Arkeus> please
  1272. [2012-01-19 18:56:33] <BUTTZ> You know I spent about an hour looking for that old banner ad
  1273. [2012-01-19 18:57:10] <BUTTZ> There's plenty of mention of it in old articles from the 2000-2006 period, but no one bothered to save the banner ad itself
  1274. [2012-01-19 18:59:12] <Abeo> We don't know anything about this Dreamer and I'd rather our brother not go poking it spiritually if it can be helped
  1275. [2012-01-19 19:00:02] <Arkeus> I wanted to do that for whaitiri really
  1276. [2012-01-19 19:00:19] <Arkeus> But, sure, if you think it can overpower our connection to whaitiri you might be right
  1277. [2012-01-19 19:01:22] <Ironybot> There are three major problems before us: Duke is about to (probably) kill us, we lack Winter energy, and we don't know which of the monkeys is the Dreamer. I'm trying to think up a solution to all three, and it's a bitch.
  1278. [2012-01-19 19:01:55] <Arkeus> I am really hoping that Duke won't kill us if the dreamer is awake
  1279. [2012-01-19 19:02:11] <Abeo> Hopefully once the dreamer is dead, Duke's Deal is ended and he no longer has any interest in harming us
  1280. [2012-01-19 19:02:14] <Arkeus> Another possibility is that the Duke won't kill us if he thinks Amen goes free if we die
  1281. [2012-01-19 19:02:23] <Ironybot> If we had a little more time, we could determine which monkey is the Dreamer simply by separating them- Sake could sweep them apart with wind easily enough. And we could probably buy time with Winter energy by boosting our shell, but we don't have enough- and I don't see many other reasonably reliable protective options.
  1282. [2012-01-19 19:02:28] <Abeo> I doubt he gives a shit about what happens in Istanbul
  1283. [2012-01-19 19:02:50] <A_Mad_Oyster> Thing is, he moves fast.
  1284. [2012-01-19 19:02:53] <BUTTZ> Hey how 'bout dem weasel wines?
  1285. [2012-01-19 19:03:00] <Ironybot> ...that might actually work.
  1286. [2012-01-19 19:03:01] <Arkeus> Ironybot: Hummingbird possibly could boost our bubble for a couple of seconds
  1287. [2012-01-19 19:03:03] <Arkeus> though, unsure
  1288. [2012-01-19 19:03:07] <Arkeus> BUTTZ: d'oh
  1289. [2012-01-19 19:03:08] <BUTTZ> Or that little spirit engine in our eye?
  1290. [2012-01-19 19:03:15] <Arkeus> spirit engine isn't done
  1291. [2012-01-19 19:03:16] <Abeo> Not up and running
  1292. [2012-01-19 19:03:18] <A_Mad_Oyster> It's still isn't a spirit engine
  1293. [2012-01-19 19:03:19] <BUTTZ> Nuts to that
  1294. [2012-01-19 19:03:20] <Arkeus> but weasel wine might work
  1295. [2012-01-19 19:03:23] <Ironybot> If we can down a bunch of weasel wine it could pump us full of power. If we can do it fast enough.
  1296. [2012-01-19 19:03:34] <A_Mad_Oyster> I don't think we've got much left...
  1297. [2012-01-19 19:03:38] <Mr_TrouserSnake> There is at least one solution that does not require Weasel Wine, or involve a high chance of Armas being injured, or anyone you give a shit about overtaxing themselves.
  1298. [2012-01-19 19:03:48] <BUTTZ> SURRENDER!
  1299. [2012-01-19 19:03:58] <BUTTZ> Then SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYL
  1300. [2012-01-19 19:04:03] <Abeo> We've still got AT LEAST as much weasle wine as he had when he was born
  1301. [2012-01-19 19:04:25] <BUTTZ> Also I'm learning Spanish
  1302. [2012-01-19 19:04:30] <BUTTZ> Gonna be sweet
  1303. [2012-01-19 19:04:31] <A_Mad_Oyster> I'm clinging on what Bob just said
  1304. [2012-01-19 19:04:35] <Ironybot> Sake could probably simultaneously decapitate all the monkeys with wind blades. That might be the fastest way to end this.
  1305. [2012-01-19 19:05:12] <Abeo> While we try to be a dodgy bastard and SB queus up some teleports?
  1306. [2012-01-19 19:05:21] <Ironybot> Don't want Shadowbro to go stab them, because that would require moving outside our bubble and thus render us vulnerable.
  1307. [2012-01-19 19:05:23] <ManAsleep> Mr_TrouserSnake, is that solution getting a brain full of lead and dying in the wilds of Brazil?
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  1309. [2012-01-19 19:06:04] <Arkeus> ManAsleep: no high chance of Armas being injured
  1310. [2012-01-19 19:06:22] <Abeo> Whistle them awake?
  1311. [2012-01-19 19:06:53] <Abeo> It would really help if we knew ANYTHING about Dreamers, this one in specific, what constitutes Dreaming, etc
  1312. [2012-01-19 19:07:00] <Arkeus> I wonder if we could call down Whaiti here
  1313. [2012-01-19 19:07:02] <Arkeus> but i doubt it
  1314. [2012-01-19 19:07:05] <Ironybot> I'm not really seeking the brilliant, original solution here, but using a weasel-wine fueled energy shield crafted by the hummingbird for the best protection we can get while relying on Sake to kill the monkeys and Shadowbro to prepare evacuation for the lot of us is the highest chance of survival and success that I can think of while relying primarily on main force.
  1315. [2012-01-19 19:07:08] <BUTTZ> Yeah Ironybot's approach is probably the right approach, except instead of decapitation he should go for pithing them
  1316. [2012-01-19 19:07:33] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Ironybot: that sounds like a picture-perfect [Heavy Handed] plan
  1317. [2012-01-19 19:07:48] <Ironybot> Indeed.
  1318. [2012-01-19 19:07:56] <BUTTZ> We want the brains chopped to shit, we don't want to give a shocked Dreamer a chance to heal before it wakes
  1319. [2012-01-19 19:08:01] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I mean really, I could frame that shit and put it on a wall, and point at it and say 'That's how you mock up a heavy handed plan'.
  1320. [2012-01-19 19:08:23] <Ironybot> Thank you.
  1321. [2012-01-19 19:08:40] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I am curious though-Ironybot, have you considered Abeo's plan?
  1322. [2012-01-19 19:09:31] <Arkeus> Btw<, now that SB control two shadows, he can always send one away and teleport us far, far, far away
  1323. [2012-01-19 19:09:35] <Arkeus> like kilometers awat
  1324. [2012-01-19 19:09:39] <Arkeus> well, shadowport
  1325. [2012-01-19 19:09:41] <BUTTZ> The low-cost solution is guessing which of these primates is the right one and just shooting it doesn't it?
  1326. [2012-01-19 19:09:55] <BUTTZ> doesn't = isn't
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  1328. [2012-01-19 19:10:16] <Falconis> so, which monkey do you guys think is the one?
  1329. [2012-01-19 19:10:23] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I am thinking of solutions that don't involve relying on luck
  1330. [2012-01-19 19:10:30] <Abeo> I think it is #2
  1331. [2012-01-19 19:10:40] <Falconis> same
  1332. [2012-01-19 19:10:49] <Ironybot> Which of Abeo's plans are you referencing?
  1333. [2012-01-19 19:10:56] <Abeo> I spit them out like stupid
  1334. [2012-01-19 19:11:15] <Abeo> Whistling was most recent I think
  1335. [2012-01-19 19:11:23] <Falconis> ...wat
  1336. [2012-01-19 19:11:25] <Arkeus> So, what do you guys think of sending SB's second shadow kilometers away while we have Sake slicing everything up and then shadowporting away?
  1337. [2012-01-19 19:11:42] <Arkeus> hyh, whistling awake...
  1338. [2012-01-19 19:12:01] <Abeo> Or possibly the monkey neck snapping
  1339. [2012-01-19 19:12:13] <Ironybot> I think that if we tell Shadowbro to handle our escape he can manage the details.
  1340. [2012-01-19 19:12:29] <BUTTZ> Wait where's Thrompton?
  1341. [2012-01-19 19:12:34] <Falconis> not here
  1342. [2012-01-19 19:12:40] <Falconis> back where we came from
  1343. [2012-01-19 19:12:43] <Mr_TrouserSnake> ...I want to meet this SWTOR fan http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1327015897470.jpg
  1344. [2012-01-19 19:12:45] <Ironybot> We left him behind. No point in bringing him when we'd only get him killed.
  1345. [2012-01-19 19:12:47] <Mr_TrouserSnake> And pick his brain
  1346. [2012-01-19 19:13:12] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I was referencing Abeo's most recent plan as of when I wrote that yes.
  1347. [2012-01-19 19:13:18] <BUTTZ> Also this track is my favorite: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjKQmjLLxY&feature=slpl
  1348. [2012-01-19 19:13:50] <Falconis> yea, I think it's monkey #2, the others show too many normal signs or too many abnormal signs
  1349. [2012-01-19 19:14:33] <Arkeus> are there tradition 'wake up' songs we can think of for whistling?
  1350. [2012-01-19 19:14:46] <Ironybot> The "whistle them awake" plan would be fun if it worked, but I'm not sure that it would work fast enough. Duke is a high-tier combatant, meaning we can expect him to strike with inhuman speed.
  1351. [2012-01-19 19:14:54] <Falconis> I thought about just shouting really loudly with Sake's help
  1352. [2012-01-19 19:15:01] <Falconis> but Og did say that we have to slay it
  1353. [2012-01-19 19:15:04] <Falconis> which is sad
  1354. [2012-01-19 19:15:04] <Ironybot> I'm expecting Armas to be dead within about a quarter second unless we get some defenses up, based upon that.
  1355. [2012-01-19 19:15:20] <Ironybot> Any action we take must be similarly swiftly accomplished.
  1356. [2012-01-19 19:15:25] <BUTTZ> Too bad we don't have a grenade
  1357. [2012-01-19 19:15:27] <Falconis> I'm not even sure Duke is fully human anymore
  1358. [2012-01-19 19:15:42] <BUTTZ> Wait, we have Iron Trick
  1359. [2012-01-19 19:15:44] <Ironybot> We don't really have evidence that he was ever human in the first place.
  1360. [2012-01-19 19:16:15] <Falconis> well, we have some indicators
  1361. [2012-01-19 19:16:18] <BUTTZ> Do we have time to make a bet with him we can cheat at in fast-thought time?
  1362. [2012-01-19 19:16:24] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I will confirm that Duke-and I ALMOST typed his name instead of his title-is Human.
  1363. [2012-01-19 19:16:28] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Human like Markku
  1364. [2012-01-19 19:16:43] <Mr_TrouserSnake> And he also has no bloodlines at all
  1365. [2012-01-19 19:16:44] <Mr_TrouserSnake> none
  1366. [2012-01-19 19:16:46] <Mr_TrouserSnake> whatsoever
  1367. [2012-01-19 19:16:49] <Falconis> ...
