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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. Sunday, November 23, 2014
  3. 6:03 PM - Smas has been invited to chat.
  4. 6:03 PM - Smas entered chat.
  5. 6:07 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: when's ryan going to get here I need to yell at him some more
  6. 6:09 PM - Eve Ishi: He's too busy looking at trees
  7. 6:09 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: what a fgt
  8. 6:09 PM - Sarah Salem: Is that what they're calling it nowadays?
  9. 6:09 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: hi
  10. 6:10 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: kids start injecting marijuana so early these days
  11. 6:10 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge: Ryan won't be here for a few hours, he's looking at trees or something
  12. 6:10 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: rip in peace ;-;7
  13. 6:12 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: so presumably that means the gang is all here
  14. 6:13 PM - Sarah Salem: The girls are back in town~
  15. 6:13 PM - sUiCiDaL Scribe Senpai McBighuge has changed their name to (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri).
  16. 6:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Smas if you want to be with the cool kids get on the atrocious program known as skype
  17. 6:15 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: fuck that shit I'ma free bird
  18. 6:15 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: [80s rock intensifies]
  19. 6:16 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): oh yeah I'm needed aren't I
  20. 6:16 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: why of course
  21. 6:16 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): it's ok I shut off pokemon now
  22. 6:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): so
  23. 6:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): ~~PREVIOUSLY~~~~~~~
  24. 6:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Dumb bitches acted like dumb bitches. They may have become less bitchy, but continue to be dumb, and return inside.
  25. 6:18 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Before everyone returns inside, Eri blocks the door.
  26. 6:18 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): ok then
  27. 6:18 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): do your whatever :v
  28. 6:19 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I'll let you guys back in, but only if you promise me to not use your magic in like... an obvious sense."
  29. 6:19 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "You can do some subtle stuff with it, I know I can do it, so I don't mind if you use that a tiny bit; just don't make it obvious or wreck the house ok?"
  30. 6:20 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-of course!"
  31. 6:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna nods at Eri, then looks at Sarah, waiting for her response.
  32. 6:20 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod, too.
  33. 6:20 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri looks to Val, expectantly.
  34. 6:23 PM - Val here to party: Val nods looking at the floor
  35. 6:23 PM - Val here to party: "Okay, no more magic.."
  36. 6:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "No more /obvious/ magic; you can use it a tiny bit, but don't do anything that could possibly cause you to suddenly transform, ok?" Eri gives Val a somewhat reassuring smile.
  37. 6:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: She then invites everyone back in.
  38. 6:25 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko sighs in relief upon seeing all persons enter without bodily harm. Satoya immediately finds a couch and goes to sleep.
  39. 6:25 PM - Sarah Salem: I give Val a sidelong glare, then head back in, hiding my bloody shirt using the bundled up hoodie.
  40. 6:26 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri wipes the invisible sweat from her brow, and sits back down too.
  41. 6:26 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Wow, she burns out fast." Eri comments on the sleeping Satoya.
  42. 6:27 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-indeed."
  43. 6:27 PM - Sarah Salem: "I wouldn't expect her to sleep for long."
  44. 6:27 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi seems almost relieved that Satoya won't be a bother.
  45. 6:28 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Tho, I guethh everything went alright...?"
  46. 6:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yeah, everyone's worked out the kinks they had in their systems, so everyone's friends again." Eri nods reassuringly.
  47. 6:29 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Yaaaaay! Now what's next what's next?"
  48. 6:29 PM - Val here to party: Val smiles but still avoids eye contact with Sarah
  49. 6:29 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-yeah, s-so lets get back to the fun!"
  50. 6:30 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Uhm... lets see..."
  51. 6:30 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri begins digging into the box, rummaging in a slightly dramatic matter.
  52. 6:30 PM - Sarah Salem: I sit down next to Remi with a sigh.
  53. 6:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi turns away just a little as her cheeks puff out and redden.
  54. 6:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri pulls out a ticket.
  55. 6:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Huh, Pillow Fight, again."
  56. 6:32 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami smiles evily at this, then looks at Suzu, who shivers.
  57. 6:32 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Did it just get cold?"
  58. 6:32 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Don't know what you're talking about Su." Eri joins in with the evil smiles.
  59. 6:33 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu retreats behind Ko, peeking from behind her.
  60. 6:33 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I used to think the idea was not so great, but now... It might be nice to release some tension..."
  61. 6:34 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I might have to claim vengence for some of my guests."
  62. 6:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri winks to Anna, and Ko; the two most recent victims to Suzu's behavior.
  63. 6:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna looks at Sarah with a concerned look, ignoring Eri. "Will you be alright doing something like this?"
  64. 6:35 PM - Sarah Salem: I cock my head. "I think I'll sit out this time."
  65. 6:36 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve has reverted into ball form and retreated behind Ally.
  66. 6:36 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Maybe you should drag Remi out too, you both seem to be having a good time together."
  67. 6:36 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "W-well, I guess if nobody else is going to sit with the baka..."
  68. 6:37 PM - Sarah Salem: I look away. "If she wants to."
  69. 6:38 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "That settles it then! Pillow fight, in T-Minus something odd minutes...!"
  70. 6:38 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna nods at Sarah, "It's probably for the bes-" Al: "PILLOW FIIIIIIIIGHT"
  71. 6:38 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve, Eri, roll Finesse!
  72. 6:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: this is my fate
  73. 6:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: it was made for me
  74. 6:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (7)
  75. 6:39 PM - Eve Ishi: 18
  76. 6:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: wow
  77. 6:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: opposite ends of the spectrum
  78. 6:39 PM - Eve Ishi: I crit that shit c:
  79. 6:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: crit failed ;-;
  80. 6:39 PM - Eve Ishi: omg you did
  81. 6:39 PM - Eve Ishi: welp
  82. 6:41 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): With a whooshing noise that seems more fitting for a fighter jet than a plush head-supporting cushion, Eri is whacked in the face with a supersonic pillow. The force sends her on her ass. Anna ducks, but the pillow still grazes her, and Eve catches the pillow targeting her like a boss.
  83. 6:42 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: [insert mouth ghost thing here]
  84. 6:42 PM - Eve Ishi: "Eep!"
  85. 6:42 PM - Val here to party: Val watches with wide eyes.
  86. 6:43 PM - Val here to party: "Are you okay Eri??"
  87. 6:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives a shaky thumbs up.
  88. 6:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Whilst still on the floor.
  89. 6:43 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami laughs at Eri's misfortune before pulling the pillow off her face.
  90. 6:43 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve turns to Ally and half-heartedly hits her with the pillow.
  91. 6:43 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve, roll Physical.
  92. 6:44 PM - Eve Ishi: 8
  93. 6:44 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve lightly bops Ally in the head with a pillow.
  94. 6:45 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally shakes her head, then walks off and grabs the nearest pillow, this being the one Satoya is sleeping on. She yanks it from under Satoya's head, which then thunks to the couch, still asleep. Ally holds the pillow like a shotgun and motions as though cocking it, making a *shkchk* noise to compliment the motion.
  95. 6:46 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve covers her face with her hands.
  96. 6:46 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gets up, and watches in horror. "I-I... I am not ready for this field of battle..."
  97. 6:46 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu sneaks up behind Ally and bops her hard.
  98. 6:47 PM - Sarah Salem: I watch from the sidelines, sitting against the couch.
  99. 6:47 PM - Sarah Salem: "This all seems a little pointless."
  100. 6:47 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally slowly turns around, eyes gleaming and her face shrouded in rage. She shouts, "WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
  101. 6:48 PM - Sarah Salem: "..."
  102. 6:48 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh my."
  103. 6:48 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally and Suzu proceed to whack each other about.
  104. 6:49 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve grabs a pillow and attempts to assist Ally by hitting Suzu.
  105. 6:49 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo grabs one of the fallen pillows and proceeds to join the fray. Val, roll Finesse!
  106. 6:50 PM - Val here to party: 12
  107. 6:50 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val bends backwards, avoiding a swipe of the pillow from Michiyo.
  108. 6:50 PM - Val here to party: Val tries to do a backflip and throw a pillow at the same time
  109. 6:51 PM - Val here to party: back at Michiyo
  110. 6:51 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami goes to wail on Eri with her new pillow.
  111. 6:51 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri, roll Finesse. Val, roll Physical, Eve, Physical.
  112. 6:52 PM - Val here to party: 14
  113. 6:52 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Hey Tam- Wa!" Eri attempts to dodge, 16
  114. 6:52 PM - Eve Ishi: 16
  115. 6:53 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri dodges, Eve proceeds to whack Suzu along with Ally, and Val backflips and throws a pillow hard, striking Michiyo.
  116. 6:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu begins to crouch, covering her head from the repeated strikes.
  117. 6:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "K-Ko! H-hellllp!"
  118. 6:54 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Don't listen to that banshee's cries! She'll steal /your/ pillows if you catch my drift...!"
  119. 6:55 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "I..."
  120. 6:55 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu looks up at Eve with pleading eyes. Eve, roll Fortitude!
  121. 6:56 PM - Eve Ishi: 13
  122. 6:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu's argument seems... convincing. You wonder if you are a bad person for helping Ally beat the shit out her with pillows.
  123. 6:57 PM - Eve Ishi: "I...uhm...."
  124. 6:57 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-I surrender!" Eve drops the pillow and puts her hands up.
  125. 6:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "Wow."
  126. 6:57 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri picks up a pillow and poses with it like a sword, bringing it up into the air above her; "I shall join the fr-". At this point, the pillow that Eri's holding flops down and smacks her in the face.
  127. 6:59 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna, finally recovered, grabs a pillow and goes to whack Ally for throwing the first pillow.
  128. 6:59 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna whacks Ally solidly with a pomf =3 from the pillow.
  129. 6:59 PM - Val here to party: Val grabs another pillow and aims for Eve.
  130. 7:00 PM - Sarah Salem: "Remi, is this the kind of thing that usually happens at a sleepover?"
  131. 7:00 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Some of them, yeah."
  132. 7:01 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri takes the pillow she's been holding and makes a swing at Tami, "I shall smite thee! ...Or something!"
  133. 7:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Try it! I've been practicing!"
  134. 7:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami holds her own pillow out like a sword. Physical roll!
  135. 7:01 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: ... 8 :v
  136. 7:01 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: cmon tami roll bad
  137. 7:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): 10 :v
  138. 7:02 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: no you rolled decent
  139. 7:02 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami's pillow clashes Eri's, then swoops around to an opening in her defenses and whacks her in the gut. Feathers poof out of the pillow.
  140. 7:02 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri slides back in typical dramatic edgy anime fashion.
  141. 7:02 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo pulls the pillow Val tossed off her face, and returns fire at Val. Val, roll Finesse or Physical!
  142. 7:03 PM - Val here to party: 11
  143. 7:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You move to catch Michiyo's return fire, and follow up with a whack at her with both pillows.
  144. 7:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): but wait!
  145. 7:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): you don't quite manage that
  146. 7:04 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The pillow seems to jump positons before you can grab it, and continues its trajectory, ending up whacking you in the face.
  147. 7:04 PM - Sarah Salem: I twitch into a different position, leaning over to the side a little.
  148. 7:05 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi looks curiously at Sarah's twitch before turning away quickly, not wanting people to think she was staring when she totally was.
  149. 7:05 PM - Val here to party: Val spits out a mouthful of feathers.
  150. 7:05 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve giggles a bit at Val.
  151. 7:05 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu then stands, as Ally hesitates from her blows at Eve's surrender. Suzu smiles, then whacks Eve.
  152. 7:06 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve, roll Finesse or Physical
  153. 7:06 PM - Eve Ishi: 9 finesse roll
  154. 7:06 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu uppercuts Eve with a pillow.
  155. 7:07 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (oh no eve)
  156. 7:07 PM - Eve Ishi: (( rip me ))
  157. 7:07 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Never let your guard down around this girl, Eve. Ehehe."
