https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o51rzRr1GJY
One two three four five six seven eight nine—

There are ten hitpoints left to go

Trial one!

The final mechs began our last dawn
We murdered them all and carried on to see-

Trial two!

Problem Sleuth arrived with his crew
To fight the second phase of a mobster that he knew

Trial three!

We fought the Vord as they ravaged the terrain
Then Rich fought Stowaway with the friend inside his brain
Doc Scratch has ruined his ancestral pursuits!
Everyone dies and gateways loom!

Trial four!

Gammilton ruined first of April
Setting us back with a rage too unstable
The players came back with a newfound ability
Scratch was stripped of his invulnerability

Five!

Minecraft 2.0 hit just in time
But it was—

At the same spot            At the same spot
As bleak mimes, a great     As seared vines, those roots
climb—                      fried—

Six!

Rich made a deal with Brine for more vigor...
We watched as he methodically pulled the 'clipse's trigger

Seven!

Destruction time? See what Gam's got:
His deal with the Dragon means he got a second shot

Check and mate!

Locked up then freed by Final Rave
Ships in round second, see if they can end the missile's reign

They won’t cover that fight in classes
But look it up, Gammilton's mind shattered like glasses
Why? Because we broke Alpha's chains
It’s him or me, the world will never be the same
Twin had only one thought before the slaughter:
Binary's my problem, he won't be much longer

End of line!

Look him in the eye, aim no higher
Summon all the courage you require
Then count:

One two three four five six seven eight nine
Number ten paces! Fire!—