  1368. [2012-01-19 19:16:57] <Falconis> >duke is his title not his name
  1369. [2012-01-19 19:17:06] <Mr_TrouserSnake> He can still murder the everloving fuck out of you.
  1370. [2012-01-19 19:17:11] <Falconis> >implying lords, barons, kings
  1371. [2012-01-19 19:17:20] <Falconis> >whatthehellhavewegotteninto
  1372. [2012-01-19 19:17:22] <Mr_TrouserSnake> He picked up a Ducal title from the Vatican a while back.
  1373. [2012-01-19 19:17:30] <Falconis> ah ok
  1374. [2012-01-19 19:17:59] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I'm watching you Grail.
  1375. [2012-01-19 19:18:03] <Grail> Falc, our buddy already told us he is an actual duke.
  1376. [2012-01-19 19:18:07] <Grail> For?
  1377. [2012-01-19 19:18:13] <Mr_TrouserSnake> You know why.
  1378. [2012-01-19 19:18:20] <Falconis> how did I miss this
  1379. [2012-01-19 19:18:22] <Falconis> wat
  1380. [2012-01-19 19:18:34] <Falconis> in quest?
  1381. [2012-01-19 19:18:36] <Grail> Yes
  1382. [2012-01-19 19:18:38] <Grail> Our guide
  1383. [2012-01-19 19:18:42] <Mr_TrouserSnake> My squirellily (fuck you it's a word if I want) suspicious eye is upon you.
  1384. [2012-01-19 19:18:52] <Falconis> wow I must have been out of it
  1385. [2012-01-19 19:18:59] <Grail> Said he wasn't just named duke, he's an actual duke
  1386. [2012-01-19 19:19:22] <Falconis> guess I should stop reading at 3am
  1387. [2012-01-19 19:19:29] <Grail> Nah
  1388. [2012-01-19 19:19:38] <Grail> It's fun to hear what you say at 3am
  1389. [2012-01-19 19:20:06] <Abeo> I guess whistling would work pretty well as a [PRIMARY]
  1390. [2012-01-19 19:20:10] <Mr_TrouserSnake> You are at your most entertaining when verbose at 3am Falconis. I think I speak for all of us when I implore you to continue that.
  1391. [2012-01-19 19:20:28] <Abeo> might also cause Duke pause, as it may not violate the conditions he is sworn to prevent
  1392. [2012-01-19 19:20:31] * Falconis snickers
  1393. [2012-01-19 19:21:00] <Falconis> hell we might have violated conditions by getting this close
  1394. [2012-01-19 19:21:19] <Falconis> since we are already here just go balls to the wall and hope it works
  1395. [2012-01-19 19:21:36] <Abeo> We, we almost certainly have, but there may be enough flexibility that us just whistling at them could allow Duke to remove us non-lethally
  1396. [2012-01-19 19:21:50] <Falconis> really though, we need to make SB more powerful so that he can do nice AOE damage
  1397. [2012-01-19 19:21:58] <Abeo> Or give us a final opportunity to withdraw
  1398. [2012-01-19 19:22:06] <Ironybot> We need to make all of us more powerful in numerous ways.
  1399. [2012-01-19 19:22:13] <Falconis> I just kind of feel this guy doesn't give a fuck
  1400. [2012-01-19 19:22:19] <Falconis> pardon my language
  1401. [2012-01-19 19:22:43] <Falconis> >I stopped you outside the door
  1402. [2012-01-19 19:22:49] <Falconis> >you came in through the window
  1403. [2012-01-19 19:22:51] <Ironybot> I don't see how Shadowbro specifically gaining area attack powers is more desirable than, say, Sake learning luck manipulation or Armas finally figuring out his soul perception.
  1404. [2012-01-19 19:22:56] <Falconis> >imma put a cap in your ass
  1405. [2012-01-19 19:24:12] <Abeo> I don't wanna shoot/punch/shadowstrangle/sliceinhalfwithwind a monkey if we don't have to
  1406. [2012-01-19 19:24:41] <Ironybot> I agree that there is a certain level of risk inherent in actually attacking a monkey, but...
  1407. [2012-01-19 19:24:59] <Grail> I do love how our target is a quartet of monkeys
  1408. [2012-01-19 19:25:14] <Grail> It results in very amusing planning sessions
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  1410. [2012-01-19 19:25:32] <Ironybot> ...it's what we came here to do. How can we risk the entire mission by spending what might be our only chance to strike our target on a wild gamble like whistling them awake?
  1411. [2012-01-19 19:25:51] <Falconis> >inb4 this isn't our target
  1412. [2012-01-19 19:25:53] <guile> I don't really like the sound of Duke's chuckle
  1413. [2012-01-19 19:25:58] <Falconis> I am seriously worrying about this
  1414. [2012-01-19 19:26:10] <Abeo> We risk entire everythings on anythings all the time
  1415. [2012-01-19 19:26:14] <guile> you aint the only one, Falc
  1416. [2012-01-19 19:26:54] <guile> but we just set Duke against us, and our soul power is almost gone. So how can we justify NOT striking?
  1417. [2012-01-19 19:27:05] <Falconis> hunch?
  1418. [2012-01-19 19:27:14] <Abeo> Cute monkeys?
  1419. [2012-01-19 19:27:36] <Falconis> man, this is the problem with not being Bang
  1420. [2012-01-19 19:27:38] <BUTTZ> We could do another song
  1421. [2012-01-19 19:27:46] <Falconis> choosing all the options becomes a problem
  1422. [2012-01-19 19:27:47] <guile> I have just the one
  1423. [2012-01-19 19:27:49] <BUTTZ> We need a scarf like what Bang had
  1424. [2012-01-19 19:28:01] <Falconis> we need a body like what Bang had
  1425. [2012-01-19 19:28:01] <Ironybot> We really don't need to emulate Bang.
  1426. [2012-01-19 19:28:07] <BUTTZ> Except less owed favors to mad eldrich dream-gods
  1427. [2012-01-19 19:28:08] <guile> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw0YKg07Zz0
  1428. [2012-01-19 19:28:10] <Abeo> Do-rag
  1429. [2012-01-19 19:28:16] <Falconis> one thing I really miss is the regen
  1430. [2012-01-19 19:28:17] <guile> We arent cool enough to be Bang, superficialities aside
  1431. [2012-01-19 19:28:24] |<-- A_Mad_Oyster has left irc.rizon.net (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  1432. [2012-01-19 19:28:27] <BUTTZ> Because seriously, Bang sold like 13 of those didn't he?
  1433. [2012-01-19 19:28:33] <Falconis> the knowledge that I can do anything and get away with it
  1434. [2012-01-19 19:28:54] <Falconis> and even evolve my plans halfway through
  1435. [2012-01-19 19:29:48] <Falconis> playing Bang and Og was fun like that
  1436. [2012-01-19 19:29:49] <guile> by evolving myself
  1437. [2012-01-19 19:30:05] <Falconis> Bang moreso than Og because I didn't know what Og could do
  1438. [2012-01-19 19:30:23] <Falconis> I didn't know what Bang could do either but I knew punching works wonders
  1439. [2012-01-19 19:30:30] <guile> Og, like Oggroth? Keddic was quicker on his thinking than Og was
  1440. [2012-01-19 19:30:33] <BUTTZ> Some of my favorite sequences were the Keddic sequences
  1441. [2012-01-19 19:30:50] <Falconis> Keddic was fun yea
  1442. [2012-01-19 19:30:53] <guile> dittom, Buttz
  1443. [2012-01-19 19:30:54] <Abeo> Keddic was ridiculous in an entire different way than Bang was.
  1444. [2012-01-19 19:30:55] <BUTTZ> "I'll braid lions in my beard!"
  1445. [2012-01-19 19:31:05] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Huh, an intelligent bit of commentary about why SWTOR has so many problems beyond the EA-generated ones. http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1327017722781.jpg
  1446. [2012-01-19 19:31:12] <Falconis> I still regret never soul punching
  1447. [2012-01-19 19:31:21] <Abeo> I was waiting for you to bring that up
  1448. [2012-01-19 19:31:27] <Falconis> I could have ended the Jak strye issue right then
  1449. [2012-01-19 19:31:29] <Grail> Keddic was actually earning a plotter reputation after our brofist explosion and Grand Gainer experience.
  1450. [2012-01-19 19:31:37] <Falconis> I am certain Bob told me for this reason
  1451. [2012-01-19 19:32:24] <BUTTZ> Simutronics is still running that old detective game?
  1452. [2012-01-19 19:32:48] <guile> and upgrading the family... there was a certain pleasure in that, just like there is in the Russians
  1453. [2012-01-19 19:32:49] <BUTTZ> Ha they're still running Gemstone, too!
  1454. [2012-01-19 19:33:03] <Falconis> yea
  1455. [2012-01-19 19:33:22] <Abeo> anywho, gotta run to work.
  1456. [2012-01-19 19:33:29] <Abeo> Hope you guys don't kill Armas
  1457. [2012-01-19 19:33:38] <Abeo> Ah, the wonders of laziness, no responsibility.
  1458. [2012-01-19 19:33:42] <BUTTZ> http://www.play.net/mo/cservice/permarestoral_policy.asp
  1459. [2012-01-19 19:34:13] <guile> mr trouser_snake = bob?
  1460. [2012-01-19 19:34:27] <BUTTZ> $250 to move a character in a text game from the archive back into the active roll
  1461. [2012-01-19 19:34:37] <BUTTZ> Man no wonder they keep it running
  1462. [2012-01-19 19:35:00] <Arkeus> i love keddic
  1463. [2012-01-19 19:35:02] <Mr_TrouserSnake> So people pay that, then?
  1464. [2012-01-19 19:35:04] <Arkeus> guile: yeah
  1465. [2012-01-19 19:35:22] <BUTTZ> They must, though I doubt that many have in the past few years
  1466. [2012-01-19 19:35:30] <BUTTZ> That game's heyday was back in 1999
  1467. [2012-01-19 19:37:08] <Falconis> hrm
  1468. [2012-01-19 19:37:26] <Grail> I want pancakes
  1469. [2012-01-19 19:37:33] <Falconis> Armas is strong, but so weak
  1470. [2012-01-19 19:37:37] <BUTTZ> It is a neat little setting, an island nation that's a tourist trap. Players are detectives of one stripe or another, either retired or on vacation, and they get involved in solving crimes.
  1471. [2012-01-19 19:37:54] <Falconis> I don't even want new abilities, I want mastery of current ones
  1472. [2012-01-19 19:38:09] <BUTTZ> It's a good way to establish why reasonably skilled detectives were anywhere without most of their resources
  1473. [2012-01-19 19:38:28] <Grail> What do you think we're doing now Falc?