  158. 7:07 PM - Sarah Salem: (( Eve Ishi, Status: Deceased ))
  159. 7:07 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve rubs her face and stands up, looking down, her hair covering her eyes, then whacks Suzu as hard as she can.
  160. 7:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): That'd be a Physical, Eve.
  161. 7:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): ...
  162. 7:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): ................
  163. 7:09 PM - Eve Ishi: 16
  164. 7:09 PM - Eve Ishi: (( used 4 luck ))
  165. 7:10 PM - Eve Ishi: (( got a 16 ))
  166. 7:10 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve has just used all four of her luck, on a single roll for a pillow fight. Ending with a mediocre roll of 16, considering it was a fucking 6d6+5.
  167. 7:10 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (could have been so much more)
  168. 7:10 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I'm ashamed ))
  169. 7:11 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu gets a 9. Eve whacks her so hard that Suzu thumps to the floor, motionless.
  170. 7:11 PM - Eve Ishi: "S-sorry!"
  171. 7:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri shoots a thumbs up at Michiyo, before turning to her duel at hand, "Ha, this is me at my worst, you don't want to see me at my best...!"
  172. 7:11 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "I think I can handle your best, Eri. Let's see what you got!"
  173. 7:11 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri, Physical.
  174. 7:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: 16
  175. 7:11 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): welp
  176. 7:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): 7
  177. 7:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami slips on a pillow that was on the floor and falls, ending up face-first in her own pillow.
  178. 7:12 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri stops midswing, seeing as her opponent has taken herself out.
  179. 7:12 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri just crouches down and pats Tami's head, watching the chaos unfold.
  180. 7:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami rolls over from her positon on the floor, looking up at Eri.
  181. 7:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "So that's what you look like from this angle."
  182. 7:12 PM - Sarah Salem: (( !!! ))
  183. 7:12 PM - Eve Ishi: (( 2lewd4data ))
  184. 7:13 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri mutters, "Good thing I'm not wearing a skirt..."
  185. 7:13 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami then blushes, realizing what she just said. She rolls back over, face down.
  186. 7:13 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri just reverts to patting Tami's head and watching the chaos unfold.
  187. 7:13 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suddenly, Eve feels something grab her ankle. Roll Finesse to stay on your feet!
  188. 7:14 PM - Eve Ishi: 16
  189. 7:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve jumps backwards, freeing herself from the Blue Devil's grasp.
  190. 7:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Curses."
  191. 7:15 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve rushes forward to land another strike on Suzu.
  192. 7:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Roooooll it
  193. 7:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): physical
  194. 7:16 PM - Eve Ishi: 9
  195. 7:16 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu rolls aside of your strike, which pomfs onto the floor harmlessly.
  196. 7:17 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Look, how the mighty have fallen; brother against brother, er... I guess sisters is more applicable."
  197. 7:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu stands and bends her knees, eyes blazing. Her right hand pulls back behind her, hand clenched into a stiff claw. She clenches the fingers into a fist, then returns to the claw shape. She darts her hand towards Eve. Roll Finesse to dodge!
  198. 7:18 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "E-eve, watch out! She's using her hidden trump, the 'Fluff Test'!"
  199. 7:18 PM - Eve Ishi: 14
  200. 7:19 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve grabs Suzu's hand when it's inches from her chesticals.
  201. 7:20 PM - Eve Ishi: "N-nice try."
  202. 7:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "...you win this round, green witch."
  203. 7:20 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "That demon knows no bounds..." Eri grabs up her pillow, and makes a dash at the Suzu-demon, whilst Eve has her distracted.
  204. 7:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Rooooooll it! Physical!
  205. 7:20 PM - Eve Ishi: I'll assist
  206. 7:20 PM - Eve Ishi: +2 to you bby
  207. 7:21 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: 9
  208. 7:22 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): well, Suzu extends her free hand to stop your pillow. But then, Eve yanks on her hand, and moves her aim. Your pillow strikes true.
  209. 7:22 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The blue devil is defeated.
  210. 7:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "You... win this round..."
  211. 7:23 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whistles, as she sits on top of the blue devil, who is now her footstool.
  212. 7:23 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve wipes he forehead, panting from the exertion.
  213. 7:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu wheezes as Eri sits on her. "Oof... wow... heavy."
  214. 7:24 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Plus, I didn't know you were the dominant type. Tami, take note."
  215. 7:24 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "!!!"
  216. 7:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "S-ssh! I'm the avera-what!?"
  217. 7:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri turns her sitting into a tackle.
  218. 7:24 PM - Val here to party: Val gets the blushies
  219. 7:25 PM - Sarah Salem: I cover my face with my hand, embarrased on their behalf.
  220. 7:25 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Sheesh... it's like, everyone's a baka, not just you, baka."
  221. 7:26 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh my."
  222. 7:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "They are the stupid ones, really."
  223. 7:27 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri tsks, and gets up.
  224. 7:27 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: She brushes herself off, before 'aheming' in whatever futile attempt to clear the air of Suzu's latest remark.
  225. 7:28 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...so, next game?"
  226. 7:28 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "R-right... so, yeah... next game."
  227. 7:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri attempts to shake whatever looks of embarrassment lie on her face, and digs into the box.
  228. 7:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Pranks."
  229. 7:29 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh no..."
  230. 7:30 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri looks around, and sees her victim, lying innocently on the couch.
  231. 7:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "Pranks?"
  232. 7:30 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ehehehehe."
  233. 7:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ok, who here has a sharpee?"
  234. 7:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "I got it!"
  235. 7:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami retreats and returns quickly, sharpie in hand.
  236. 7:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ok, so.... who wants to go first?"
  237. 7:32 PM - Sarah Salem: "First for what, exactly?"
  238. 7:32 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri points, the shiny chrome-dome of Satoya's head, a canvas.
  239. 7:32 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, I see."
  240. 7:33 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh i-isn't that mean?"
  241. 7:33 PM - Sarah Salem: I hold out my hand for the marker.
  242. 7:33 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "... The paper for the 'pranks' entry has a little paw print on there. What goes around comes around, right?"
  243. 7:33 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri hands over the marker.
  244. 7:34 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It's all in good fun, she should be able to scrub it off."
  245. 7:34 PM - Eve Ishi: "B-but..."
  246. 7:34 PM - Sarah Salem: I advance on Satoya menacingly and uncap the marker.
  247. 7:34 PM - Sarah Salem: "I have experience with this."
  248. 7:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "S-Sarah...?"
  249. 7:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "If it doesn't come off, I'll help it come off, ok Eevee?"
  250. 7:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives a wink.
  251. 7:35 PM - Eve Ishi: "W-well, I-I suppose it's okay then..."
  252. 7:35 PM - Sarah Salem: With that, I scribble out block letters on the back of her head, spelling out 'W I T C H'.
  253. 7:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "..."
  254. 7:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "Next?"
  255. 7:36 PM - Val here to party: Val shoots Sarah a glare
  256. 7:36 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Val, you want a go at it?"
  257. 7:36 PM - Sarah Salem: "I think she would love to."
  258. 7:36 PM - Val here to party: Val shakes her head
  259. 7:37 PM - Val here to party: Then thinks about it
  260. 7:37 PM - Sarah Salem: I grin, exposing my fangs, and hand her the marker. "I insist."
  261. 7:37 PM - Val here to party: Val takes the marker and writes in big letters on Satoya's leg
  262. 7:37 PM - Val here to party: "Sarah was here <3 "
  263. 7:38 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val hikes up Satoya's pants and writes that on her bare leg.
  264. 7:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "..."
  265. 7:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri takes the sharpie, and gives Satoya /giant/ eyebrows.
  266. 7:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Yessss"
  267. 7:40 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Oh! Oh! My turn!"
  268. 7:40 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri passes it over, before it's yanked from her hand.
  269. 7:41 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally draws a surprisingly well-done bunny standing on its hind legs and wearing a hula girl's grass skirt and coconut bra on the top of Satoya's bare head.
  270. 7:42 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri golf claps.
  271. 7:42 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is that practiced?"
  272. 7:42 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It has to be, otherwise she should be a manga artist..."
  273. 7:42 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "So, anyone else?"
  274. 7:42 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally shoves it into Eve's hand.
  275. 7:43 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-I dunno...m-maybe I shouldn.t"
  276. 7:43 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Doooo eeeeet"
  277. 7:43 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-okay..."
  278. 7:43 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "yissssss"
  279. 7:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "... Maybe /I/ should be a manga artist...?"
  280. 7:44 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Think you can handle the deadlines?"
  281. 7:44 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri sits on the chair across from the action, and contemplates.
  282. 7:44 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I guess it could be easy if I Illu-er, imagined it first, and then put it down on paper."
  283. 7:45 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "That's just cheating! It's pretty much tracing."
  284. 7:45 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Tracing from my /brain/." Eri winks.
  285. 7:45 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve writes "I'm sorry." on Satoyas arm.
  286. 7:45 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve sneezes on Sato's arm, draws a circle around it, and draws an arrow from the "I'm sorry." to the circle.
  287. 7:45 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve adds, "I sneezed here" under the "I'm sorry."
  288. 7:45 PM - Sarah Salem: (( I didn't even have to pay her c:))
  289. 7:46 PM - Eve Ishi: (( damnit ))
  290. 7:46 PM - Sarah Salem: (( Ha ))
  291. 7:46 PM - Eve Ishi: (( I gotta stop giving out my sneezes for free ))
  292. 7:46 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "I guess I can try it..."
  293. 7:46 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi approaches.
  294. 7:47 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): She takes the marker and writes "baka" under Sarah's "WITCH" statement
  295. 7:48 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "You know, I think the best part is that she won't notice /most/ of it until she goes home..." Eri laughs under her breath.
  296. 7:48 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri skims through the box, and realizes she forgot something. She'll take this time to produce said item, away from the others. As Eri heads up the stairs she calls down, "Hey, I'll be back in a couple minutes, ok? I gotta find something...!"
  297. 7:48 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod in approval. "Anna? Are you going to add anything?"
  298. 7:49 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Me? Well... I suppose."
  299. 7:49 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna takes the marker and puts it to Satoya's left cheek before pausing, considering what to draw.
  300. 7:50 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "...what should I put?"
  301. 7:50 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-you don't have to put anything."
  302. 7:51 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna shakes her head, then proceeds to write, "Be nice, or I'll end you - Anna" signing her name with a small picture of a globe, like her activator.
  303. 7:52 PM - Sarah Salem: "Flawless."
  304. 7:53 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu takes the marker from Anna and immediately draws on Satoya's other cheek.
  305. 7:53 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): She draws a great stonking pair of tits.
  306. 7:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu waves the marker at Ko. "C'monnn, you wanna try?"
  307. 7:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "I... I don't know..."
  308. 7:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Someone else wanna convince her?"
  309. 7:56 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-it's okay Ko, you don't have to!"
  310. 7:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Booo!"
  311. 7:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo walks up and takes the marker. "I thuppothe I can give it a thhot."
  312. 7:57 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): She writes on her chin, "Regards, the Paranormal and Anomalous Search Squad - PASS!"
  313. 8:00 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "That thould do it."
  314. 8:00 PM - Sarah Salem: ((How did it fit?))
  315. 8:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): she's very precise
  316. 8:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): and she wrote if from ear to ear, like across the entire jaw
  317. 8:01 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Michiyo is a girl to look up to))
  318. 8:02 PM - Sarah Salem: "What is next?"
  319. 8:02 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri comes tumbling back down the stairs, with a flashlight in hand.
  320. 8:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Back." Eri states, at the bottom.
  321. 8:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "That sure took you a while."
  322. 8:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "How's the the masterpiece turning out...?"
  323. 8:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "See for yourself."
  324. 8:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri takes a good look at Satoya and giggles, a rare sight (er, sound).
  325. 8:05 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri contains herself, returning to her 'official' demeanor, before turning back to the box, "S-so, who's ready to see what's next?"
