GUARDIAN MAAAAN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9u_v9H24PfY Skeleton Man - Axis of Awesome

In a Freddy’s plagued by the crime
A Freddy’s you know or could imagine
A Freddy’s of parties and food
A Freddy’s in pain
A Freddy’s in need of a hero
That hero is Guardian Man

Guardian Man, Guardian Man, Guardian Man
Protecting our seats
Wiping off grime
Checking the cams
Wasting some time
Under cover of night, cover of day
Guardian Man, Guardian Man, Guardian Man

During a kid’s party as a child
A small boy got lost and was then exposed to the guard’s room
This room revealed that the boy was in fact part-man part-night guard
What?
A guardian man
W-w-wait, sorry
A part-man part-night guard?
Yes, just as the Chica is part-smug part-chicken
So too is he part-man part-night guard
Right and which part is the night gaurd part?
The night guard part
What you mean like it’s his job?

Guardian Man, Guardian Man, Guardian Man?
He’s got a cool suit
Shaped for a man
Minimum wage
A flashlight at hand
He has metal door strength at his command
Guardian Man, Guardian Man, So he's just a regular man?

Many people think he's just a regular man
Yes
But he's not just any man
I think he is
He's Guardian Man, He's Guardian Man

That's ridiculous, a guard is just someone’s job
It doesn't make you a superhero
It's like saying 'OOHH! Fred man'

OOOOHHH Fred Man
Villian in disguise
But Guardian Man
Sees through his plan
With his Guardian eyes
He's Guardian Man

No sorry stop singing
This is stupid
A guard is just a job someone gets
Anyone could...whoever is listening to this song could be Guardian Man
Guardian Man's listening to us
He bought our album
Or stole it off the internet

No, that's not...

Guardian Man, Guardian Man, Guardian Man
Guardian Man, Guardian Man, Guardian Man
Guardian Man, Guardian Man, Guardian Man