  1474. [2012-01-19 19:38:28] <BUTTZ> When I played it, back in 1999, I was an axe-cop
  1475. [2012-01-19 19:38:37] <Grail> Spent the first half the quest acquiring abilities
  1476. [2012-01-19 19:38:48] <Falconis> doing it too slowly
  1477. [2012-01-19 19:38:50] <Grail> Now we're training chakra-soul manip and flesh manip.
  1478. [2012-01-19 19:39:09] <BUTTZ> I had two hatchets, a first aid kit, a dressy button-up shirt, jeans, and a face full of scars.
  1479. [2012-01-19 19:39:25] <Falconis> the stealth training has given me unreasonable expectations about how quickly we can advance
  1480. [2012-01-19 19:39:28] <BUTTZ> Like literally, I was a walking mass of scar descriptions from trying to fight people who had guns.
  1481. [2012-01-19 19:39:36] <Falconis> I need my unreasonable expectations met
  1482. [2012-01-19 19:39:51] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Watching the 'Let's Kill Hitler' episode of Dr. Who for the first time. S6E8. So far, I am very much so liking Mel.
  1483. [2012-01-19 19:39:59] <Arkeus> Falconis, we ARE learning at a unreasonable pacve
  1484. [2012-01-19 19:40:00] <Arkeus> pace
  1485. [2012-01-19 19:40:01] <Arkeus> really
  1486. [2012-01-19 19:40:14] <Falconis> I need MORE unreasonable
  1487. [2012-01-19 19:40:25] <Falconis> like mastering somebodies lifework in minutes
  1488. [2012-01-19 19:40:33] <Falconis> kidding
  1489. [2012-01-19 19:40:53] <Falconis> but it just seems like Armas is pretty hamfisted with the entire deal
  1490. [2012-01-19 19:41:14] <Falconis> for somebody controlled by quest
  1491. [2012-01-19 19:41:14] <Arkeus> hamfisted?
  1492. [2012-01-19 19:41:41] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Its because he has a very... unorthodox combination of impulsive obsession, flightiness, distractability, creativity and impertinence that... makes him, him.
  1493. [2012-01-19 19:41:57] <Arkeus> Yeah, Armas is getting more and more of a real character
  1494. [2012-01-19 19:41:59] <Arkeus> i love that
  1495. [2012-01-19 19:42:21] <Falconis> it's nice, but annoying
  1496. [2012-01-19 19:42:22] <TactfulWatcher> He is?
  1497. [2012-01-19 19:42:24] <TactfulWatcher> Where?
  1498. [2012-01-19 19:43:22] <Falconis> I'm only half kidding about this entire thing
  1499. [2012-01-19 19:43:55] <Falconis> maybe quarter kidding
  1500. [2012-01-19 19:44:50] <Falconis> hrm, who do we have that can basically slap him on the wrist and go 'Armas. Focus"
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  1502. [2012-01-19 19:46:12] <Arkeus> Camella
  1503. [2012-01-19 19:46:25] <Arkeus> Also, we now have a better way for him to plan stuff
  1504. [2012-01-19 19:46:29] <A_Greedy_Squid> I think I missed an important discussion
  1505. [2012-01-19 19:46:30] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Hummingbird would do it if you actually sounded ideas off him and took the time to try and break them down for a warrior bird. SB and Sake both are fellow trolls, and IT is... well.
  1506. [2012-01-19 19:46:39] <Arkeus> mmmh
  1507. [2012-01-19 19:46:46] <Arkeus> thanks for the idea about hummingbird
  1508. [2012-01-19 19:47:13] <Arkeus> [20-01 | 02:45:04] <Falconis> hrm, who do we have that can basically slap him on the wrist and go 'Armas. Focus" <= this, A_Greedy_Squid
  1509. [2012-01-19 19:47:18] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Just be aware the more 'in bird-speak' you can phrase it, the more effective he will be until you've given him enough examples he actually starts to 'get' you.
  1510. [2012-01-19 19:47:40] <Falconis> cool
  1511. [2012-01-19 19:47:43] <BUTTZ> Camella, Hummingbro, Ito.
  1512. [2012-01-19 19:47:55] <A_Greedy_Squid> The birdiest speak I can think of is 'chirp chirp chirp, tweet?'
  1513. [2012-01-19 19:47:55] <BUTTZ> That's the short list of people who can make Armas learn something
  1514. [2012-01-19 19:47:57] <Falconis> now to find a flighty, unfocused kind of bird
  1515. [2012-01-19 19:48:00] <Ironybot> Armas doesn't respect Ito enough to listen to him.
  1516. [2012-01-19 19:48:31] <Falconis> seriously, I don't know anybody that can handle Armas that is actually willing to do it full time
  1517. [2012-01-19 19:48:47] <Ironybot> Camella signed up for the job, like a sucker.
  1518. [2012-01-19 19:48:55] <A_Greedy_Squid> Juuuust for a charm
  1519. [2012-01-19 19:49:24] <Ironybot> No charm is worth inflicting Armas on yourself in the long term.
  1520. [2012-01-19 19:49:26] <A_Greedy_Squid> Well, the charm's good, but just not that good
  1521. [2012-01-19 19:49:29] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Camella is entirely willing to 'insist' if Armas decides to forget he hired her as an officer/adviser.
  1522. [2012-01-19 19:49:55] <Arkeus> :-)
  1523. [2012-01-19 19:49:59] <Arkeus> So, huh
  1524. [2012-01-19 19:50:10] <Arkeus> Do we have an optimal course of action yet?
  1525. [2012-01-19 19:50:22] <Arkeus> because i don't think we can use weasel wine without going crazy for now
  1526. [2012-01-19 19:50:22] <Falconis> man I hope she doesn't go for the ball grab
  1527. [2012-01-19 19:50:32] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I'm fine with delaying an update till tomorrow if you guys don't feel confident with plans yet.
  1528. [2012-01-19 19:50:33] <Arkeus> that's a GREAT 'heavy-handed'
  1529. [2012-01-19 19:50:44] <Falconis> hell no
  1530. [2012-01-19 19:50:44] <Arkeus> but i would like to try something else first that has a good chance of working
  1531. [2012-01-19 19:50:46] <Falconis> rock it Bob
  1532. [2012-01-19 19:50:53] <Falconis> I want shit to go down
  1533. [2012-01-19 19:50:56] <Arkeus> shut up Falconis
  1534. [2012-01-19 19:50:58] <A_Greedy_Squid> I want my update...but I don't want us to fuck up either...
  1535. [2012-01-19 19:51:15] <Arkeus> i want an update, but i think we can spend a good hour brainstorming before that
  1536. [2012-01-19 19:51:31] <BUTTZ> ">And so our beloved heroines lived happily ever after and never had any kids, Because they were lesbians."
  1537. [2012-01-19 19:51:53] <Falconis> well time to go get pizza
  1538. [2012-01-19 19:51:53] <Arkeus> Ironybot: do we have a good bet to win for IT?
  1539. [2012-01-19 19:52:01] <Arkeus> because using a gravity shot would be perfect
  1540. [2012-01-19 19:52:17] <A_Greedy_Squid> We've never seen the gravity shot before
  1541. [2012-01-19 19:52:27] <A_Greedy_Squid> We just know it...has gravity in the title.
  1542. [2012-01-19 19:52:36] <Arkeus> gravity shot is the one we saw
  1543. [2012-01-19 19:52:38] <Arkeus> black hole
  1544. [2012-01-19 19:52:40] <Arkeus> iirc
  1545. [2012-01-19 19:52:52] <Falconis> > that's a GREAT 'heavy-handed'
  1546. [2012-01-19 19:52:53] <A_Greedy_Squid> Wasn't that Darkening...?
  1547. [2012-01-19 19:52:55] <Falconis> what is?
  1548. [2012-01-19 19:53:26] <Arkeus> <Ironybot> I'm not really seeking the brilliant, original solution here, but using a weasel-wine fueled energy shield crafted by the hummingbird for the best protection we can get while relying on Sake to kill the monkeys and Shadowbro to prepare evacuation for the lot of us is the highest chance of survival and success that I can think of while relying primarily on main force.
  1549. [2012-01-19 19:53:32] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Well, so far it's Falcon and Dkay, Mystic and New Guy
  1550. [2012-01-19 19:53:53] <Arkeus> Yeah, and half of those needs susts
  1551. [2012-01-19 19:53:57] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I'm kinda getting tired of waiting until late-night my end to start writing each night too, and could use a break from that.
  1552. [2012-01-19 19:54:10] <Ralith> weasel wine is a bit finite until we have that japanese thing, though :/
  1553. [2012-01-19 19:54:12] <Arkeus> fair enough
  1554. [2012-01-19 19:54:24] <A_Greedy_Squid> Yeah, gotta control how much we use that thing
  1555. [2012-01-19 19:54:27] <Arkeus> Ralith: yeah, which is why i want a better solution
  1556. [2012-01-19 19:54:45] <Falconis> I'll let yall sort it out
  1557. [2012-01-19 19:54:46] <A_Greedy_Squid> But once we get the Kameosa, unlimited uses
  1558. [2012-01-19 19:54:49] =-= Falconis is now known as Falaway
  1559. [2012-01-19 19:54:57] <A_Greedy_Squid> We could even burn it just for fun
  1560. [2012-01-19 19:55:04] <Arkeus> Bob: when do you think would be a gfood time for you to begin update?
  1561. [2012-01-19 19:55:18] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I mean, I'm ending up not starting to write until nine thirty/ten quite a few nights waiting on people that want to post. And I can't say NO-if someone wants to get an idea in, that's their right, why else would they even participate?
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  1563. [2012-01-19 19:55:53] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I would like to begin updates about now, to an hour and a half from now. 6:00pm to 7:30pm Pacific.
  1564. [2012-01-19 19:56:40] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I COULD switch to morning updates, 9:00AM to 11:00AM Pacific for starting updates, if that fits people's schedules. That would only last until I got a job again though.
  1565. [2012-01-19 19:57:35] <Arkeus> begin the update in a hour and a half is still good, or you would like to have it finished by then?
  1566. [2012-01-19 19:58:16] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Entirely dependent on whether people that have yet to post have ACTUALLY posted yet.
  1567. [2012-01-19 19:58:21] <Mr_TrouserSnake> So I won't comment until then.
  1568. [2012-01-19 19:58:52] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Oh, you misunderstood what I was saying. Yes, as I said, it's for starting updates
  1569. [2012-01-19 19:59:04] <Mr_TrouserSnake> if I was commenting on when I finished them, I would in fact have said so.
  1570. [2012-01-19 19:59:13] <Arkeus> Good.