  326. 8:05 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "ME! MEE! I'M READY I'M READY"
  327. 8:06 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Looks like /someone's/ excited." Eri smiles, digging into the box.
  328. 8:06 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Jeez, that baka cat sure can sleep if she can sit through all this noise..."
  329. 8:06 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'm not complaining. Normally she is the one who won't calm down."
  330. 8:06 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri pulls out the slip of paper, and grins ear to ear.
  331. 8:07 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...I felt it in my bones, and it has come to be... Illusion box."
  332. 8:07 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whips out the flashlight she spent 10 minutes mak-er, finding.
  333. 8:07 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You spot another form peaking in from the kitchen. It's Jin!
  334. 8:07 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Thankfully, you weren't doing anything lewd this time.
  335. 8:07 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "O-Onee-chan?"
  336. 8:08 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri loses the creepy grin, and turns to Jin, "Oh heya; we're about to play a fun game, do you want in?"
  337. 8:08 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin lights up. Clearly, that's why he was here in the first place.
  338. 8:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Playing games alone all the time isn't much fun..."
  339. 8:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin walks in, cautiously. He's a 6 year old boy surrounded by teenage lesbians. Any boy even remotely bashful would be shy to enter such an atmosphere.
  340. 8:10 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh, don't worry, nobody bites; and if they do, you've got your powerful 'onee-chan' to protect you." Eri gives a smile, but sends evil looks to everyone else.
  341. 8:10 PM - Sarah Salem: I nudge Anna, and whisper. "Who is this?"
  342. 8:11 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Eri introduced him before, that's her brother."
  343. 8:12 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh."
  344. 8:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "So, what are we gonna do? What's with the flashlight?"
  345. 8:12 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "So... this is a game of my creation." Eri pulls a slightly larger box out from under the smaller box she was using to hold the votes.
  346. 8:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "A box within a box. Incredible."
  347. 8:13 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu is clearly withholding lewd comments due to the present company.
  348. 8:13 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Basically... I've got my hands on a high tech, prototype device~. I can't tell you where I got this from, but I'm allowed to mess around with it, as long as nobody else talks about it, ok?"
  349. 8:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko nods. "I would never tell anybody's secrets..."
  350. 8:14 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It creates Illusions, of anything that the user wants. However, I'm the only one who's managed to get the thing to work."
  351. 8:14 PM - Sarah Salem: "This sounds like... /witchcraft/." The last word is whispered sharply.
  352. 8:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Sarah, please don't..."
  353. 8:15 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "So... I want everyone to throw in their ideas for a costume that you'd want to see someone in."
  354. 8:16 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "And... we'll go around and see who gets what." Eri smiles, ending her explaination.
  355. 8:16 PM - Sarah Salem: "Just this once."
  356. 8:17 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri tosses around the box, with some paper, to let people put their votes in.
  357. 8:18 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri grabs back the box when it's done. "So, I guess I'm first."
  358. 8:18 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Er, I guess, if we follow the old circle."
  359. 8:19 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: 3
  360. 8:19 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri draws....
  361. 8:19 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "Hyper-realistic piece of seaweed"
  362. 8:19 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "W-wha?"
  363. 8:20 PM - Sarah Salem: "What does it say?"
  364. 8:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "I don't...."
  365. 8:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami reads it aloud for all to hear.
  366. 8:20 PM - Eve Ishi: "W-what an amazing suggestion..."
  367. 8:20 PM - Eve Ishi: "W-whoever put that in must h-have good taste."
  368. 8:21 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri cocks her head in Eve's direction, before sighing.
  369. 8:21 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Alright, lets make this fun..."
  370. 8:22 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri points the flashlight thing at herself, and instantly, she's wearing a /giant/ piece of hyper realistic seaweed as a minidress.
  371. 8:22 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...That works." Eri nods to herself, before handing the box to Tami.
  372. 8:23 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-ohmai. Th-that's quite the interpretation..."
  373. 8:23 PM - Sarah Salem: I sense a disturbance in the force and tense up.
  374. 8:23 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...It'd be pretty bad if I only had the one piece of seaweed Eve."
  375. 8:23 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-yeah."
  376. 8:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Satoya wakes up.
  377. 8:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh, look who it is~."
  378. 8:24 PM - Val here to party: Val looks over and walks towards Satoya.
  379. 8:24 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I yawn and stretch out, rubbing a paw to my cheek. "Mhm... That was just what I needed! What'd I miss?"
  380. 8:24 PM - Eve Ishi: "G-good morning Sato."
  381. 8:24 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Oh, welcome back to the land of the living."
  382. 8:25 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whispers to Tami, "Mighta been a bad choice of words."
  383. 8:25 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "...yeah."
  384. 8:24 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Satoya realizes something is immediately wrong. One of the pant legs on her pjs are hiked up.
  385. 8:24 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I look down, confused
  386. 8:25 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Written on her leg, in sharpie, is "Sarah was here <3"
  387. 8:25 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I let out a light 'Oooh' and look up at Sarah, raising my eyebrows. "So, Sarah's been trying to get in my pants again?"
  388. 8:26 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Actually, I think your sister in law was the one who was going for it..."
  389. 8:26 PM - Sarah Salem: "/V-Valentine/ wrote that."
  390. 8:27 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "So, my /sister/ wants to get in my pants?"
  391. 8:27 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Do be aware of some people in the room before this conversation escalates further." Eri hand waves over to Jin, her little brother.
  392. 8:28 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin, the young 6 year old boy, looks around at the people, confused. He fails to understand the conversation.
  393. 8:28 PM - Val here to party: "I just wrote what Sarah was thinking" Val says with a giggle.
  394. 8:29 PM - Sarah Salem: I shoot Valentine a murderous glare, and then return to the matter at hand.
  395. 8:29 PM - Val here to party: Val gives Sarah a sweet smile in return.
  396. 8:29 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Pssh, he's young, he wont even understand it!"
  397. 8:29 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Well... I think I'll draw now, for the box."
  398. 8:29 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-yeah, l-let's move on!"
  399. 8:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh hey, quick Sato."
  400. 8:30 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Throw your illusion box idea in; it's what you want to see dressed on someone...! It's kinda why I'm wearing a seaweed dress."
  401. 8:30 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I scrible down 'Kitty cat paws, ears, whiskers, and a tail!' and toss it in the box
  402. 8:30 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami reaches in to draw.
  403. 8:30 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): 3
  404. 8:30 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami draws "TTGL"
  405. 8:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Woah, cool." Eri looks over Tami's paper.
  406. 8:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "So... are we gonna be doing this actual size?"
  407. 8:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Oh! That's mine! Yes yes do it full-size!"
  408. 8:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Somehow, I doubt this thing has the power to do that."
  409. 8:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Awwwwww"
  410. 8:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "We might need more spiral p..."
  411. 8:32 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "..."
  412. 8:32 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Bothh thuggethtth avoiding copyright ithueth."
  413. 8:32 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Lets make you at least /kind/ of bigger..." Eri does the illusion, and makes it so that the illusion is about 8 feet tall.
  414. 8:33 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Tami's head replaces the usual Gurren's.
  415. 8:33 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami looks around. "Cooooool."
  416. 8:33 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Hopefully we don't get sued..."
  417. 8:33 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "I'm thure thith will be fine!"
  418. 8:33 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "...Anime is weird"
  419. 8:34 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah stares down the giant robot appraisingly. "How heretical."
  420. 8:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Hey, don't talk smack about Gurren Lagann, Sarah."
  421. 8:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "We still need to get Ko to watch..."
  422. 8:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "Me, watch...? O-oh, I couldn't.... it looks much too violent."
  423. 8:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "What is a 'Gurren Lagann'?"
  424. 8:35 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-it's a wonderful show about believing in yourself!"
  425. 8:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Next up, Eve!
  426. 8:35 PM - Eve Ishi: 6
  427. 8:35 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve draws from the box.
  428. 8:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve draws... "Witch's outfit"!
  429. 8:35 PM - Eve Ishi: "W-witch's outfit?"
  430. 8:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna rubs her head, laughing. "That'd be mine. I was thinking like... sterotypical witch, right? Just, a long pointy hat, and such."
  431. 8:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "Why are we discussing witches?"
  432. 8:36 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri turns her flashlight beam to Eve. She becomes a witch, complete with a broomstick and a small wart on her nose.
  433. 8:36 PM - Val here to party: "What a witch" Val says with a laugh that was not ment to be for such a lame joke.
  434. 8:36 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri facepalms pretty hard at the pun.
  435. 8:36 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I walk up behind Val and light smack her upside the head for that one.
  436. 8:36 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Nyo... Just, nyo"
  437. 8:37 PM - Eve Ishi: "W-watch out Val, I-I'll turn you into a f-frog."
  438. 8:37 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Looking good, Eve." Eri gives a wink.
  439. 8:37 PM - Val here to party: Val looks around "Come on guys, it was funny"
  440. 8:37 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "It was just pawful"
  441. 8:37 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally giggles at Eve's new outfit. "I bet you could make all sorts of spooooky potions and stuff."
  442. 8:37 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve rubs her head in embarassment, "Y-you too..."
  443. 8:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "Anna, how could you?"
  444. 8:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna laughs again. "Well, you always mention it. I thought it'd be funny."
  445. 8:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Oh, oh! My turn!"
  446. 8:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally digs her hand in and draws.
  447. 8:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yeah Sarah, you /do/ always seem to be into those witc... huh, what's that?"
  448. 8:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally draws... "Royal gown."
  449. 8:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Oooh, royal gown? I get to be a princess?"
  450. 8:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko nods, raising a hand sheepishly. "T-that's mine..."
  451. 8:41 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri smiles, "Oh, this'll be fun~." Eri then proceeds to give Ally a dress with a tail about 2 feet dragging behind her, and a dress that splits to give Ally some leg. She finishes it off with a small tiara, and sits back, her work completed.
  452. 8:41 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: She then gives Eve a subtle wink.
  453. 8:42 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally looks all around her. "Oohh... I'm so pretty!"
  454. 8:42 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally spins in the dress.
  455. 8:42 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh my...y-you're beautiful..."
  456. 8:42 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww, the purrincess and the witch, what a cute couple!"
  457. 8:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Maybe I should remove the wart..."
  458. 8:43 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally giggles, then walks up to Eve and kisses her nose. It's quite possibly the calmest and most gentle motion you've ever seen her do.
  459. 8:43 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve smiles and holds Ally's hand.
  460. 8:44 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Next, Val!
  461. 8:44 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: roll 1d9 bby
  462. 8:44 PM - Val here to party: 5
  463. 8:45 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val draws "Cyborg Ninja"
  464. 8:45 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Sweeeeeeet."
  465. 8:45 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo raises a hand. "That'th mine!"
  466. 8:45 PM - Val here to party: "robo-bunny?"
  467. 8:45 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "You'll be beepy and floofy!"
  468. 8:46 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri knows exactly what to go for; in 3 seconds flat, Val has one of her ears working like a bandage covering her one eye, her other eye glows a beady red, and she's covered in black cybernetics.
  469. 8:46 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "That little flashlight thing is really cool. I haven't heard anything about technology like this... when's it going public?"
  470. 8:47 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I... don't know really." Eri shrugs. "They're stilling working the kinks out, 'they' let me have this one because I can get it to work."
  471. 8:47 PM - Val here to party: "Be boop bop" Val says with a giggle
  472. 8:48 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Vally's a robunny!"
  473. 8:48 PM - Sarah Salem: Sarah boggles vacantly at these shenanigans.
  474. 8:48 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): So, Satoya's turn to draw now!
  475. 8:48 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I reach into the box and draw then
  476. 8:49 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Satoya draws "hot dude alter ego"
  477. 8:49 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ehehehe."
  478. 8:49 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I didn't think it'd be you Satoya~." Eri says, with a tint of evil in her voice.
