Welcome!! DISCO KEMOKEMOKE

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¹ = sung by Inugami/Takahiro Sakurai, ² = sung by Shigaraki/George Nakata, nothing = sung by Kokkuri-san/Daisuke Ono

>Han chaahan (sheishei¹²), isshohan (yeah yeah¹²)!
Half chao fan (xiexie¹²), one and a half sho (yeah yeah¹²)! [chao fan = chinese fried rice; sho = old jap unit equal to 1800 cubic centimeters]
>Gugure! Gugure! Gugure!
Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up!
>Rererurerure LOVE★
>Hii¹ fuu² mii (Aah¹²)
One¹ two² three (Aah¹²).
>Ooo ieee — geddan¹ — buuuugiiii²
Ooh yeah — Get down¹ — Boooooogiiiiiiie²
>Dansu dansu dansu¹
Dance Dance Dance.¹

>Kokontouzai shinkyuuyouhou
All times, all places, in the past, in the future, in the West, in Japan,
>Ryouri ga dekiru otoko wa moterundaa! (De? Sorede?¹)
Men who can cook are popular! (Yes? So what?)
>Souji mo kanpeki! Sentaku mo kanpeki!
I'm great at sweeping! Also great at doing the laundry!
>Airon mo osaihou mo (Ooi, shouchuu to takowasaa²)
And at ironing and at sewing (Hey, bring me some shochu and takowasabi!²) [takowasabi / octopus prepared with wasabi]
>Jichikai ni mo deterundaze?
I'm even attending neighborhood councils, you know?
>Gokinjo tsukiai paafekuto (Ha! Ha!¹²)
And keeping relations with our neighbors perfect. (Ha! Ha!¹²)
>Nanoni nande teihyouka!
And despite this, why is my reputation so bad?
>Hatarake! Subete wa wa ga kimi no tame ni¹
Work! Everything is for my master's sake.¹
>Subete wa ore no niito seikatsu no tame ni²
Everything is for my NEET way of life.²

>Kao wa ii hou daro (Zannen!¹²)
My face's pretty, isn't it? (It's not!¹²)
>Kirei na kamishitsu daro (Shiraga!¹²)
My hair's high quality, isn't it? (It's white!¹²)
>Suiji sentaku wa makasero (Okan!¹²)
Leave the cooking and the washing to me! (Are you my mother?!)
>Kame no kou yori toshi no kou daro!!
The older, the wiser, isn't it?!
>Gatagata iwazuni utattekudasai¹
Please stop whining and sing.
>Hai! Hai! Hai! Hai!²
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!²

>Kemokemokemo, kemokemoke [kemono = animal, beast; bakemono = monster]
>Ossan niisan neesan minasama rasshai! (rasshai!¹²)
Old men, young men, young ladies, everyone, come on! (come on!¹²)
>Chintonshan! (tonshan!¹²) Binchoutan! (choutan!¹²) [Chintonshan = how the japs imitate shamisens, think ching chong-like string sounds. Binchoutan = high quality charcoal. It's just there for how it sounds.]
>Darira darira rira dansu! dansu! dansu! (Yoisho¹²!)
Dalila dalilalilila, Dance! Dance! Dance! (Heave-ho!¹²)
>Kemokemokemo, kemokemoke
>Kokuri kokuri baaningu haato
Nod, nod, my Burning Heart!
>Han chaahan (sheishei¹²), isshohan (yeah yeah¹²)!
Half chao fan (xiexie¹²), one and a half sho (yeah yeah¹²)!
>Gugure! Gugure! Gugure!
Wind it up! Wind it up! Wind it up!
>Rererurerure LOVE★