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  1572. [2012-01-19 19:59:46] <Arkeus> Mmmmh.... too bad that SB using hsadowmere on all of them at once is possibly too risky
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  1575. [2012-01-19 20:01:04] <BUTTZ> I kinda want to be able to say to Camella someday something like "I realized how much I liked you right after an old man fondled my balls, deep in the heart of the Amazon rainforest."
  1576. [2012-01-19 20:02:30] <guile> If we die, we can tell her "Bad touched and murdered in the heart of the Brazilian rainforest. It was... not a good trip."
  1577. [2012-01-19 20:03:18] <Arkeus> i wonder how likely it is that Camella bought a lie-sensing item
  1578. [2012-01-19 20:03:56] <guile> Also, we need to start carrying around a letter on our person (like, in our bags, or taped to our shoe, or something) explaining ourselves. We want to be able to troll Camella, but our death would obviously hurt her emotionally. So we die, troll briefly- then SB slips a letter into her pocket saying 'Probably maybe not dead- don't do anything weird to my...
  1579. [2012-01-19 20:04:21] <guile> corpse while I'm gone. If I'm still dead in three days, bury me somewhere nice. Or pose me in front of the door as a hatrack, whatever."
  1580. [2012-01-19 20:04:34] <BUTTZ> "Amen's pretty good at taxidermy."
  1581. [2012-01-19 20:04:54] <Ironybot> I am vaguely trying to get my suggestions posted by 2100 my time, that is, Central- an hour from now. It doesn't always work, but that's what I'm trying to consistently shoot for.
  1582. [2012-01-19 20:04:58] <A_Greedy_Squid> "PS: Just don't let Amen touch it."
  1583. [2012-01-19 20:05:38] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I like the notion of BUTTZ' and UU's comments right next to one another in the same letter.
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  1586. [2012-01-19 20:05:56] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I appreciate it when you succeed at that Ironybot.
  1587. [2012-01-19 20:06:00] <guile> 'Fuck this gay earth': I like that final fallback option name, Falc
  1588. [2012-01-19 20:06:36] <Arkeus> lol
  1589. [2012-01-19 20:06:51] <Arkeus> I am worried Ironybot's option would make us lose control again
  1590. [2012-01-19 20:07:07] <Arkeus> I thikn if we try for it we must have failsafe to regain cotnrol
  1591. [2012-01-19 20:07:17] <Arkeus> as getting back to Istanbul to see Russians dead: not fun
  1592. [2012-01-19 20:07:24] <guile> goddamn it, why does quest not like youtube videos anymore?
  1593. [2012-01-19 20:07:38] <Ironybot> It shouldn't, since we know what the risk is this time and won't be abandoning our body to spend time in our eye- just downing the Wine and getting to work.
  1594. [2012-01-19 20:08:11] <Arkeus> Asking SB to help us in case we lose control, beforehand, should help
  1595. [2012-01-19 20:08:12] <Ironybot> The real risk is if all three brothers are in the eye simultaneously, getting drunk.
  1596. [2012-01-19 20:08:19] <Arkeus> yeah
  1597. [2012-01-19 20:08:31] <guile> I wonder how our ids fight, now. Are they smart enough to use the safely shielded shadowport, or do they still do the wine-draining other teleport?
  1598. [2012-01-19 20:08:55] <Ironybot> The other teleport was faster.
  1599. [2012-01-19 20:09:09] <Ironybot> It doesn't involve the one-second acclimation period, after all.
  1600. [2012-01-19 20:09:12] <guile> true
  1601. [2012-01-19 20:09:29] <Arkeus> Yes, but it might use SB's new knoweldge ot help
  1602. [2012-01-19 20:09:37] <Arkeus> Although, it could probably use our soul magic too
  1603. [2012-01-19 20:09:42] <Arkeus> ... except our osul isn't there
  1604. [2012-01-19 20:09:50] <guile> also wonder if we could bring the Hummingbird into our eye
  1605. [2012-01-19 20:10:05] <Arkeus> How likely is it that Armas try to use soul magic while under weasel wine to do somethign funky?
  1606. [2012-01-19 20:10:10] <guile> and if so, if the ids could use Hummingbird-speed
  1607. [2012-01-19 20:10:33] <guile> super speed, stop on a dime, instant teleport - plus Sake's wind for offense. Not bad at all.
  1608. [2012-01-19 20:11:07] <BUTTZ> Hey what if we take the monkeys hostage?
  1609. [2012-01-19 20:11:27] <guile> *steal monkeys* I like where this is going
  1610. [2012-01-19 20:11:32] <Arkeus> lol
  1611. [2012-01-19 20:11:57] <Arkeus> ... actually having dialog with Duke about taking it hostage and asking him for help to 'wake it up safely' could work
  1612. [2012-01-19 20:12:03] <Ironybot> We would have to bring the monkey with us to do that. The monkey that emits the Armas-killing spirit field.
  1613. [2012-01-19 20:12:04] <Arkeus> OTOH, soul bubble draining
  1614. [2012-01-19 20:12:07] <Arkeus> :-(
  1615. [2012-01-19 20:13:51] <BUTTZ> We really don't have time to steal a monkey anyway
  1616. [2012-01-19 20:13:56] <BUTTZ> But it's a funny idea
  1617. [2012-01-19 20:14:02] <guile> Also, we would have to somehow juggle 4 monkeys
  1618. [2012-01-19 20:14:11] <BUTTZ> Wind-cage
  1619. [2012-01-19 20:14:28] <guile> I prefer monkey-juggling, thank you
  1620. [2012-01-19 20:16:19] <Ironybot> You guys. Completely random thought on a trollish moneymaking scheme we can run, later.
  1621. [2012-01-19 20:16:36] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Weaponize monkey-pults?
  1622. [2012-01-19 20:16:54] <Mr_TrouserSnake> and chuck barrels of enraged monkeys at enemy fortifications?
  1623. [2012-01-19 20:17:00] <Arkeus> What about sending each of the four monkeys away in a different direction with sake, while being shadowported away by SB?
  1624. [2012-01-19 20:17:03] <Ironybot> We approach random people and offer them superpowers in exchange for X. Framing it in just that way, superpowers. If they agree, they're willing and we can shape their souls/add quirks to give them actual superpowers.
  1625. [2012-01-19 20:17:17] <Arkeus> And from there, be shadowported in the direction of the one who has the attention?
  1626. [2012-01-19 20:17:22] <BUTTZ> Hey
  1627. [2012-01-19 20:17:25] <Ironybot> The moneymaking part is this: We let other people choose what the superpowers are, what the X is, and then take bets on how it will turn out.
  1628. [2012-01-19 20:17:29] <Ironybot> Reality TV, baby.
  1629. [2012-01-19 20:17:32] <BUTTZ> The Dreamer should be "heavier" magically than the others
  1630. [2012-01-19 20:17:44] <BUTTZ> Just have SB start a shadowport to gauge weights
  1631. [2012-01-19 20:17:52] <BUTTZ> He doesn't finish, he just starts and then stops
  1632. [2012-01-19 20:17:52] <Ironybot> These other people are anyone who would be amused by this entertainment, of course.
  1633. [2012-01-19 20:18:01] <BUTTZ> Once we know the right one, we shoot it.
  1634. [2012-01-19 20:18:51] <Arkeus> I wonder if actually aksing Amen for help determining the right one might work
  1635. [2012-01-19 20:19:36] <Ironybot> Armas could even orchestrate things for them to fight by feeding them information and/or setting up enemies for them to encounter. Bets all the time from amoral rich and powerful people interested in watching clueless but slightly empowered mortals run around.
  1636. [2012-01-19 20:19:58] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Ironybot, if you were known for theatrical performances related to combat and killing it wouldn't be too hard to set up a magic reality tv thing like that
  1637. [2012-01-19 20:20:04] <Ironybot> Like a gladiatorial arena, but more hilarious.
  1638. [2012-01-19 20:20:49] <guile> It's like bumfights for supernaturals; 'Oh, what will those crazy humans wish for next? Stay tuned!'
  1639. [2012-01-19 20:20:56] <Arkeus> Camella would so approve
  1640. [2012-01-19 20:21:08] <Mr_TrouserSnake> BUTTZ's plan could make a solid PRIMARY: it's quick enough it'd take SB less than a 1/100 of a second to attempt-and would give him a new trick to pull-partial teleportation based super-rough magic weight scanning.
  1641. [2012-01-19 20:21:52] <Arkeus> Mine is way too long yeah
  1642. [2012-01-19 20:22:03] <Arkeus> Irony's heavy-handed
  1643. [2012-01-19 20:22:06] <Arkeus> we now need a Tricky!
  1644. [2012-01-19 20:22:19] <BUTTZ> Point at Duke's shoes
  1645. [2012-01-19 20:22:22] <BUTTZ> "Your shoe is untied"
  1646. [2012-01-19 20:22:30] <Arkeus> we are dead before that
  1647. [2012-01-19 20:22:42] <Arkeus> Make our soul look like a banana
  1648. [2012-01-19 20:22:45] <Arkeus> :p
  1649. [2012-01-19 20:22:49] <BUTTZ> Put your hands in the air like you just don't care.
  1650. [2012-01-19 20:22:58] <A_Greedy_Squid> And die.
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  1652. [2012-01-19 20:25:28] <Arkeus> I have real problem thinking of 'tricky' plans
  1653. [2012-01-19 20:25:33] <guile> Damn, bakemonotagari is slow, but awesome. Why did I never try this show before?
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  1655. [2012-01-19 20:27:08] <A_Greedy_Squid> This could be our Russians...soon http://images.4chan.org/k/src/1327024656992.jpg
  1656. [2012-01-19 20:27:47] <guile> I like the soccer mom van they came out of
  1657. [2012-01-19 20:29:21] <Ironybot> Speaking of moms, I've been contemplating what the company heart plan would do to our progeny, if anything.
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  1659. [2012-01-19 20:29:31] <Arkeus> What about Sake waiting for the moment the Duke appears in order to attack us in order to make him fly up in a bubble?
  1660. [2012-01-19 20:29:35] <Arkeus> wb Grail
  1661. [2012-01-19 20:29:57] <Ironybot> I mostly concluded that we don't know enough about the mechanics behind inheritance and the initial establishment of souls in children to be certain, unfortunately.
  1662. [2012-01-19 20:30:02] <A_Greedy_Squid> What I fear is that Duke's actually FASTER than any of us, Hummingbro included
  1663. [2012-01-19 20:30:14] <Ironybot> I thought the Duke had already appeared, and was behind us already?
  1664. [2012-01-19 20:30:26] <A_Greedy_Squid> No, his voice came from behind us
  1665. [2012-01-19 20:30:32] <Arkeus> Ironybot: iirc he appeared before we ported
  1666. [2012-01-19 20:30:37] <Arkeus> and then disappeared again
  1667. [2012-01-19 20:30:44] <Ironybot> Do we even know that he has to appear in order to attack?