  479. 8:50 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin looks on at all the shenanigans, his eyes wide with wonder. He seems to be enjoying the spectacle.
  480. 8:50 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri shines the flashlight at Satoya; 'she' gets some of her hair back, at least to create a sort of short haired catdude kind of thing. She also gets a 14 pack.
  481. 8:50 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Also, she's very much lost her assets.
  482. 8:52 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Just to make that clear.
  483. 8:50 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ((Wait, so I look like a man?))
  484. 8:50 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (yes, a /hot/ dude)
  485. 8:50 PM - Sarah Salem: ((A hot bald dude, with marker scribbles all over you))
  486. 8:50 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ((Still hot))
  487. 8:50 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I flex my new muscles and pose like the manliest man who ever manned
  488. 8:50 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Hey there lil ladies~"
  489. 8:51 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Whoaaa..."
  490. 8:51 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I give you an 11/10." Eri thumbs up at Sato.
  491. 8:52 PM - Val here to party: Val looks at Satoya and blushes "How long does she stay like that?"
  492. 8:52 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Next up is Michiyo!
  493. 8:53 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Oh, my turn!"
  494. 8:53 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): She draws.
  495. 8:53 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo draws
  496. 8:53 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "bunny pajamas"
  497. 8:53 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Hmm, simple enough..."
  498. 8:54 PM - Sarah Salem: "Bunny pajamas?"
  499. 8:54 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives Michiyo an outfit similar to her Hamsteri pajamas, except they have rabbit ears.
  500. 8:54 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: She also gets a fluffy tail thing.
  501. 8:54 PM - Val here to party: Val laughs.
  502. 8:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo wiggles around in her new outfit, then smiles. "It'th cute!"
  503. 8:55 PM - Val here to party: "You match JAKE!" she takes out Jake and makes her hold him.
  504. 8:55 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri nods, "Another wish, satisfied."
  505. 8:55 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Next up is Anna's turn.
  506. 8:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna draws... "Victoria's secret underwear"
  507. 8:56 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...I'm so sorry Anna."
  508. 8:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "O-oh..."
  509. 8:56 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, no."
  510. 8:57 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi blushes. "W-what kind of baka would even make a suggestion like that?!"
  511. 8:57 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Eheheh. I wonder who's that is?"
  512. 8:57 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "I'm... I'm not... do I have to?"
  513. 8:57 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I'll give you the most tasteful thing I can think of..."
  514. 8:58 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "?"
  515. 8:58 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Hmm..."
  516. 8:59 PM - Sarah Salem: "Um..."
  517. 8:59 PM - Eve Ishi: "A-are you sure this game is appropiate for Jin?"
  518. 8:59 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Hey, it's perfectly fine! I doubt it'll make much difference if he's around anyway."
  519. 9:00 PM - Eve Ishi: "B-but..."
  520. 9:00 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "I mean, bathing naked is perfectly normal for families. What's a girl in underwear compared to that?"
  521. 9:00 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives Anna a mini-dress. The kind that covers her up, for the most part. She should probably sit down though.
  522. 9:00 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives Suzu an evil eye when she's done.
  523. 9:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu once again whistles innocently.
  524. 9:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna blushes furiously and takes a seat, covering as much of herself as possible with her arms.
  525. 9:02 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri flicks the flashlight on Anna, removing whatever shameful thing she has to wear. "...Hey, I didn't say how long you had to be in it."
  526. 9:02 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna sighs, relieved. "Thank you."
  527. 9:02 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I creep up on Val, poking her shoulder. "Hey lil mama, how you liking the costume?"
  528. 9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: I turn pink. "There...are not any other suggestions like that, I hope?"
  529. 9:02 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You should certainly hope not, Sarah, since it's your turn.
  530. 9:02 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): roll 1d5
  531. 9:02 PM - Sarah Salem: I reach hesitantly into the box and rummage around a little.
  532. 9:02 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Sarah draws "Generic Video Game Online! The Anime's protaganist's outfit"
  533. 9:03 PM - Sarah Salem: "What is this?"
  534. 9:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin smiles hugely at Sarah's pick. "That's mine!"
  535. 9:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri smiles, a plan coming to action.
  536. 9:04 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: She turns Sarah into the protagonist, before turning to Anna, turning her into the leading side character.
  537. 9:04 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (Sarah: Right Anna: Left)
  538. 9:04 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: http://www.agentsofguard.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/147045-sword-art-online-sword-art-online.jpg
  539. 9:04 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin proceeds to talk at length about the protag, Kazoo "Kratos" Irigay. He stops mid-sentence and looks on in awe as Sarah and Anna are illusioned up.
  540. 9:04 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "WHOOOOA"
  541. 9:04 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "THAT'S SOOO COOL!"
  542. 9:05 PM - Sarah Salem: I look down at my new outfit skeptically.
  543. 9:05 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri nods, her work done.
  544. 9:06 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna looks at her outfit, happy it isn't as lewd as her previous one.
  545. 9:06 PM - Sarah Salem: "Is this from some kind of moving heresy picture on the witch lightbox?"
  546. 9:06 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Meanwhile, Remi's turn!
  547. 9:06 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "I better not get something lewd..."
  548. 9:07 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I hope not too... I have faith in everyone else."
  549. 9:08 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi draws... "Super Friendship Tomoya-chan's Magical Outfit"
  550. 9:08 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): it's her own pick, of all things
  551. 9:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Hey, t-this is mi- uh... I, uh, wonder whose this is, right? Ha. I mean, nobody here would like something so... childish."
  552. 9:09 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Its sounds cute!"
  553. 9:09 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-I love Tomoya-Chan!"
  554. 9:10 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi beams a huge smile at Eve. "You do?! What was your favorite episode? I liked it when - I... uh, let's, talk later. Heh."
  555. 9:10 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve giggles and nods.
  556. 9:10 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I think Tomoya-chan is cool." Eri crosses her arms, nodding in agreement.
  557. 9:10 PM - Sarah Salem: "...Where are these suggestions even sourced from?"
  558. 9:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Before Remi can disagree in her tsundere way, Eri quickly beams her with the flashlight to turn her into a magical girl. She's first turned into Eri's armor, before Eri realizes her error and puts her in the right outfit.
  559. 9:12 PM - Sarah Salem: I look at Eri quizzically.
  560. 9:12 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri kind of rubs her head, "...Force of habit..."
  561. 9:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi seems to glow with happiness at becoming one with her idol, entirely ignoring the strange ninja outfit that appeared in favor of holding her childish glee.
  562. 9:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu's turn, now!
  563. 9:13 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu rubs her hands. "Alright alright, let's see what's comin..."
  564. 9:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu reaches in, drawing a paper written with small, sloppy handwriting. While not a particular item, it's a long description. Basically, it amounts to what your 4th wall sense tells you is "Dio's outfit"
  565. 9:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri seems to get the idea, and flashlights Suzu up.
  566. 9:16 PM - Sarah Salem: I grin, one fang gleaming.
  567. 9:16 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu checks herself out. "Flashy."
  568. 9:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): That leaves two people. Ko, and Jin.
  569. 9:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko's turn!
  570. 9:17 PM - Sarah Salem: "It's perfect."
  571. 9:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): No matter what either rolls, bad things will happen.
  572. 9:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko draws...
  573. 9:18 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "Skimpy maid outfit"
  574. 9:18 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami blushes horribly, looking away from everyone. Eri especially.
  575. 9:18 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Satoya's eyes go wide as she grins. "Oh this'll be a fun one!"
  576. 9:19 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri glares at Tami before bopping her on the head. Tami rubs the lump, "Oww..."
  577. 9:19 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri illusions Ko up before she can say anything, giving her... a normal maid outfit. Nothing excessively skimpy or lewd about it.
  578. 9:19 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Complete with a little feather duster in one hand.
  579. 9:19 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww, boring!"
  580. 9:20 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "...Well, still cute, but nyot as good as it should have been!"
  581. 9:20 PM - Eve Ishi: "C-cute!"
  582. 9:20 PM - Sarah Salem: "That was much tamer than I expected."
  583. 9:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko "Eep!"s at the transformation, then looks around, blushing. "I... I, um..."
  584. 9:21 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin cheers, as it's his turn. He draws the final slip. Satoya's.
  585. 9:22 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): E: "Well, at least it's nothing bad." Eri goes about illusioning Jin to have cat ears, whiskers and a tail.
  586. 9:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): He looks behind him, and shakes his butt, watching the tail wave.
  587. 9:23 PM - Sarah Salem: "/Two/ cats?"
  588. 9:23 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I d'aww, and scoop Jin up onto my shoulders, forming a totem pole of cat.
  589. 9:23 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "MEOW I CAN SHOW YOU THE MAGNIFICANT WORLD OF FELINES!"
  590. 9:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Aa!"
  591. 9:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Magni...wha?"
  592. 9:24 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I nyoom around the room, tightly holding Jin to my shoulders as we zip by the group. "Oh this is pawesome, I wish I had a lil kitty brother!"
  593. 9:24 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin gets quickly used to the motion of being carried around and soon begins to enjoy the experience, cheering and holding his arms out.
  594. 9:24 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-you should probably get rid of his illusion before Sato kidnaps your brother."
  595. 9:25 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): E: "It'll be fiiiiine. Probably."
  596. 9:25 PM - Val here to party: "Awww, so cute!"
  597. 9:26 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Satoya finally stops running and sets him down, and Jin looks up at her face. "And um... you have something on your face, miss kitty."
  598. 9:27 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Shh, don't tell her Jin."
  599. 9:27 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "...Something on my face?"
  600. 9:28 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri takes this moment to step in the middle of the circle that's formed, and flashes everyone, reverting them all back to their normal appearances.
  601. 9:28 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally looks upset. "Aww..."
  602. 9:28 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "And I was the prettiest princess, too..."
  603. 9:28 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I 'Nyaww' lightly, losing my hair again
  604. 9:28 PM - Sarah Salem: I sigh in relief.
  605. 9:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri, upon consideration, lets Ally keep the gown, and gives Satoya the hair back.
  606. 9:29 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ((The man hair))
  607. 9:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (yes)
  608. 9:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (better than no hair)
  609. 9:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (imo)
  610. 9:30 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri takes a seat beside Tami, and whispers.
  611. 6:30 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "You know... I could wear anything you want me to wear, just give me the word~."
  612. 9:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri turns back to the crowd and grins, her work complete.
  613. 9:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami eeps at what Eri whispers. She blushes so hard you can pretty much imagine steam shooting out of her ears.
  614. 9:32 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri just pats pats her before digging into the box.
  615. 9:32 PM - Sarah Salem: I tap Anna. "This is turning out alright."
  616. 9:32 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna nods back at Sarah, "Even after that little... spat, everything is going well."
  617. 9:32 PM - Sarah Salem: "It... wasn't a bad idea to come, I suppose."
  618. 9:32 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Wait... Eri, any chance you could give me something more, purrmanent?"
  619. 9:33 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri's hand stops in the box, "Well, I could try, but it might backfire some... mental imagery, yeah."
  620. 9:33 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "What do you mean by that?"
  621. 9:34 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whispers to Satoya, "I'll probably transform if I do anything permanent like that."
  622. 9:34 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I whispurr back "We'll do it later then?"
  623. 9:34 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Agreed."
  624. 9:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri smiles, conversation over, and she turns back to digging into the box.
  625. 9:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Alright, next up is..."
  626. 9:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh hey, Monopoly."
  627. 9:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I /love/ monopoly...!"
  628. 9:36 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve's face lights up with joy.
  629. 9:36 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri mutters to herself, "money money money", making wierd coniving gestures.
  630. 9:36 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Monopoly?"
  631. 9:36 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Monopoly, huh? Nnnnice. Prepare to land on Boardwalk, ladies... and gentleman. Hehe."
  632. 9:36 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin blushes at being singled out.
  633. 9:37 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Well, in the interest of time... how about a speed game?"
  634. 9:38 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Probably a good idea. Monopoly tends to take a while."
