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- Contagion
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- Warning, this story contains fluffies dying in unpleasant ways. Viewer discretion is advised
- Group four, are we ready?
- Yes sir, six fluffies, all types and both genders have been introduced to the environment.
- Their lives beforehand?
- Mostly pets of elderly owners who passed away, very well cared for.
- Mostly?
- Yes sir, Mindy is mine, had her for four years.
- I'm glad to see you giving your all for this project, Williams.
- I lived in Cleveland until I was eighteen sir.
- I see. Don't worry Williams, we'll find the answer soon enough.
- Yes sir, we will.
- All right people this is the real thing, I want safety protocols followed to the letter and at all times, understood?
- Yes sir!
- Atmosphere seals?
- Still green sir.
- Fluffy Enclosures?
- Each unit is seperate from one another in every way. Light, air, sound, radiation, the works.
- Good, we don't want any cross contamination screwing with the results.
- I know we've had to burn the candle at both ends to get this lab up and running but the people of Cleveland need our help and they needed it yesterday!
- Yes sir!
- Sir, group three has arrived and the medics want to revive them.
- They're waiting for you, in the test chamber.
- About time we get this show on the road.
- I'm headed to Module Three now to observe, continue preperations for one and two.
- Yes sir.
- Your test subjects will be arriving within the hour, let's not keep our "guests" waiting.
- No sir.
- See to it men, if I'm unavailable report directly to Colonel Nathan.
- We won't let you down sir, every fluffy corpse will be picked clean until we have the perfect extermination method.
- And the eggheads from Hasbro?
- Less than an hour out sir.
- Good, if they can't help then at least I'll have a decent punching bag to work my frustrations out on.
- Yes sir.
- As you were.
- Ok everyone, the fluffies are active in Module four, lets observe our pathogen at work.
- What exactly is this one?
- It's a genetically engineered virus designed to kill the fluffies as quickly as possible, beyond that you'd have to ask the high IQ guys.
- Carrier?
- A heavier than air gas serves as the body, our killer virus floats along inside until a fluffy breathes it in, or ten hours pass and the virus itself dies.
- Sounds convenient, it only affects fluffies right?
- Fluffies and horses actually, if it's used widely people'll have to innoculate their horses beforehand.
- Costly stuff?
- The innoculation is; the virus has apparently been in the works for years at Hasbro, one of many.
- Supposedly they were gonna try it again, selling fluffies properly made this time while quietly wiping out the first batch.
- Wow, ambitious fucks.
- Can't stand in front of progress, they haven't given up on making the perfect biotoy.
- By now all six have been dosed, they sleep together in a little burrow and the gas naturally seeps into low lying areas.
- How long do you think till we see something?
- "Fwuffy itchie."
- That could be a beginning.
- Or he could just have fleas, you wouldn't believe the kinds of insects they've got no defense against.
- That'd be all of em' right?
- "Waven itchie too, gif huggies."
- ... Flea infestation?
- "Hoofies few funny".
- "Haf tummy owwies".
- "Owwies! Bimmy's eyes itchie!
- "Jimmy itchie aw ova'!"
- Ok then, stage one, itchiness appears about six minutes after inhalation.
- That's pretty damn fast.
- This is the one labled with five black skulls, we may be in for a bit of a show.
- "Owwies! Nu wan buwnies!"
- Buwnies! Tummy haf big owwies, need huggies!"
- "Mindeh wan daddeh, nu buwn pwease, pwease daddeh hewp Mindeh, is gud fwuffy, daddeh say is gud fwuffy!
- Symptoms include itching followed by burning sensation seemingly all over the subjects.
- "Hewp! Big owwies, big buwnies, nu wan, nu wan!
- Hey look at the green one, he's molting
- "Huwt, fwuffy huwt! Pwease nu go fwuff, fwuffy wuv fwuff."
- Take a closer look, the ones hugging the most have lost a lot of fluff from their bellies.
- "Pwease gif mo' huggies, pwease fwuff nu go!"
- "OWWIE!!! Hewp hewp!!!"
- Burning sensation quickly escalates followed by rapid fluff loss.
- That one by the litter box is practically ripping her own skin off she's scratching so hard.
- "Owwie, pwease nu itchies, nu mo' buwn, am sowwy, pwease!
- Its been four minutes since symptoms first appeared and already the majority of our subjects have lost at least half their fluff.
- That's not the half of it, the chipped ones are showing a body temperature spike of nine degrees!
- Hot damn, that explains all the talk of burning.
- "Nuuu, hewp, nuuu wike, gud fwuffy, guf fwuffy, gud fwuffy, gud-
- Some subjects are becoming delirious with pain and discomfort.
- "Mummeh, wan mummeh, wan daddeh, pwease hewp babbeh!!!"
- That's our oldest fluffy over there begging for her parents, she's had at least six litters herself over the past year or so.
- "NUUUUUUUU, gud fwuffy!!!! Nu huwties!!! Pwease sketties.
- "HEWP! Munsta haf fwuffy bak! Nu puwl fwuff, nu buwn fwuffy!!
- Daddeh! Mindeh wan... min...wittabawx...owwies...big owwies..daddeh!!!!
- They're vocalizations are all over the map, some beg for forgiveness, others want food, yet others just want more hugs.
- "Fwuf.. nu skettie.. pway?... nuu... NUUU... NUUUUUUUUU OWWIEEEEEE*gurgle*!
- Jesus, look at that!
- So I'm not imagining this right?
- She just... fell the fuck apart!
- "Pw..owwie..pwe-mummeh...wan stic-OWWWWWIIEEEEEEEEE NUUUU OWWIEEEEEE*gakgargl*!!!!!!
- She isn't the only one, it's like their bodies are.. I dunno, rotting or something right in front of us.
- "Mind-nu wawa, hewp sket-baww, nu buwn wuv sweepie-NUUU! NUUU, DADD*galg*
- "Pwea.. kiw.. oww..kiw fwuff gud fwu dai-nuuuuuUUUUUUUU!!!"
- Fuck a duck, he just stepped on his own eyeball.
- And that's it, they've all had it.
- Do we call this a success?
- I forgot to write down anything after the screeching started, the results kinda speak for themselves.
- Yeah, we got a fluffy killer all right but what if it affects something unforseen?
- That's one BITCH of a way to go.
- I'll inform the General, it's a viable weapon but more testing is required before we dare use it outside lab conditions.
- We're gonna need shop vacs to collect the corpses.
- Yeah... You know? She really was a good fluffy.
- Try not to think about it, we'll be testing group two with something that's supposedly "more brutal" and they're mostly fat dam's and foals.
- Hmmm.
- Safeties check out?
- Nothing's tripped.
- Seals good?
- All green.
- Then let's go collect our samples and get the fuck outta here. First drink is on me.
- Thanks.
- End.
- Inspired by Mayclore's military involvement in Cleveland.
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