  1668. [2012-01-19 20:30:56] <Ironybot> We can certainly strike from hiding, no reason to think that he cannot.
  1669. [2012-01-19 20:31:02] <Arkeus> he did appear when we proted
  1670. [2012-01-19 20:31:05] <Arkeus> so i would say yes
  1671. [2012-01-19 20:31:25] <Arkeus> In that fleeting moment before I shift-I hear a chuckle as ominous as they come, Duke's 'cigar' lit face becoming visible just before I'm moved.
  1672. [2012-01-19 20:31:45] <guile> We induct our children into the Heart from birth
  1673. [2012-01-19 20:32:07] <A_Greedy_Squid> No, that's a bad idea
  1674. [2012-01-19 20:32:22] <guile> They grow up with us (and 20-odd russians) in their heads
  1675. [2012-01-19 20:32:43] <Ironybot> I'm wondering if having their mother tied into the Heart might actually make them be born into it without any kind of "induct" step being necessary.
  1676. [2012-01-19 20:32:47] <A_Greedy_Squid> Weren't we set on being immortal?
  1677. [2012-01-19 20:33:23] <Arkeus> how does that matter?
  1678. [2012-01-19 20:33:37] <Arkeus> Also, buttz posted
  1679. [2012-01-19 20:33:48] <A_Greedy_Squid> Something about us in every kid's head sounds wrong
  1680. [2012-01-19 20:34:39] <Ironybot> Any kid born into the heart would turn out pretty screwy, but probably extremely powerful.
  1681. [2012-01-19 20:34:56] <BUTTZ> How do you know it was actually me?
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  1683. [2012-01-19 20:35:04] <A_Greedy_Squid> Also, if something happens to the heart, it'll be the end of the Laine Clan
  1684. [2012-01-19 20:35:07] <BUTTZ> It might have been someone else from the same connection!
  1685. [2012-01-19 20:35:07] <Ironybot> It would be worth looking into seeing if others who have implemented similar plans in the past has seen results from this sort of thing.
  1686. [2012-01-19 20:35:57] <A_Greedy_Squid> Bah, our kids are going to be extremely weird already
  1687. [2012-01-19 20:36:31] <A_Greedy_Squid> summersis craves for human flesh constantly, winterbro has insane soul-manip
  1688. [2012-01-19 20:36:57] <Ironybot> If it only requires one parent being part of the Heart to be born into it- then anyone in the heart could sleep around and have random other people bear children for them, and the children would be born into the Heart anyway and could easily communicate with us/be retrieved after being born.
  1689. [2012-01-19 20:37:08] <A_Greedy_Squid> And I think there was some kind of ritual we could use which turns winterbro into a sort of guardian spirit for summersis
  1690. [2012-01-19 20:37:14] <Ironybot> The potential is there for truly explosive growth in numbers.
  1691. [2012-01-19 20:37:42] <Ironybot> Drop sleeper agents all over the place by having them be born into places almost entirely unrelated to us.
  1692. [2012-01-19 20:37:50] <Ironybot> When they grow up, they join up.
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  1694. [2012-01-19 20:39:22] <BUTTZ> You know, if we got perma-deaded, Sake could pretend to be Armas
  1695. [2012-01-19 20:39:42] <A_Greedy_Squid> ...how?
  1696. [2012-01-19 20:39:44] <BUTTZ> He can mimic his voice
  1697. [2012-01-19 20:39:58] <Ironybot> But not his soul, appearance, or powers.
  1698. [2012-01-19 20:40:05] <Ironybot> Nor his memories.
  1699. [2012-01-19 20:40:14] <Ironybot> Though admittedly Shadowbro can provide those.
  1700. [2012-01-19 20:40:16] <A_Greedy_Squid> Maybe he's thinking of having SB puppet our corpse
  1701. [2012-01-19 20:40:28] <BUTTZ> Nah I was thinking of having Sake make prank calls
  1702. [2012-01-19 20:40:34] <BUTTZ> Although he probably does that already
  1703. [2012-01-19 20:40:42] <Arkeus> Dammit, why am i thinking of Hummingbird killing Duke?
  1704. [2012-01-19 20:40:46] <Arkeus> i didn't want to kill the guy
  1705. [2012-01-19 20:40:56] <A_Greedy_Squid> No, you want Humminbro to eat him
  1706. [2012-01-19 20:45:01] <Ironybot> I am inclined to upvote the latest post in-thread, except that I don't think the Trickster path will work at all.
  1707. [2012-01-19 20:45:23] <Ironybot> It's based on a false premise, that Duke has to externalize his power.
  1708. [2012-01-19 20:45:38] <Ironybot> Or.... not necessarily a false premise, but an unconfirmed one.
  1709. [2012-01-19 20:46:28] <Ironybot> Also, any plan that relies upon us successfully taking on Duke in combat strikes me as a poor course of action.
  1710. [2012-01-19 20:47:05] <Arkeus> make your post :p
  1711. [2012-01-19 20:47:35] <Ironybot> A better Trickster option would, in my opinion, be using the whistle idea posted earlier, or simply having Sake make a huge shriek of wind to awaken everything inside here.
  1712. [2012-01-19 20:48:16] <Ironybot> Then struggle to survive the initial second and convince Duke that he doesn't need to hurt us.
  1713. [2012-01-19 20:48:29] <Arkeus> that's.. actually good.
  1714. [2012-01-19 20:48:35] <Arkeus> make it in your post :p
  1715. [2012-01-19 20:48:48] <Ironybot> I don't think it would actually be that successful- but it's better than trying to steal his things and then expecting to take him head to head.
  1716. [2012-01-19 20:48:59] <Arkeus> oh obviously
  1717. [2012-01-19 20:49:09] <Arkeus> that wasn't really good
  1718. [2012-01-19 20:50:17] <Ironybot> In case it was not apparent, I am hoping that BUTTZ will respond/edit so that I can upvote him rather than writing my own post here, on the grounds that a single solid plan that's been upvoted is superior to disparate splintered plans.
  1719. [2012-01-19 20:50:28] <Ironybot> Unity counts.
  1720. [2012-01-19 20:50:45] <BUTTZ> Tell me what you want
  1721. [2012-01-19 20:50:55] <BUTTZ> The one in the thread?
  1722. [2012-01-19 20:51:02] <Ironybot> Yes.
  1723. [2012-01-19 20:51:25] <BUTTZ> I don't think it'll work, but we're not going to need it anyway is my bet
  1724. [2012-01-19 20:51:48] <Ironybot> I would hope we don't need it, but in case we do it should be as well-crafted as possible.
  1725. [2012-01-19 20:52:47] <Ironybot> Speaking of which, your escape plan could use some improvement if there's any way to make it stronger/more successful; Duke can almost certainly chase a shadowport based on his past actions, so we need to cover our retreat or ensure it's successful somehow.
  1726. [2012-01-19 20:53:42] <Arkeus> anyway, going to post soon too
  1727. [2012-01-19 20:54:27] <BUTTZ> Okeydoeky
  1728. [2012-01-19 20:54:32] <Ironybot> The only way I really see to ensure Duke doesn't run us down and kill us is repeated teleporting away, followed by trying to strike some kind of Bargain with Duke that we will shove off for at least a short while to buy ourselves time.
  1729. [2012-01-19 20:54:50] <Ironybot> Even then, that might not work. Depends on the terms of his Bargain, which we don't know.
  1730. [2012-01-19 20:55:04] <BUTTZ> Shadowbro's got another shadow under his command
  1731. [2012-01-19 20:55:12] <BUTTZ> If we can shadowport to that shadow, we'll be OK
  1732. [2012-01-19 20:55:14] <Ironybot> Where is that shadow?
  1733. [2012-01-19 20:55:18] <BUTTZ> Who knows
  1734. [2012-01-19 20:55:26] <BUTTZ> Might still be in Istanbul for all we know
  1735. [2012-01-19 20:55:49] <Arkeus> nah, it's in the dark
  1736. [2012-01-19 20:55:56] <Arkeus> but he can send it kilometers away
  1737. [2012-01-19 20:56:04] <BUTTZ> Well that's probably what he'll do
  1738. [2012-01-19 20:56:06] <BUTTZ> He's no dummy
  1739. [2012-01-19 20:56:22] <Arkeus> yeah
  1740. [2012-01-19 20:56:24] <Ironybot> Mmm. My concern is that Duke might be able to follow us for those kilometers, rather than the distance itself.
  1741. [2012-01-19 20:56:32] <Ironybot> But... I suppose that could be paranoia.
  1742. [2012-01-19 20:56:33] <Arkeus> Anyway, i am going to add the whistle idea to my tricky plan
  1743. [2012-01-19 20:56:39] <BUTTZ> Anyway Irony I did the edit you wanted
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  1745. [2012-01-19 20:56:49] <BUTTZ> Changed to the "make a hella loud noise" trickster plan
  1746. [2012-01-19 20:57:00] <Ironybot> Still, I don't relish the possibility of spending days in the Amazon, never knowing if Duke is watching undetectably.
  1747. [2012-01-19 20:57:05] <Ironybot> Thanks.
  1748. [2012-01-19 20:57:20] <Ironybot> Arkeus, what ideas are you planning to post which can't be covered by an upvote of something?
  1749. [2012-01-19 20:58:51] <Arkeus> ok, i posted
  1750. [2012-01-19 20:59:10] * Mr_TrouserSnake laughs
  1751. [2012-01-19 20:59:14] <Arkeus> Mr_TrouserSnake: yes?
  1752. [2012-01-19 20:59:24] <Arkeus> :-( ?
  1753. [2012-01-19 21:00:41] <Arkeus> i hate it when bob laughs
  1754. [2012-01-19 21:01:10] <Arkeus> i guess that dkay's idea to talk to Amen that i SUSTED was good. poor, poor Ark being an stupid asshole
  1755. [2012-01-19 21:01:53] <Ironybot> Don't worry about it. I was considering SUST-ing that myself.
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  1757. [2012-01-19 21:02:42] <Arkeus> Also, now that bob said in main that Duke doesn't have any bloodline, i can say that i think he is one of those that have LOTS of soul quirks
  1758. [2012-01-19 21:02:47] <Arkeus> like, possibly dozen
  1759. [2012-01-19 21:03:08] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Oh indeed he is a delightfully convoluted soul to look upon.
  1760. [2012-01-19 21:04:10] <A_Greedy_Squid> ...
  1761. [2012-01-19 21:04:20] <A_Greedy_Squid> Maybe he can attack one's soul directly with...his own.
  1762. [2012-01-19 21:06:38] <BUTTZ> What, like what Hummingbird did before he met us?
  1763. [2012-01-19 21:07:44] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I'll put it this way, and I think Grail will agree with me: Camella is FAR more suited to fighting him than you.