  635. 9:38 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-yeah."
  636. 9:38 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Hmm... how about 10 turns, 4 teams?"
  637. 9:38 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Whats monopoly?"
  638. 9:38 PM - Sarah Salem: "Remi, what's Monopoly?" I whisper.
  639. 9:38 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi whispers back, "It's a board game, about owning the most stuff."
  640. 9:38 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Simply put, Monopoly is an American game coming from the 1930s, during the depression era... " Eri goes on.
  641. 9:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "...or what she said."
  642. 9:39 PM - Sarah Salem: "I like stuff. This sounds interesting."
  643. 9:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): 8d6, highest total wins?
  644. 9:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: sure
  645. 9:40 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): cheaters with relevant magic can feel free to add sorcery as a bonus cheat for an additional 1d6
  646. 9:40 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (Eri will refrain from cheating)
  647. 9:40 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve uses her luck magic to assist herself.
  648. 9:40 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): cheater
  649. 9:41 PM - Eve Ishi: 41
  650. 9:41 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 36
  651. 9:42 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: 34
  652. 9:42 PM - Sarah Salem: 36
  653. 9:42 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: T-T
  654. 9:42 PM - Val here to party: 28 >.<
  655. 9:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (well, at least I didn't lose the hardest)
  656. 9:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (only the second hardest)
  657. 9:43 PM - Eve Ishi: ( Eve will always win in a game of money )
  658. 9:43 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Current lineup:
  659. 1st: Team Lucky Cheaters
  660. 2nd: Team Catdog / Timecunt
  661. 3rd: Team E(ri)dgy
  662. 4th: Team Playboy Bunny
  663. 9:43 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anyone want to luck? Or Sarah, want to magic to cheat?
  664. 9:44 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: nope, I'm good
  665. 9:45 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Im good
  666. 9:45 PM - Sarah Salem: No, I don't cheat, I'm good :v
  667. 9:45 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve voted to be the banker, claiming to have the most experience with the game and thus most qualified.
  668. 9:46 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): By the end of it, she suspiciously seemed to have more money than she could have earned. But she didn't visibly do anything, so you're not sure. Either way, she kicked your asses.
  669. 9:47 PM - Eve Ishi: "H-heh, I-I guess I won."
  670. 9:47 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally hugs Eve. "We're the bestest!"
  671. 9:47 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve hugs back,"Y-yeah!"
  672. 9:47 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Augh... my family never was good with money..."
  673. 9:47 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Well, could be worse. We could be Val."
  674. 9:47 PM - Val here to party: Val's face is red, "I'm bad at money management"
  675. 9:47 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww, poor Val, bunbun aint good with cash!"
  676. 9:47 PM - Sarah Salem: "I still don't understand how to play."
  677. 9:48 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives Eve a victory noogie. "You know Sarah, you did pretty well for not knowing anything about business, or monopoly in general."
  678. 9:48 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Well, it's nothing important anyway. I can't very well expect a baka like you to learn a game so quick."
  679. 9:48 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "I've nevfur played befur in my life!"
  680. 9:48 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "That wath intenthe for thuch a thort game."
  681. 9:49 PM - Sarah Salem: I give the eons old one-armed shrug, from sessions past.
  682. 9:49 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Man... beat by two rookies and the luckiest girl on earth..."
  683. 9:49 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "... That sounds kinda familiar..."
  684. 9:49 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri shrugs it off, not important.
  685. 9:49 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "What're we going to play now?"
  686. 9:50 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Yeah, Onee-chan, what's next?"
  687. 9:50 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Uhm, lets see...."
  688. 9:50 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Next up is... Video Games."
  689. 9:50 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Sweeet."
  690. 9:50 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Cool! I'll get the stuff set up!"
  691. 9:51 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin stands and runs off, immediately returning with a red, spherical contraption, which he plugs into the living room TV.
  692. 9:51 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Video... Games? What're those?"
  693. 9:51 PM - Sarah Salem: "What?"
  694. 9:51 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Is that...a GAMESPHERE?))
  695. 9:51 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ((ITS SPHERICAL!))
  696. 9:52 PM - Sarah Salem: ((SPHEEEERICALLLLL))'
  697. 9:52 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin finishes hooking up the GAMESPHERE.
  698. 9:52 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh man, I forgot we had that."
  699. 9:53 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Whats dat?"
  700. 9:53 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I'm surprised you don't know Sato, it's a /GAMESPHERE/."
  701. 9:53 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "A sphere of games?"
  702. 9:53 PM - Sarah Salem: "I'm so confused."
  703. 9:53 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Yeah! It's SPHERICAL...! /SPHERICAL/!"
  704. 9:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin plugs in a fighting game: Ultra Crush Sisters: Kerfuffle.
  705. 9:54 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ok, imagine this, Sarah, Satoya. That there's such a thing as board games, but digitally recorded. That's what that is."
  706. 9:55 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "You need to use a TV and a controller to play it though."
  707. 9:55 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "...Why dont you just play board games then?"
  708. 9:55 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Shhh shh shh."
  709. 9:55 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Don't question the sphere."
  710. 9:55 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Yeah! Video games are sooo cool."
  711. 9:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "Tee...vee? Cun-troller?"
  712. 9:56 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yes, the thing you call a devil recorder box or something."
  713. 9:56 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "And the controller is what operates it."
  714. 9:56 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Huh, sounds dumb!"
  715. 9:56 PM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "Satoya is right for once."
  716. 9:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Noooo! Just, watch! C'mon, Onee-chan. Let's show 'em."
  717. 9:56 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I figured you of all people, Sato, would know the beauty of video games."
  718. 9:57 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu and Tami sit down for a round, as well.
  719. 9:57 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "I mean, I grew up on the streets, without a TV or anything like that, I've nevfur heard of this stuff!"
  720. 9:57 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ooooooh boy."
  721. 9:58 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "You're about as bad off as Sarah."
  722. 9:58 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri, Jin, Tami and Suzu all nod in unison, then boot up the fairest battle: 8 player free for all, no items, Last Stop, Wolf only.
  723. 9:58 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Roll Finesse 2 gaem
  724. 9:59 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: ...10 :v
  725. 9:59 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 11
  726. 9:59 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: :3
  727. 9:59 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami: 15, Suzu: 11, Jin: 17
  728. 9:59 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): (That's Jin's video game skill, not his Finesse)
  729. 9:59 PM - Eve Ishi: 15
  730. 9:59 PM - Val here to party: 12
  731. 10:00 PM - Sarah Salem: I am going to use all of my luck, just for this
  732. 10:00 PM - Sarah Salem: I got 19 c:
  733. 10:00 PM - Sarah Salem: I pick up the controller one-handed and mash buttons with /style/.
  734. 10:01 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (literally beat by the one armed lady too)
  735. 10:01 PM - Eve Ishi: (( rip us ))
  736. 10:01 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (goddamn)
  737. 10:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): wow
  738. 10:01 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Ill use one to reroll
  739. 10:01 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 13
  740. 10:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): wooooow
  741. 10:02 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Hey I beat Val now :v
  742. 10:02 PM - Val here to party: 14
  743. 10:02 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (oh god it's getting competitive up in here)
  744. 10:02 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I throw my controller at Val :3
  745. 10:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri is dead-last
  746. 10:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Sarah the one-armed wonder, who has never touched a video game in her life, wins.
  747. 10:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin is close second.
  748. 10:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The rest of your places are irrelevant because you're nerds.
  749. 10:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "W-wha..."
  750. 10:04 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh my."
  751. 10:04 PM - Sarah Salem: I put down the controller and shake my fingers out, as they have cramped hard.
  752. 10:04 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Hmph. You're pretty good, for a baka."
  753. 10:04 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin looks at Sarah, dumbstruck.
  754. 10:04 PM - Sarah Salem: I shrug one-armed again.
  755. 10:04 PM - Sarah Salem: "These 'video games' appear to be a waste of time."
  756. 10:04 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I wouldn't say that..."
  757. 10:05 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Bleugh, so boring! Nyot as fun as smut novels thats fur sure!"
  758. 10:05 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "S-ssh!"
  759. 10:05 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri covers up the cat's mouth.
  760. 10:05 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "What's a 'smut'?"
  761. 10:06 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It's... a grown-up thing."
  762. 10:06 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Something little bro's shouldn't worry about."
  763. 10:07 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "Oh..."
  764. 10:07 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "It's okay, Eevee! You tried~"
  765. 10:07 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve nods, "I-I was never much good at video games heh."
  766. 10:08 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Hmm... next item on the list?"
  767. 10:08 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri digs, pulling the next sheet out and reading it off.
  768. 10:08 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "... 'Bark'?"
  769. 10:08 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri blinks, and looks over the page.
  770. 10:08 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You hear a familiar mechanical voice from somehwere in the house. "Bark!"
  771. 10:09 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: She looks to find the source of the voice, "Y-yoki?"
  772. 10:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "...Eri...did Yoki...?"
  773. 10:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Y: "Bark!"
  774. 10:09 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I-I..."
  775. 10:10 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I need a time out. I think I took a trip to the twilight zone."
  776. 10:10 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-I think we've been there for a few months now."
  777. 10:10 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "...pick another one."
  778. 10:10 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Let's just, not even."
  779. 10:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri lights up, "Ooooooooh."
  780. 10:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri pulls out the slip and hands it to Tami.
  781. 10:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Twister."
  782. 10:11 PM - Sarah Salem: "Twister...?"
  783. 10:11 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "With or without pants?"
  784. 10:11 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Ohhh.... oh dear."
  785. 10:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ehehehehehehe."
  786. 10:12 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I lean over to whisper to Eri. "I think we should send Jin upstairs for this one, I can guarantee things'll get lewd"
  787. 10:13 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whispers back, "Uhm... it's only twister, what's the worst that can happe- oh who am I kidding."
  788. 10:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "T...T...Twis...ter....with...?"
  789. 10:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi looks at Sarah, then turns away quickly.
  790. 10:14 PM - Sarah Salem: Apprehensive at all the whisper, I shift uncomfortably. "What is Twister?"
  791. 10:14 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh hey Jin, can you go upstairs and make sure Yoki stays with you? I'll call you back down when we're done; don't want Yoki knocking anyone over."
  792. 10:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): J: "O-oh. Sure, Onee-chan. I guess Yoki would just win anyway, so that's not very fair."
  793. 10:14 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yeah, for real..."
  794. 10:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Jin gets up and waves goodbye to you all, heading upstairs.
  795. 10:16 PM - Sarah Salem: I look around at everyone nearby, searching for an answer. "What is so bad about this next game?"
  796. 10:16 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I give a cheer as Jin leaves. "Aw yee! I know this game from my novels, are we gonna play with or without clothes?"
  797. 10:16 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "P-PLAY WITHOUT...?!"
  798. 10:16 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "/With/."
  799. 10:16 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww..."
  800. 10:16 PM - Sarah Salem: "W-Wait, what about clothing?"
  801. 10:17 PM - Eve Ishi: "D-definitely with clothes."
  802. 10:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "I vote with clothes! It's way better when you leave it to the imagination~"
  803. 10:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "Oh my..."
  804. 10:17 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri facepalms.
  805. 10:18 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "What is with you people..."
  806. 10:18 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "This was /your/ idea to invite them all together, Eri."
  807. 10:18 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I was unaware of everyone's collective... situation."
  808. 10:18 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Fiiine, you boring nerds!"
  809. 10:19 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri pulls a giant Twister mat from out under the couch.
  810. 10:19 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: It's been waiting its whole life for this moment.
  811. 10:21 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Oh boy... here we go."
  812. 10:21 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): First up, everyone roll Finesse: TN10.
  813. 10:21 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 12
  814. 10:21 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: 10
  815. 10:21 PM - Sarah Salem: 8
  816. 10:21 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): To make it simple for the 2MANY NPCs, I'll have them all average at 5
  817. 10:21 PM - Val here to party: 12
  818. 10:22 PM - Eve Ishi: 14
  819. 10:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You all proceed to begin standing and tangling together on the oversized Twister mat. Sarah and Ko are immediately knocked out.
