Be Fat Neckbeard Slob [Random Shit]

[ORIGINALLY WRITTEN RIGHT AFTER THE ALICORN TWILIGHT EPISODE] This is meant to make fun of the fandom, don't get butthurt :/

>Be Fat Neckbeard Slob
>27, still a virgin
>Have Aspergers Syndrome
>Living in mother’s basement
>Watch My Little Pony episodes every week
>Twilight is your favorite
>Because she is socially awkward at first and she seems a little Autistic, just like you
>You really love Twilight
>Your parents think you’re retarded for liking a little girl’s show
>You’re sure they are just jealous of how happy it makes you
>After the season 3 finale in which Twilight becomes an Alicorn you begin to pray to her every night
>You pray for her to teleport you to Equestria, so you can be together.
>One night your father overhears you
>”That’s enough boy, if you ain’t gunna stahp this faggotry, I’ll beat it outta ya”
>Your father viciously beats you, leaving no part of your body forgotten
>You lay in bed, hurting all over
“Please Twily... Take me away...”
>A blinding purple light fills your room
>When it clears you feel a warmth in your heart
>It was Twily
”I knew you’d come for me, Twily... Please...”
>Twilight simply nodded
>You bent over your bed for her and spread dat ass
“...I love you, My Little Twily”
>Twilight jams her horn into your anus roughly
>You scream out in pain for a moment
>Her horn’s tip stabs into your anal lining and causes you to bleed
>You don’t care, you are willing to endure any pain to escape this life
>After a while of her jabbing in and out of you it begins to feel good
>You begin to moan softly
>As time goes on your moans get louder and louder until they could almost shake the walls
>Your father overhears you and comes rushing it
>He sees the Alicorn ravaging your anus
>He lunges at you
>But at that moment your room filled with a bright purple light and you lost consciousness

>”...I love you too Anon”
>You suddenly awaken,
>You sit up, you were laying in a grass field
>In the distance you can see an all too familiar village
>You get up, with a smile on your face
>And begin sprinting towards it...