  1764. [2012-01-19 21:07:52] <guile> Or he's a guy that has lived a long, long, longlonglonglong time
  1765. [2012-01-19 21:08:16] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Or would if he was here
  1766. [2012-01-19 21:08:25] <Mr_TrouserSnake> since he actually figured out who Duke is
  1767. [2012-01-19 21:08:26] <guile> Duke does strike me as a more-Armas-than-Armas character
  1768. [2012-01-19 21:08:51] <A_Greedy_Squid> Wait, he -figured- it out?!
  1769. [2012-01-19 21:08:52] <Mr_TrouserSnake> but then I locked his knowledge, for the moment, by contaminating it with meta.
  1770. [2012-01-19 21:09:23] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Now the secret lives one more day
  1771. [2012-01-19 21:09:54] <Arkeus> Mr_TrouserSnake: so this is why grail is quiet
  1772. [2012-01-19 21:09:57] <Arkeus> this isn't really nice
  1773. [2012-01-19 21:09:58] <amphibulus> I would say it depends
  1774. [2012-01-19 21:10:04] <Arkeus> keeping him from helping us
  1775. [2012-01-19 21:10:43] <amphibulus> This isn't the reason
  1776. [2012-01-19 21:10:43] <Arkeus> i thought a second deke was cortez
  1777. [2012-01-19 21:10:48] <Arkeus> but that would be pretty bad
  1778. [2012-01-19 21:10:51] <amphibulus> I'm just quiet.
  1779. [2012-01-19 21:11:13] <amphibulus> Which incidentally does mean I'm not helping in the slightest, but it's not the primary cause.
  1780. [2012-01-19 21:11:14] <A_Greedy_Squid> I can't think of anything other than 'stupidly awesome luck' and 'insane fighting skills' on the difference between Cammy and us for combat
  1781. [2012-01-19 21:11:31] <Arkeus> A_Greedy_Squid: head on
  1782. [2012-01-19 21:11:35] <Arkeus> Camella fights head on
  1783. [2012-01-19 21:11:45] <Arkeus> Alsom, Armas tries words and so on
  1784. [2012-01-19 21:11:49] <Arkeus> Camella Axe questions
  1785. [2012-01-19 21:12:25] <A_Greedy_Squid> Well, that means GUTS, and we've got them...in a sort of way from Hummingbro
  1786. [2012-01-19 21:12:57] <guile> Can you fake your way into being the Determinator?
  1787. [2012-01-19 21:13:08] <BUTTZ> Can you hum a few bars?
  1788. [2012-01-19 21:13:15] <BUTTZ> We'll play Determinator by ear
  1789. [2012-01-19 21:13:20] <Arkeus> oh god
  1790. [2012-01-19 21:13:23] <Arkeus> what the hell
  1791. [2012-01-19 21:13:25] <Arkeus> what is that roll
  1792. [2012-01-19 21:13:32] <BUTTZ> It's a monkey-selection roll
  1793. [2012-01-19 21:13:35] <BUTTZ> Relax
  1794. [2012-01-19 21:13:40] <Arkeus> lol
  1795. [2012-01-19 21:13:43] <BUTTZ> Read before you react
  1796. [2012-01-19 21:13:53] <Arkeus> yeah, 1D4
  1797. [2012-01-19 21:13:55] <A_Greedy_Squid> Oh god
  1798. [2012-01-19 21:14:07] <A_Greedy_Squid> I was about to go ballistic
  1799. [2012-01-19 21:14:15] <A_Greedy_Squid> Before I saw the 1d4 part
  1800. [2012-01-19 21:14:39] <guile> so we're just going to pick at random and hope for the best?
  1801. [2012-01-19 21:14:45] <BUTTZ> I like how Kyrpa Peikko is turning into our "Everything's gone bellended, we might as well too" default plan
  1802. [2012-01-19 21:14:45] <Arkeus> nah
  1803. [2012-01-19 21:14:50] <Arkeus> lol
  1804. [2012-01-19 21:15:24] <A_Greedy_Squid> Well, this is a test from Oggy, we can't just simply...fail.
  1805. [2012-01-19 21:16:08] <A_Greedy_Squid> And in the future we're obligated to accomplish whatever task he asks of us, or he gets our soul.
  1806. [2012-01-19 21:16:14] <guile> also, not really anywhere in Brazil we can run to escape Duke, so...
  1807. [2012-01-19 21:16:46] <guile> once we get back to Istanbul, our 'Abandon Ship' plan will probably broaden a bit
  1808. [2012-01-19 21:19:29] <Arkeus> Ironybot: going to post?
  1809. [2012-01-19 21:20:05] <BUTTZ> He upvoted me
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  1813. [2012-01-19 21:22:30] <Arkeus> Well, we'll see what happens then
  1814. [2012-01-19 21:26:56] <BUTTZ> Seriously I've been listening to this track on loop the past two hours
  1815. [2012-01-19 21:27:37] <Arkeus> link?
  1816. [2012-01-19 21:30:28] <BUTTZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjKQmjLLxY
  1817. [2012-01-19 21:30:29] <Classhole> BUTTZ: Jeff Wayne The War of the Worlds - Thunderchild - length 6m 8s - rated 4.97/5.0 (734) - 216152 views - Shadehunter111 on 2008.07.04
  1818. [2012-01-19 21:34:27] <A_Greedy_Squid> Night
  1819. [2012-01-19 21:34:39] <A_Greedy_Squid> Try not to get Armas into a fight with Duke, okay?
  1820. [2012-01-19 21:34:55] <Arkeus> lol
  1821. [2012-01-19 21:38:03] <BUTTZ> Too late!
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  1826. [2012-01-19 21:45:00] <Falaway_> did I miss anything?
  1827. [2012-01-19 21:45:05] =-= Falaway_ is now known as Falconis
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  1829. [2012-01-19 21:47:26] <Mr_TrouserSnake> If you all could pick a single plan and commit to it (as in, one poster's plan) I could pump out that update tonight anyway even though I sort of said I wasn't. Something to consider. Otherwise I write it tomorrow morning, and hopefully update again that night.
  1830. [2012-01-19 21:48:05] <Arkeus> Well, mine and Buttz are kinda the same, so obviously i want that
  1831. [2012-01-19 21:48:10] <Arkeus> Or Ironybot's :p
  1832. [2012-01-19 21:48:24] <BUTTZ> Ironybot upvoted mine
  1833. [2012-01-19 21:48:25] <Arkeus> (who updated BUTTZ)
  1834. [2012-01-19 21:48:29] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I also cannot promise sustained internet through the night, it's storming a but.
  1835. [2012-01-19 21:48:31] <Mr_TrouserSnake> bit
  1836. [2012-01-19 21:48:40] <BUTTZ> Stormin like Norman
  1837. [2012-01-19 21:49:04] <Arkeus> so If ManAsleep and Ralith and amphibulus and Abeo and asellus could pick a plan?
  1838. [2012-01-19 21:49:08] <Mr_TrouserSnake> More like 'I hope I can preload enough of the first season of Breaking Bad to last me through the storm if shit does go south.
  1839. [2012-01-19 21:49:16] <Arkeus> ahah
  1840. [2012-01-19 21:49:24] <Arkeus> i am watching breaking bad latesly
  1841. [2012-01-19 21:49:29] <Arkeus> it's usupposed to be REALLY good
  1842. [2012-01-19 21:49:34] <Arkeus> i find it... ok
  1843. [2012-01-19 21:50:34] <Falconis> Og said we have to kill it to wake it up
  1844. [2012-01-19 21:50:53] <Arkeus> he didn't say 'have' though
  1845. [2012-01-19 21:51:01] <Falconis> or at the very least that was a way
  1846. [2012-01-19 21:51:14] <BUTTZ> Seeing carrots growing in muddy fields, one child said in disgust 'ours come in tins'.
  1847. [2012-01-19 21:51:22] <Falconis> >[Ogrimir]"The why is not for you to know. The how is simple: slay the dreamer, and it will wake."
  1848. [2012-01-19 21:51:28] <amphibulus> Buttz plan
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  1850. [2012-01-19 21:51:59] <Falconis> tis why I didn't go for the ShoutREALLY LOUD plan in my own post
  1851. [2012-01-19 21:52:00] <amphibulus> The only other post that isn't a straight up guess or suicidal is Falcon's
  1852. [2012-01-19 21:52:00] <Arkeus> yay grail!
  1853. [2012-01-19 21:52:08] <amphibulus> Arkeus plan is a copy paste of that plan
  1854. [2012-01-19 21:52:09] <BUTTZ> I really don't think we'll end up using the trickster plan
  1855. [2012-01-19 21:52:13] <amphibulus> And Irony has laready upvoted it
  1856. [2012-01-19 21:52:30] <BUTTZ> Shadowporting weighing is fast enough it should suffice
  1857. [2012-01-19 21:52:34] <Falconis> indeed
  1858. [2012-01-19 21:52:35] <Arkeus> amphibulus: well buttz changed his plan while i posted
  1859. [2012-01-19 21:52:59] <Falconis> I like mixing both of our primaries
  1860. [2012-01-19 21:53:11] <Arkeus> i hope we just need the first step, but i think we'll need Ironybot's part
  1861. [2012-01-19 21:53:15] <Arkeus> we'll see though
  1862. [2012-01-19 21:53:18] <Falconis> since we can do both at the same time
  1863. [2012-01-19 21:53:31] <Arkeus> Falconis: i think using our soul against the dreamer's is suicidal
  1864. [2012-01-19 21:53:35] <amphibulus> I don't particularly like the primary plan you support falcon
  1865. [2012-01-19 21:53:40] <amphibulus> It costs us winter energy
  1866. [2012-01-19 21:53:43] <Arkeus> even if we don't actually TRY to change it
  1867. [2012-01-19 21:53:51] <amphibulus> And we're running out of everything right now
  1868. [2012-01-19 21:53:53] <Falconis> ...and they both have potential to knock us out as we realize that we are holding up the weight of the earth
  1869. [2012-01-19 21:54:27] <Falconis> k then, use BUTTZ;s
  1870. [2012-01-19 21:54:52] <Falconis> I was worried about it too, just didn't see another option
  1871. [2012-01-19 21:55:21] <Falconis> wait did I say BUTTZ? I meant Ark
  1872. [2012-01-19 21:55:37] <Falconis> or whoever he is quoting
  1873. [2012-01-19 21:55:51] <BUTTZ> They're basically the same
  1874. [2012-01-19 21:56:07] <Falconis> yes it is BUTTZ
  1875. [2012-01-19 21:56:09] <Falconis> cool
  1876. [2012-01-19 21:56:14] <Arkeus> yeah, only difference in mine is using chakra and whitling with sake, while him is a basic shout
  1877. [2012-01-19 21:56:17] <BUTTZ> (mine is better)
  1878. [2012-01-19 21:56:29] <Falconis> I've pretty much reached that point where I no longer read the other posts
  1879. [2012-01-19 21:56:37] <Falconis> reached that point in GQ too
  1880. [2012-01-19 21:56:44] <amphibulus> And your heavy handed plan doesn't work I believe
  1881. [2012-01-19 21:56:48] <Falconis> mostly because WALL OF TEXT
  1882. [2012-01-19 21:57:03] <amphibulus> Our doom rounds are 454 casulls
  1883. [2012-01-19 21:57:17] <Falconis> I was worried about that, but had no specifics
  1884. [2012-01-19 21:58:00] <Falconis> If we have any gun on us that can use it then that would be what I suggest, just didn't remember if it was the same as IT's caliber
  1885. [2012-01-19 21:58:15] <BUTTZ> Mateba uses it
  1886. [2012-01-19 21:58:22] <Falconis> even if it can't go in IT, I would want both fired
  1887. [2012-01-19 21:58:24] <amphibulus> They were made for the Matebas
  1888. [2012-01-19 21:58:37] <Falconis> I need to find a way to clear my mind
  1889. [2012-01-19 21:58:51] <amphibulus> Shower?