  820. 10:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Of the competition, not consciousness.
  821. 10:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "O-oh..."
  822. 10:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri salutes with her one arm still available to her.
  823. 10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: I blame having one arm.
  824. 10:24 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Next. TN12.
  825. 10:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: 13
  826. 10:24 PM - Sarah Salem: I sit down by the side near Anna and Remi.
  827. 10:24 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 13
  828. 10:25 PM - Val here to party: 15
  829. 10:25 PM - Eve Ishi: 10
  830. 10:25 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami, Ally and Anna are out as well.
  831. 10:25 PM - Sarah Salem: "That was fast."
  832. 10:26 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww ye, Imma win this!"
  833. 10:26 PM - Val here to party: "No way!"
  834. 10:26 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Everyone proceeds to twist together further and further into a jumbled mass of limbs.
  835. 10:26 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I-I"ll win for you T-Tami!" Eri says, doing a handstand.
  836. 10:27 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Nyope, team cat'll win this one!"
  837. 10:27 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "I believe in the you that believes in you, Eri!"
  838. 10:27 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...That l-line has never made sense...!"
  839. 10:27 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo, Remi, Suzu, Val, Satoya and Eri are all that remain
  840. 10:29 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ready? Roll again
  841. 10:29 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): TN14
  842. 10:29 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 12
  843. 10:29 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Lucking it to 14 :3
  844. 10:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: luck to reroll
  845. 10:29 PM - Sarah Salem: Pfft
  846. 10:29 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: twas worth a shot
  847. 10:29 PM - Val here to party: 15
  848. 10:29 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Wait
  849. 10:30 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I will attempt to break Val's concentration
  850. 10:30 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: By smacking that booty
  851. 10:30 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Finesse vs Fortitude, Satoya vs Val
  852. 10:30 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Satoya gets -2 from the awkward position
  853. 10:30 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 14 :V
  854. 10:31 PM - Val here to party: 13
  855. 10:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (and this is why fortitude is the best stat)
  856. 10:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Meanwhile, Remi collapses, and Suzu follows quickly after, falling face-first (surprisingly unintentionally) into her chest.
  857. 10:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri lands on top of the pile.
  858. 10:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu looks up at Remi from her chest before "oof"ing as Eri's fat ass falls as well.
  859. 10:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Satoya cheats, slapping Val's ass with her tail.
  860. 10:32 PM - Val here to party: Val gives a loud "EEEEP"
  861. 10:32 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): This thoroughly distracts Val, and she falls tits-first onto Eri's face.
  862. 10:32 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "D-defeated, by a ca-MRMPH"
  863. 10:32 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "Oh my..."
  864. 10:32 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "Should... should we help them?"
  865. 10:33 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri tries to reach out her hand; her arm trembles, and it falls, lifeless.
  866. 10:33 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Woo, opperation booty worked flawlessly!"
  867. 10:33 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi struggles beneath the pile of lesbians.
  868. 10:33 PM - Sarah Salem: I make a futile attempt to drag her out with my weak, single arm
  869. 10:33 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu seems pretty ok with being trapped in tits.
  870. 10:33 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Wait, did I win :v
  871. 10:34 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (yes)
  872. 10:34 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Yes.
  873. 10:34 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna helps Sarah, while Tami goes to pull on Eri.
  874. 10:34 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I flop into the pile as well, arms outstretched to hug as many people as possible :3
  875. 10:34 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Satoya's flop completely unbalances all other struggling parties, and they join the pile.
  876. 10:34 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): It's the biggest pile of lesbians you've ever seen.
  877. 10:34 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: A muffled 'kyak' is heard from under the piles of flesh.
  878. 10:34 PM - Val here to party: Val stands up and covers her chest.
  879. 10:35 PM - Val here to party: "H-HEY, you cheated"
  880. 10:35 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww, I did nyot, I just couldnt resist the urge to touch the butt!"
  881. 10:35 PM - Val here to party: "That's a horrible excuse."
  882. 10:35 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "T-the fabled butt love is true..." Eri mutters, to nobody in particular.
  883. 10:35 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh my."
  884. 10:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "Please help me."
  885. 10:36 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Those on the sidelines, namely the more innocent (or deviant) ones, watch.
  886. 10:36 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "So... I'm nyot allowed to touch the butt?"
  887. 10:36 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The pile begins to deconstruct slowly, and you're all freed.
  888. 10:36 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri breaths a sigh of relief.
  889. 10:37 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Thank god Yoki wasn't in on this, she would have torn us apart..."
  890. 10:37 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi simply breaths, finally being out from under the pile.
  891. 10:38 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "S-sorry Remi. I couldn't move under the pile of other people either..."
  892. 10:38 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Hmph!"
  893. 10:38 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...The tsun, it burns..."
  894. 10:39 PM - Sarah Salem: I lay down, head propped against Anna's side.
  895. 10:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna pats Sarah in consolation.
  896. 10:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally giggles. "That was fun! So what's next?"
  897. 10:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri weakly rustles through the box.
  898. 10:39 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh hey, Karaoke."
  899. 10:39 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Hey, if you want revenge, you can always touch my butt!"
  900. 10:40 PM - Val here to party: Val's face gets red. "Why would I do that?"
  901. 10:40 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Because why nyot?"
  902. 10:40 PM - Val here to party: "I dun wun to touch the butt!"
  903. 10:40 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Shh... Touch the butt"
  904. 10:41 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Can we not"
  905. 10:41 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Rrrright."
  906. 10:41 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "As I said, Karaoke!"
  907. 10:42 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Woo, singing!"
  908. 10:42 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Wooo! Eevee gets to sing!"
  909. 10:42 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve blushes,"I-I haven't in quite a w-while, I-I might be a little rusty."
  910. 10:42 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "You /totally/ got this!"
  911. 10:42 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Don't worry Eevee, same here."
  912. 10:43 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve nods, "O-okay!"
  913. 10:43 PM - Sarah Salem: "Singing?"
  914. 10:43 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "I guess you can finally sing together, right? You wanted to back during that babysitting business."
  915. 10:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "We kinda did, but it was only a lullaby..."
  916. 10:44 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Hopefully I still have the voice for it, h-heh."
  917. 10:44 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo shakes her head. "I'm going to thit thith one out... I can't do it with my voith..."
  918. 10:44 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "I wanna sing with lil miss bunbun!"
  919. 10:45 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-you can go first Sato and Val."
  920. 10:46 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I drag Val up to the microphone :3
  921. 10:46 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri pulls one out for the occasion.
  922. 10:46 PM - Val here to party: Val bites her lip
  923. 10:46 PM - Val here to party: "Mhhmmhmhhmhm"
  924. 10:46 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ((Quick someone give us a duette)
  925. 10:46 PM - Sarah Salem: (( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPf0YbXqDm0 ))
  926. 10:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Uptown Funk, always Uptown Funk))
  927. 10:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((I don't care if it won't work))
  928. 10:47 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ((Bruno Mars? Fuck yeah))
  929. 10:47 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: (((Or should I say, funk yeah)))
  930. 10:47 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Me and Eri are totally doing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IMYLzAr7sk&list=PLTrPYFwev-9lwXvPam9gWAz8g0hBG5Vhf ))
  931. 10:47 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: ((yes))
  932. 10:48 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: ((oh god this is the first time I've heard the english op))
  933. 10:48 PM - Eve Ishi: (( It's wonderful ))
  934. 10:48 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Cmon, either sing with me, or touch the butt!"
  935. 10:50 PM - Val here to party: Vals eyes get big "NO"
  936. 10:50 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Cmooooon" Can I attempt to cute her into doing it :v
  937. 10:50 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): sure
  938. 10:51 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val, roll Fortitude against Satoya's Cute.
  939. 10:51 PM - Val here to party: 11
  940. 10:51 PM - Val here to party: 13
  941. 10:51 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 14
  942. 10:51 PM - Val here to party: (sheit)
  943. 10:52 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val can't take the wide kitty eyes.
  944. 10:52 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): She feels like she'd be satan if she ignored Satoya.
  945. 10:52 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Cmon Val, don't worry. It'll be fun."
  946. 10:53 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Puuuuurrleaaaase?"
  947. 10:53 PM - Val here to party: Val looks into her eyes and then finally nods
  948. 10:53 PM - Val here to party: "Fine, ONE song."
  949. 10:53 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I squee excitedly and kiss her on the forehead "Thank mew bunbun!"
  950. 10:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Roll Social 2 sing gud
  951. 10:54 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: 13
  952. 10:55 PM - Val here to party: 9
  953. 10:55 PM - Val here to party: 11
  954. 10:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val sings rather poorly, and Satoya not as poorly.
  955. 10:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Overall it was a pretty eh performance.
  956. 10:56 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Afterwards, I continue to smile, hugging Val and purring lightly. "See, its fun!"
  957. 10:57 PM - Val here to party: Vals nose leaks blood
  958. 10:57 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "So... anyone else want to give it a try?"
  959. 10:57 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "You and Eve should, Eri."
  960. 10:57 PM - Eve Ishi: "Y-yeah!"
  961. 10:57 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "O-ok... hopefully I don't sti... Val, you ok?"
  962. 10:58 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Y-you didn't fry your brain during that one did you?"
  963. 10:58 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww, she's a shy lil bunbun, so cute!"
  964. 10:58 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gets Valentine a tissue, before turning to the task at hand.
  965. 10:59 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "O-ok Eve, lets do this. You got a song?"
  966. 10:59 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I escort Val to the couch, and engage cuddles :3
  967. 10:59 PM - Val here to party: Val dabs the blood away.
  968. 10:59 PM - Val here to party: "Why are you cuddling me, I'm not into chicks"
  969. 10:59 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh, really?"
  970. 10:59 PM - Eve Ishi: "A-anyway, w-what about this for our song?" Eve shows them the Nichijou op.
  971. 11:00 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Sure... that'll be fun I think. Kinda fast, but I think we can manage."
  972. 11:00 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "But somehow... the style seems familiar..."
  973. 11:00 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: [cue flashbacks to Eri having the Theme Music change]
  974. 11:00 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Y-yeah, must be my imagination."
  975. 11:01 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Alright, lets do this...!"
  976. 11:01 PM - Eve Ishi: "R-right!"
  977. 11:01 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The song begins. Roll your masteries!
  978. 11:01 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: 16 on my end
  979. 11:02 PM - Eve Ishi: 17
  980. 11:02 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (nailed it)
  981. 11:02 PM - Eve Ishi: (( B) ))
  982. 11:02 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You nail it harder than a billhook through a catgirl's chest.
  983. 11:02 PM - Sarah Salem: ((This is pretty fucking hard, for comparison))
  984. 11:02 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): It was beautiful.
  985. 11:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri wipes her brow, "I-I think we did pretty good."
  986. 11:03 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-I think so too, y-you were wonderful Eri."
  987. 11:03 PM - Sarah Salem: I clap softly.
  988. 11:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (how sarah)
  989. 11:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (/how/)
  990. 11:03 PM - Eve Ishi: (( she slaps herself ))
  991. 11:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((How what?))
  992. 11:03 PM - Sarah Salem: ((You don't know the sound of one hand clapping?))
  993. 11:03 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (this ain't some jazz club or something, where you snap when it's over)
  994. 11:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally cheers and claps, Tami joins in.
  995. 11:03 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Several of the other NPCs applaud in their own various ways as well.
  996. 11:03 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I'd applaud, if not snuggling Val:
  997. 11:04 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "E-heh, I think you were just a tiny bit better Eevee."
  998. 11:05 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "S-so, anyone else? Or should we move on to the last couple of things?"
  999. 11:05 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Lets keep going!"
  1000. 11:05 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): A few of the NPCs get up and sing, including Remi and Tami, Anna, Ally and Eve, Ally going solo (singing anime openings of course), and finally Suzu managed to /ko/ax Ko into singing as well.