  1890. [2012-01-19 21:59:03] <amphibulus> Walk around the block
  1891. [2012-01-19 21:59:27] <Falconis> these do not help
  1892. [2012-01-19 22:00:01] <Falconis> showered about an hour ago, just came from outside
  1893. [2012-01-19 22:00:31] <Arkeus> heh, asellus upvoted in thread
  1894. [2012-01-19 22:00:39] <BUTTZ> Hum the first verse of the Star Spangled Banner while jerking it to a picture of Bea Arthur, with a strobe light strapped over your left eye
  1895. [2012-01-19 22:00:58] <Falconis> I doubt that will help anything BUTTZ
  1896. [2012-01-19 22:01:04] <BUTTZ> It'll make me laugh
  1897. [2012-01-19 22:02:11] <Falconis> I doubt it
  1898. [2012-01-19 22:02:21] <Falconis> because you won't be here to see me do it
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  1900. [2012-01-19 22:02:38] <BUTTZ> I was already laughing imagining it
  1901. [2012-01-19 22:02:55] <BUTTZ> It's like when you trick someone into drinking their own pee
  1902. [2012-01-19 22:03:07] <BUTTZ> You might not see it, but hearing them report back on it is more than enough
  1903. [2012-01-19 22:03:52] <Falconis> I see
  1904. [2012-01-19 22:04:41] <BUTTZ> Seriously though, take a nap
  1905. [2012-01-19 22:04:44] <BUTTZ> That usually helps
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  1907. [2012-01-19 22:06:04] <Falconis> hrm
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  1909. [2012-01-19 22:06:08] <Falconis> that would be wise
  1910. [2012-01-19 22:06:17] <Falconis> gonna miss the update though
  1911. [2012-01-19 22:06:22] <Falconis> ):
  1912. [2012-01-19 22:06:31] <Falconis> ah well, night people
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  1914. [2012-01-19 22:07:08] <BUTTZ> I still think my Bea Arthur plan would have worked
  1915. [2012-01-19 22:07:36] <Arkeus> to make you laugh
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  1917. [2012-01-19 22:17:42] <Mr_TrouserSnake> starting an update anyway
  1918. [2012-01-19 22:48:42] <BUTTZ> How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck a nunchuck?
  1919. [2012-01-19 22:51:06] <guile> Depends on how much the woodchuck resembles Bruce Lee, I would say
  1920. [2012-01-19 22:51:33] <BUTTZ> Bruce Lee never gnawed wood
  1921. [2012-01-19 22:51:37] <BUTTZ> did he?
  1922. [2012-01-19 22:53:43] <guile> But I bet Bruce Lee Woodchuck could nunchuck people into chucking wood for him
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  1924. [2012-01-19 22:56:24] <guile> "But I don't WANT to chuck wood!" "Do you want the nunchuck again?" "... I'll be good."
  1925. [2012-01-19 22:57:05] <guile> It seems that if you use the word 'nunchuck' too much in close succession, it loses all meaning. like many words
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  1927. [2012-01-19 22:57:28] <BUTTZ> I love how his buddies talk about how they were working on a freaking robot for him to fight so that he could go all out without killing anyone.
  1928. [2012-01-19 22:59:49] <guile> Bruce Lee?
  1929. [2012-01-19 23:00:22] <BUTTZ> Yeah
  1930. [2012-01-19 23:00:43] <BUTTZ> Then he died of that stroke
  1931. [2012-01-19 23:02:09] <guile> I thought he died from... what was it, some kind of allergic reaction?
  1932. [2012-01-19 23:02:24] <guile> something dumb
  1933. [2012-01-19 23:04:05] <BUTTZ> He had a busted blood vessel in his brain from a hit he took during training that day
  1934. [2012-01-19 23:04:31] <BUTTZ> He thought it wasn't serious, took asprin, died in his sleep. Or at least that's what I rememeber off the top of my head.
  1935. [2012-01-19 23:04:53] <Mr_TrouserSnake> in GfH Bruce Lee is still alive, and is a teacher at the Shaolin Temple
  1936. [2012-01-19 23:04:57] <Mr_TrouserSnake> just thought I'd let you know that.
  1937. [2012-01-19 23:05:13] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Faked his death so he could focus more on the path of the warrior.
  1938. [2012-01-19 23:05:19] <BUTTZ> What about his son?
  1939. [2012-01-19 23:05:29] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Never knew
  1940. [2012-01-19 23:05:34] <Mr_TrouserSnake> wasn't good enough to get special induction
  1941. [2012-01-19 23:05:37] <Mr_TrouserSnake> too bad for him
  1942. [2012-01-19 23:05:46] <BUTTZ> So his son's actually dead from the gun accident?
  1943. [2012-01-19 23:05:51] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Yup
  1944. [2012-01-19 23:09:50] <guile> Bruce Lee teaching Lo Fang? Cool. Still not as cool as his final act of his mastery over the human body jumping to the moon, though: http://drmcninja.com/archives/comic/11p21/
  1945. [2012-01-19 23:09:56] <guile> Where he then met Dracula
  1946. [2012-01-19 23:11:58] <Captain-Lightning> ?gfh
  1947. [2012-01-19 23:11:59] <Classhole> http://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/360354+50.html
  1948. [2012-01-19 23:15:37] <Mr_TrouserSnake> ....Well, he does know how to render his anatomy as unharmed by space travel as a tardigrade, and can be more obdurate than any yet manufactured mundane material. With Chakra use, he COULD ultimately do that
  1949. [2012-01-19 23:15:39] <Mr_TrouserSnake> but he hasn't.
  1950. [2012-01-19 23:15:46] <Mr_TrouserSnake> You could put the idea in his head, were you to meet him
  1951. [2012-01-19 23:15:55] <Arkeus> lol
  1952. [2012-01-19 23:16:08] <Arkeus> Is he another physical genius?
  1953. [2012-01-19 23:16:32] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Nope
  1954. [2012-01-19 23:16:35] <Mr_TrouserSnake> he worked at it
  1955. [2012-01-19 23:16:37] <Mr_TrouserSnake> and kept working
  1956. [2012-01-19 23:16:39] <Mr_TrouserSnake> and working
  1957. [2012-01-19 23:16:41] <Mr_TrouserSnake> and training
  1958. [2012-01-19 23:16:42] <Mr_TrouserSnake> and studying
  1959. [2012-01-19 23:16:51] <Mr_TrouserSnake> trying again
  1960. [2012-01-19 23:16:53] <Mr_TrouserSnake> and again
  1961. [2012-01-19 23:16:54] <Mr_TrouserSnake> you get the point
  1962. [2012-01-19 23:17:11] <Arkeus> Ah, like Armas, huh?
  1963. [2012-01-19 23:17:20] <Arkeus> an hardworker!
  1964. [2012-01-19 23:17:20] <Mr_TrouserSnake> NO, you crazy nigger
  1965. [2012-01-19 23:17:38] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I can't even accept that as sarcasm.
  1966. [2012-01-19 23:17:39] <Arkeus> What?
  1967. [2012-01-19 23:17:49] -->| Shifter19 (~Scrambled@3B563926.DEA74660.D679F9D9.IP) has joined #golemquest
  1968. [2012-01-19 23:17:50] <Arkeus> Of course Armas is a crazy hardworker!
  1969. [2012-01-19 23:17:52] <Arkeus> he knows he is!!!
  1970. [2012-01-19 23:17:53] <Arkeus> <_<
  1971. [2012-01-19 23:18:03] <Mr_TrouserSnake> No, Armas is not a Hard Work King
  1972. [2012-01-19 23:18:06] <Mr_TrouserSnake> never has been
  1973. [2012-01-19 23:18:09] <Mr_TrouserSnake> never will be
  1974. [2012-01-19 23:18:28] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Well, unless he rewrote his personality
  1975. [2012-01-19 23:18:36] <Mr_TrouserSnake> that could do it I guess
  1976. [2012-01-19 23:18:37] <amphibulus> Bruce Lee is a hard worker
  1977. [2012-01-19 23:18:37] <Arkeus> ^^;
  1978. [2012-01-19 23:18:39] <amphibulus> Camella has everything come easy to her physically
  1979. [2012-01-19 23:18:41] <amphibulus> Armas cheats
  1980. [2012-01-19 23:18:50] <guile> Armas works really hard on things, to the exclusion of all else - for like, a week. Then he gets bored and does something else
  1981. [2012-01-19 23:18:55] <Arkeus> Maybe i still have work to do to achieve the dream of sarcasm over the internet
  1982. [2012-01-19 23:19:16] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Bruce Lee would NOT at all approve of your or Camella-he would most certainly tell you both you lack discipline necessary for your skills.
  1983. [2012-01-19 23:19:31] <Arkeus> Would he approve of Ito?
  1984. [2012-01-19 23:19:33] <guile> bet he'd approve of Ito, though
  1985. [2012-01-19 23:19:35] <guile> aw
  1986. [2012-01-19 23:19:37] <guile> ninja'd
  1987. [2012-01-19 23:19:40] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Yes, he'd approve of Ito
  1988. [2012-01-19 23:19:47] <amphibulus> Though really he does work fucking hard at things, just he does so in a way that's not a dedicated effort to avoid having to work at that same rate over long periods of time.
  1989. [2012-01-19 23:19:51] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Except he IS a bit racist against the Japanese
  1990. [2012-01-19 23:19:55] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Not going to lie here.
  1991. [2012-01-19 23:20:14] <guile> Is he racist against Chuck Norris, too?