  1001. 11:05 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ok... lets see what's next..."
  1002. 11:06 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: And for the sake of convenience for a certain demi-god, Eri takes out a certain slip of paper.
  1003. 11:06 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oooh. Truth or Dare. I know this one."
  1004. 11:08 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Truth or dare...?"
  1005. 11:08 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yeah, you know it Tami?"
  1006. 11:09 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Yeah, yeah, I do. And I doubt it'll end well. But, that's been said about a lot of things tonight."
  1007. 11:09 PM - Sarah Salem: "I believe I know how to play this one."
  1008. 11:09 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It can't be worse than..."
  1009. 11:09 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Can we dare people to touch the butt?"
  1010. 11:09 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...I think I stand corrected."
  1011. 11:10 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi's face becomes curiously intense and plotty, like she's planning something.
  1012. 11:10 PM - Sarah Salem: ((SFX: Menacing))
  1013. 11:10 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh my."
  1014. 11:10 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "O-oh my."
  1015. 11:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "So... I guess... lets go around, and truth-darers can be selected via bottle?"
  1016. 11:11 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Basically like how we did Spin..."
  1017. 11:12 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-is that how you usually play?"
  1018. 11:12 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww, lets do picking!"
  1019. 11:12 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "I vote picking!"
  1020. 11:12 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Yeah!"
  1021. 11:13 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ok, if you guys say so..."
  1022. 11:13 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I'll have Tami go first though~."
  1023. 11:13 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Wha?!"
  1024. 11:13 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Grr... fine, then."
  1025. 11:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami suddenly gets a terrifying gleam. She looks at Suzu.
  1026. 11:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Suzu... truth, or dare?"
  1027. 11:14 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Ha, think you'll get anything out of me? Dare!"
  1028. 11:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "I dare you... to NOT TOUCH ANY MORE BOOBS!"
  1029. 11:15 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ooooooh...!"
  1030. 11:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "N-no... T-Tami... TAMI, HOW COULD YOU?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
  1031. 11:15 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "High five...!"
  1032. 11:15 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami recriprocates the gesture.
  1033. 11:15 PM - Eve Ishi: "L-looks like Ko has been saved."
  1034. 11:16 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "And all it took was one horrifing, er, nice night."
  1035. 11:16 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "I refuse! I'll tell the truth! I'll say whatever you want, just... not that, anything but that!"
  1036. 11:16 PM - Sarah Salem: "She could just touch something else..." I murmur
  1037. 11:16 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "How could one live without touching boobs?" I say, giving Val a squeeze
  1038. 11:16 PM - Val here to party: Val gives a loud "EPP"
  1039. 11:16 PM - Val here to party: And swats her hand away
  1040. 11:16 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: Satoya giggles and scoots closer with a dumb smile
  1041. 11:16 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Well then, in that case, tell the truth. Why do you like touching boobs so much, hmm?"
  1042. 11:17 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri leans forward; this is going to be the information of the century.
  1043. 11:17 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "I... b-because..."
  1044. 11:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( Just be like space Dandy ))
  1045. 11:17 PM - Eve Ishi: (( "It's the ass baby!" ))
  1046. 11:18 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "BECAUSE I'M /JEALOUS/! I DON'T HAVE ANY OF MY OWN, AND I NEVER WILL!"
  1047. 11:18 PM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh my..."
  1048. 11:18 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Aww... Well you have a willing volunteer for if the urge is too strong!" I say, scooting over to pat her shoulder
  1049. 11:18 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri blinks. "W-woah. Not the idea I had."
  1050. 11:19 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "You... you just can't let me have this one thing, can you? Heartless demon..."
  1051. 11:19 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko's eyes begin to water, and she shuffles closer to Suzu, hugging her close.
  1052. 11:20 PM - Eve Ishi: (( The suzuko ship will sail ))
  1053. 11:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): While sobbing lightly onto Ko's shoulder, Suzu's hand halfheartedly grasps Ko's boob and squeezes.
  1054. 11:20 PM - Val here to party: Val takes a pic
  1055. 11:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): (lesbian)
  1056. 11:20 PM - Val here to party: (lesbian blog by a stright girl)
  1057. 11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Lmao straight girl))
  1058. 11:20 PM - Sarah Salem: ((Try again))
  1059. 11:20 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I clap heartily at this emotional moment
  1060. 11:20 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: A single tear rolls down my face
  1061. 11:20 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri looks away, tis a sad sight indeed (and entirely predictable).
  1062. 11:20 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): That makes it Eri's turn!
  1063. 11:21 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Hmm..."
  1064. 11:22 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Tami, truth... or /dare/?"
  1065. 11:22 PM - Sarah Salem: I shift around, adjusting my propped-up position.
  1066. 11:22 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Hm... I pick dare."
  1067. 11:22 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Heh. Hehehe."
  1068. 11:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Oh. Oh no. I've chosen... poorly."
  1069. 11:23 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I dare you, after Golden Week is over. First day of school? I'll be you, and you'll be me."
  1070. 11:23 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "You mean, we switch...?"
  1071. 11:23 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri nods.
  1072. 11:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "And it has to be for 24 hours."
  1073. 11:24 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "...fine. I'll do it."
  1074. 11:24 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri grins, and nods to the next person in line.
  1075. 11:24 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve!
  1076. 11:25 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve turns to Ally,"T-truth or dare Ally?"
  1077. 11:25 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Dare, dare, dare!"
  1078. 11:26 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve avoids eye contact,"I-I dare you to g-give back th-the bunnies you st-stole."
  1079. 11:27 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Hmmm... nope! Can't do it!"
  1080. 11:27 PM - Eve Ishi: "C-can you s-say no?"
  1081. 11:28 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Somehow... I think she just did."
  1082. 11:28 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Are you really gonna argue with her?"
  1083. 11:28 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "I don't think there's any winning against that argument."
  1084. 11:28 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve sighs,"O-okay then."
  1085. 11:29 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally giggles, then bops Eve on the nose.
  1086. 11:29 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve allows herself a small smile.
  1087. 11:29 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Psst! If you turn down a dare, you have to take a piece of clothing off, or else there's no reason not to say nyo!"
  1088. 11:30 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "...At least that's how it goes in my novels!"
  1089. 11:30 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Oh, it's my turn! Hmm... /Sarah/, truth or dare?"
  1090. 11:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "Me?"
  1091. 11:30 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): She nods vigoriously. "Mn!"
  1092. 11:30 PM - Sarah Salem: "Truth, I suppose."
  1093. 11:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Do you liiiike Remi? Like, LIKE like?"
  1094. 11:31 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "D-DOES SHE-?!"
  1095. 11:31 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I 'Oooh' lightly at this.
  1096. 11:31 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri raises an eyebrow.
  1097. 11:32 PM - Sarah Salem: I blush. "I um, I think I will pass on answering that one."
  1098. 11:33 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally, clearly, doesn't seem to get that Sarah totally does like, like like Remi, and continues to press the issue.
  1099. 11:33 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Nooope! You gotta answer, or do a dare!"
  1100. 11:33 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...And that's answer enough..." Eri mutters.
  1101. 11:33 PM - Eve Ishi: "B-but you skipped your dare Ally."
  1102. 11:33 PM - Sarah Salem: "You said 'no' to a dare." I point out.
  1103. 11:34 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "That's different! I couldn't return the bunnies I stole, because I didn't steal any bunnies! Toya-chan did."
  1104. 11:34 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri nods, "Tis true."
  1105. 11:34 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "She's got a point."
  1106. 11:34 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "She has a point, I am the criminal in that situation!"
  1107. 11:34 PM - Eve Ishi: "I-I suppose..."
  1108. 11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "...is no one on my side?"
  1109. 11:35 PM - Sarah Salem: "I will take the dare."
  1110. 11:35 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "In /that/ case, I dare you... to be super duper EXTRA nice to everyone for the rest of the night!"
  1111. 11:36 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri nods. "I like this truth or dare thing already."
  1112. 11:36 PM - Sarah Salem: I am visibly pained by the notion. "If you say so."
  1113. 11:37 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Sarah feels a soft patting on her shoulder once again. Anna has, at some point, fetched one of the teddy bears she brought, and is once more puppeting it to pat Sarah's shoulder.
  1114. 11:37 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I scooch over to Sarah after she accepts.
  1115. 11:37 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "So, you gotta be nice to /efurryone/?"
  1116. 11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: I sigh resignedly.
  1117. 11:37 PM - Sarah Salem: "Everyone."
  1118. 11:37 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna glares at Satoya.
  1119. 11:37 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Do watch out Sato, you've got a warning label on your cheek."
  1120. 11:38 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I lean over and offer my head "Gimme a pat purrlease!"
  1121. 11:38 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna /death/ glares.
  1122. 11:37 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val's turn now!
  1123. 11:37 PM - Val here to party: "I'm gonna dare..... Satoya!"
  1124. 11:38 PM - Val here to party: "Dare or dare?"
  1125. 11:38 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Dare, duh, lemme get this pat furst though!"
  1126. 11:38 PM - Sarah Salem: I hesitate, then pat her head lightly with a sour expression, keeping contact as brief as possible.
  1127. 11:39 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The glare continues at Satoya.
  1128. 11:39 PM - Sarah Salem: I grimace at Anna.
  1129. 11:39 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I smile up at her, sweetly saying "Thank mew!" before skittering back off to my spot.
  1130. 11:40 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whispers something or other to Tami in the meantime.
  1131. 11:40 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Good thing you didn't pick truth~."
  1132. 11:40 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami gulps. "What... would you have asked?"
  1133. 11:40 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It was going to be a... follow up, to what I said earlier. I'll leave it at that."
  1134. 11:41 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri playfully winks, and turns her attention back to the game at hand.
  1135. 11:42 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Nyow then, gimme a dare!"
  1136. 11:42 PM - Val here to party: "I dare you toooo... act like a dog for the rest of the night and make dog puns."
  1137. 11:42 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I give her a deathstare. "...I didn't think I had a purrsonal comfurt zone, but you just crossed that line."
  1138. 11:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whips out the illusionary flashlight, and hits Satoya with it.
  1139. 11:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Satoya is now a doge.
  1140. 11:43 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: a Dogegirl that is.
  1141. 11:43 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "...I hate me- you."
  1142. 11:43 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "God this is going to be ruff."
  1143. 11:44 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yessss."
  1144. 11:44 PM - Sarah Salem: "I almost feel bad."
  1145. 11:44 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Next up, Satoya!
  1146. 11:44 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ''...Val, dare, or dare?"
  1147. 11:45 PM - Val here to party: "...dare?"
  1148. 11:45 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: I let out a bit of a cackle, before grinning evily.
  1149. 11:45 PM - Val here to party: "oh gawd"
  1150. 11:46 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "I dare you to kiss me, take a picture, and send it to Shosuke without context!"
  1151. 11:46 PM - Val here to party: Val shakes her head "That's never going to happen!"
  1152. 11:46 PM - Eve Ishi: (( that's fucked up ))
  1153. 11:46 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ((Ye, dont fuck with Satoya :3))
  1154. 11:46 PM - Sarah Salem: ((It begins))
  1155. 11:46 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "O-oh...m-my....."
  1156. 11:46 PM - Eve Ishi: "Oh my!"
  1157. 11:46 PM - Val here to party: "I thought we agreed not to tell him you were alive yet!"
  1158. 11:47 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "...You turned me into the one thing I hate most! And besides, he wouldn't recognize me, I look like a dog, not a cat right now!"
  1159. 11:47 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "...plus, she's bald."
  1160. 11:47 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "And covered in sharpie."
  1161. 11:47 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "The eyebrows /are/ very different now..."
  1162. 11:47 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "The resemblence though..."
  1163. 11:47 PM - Val here to party: "But I can't let big brudder see me kiss someone!"
  1164. 11:48 PM - Sarah Salem: "You could swap to truth."