  1992. [2012-01-19 23:20:29] <guile> and yes, Armas puts as much effort into cheating as normal people do into becoming good at things
  1993. [2012-01-19 23:20:47] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Chuck Norris knows he's still alive. He's too afraid to say, since Bruce told him he'd be obliged to chastise him. Norris wants none of that after seeing what Bruce learned even one year after his 'death'
  1994. [2012-01-19 23:21:31] <guile> Nice. Even all his internet-Belief doesnt give Chuck that level of badassitude
  1995. [2012-01-19 23:21:48] <guile> I bet internet-Belief is pretty shit, as far as Belief goes, anyway
  1996. [2012-01-19 23:31:16] <Mr_TrouserSnake> It is, but Chuck's got more than... pretty much a handful of people. He has more internet Belief than most celebrities have total belief-and he already had respectable belief from his martial arts and fight movie fame.
  1997. [2012-01-19 23:31:43] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Chuck is one of the top three US mortal Belief using celebrities, in terms of ability, skill, and lethality
  1998. [2012-01-19 23:31:58] <Mr_TrouserSnake> and he'd cry like a baby and go fetal if Bruce showed up and pantomimed punching him.
  1999. [2012-01-19 23:33:17] <Arkeus> ahahah
  2000. [2012-01-19 23:33:27] <Arkeus> Bruce would do decently against lo fang?
  2001. [2012-01-19 23:34:29] <Samar> decently? I think you may be overestimating Lo Fang
  2002. [2012-01-19 23:35:05] <guile> well, Lo Fang is Bruce's elder. But I dont think anybody REALLY wants to go up against Bruce fucking Lee
  2003. [2012-01-19 23:35:25] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Update is up-and while Lo Fang knows more about Chakra than Bruce, Bruce knows more martial styles (mundane), more wholly internal chakra uses, and has more knowledge of internal-focus chakra martial styles. So while Lo Fang might outperform if it was team vs team since he can lead better-Bruce would wreck him one on one
  2004. [2012-01-19 23:36:19] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Bruce one on one is pretty much a death sentence-it's what he does best-and he's the best there is (In the Bloodline-less Mortal category)
  2005. [2012-01-19 23:36:48] <guile> and considering Lo Fang knows every Shaolin style, Mr. Lee must eat martial arts and shit the broken dreams of lesser kung fu fighters. Also he probably breathes punches, or something.
  2006. [2012-01-19 23:37:11] <guile> or maybe just every Northern Shaolin style, I forget now
  2007. [2012-01-19 23:37:32] <Mr_TrouserSnake> He refused to join the temple with their faked death plan unless they gave him a way to avoid ever having to sleep again-AND gave him a place to go outside of time to recover when fatigued.
  2008. [2012-01-19 23:37:51] <Mr_TrouserSnake> So he gets to train 24/7 full blast, and rest as much as necessary with no time loss to keep it up
  2009. [2012-01-19 23:38:22] <Mr_TrouserSnake> so yes, Bruce Lee eats martial masters and shits their broken dreams to make the steps with which he climbs ever higher on the path to martial enlightenment.
  2010. [2012-01-19 23:40:18] <BUTTZ> See I toldja all we should have left Thrompton behind. Oh well
  2011. [2012-01-19 23:40:23] <BUTTZ> Hopefully he'll live.
  2012. [2012-01-19 23:40:25] <guile> if there is punching nirvana, Bruce Lee is going to discover it
  2013. [2012-01-19 23:41:08] <guile> We didnt teleport him with us, did we?
  2014. [2012-01-19 23:42:28] <BUTTZ> He was close enough that the fun came to him
  2015. [2012-01-19 23:43:08] <guile> Bruce Lee: "What, Crucible of Ascension? Go away; talking to you is wasting valuable training time."
  2016. [2012-01-19 23:43:15] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Duke did hit you with something that, at the time of impact, was made to register as being mach 2 without ANY regard for physics whatsoever.
  2017. [2012-01-19 23:44:44] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Guile that's pretty much verbatim how he responded when someone first brought it up. When it was later brought up again, and he actually listened a bit more, his response was 'I am able to grasp that the human body, if one is to master it-must flow like water. Where is the challenge when your flesh will flow as easily as you breath? Where is the sense of-
  2018. [2012-01-19 23:44:55] <Mr_TrouserSnake> accomplishment? Thank you, but please stop wasting my time.'
  2019. [2012-01-19 23:45:20] <Arkeus> well, we did ok
  2020. [2012-01-19 23:46:38] |<-- LightEcho has left irc.rizon.net (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
  2021. [2012-01-19 23:46:39] <Arkeus> ahaha
  2022. [2012-01-19 23:46:42] <Arkeus> Badass
  2023. [2012-01-19 23:46:45] <guile> honestly, I was pretty sure we were going to kill a monkey and get every ensouled animal on our ass
  2024. [2012-01-19 23:46:52] <Arkeus> So, it seems we still don't KNOW we woke it up
  2025. [2012-01-19 23:46:53] <Arkeus> huh
  2026. [2012-01-19 23:47:07] <Arkeus> Well, BUTTZ's primary saved our ass
  2027. [2012-01-19 23:47:16] <Arkeus> As well as abeo's shrieking plan
  2028. [2012-01-19 23:47:19] <BUTTZ> We need to get Thrompton some healing
  2029. [2012-01-19 23:47:41] <Arkeus> Sake
  2030. [2012-01-19 23:47:53] <Arkeus> and he has just passed out so far
  2031. [2012-01-19 23:47:55] <BUTTZ> I'm worried we didn't get the dreamer and Duke is bluffing
  2032. [2012-01-19 23:48:04] <Arkeus> Mr_TrouserSnake: please tell us what was the 'easy' way?
  2033. [2012-01-19 23:48:22] <Arkeus> BUTTZ: i am unsure what would be his point in bluffing
  2034. [2012-01-19 23:48:31] <Arkeus> especially when we don't have the bubble up anymore
  2035. [2012-01-19 23:48:34] <Arkeus> nor attention
  2036. [2012-01-19 23:48:55] <Arkeus> I wonder if OG hasn't contacted us because Duke MIGHT be able to tell who he is
  2037. [2012-01-19 23:53:23] <BUTTZ> If I've guess rightly about Og, he's going to send us a plane ticket and a "job well done, contractor" note
  2038. [2012-01-19 23:53:34] <BUTTZ> Maybe not even the plane ticket
  2039. [2012-01-19 23:53:38] <Arkeus> BUTTZ: what is your guess?
  2040. [2012-01-19 23:53:51] <BUTTZ> That IS my guess
  2041. [2012-01-19 23:53:58] <Arkeus> lol
  2042. [2012-01-19 23:54:18] <BUTTZ> He's not going to spend the energy to teleport us back out when there's no pressing need to do so on his end
  2043. [2012-01-19 23:54:31] <Arkeus> huh
  2044. [2012-01-19 23:54:43] <BUTTZ> Remember, this is AORB territory.
  2045. [2012-01-19 23:54:58] <Samar> he might also not bother contacting us until we leave.
  2046. [2012-01-19 23:55:00] <Arkeus> Well, he could take us out when we are out of that
  2047. [2012-01-19 23:55:07] <BUTTZ> Thus, plane ticket
  2048. [2012-01-19 23:55:29] <Arkeus> we don't need that either i would say
  2049. [2012-01-19 23:55:38] <BUTTZ> You feel like walking?
  2050. [2012-01-19 23:55:45] <Mr_TrouserSnake> I will note Bruce Lee's rival at the temple is a Slider Choi Yeong-eui, more commonly known as 'The Godhand', or 'the man that killed bulls with his bare fucking hands as a street performance piece'
  2051. [2012-01-19 23:55:51] <Arkeus> no, i mean, to get out of AORB place
  2052. [2012-01-19 23:56:04] <BUTTZ> Elaborate, Arkeus
  2053. [2012-01-19 23:56:06] <Arkeus> Also, SB could probably teleport us hundreds of kilometers away now that he has two shadows
  2054. [2012-01-19 23:56:16] <Arkeus> depending on his speed, that might be quicker than plane ticker
  2055. [2012-01-19 23:56:35] <Arkeus> BUTTZ: AORB's influence is just for the place we are at
  2056. [2012-01-19 23:56:48] <Arkeus> i am pretty sure going to the capital (an airport) is out of that influence
  2057. [2012-01-19 23:56:50] <BUTTZ> That place is South America
  2058. [2012-01-19 23:57:07] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Arkeus, AORB covers THE WHOLE AMERICAN CONTINENT.
  2059. [2012-01-19 23:57:28] <Arkeus> Mr_TrouserSnake: but they mostly watch the places the god wars are part of, no?
  2060. [2012-01-19 23:57:34] <amphibulus> It depends on how much he values Armas establishing greater contacts with Riker's people so that he can use those in built structures for personal gain.
  2061. [2012-01-19 23:57:34] <Ironybot> No, not at all.
  2062. [2012-01-19 23:57:52] <amphibulus> Whether or not that's more valuable than the cost of a teleportation, eh who knows.
  2063. [2012-01-19 23:58:01] <Mr_TrouserSnake> Did you forget those conversations you took part in that involved such things as 'Trying to do bad magic stuff in America gets AORB tanks on your ass?'
  2064. [2012-01-19 23:58:15] <Arkeus> We should ask if SB can take us to an airport quickly now that he has a second shadow
  2065. [2012-01-19 23:58:25] <Ironybot> AORB's power is derived from their wide base of resources to draw upon; in addition to monitoring danger zones they must ward and protect all other portions of their holdings which produce the industry and wealth needed to maintain their massive war machine.
  2066. [2012-01-19 23:58:26] <BUTTZ> Maybe we'll get a chance to argue our case with Ogrimmir for an extraction, but my guess is he's going to want us to get out more or less on our own
  2067. [2012-01-19 23:58:27] <Arkeus> hell, we could ask him if he can port us over a continent, but i doubt it
  2068. [2012-01-19 23:58:41] <Arkeus> Mr_TrouserSnake: heh
  2069. [2012-01-19 23:59:03] <BUTTZ> At the very least we should try to get a forged passport out of him
  2070. [2012-01-19 23:59:05] <Arkeus> I would say OG would TELL us we have done the job, though
  2071. [2012-01-19 23:59:12] <BUTTZ> AORB territory
  2072. [2012-01-19 23:59:17] <Samar> ^
  2073. [2012-01-19 23:59:18] <BUTTZ> He's going to be cautious
  2074. [2012-01-19 23:59:22] <Arkeus> he told us he would tell us though
  2075. [2012-01-19 23:59:23] <Samar> it was risky enough getting us IN
  2076. [2012-01-19 23:59:39] <BUTTZ> And he probably will, as soon as he's sure he's not going to draw heat for it
  2077. [2012-01-19 23:59:44] <Arkeus> >[Ogrimir]"....AORB's defenses are as staunch as ever. You will not hear from me again until the job is complete or you have perished."
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