  1165. 11:48 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Fine! I'll let you drop the dare, /if/ I can be a cat again!"
  1166. 11:48 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...What say you Val?"
  1167. 11:48 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "You're the one with the power here."
  1168. 11:48 PM - Val here to party: "I don't know..."
  1169. 11:49 PM - Val here to party: "Would it be against the rules?"
  1170. 11:49 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Yep, you made me take a dare, now you have to take one!"
  1171. 11:49 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "It all seems fairly by the books if you ask me. Either kiss or drop the dog stuff."
  1172. 11:49 PM - Val here to party: "Can it be the cheek?"
  1173. 11:49 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "Nope~"
  1174. 11:50 PM - Val here to party: Val closes her eyes and takes out her phone's camera.
  1175. 11:50 PM - Val here to party: "I don't want to do this..."
  1176. 11:50 PM - Val here to party: She leans forward an bit, her eyes glued shut.
  1177. 11:50 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri turns, in respect of their privacy.
  1178. 11:51 PM - Sarah Salem: I look on with an even expression.
  1179. 11:51 PM - Eve Ishi: Eve becomes a ball to avoid the scene.
  1180. 11:51 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: "It'll be fun!" Grinning with a new set of fangs, I close the gap, climbing into Val's lap
  1181. 11:51 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Tami, tell me when the animals are done... doing their thing."
  1182. 11:52 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Oh sure, /I/ have to watch?"
  1183. 11:52 PM - Sarah Salem: "Her only real hesitation seems to be the fact that she has to send it to her brother. I wonder what that means."
  1184. 11:52 PM - Val here to party: Val kisses her for a nanosecond and gets the pic
  1185. 11:53 PM - The Notorious C.A.T.: ((I think I need a name change, need time to think of a pun))
  1186. 11:53 PM - Sarah Salem: (( Doggie Smalls))
  1187. 11:53 PM - Val here to party: She sends it to here brother with a red face
  1188. 11:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): And that ends Satoya's go, finally!
  1189. 11:54 PM - Doggie Smalls: "See, not so bad, is it?"
  1190. 11:54 PM - Val here to party: "I hate my life" ( her face http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/316/8/e/nosebleed_by_exninjapanda-d6u1nf7.jpg )
  1191. 11:54 PM - Doggie Smalls: "Thats not a no~"
  1192. 11:54 PM - Doggie Smalls: "Besides, we're still not even, at least you don't hate yourself!" With that, I kiss Val again, for 'revenge.'
  1193. 11:54 PM - Val here to party: Vals nose bleeds more.
  1194. 11:54 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo's turn! "Eri... I dare you, to wear the MIKU onth we finithh it, and uthe the flathhlight to make the boobth look /real/, and walk around thchool in it."
  1195. 11:55 PM - Sarah Salem: "...MIKU?"
  1196. 11:55 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "W-wa?! I don't even get a choice?"
  1197. 11:55 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Nope! ...well, I gueth you do, but that'th not ath fun."
  1198. 11:55 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Fiiiiiiine."
  1199. 11:56 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It'll be the same day I go in as Tami though."
  1200. 11:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "...you cheating little...!"
  1201. 11:56 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Ehehehehehehe."
  1202. 11:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna's turn!
  1203. 11:56 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Satoya, truth or dare?"
  1204. 11:57 PM - Sarah Salem: "This should be good."
  1205. 11:57 PM - Doggie Smalls: "Dare!"
  1206. 11:57 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "I dare you to leave my sister alone for the rest of the night."
  1207. 11:58 PM - Sarah Salem: "Oh, it was."
  1208. 11:58 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It shouldn't be too hard, honestly... it's getting late enough as it is."
  1209. 11:58 PM - Doggie Smalls: "Aww, she could have just asked nicely! After that whole... Debacle earlier, I thought maybe I could poke a bit off fun since we got things off our chest, but if that's what she wants, I'll be a loyal dog!" I say, sitting stiff and tall like an actual dog.
  1210. 11:59 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri wiggles over and pats the dogtoya.
  1211. 11:59 PM - Doggie Smalls: Her tail wags excitedly as she recieves the patpats
  1212. 11:59 PM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri then returns to her seat.
  1213. 12:00 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Eri... I, I hate to say this, but I think I'm starting to like it"
  1214. 12:00 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri nods, "Maybe... you've come to truly appreciate what it means to be man's best friend."
  1215. 12:01 AM - Doggie Smalls: I scooch closer, and whisper. "Any chance you could make this last for a while? I think I'd like a change of pace... At least for a bit"
  1216. 12:01 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Sure. I'll throw it in with the hair, free of charge." Eri whispers back.
  1217. 12:03 AM - Doggie Smalls: As a gesture of thanks, I give Eri's cheek a friendly lick, before going back to bother Val, sitting down and curling up in her lap
  1218. 12:03 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri blinks, and immediately attempts to disregard the cheek lick.
  1219. 12:04 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami *chiiiiiii*s at Satoya, glaring.
  1220. 12:04 PM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): That makes it Sarah's turn!
  1221. 12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: "Um..."
  1222. 12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: "Remi. Truth or dare?"
  1223. 12:04 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi *chiiiiiii*s at Sarah, thinking.
  1224. 12:04 AM - Eve Ishi: Eve *chiiiiii's* at herself.
  1225. 12:05 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally joins in and *chiiiiii*s at Eve.
  1226. 12:06 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri *chiiiii's* along too, looking at the showdown between Remi and Sarah.
  1227. 12:06 AM - Doggie Smalls: Satoya attempts to *chiiii* but instead lets out a "Woof!"
  1228. 12:06 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Holy chiiiiiit, this is... stupid."
  1229. 12:07 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri turns her *chiiiiii's* over to Suzu.
  1230. 12:01 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Between the chorus of *chiiii*s, Remi says, "Truth."
  1231. 12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: I go silent, still thinking. "Um..."
  1232. 12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: (( Shit. ))
  1233. 12:03 AM - Sarah Salem: (( I can't think of anything :v))
  1234. 12:04 AM - Eve Ishi: (( gg ))
  1235. 12:03 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Something wrong, baka?"
  1236. 12:04 AM - Sarah Salem: "I can't think of anything."
  1237. 12:04 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi facepalms. "Fine, then. Dare."
  1238. 12:07 AM - Sarah Salem: After much deliberation, I finally give her, "I...dare you to say exactly what you are thinking for the rest of the night."
  1239. 12:07 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri stops her *chiii*-ing.
  1240. 12:07 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "..."
  1241. 12:07 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Woah, that's a doozy."
  1242. 12:07 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Ooooh, you'd have to be smart to come up with that one!"
  1243. 12:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "F-fine! Well, I'll just, not think of anything!"
  1244. 12:08 AM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "If you want to stay silent, I suppose."
  1245. 12:08 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Not like that's much of a change of pace." Eri states, jesting at her.
  1246. 12:09 AM - Sarah Salem: "True."
  1247. 12:09 AM - Doggie Smalls: Absentmindedly, using bonecrafting, I summon a perfectly shaped and sized bone, and begin to gnaw on it in Val's lap
  1248. 12:09 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "W-well then, it's my turn! I... truth or dare, ba- S-Sarah."
  1249. 12:10 AM - Sarah Salem: "Dare, I think."
  1250. 12:11 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "W-well, then, I dare you to tell everyone... what /you/ thought, after we kissed before!"
  1251. 12:11 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri raises another eyebrow.
  1252. 12:13 AM - Sarah Salem: My pale cheeks redden and I stutter for a little bit. "Uh... 'I just kissed Remi'?"
  1253. 12:14 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "More details! That's just avoiding the question."
  1254. 12:14 AM - Sarah Salem: I try to catch someone's eyes for assistance.
  1255. 12:15 AM - Doggie Smalls: I ignore Sarah as instructed :3
  1256. 12:15 AM - Sarah Salem: D:
  1257. 12:15 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna seems at a loss for words, not knowing how to respond.
  1258. 12:15 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri looks over to Sarah, "Hmm... why so curious, Remi?"
  1259. 12:15 AM - Sarah Salem: I breathe a sigh of relief, escaping certain death for now.
  1260. 12:16 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "B-because, I... she, I mean, it's only natural to want to know what the other person thought during something like that, right?"
  1261. 12:16 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "And so... what did /you/ think?"
  1262. 12:16 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "That's not part of the dare!"
  1263. 12:16 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Eheh... these eyes of mine are sharper than most." Eri winks, letting Sarah to her fate.
  1264. 12:16 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Pssh. Remi likes her, cmon it's obvious!" I say without even thinking about it :3
  1265. 12:17 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "I - YOU... DON'T JUST SAY IT OUT LOUD, YOU... TRIPLE BAKA!"
  1266. 12:19 AM - Doggie Smalls: "You aren't denying it~"
  1267. 12:19 AM - Sarah Salem: With measured actions, I bring my sweater up to my face, and then spend the next several minutes tying it in place with one hand.
  1268. 12:20 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri sits back, her part of playing cupid over. "Oh, sweet youth. Something something shakespeare stuff."
  1269. 12:20 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Cmon, be upfront about it, Sarah's not good at reading between the lines or being subtle, she's a very upfront sort of girl! Do what the girls in my novels do and fu- actually, thats an awful idea, /don't/ do that"
  1270. 12:20 AM - Sarah Salem: I attempt to tighten the sweater's grasp on my face, then lay motionless
  1271. 12:20 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whispers to Tami, "Poor Sarah, died of embarrassment."
  1272. 12:20 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "N-NEXT! Just... next!"
  1273. 12:21 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu looks at Ko. "Ko... truth or dare?"
  1274. 12:22 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "T-truth... I suppose."
  1275. 12:22 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "...if I asked you to let me..." she whispers, "cuddle, with you tonight, what would you say?"
  1276. 12:23 AM - Doggie Smalls: I let out the loudest of "D'AWW"s
  1277. 12:23 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (millions are dead, billions more deafened by the loudest of D'awws)
  1278. 12:23 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko seems confused, then tilts her head and smiles brightly. "I would say... okay. Suzu, truth or dare?"
  1279. 12:23 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "...truth."
  1280. 12:23 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "Do you... like, girls? Like Eri likes girls?"
  1281. 12:23 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Wait what."
  1282. 12:24 AM - Sarah Salem: ((Ha, lesbian))
  1283. 12:24 AM - Eve Ishi: (( YES ))
  1284. 12:24 AM - Eve Ishi: (( the suzuko ship is happening ))
  1285. 12:24 AM - Doggie Smalls: I continue to D'aww as this goes on
  1286. 12:24 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Oh boy, I need to make some sort of relationship chart to keep track of all these developements!"
  1287. 12:25 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "...I, I guess... I do? I mean, I like guys too, sure, but..."
  1288. 12:25 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko nods. That's all she needed to hear.
  1289. 12:25 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Knew it."
  1290. 12:25 AM - Eve Ishi: Eve smiles to herself.
  1291. 12:25 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): That concludes our game of truth or dare. Who's up for more?
  1292. 12:25 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): We got 2 more activities left!
  1293. 12:26 AM - Doggie Smalls: I vote for another round of ToD :3
  1294. 12:26 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): no
  1295. 12:26 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): there's too much to do too little time
  1296. 12:26 AM - Doggie Smalls: Aww
  1297. 12:26 AM - Eve Ishi: I'm down for draw your favorite thing c:
  1298. 12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: I would vote for that too :v
  1299. 12:26 AM - Sarah Salem: ToD, not doodling :v
  1300. 12:26 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): ah welp
  1301. 12:27 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): you could barely get a truth out though tatertot :v
  1302. 12:27 AM - Sarah Salem: It's fun, though c:
  1303. 12:27 AM - Doggie Smalls: Think about it, best ship became canon, Tsundere x Yandere is getting closer, Satoya and Val gave Shosuke the most confusing of boners most likely
  1304. 12:27 AM - Doggie Smalls: Fun things happened :v
  1305. 12:27 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Alright... after like, a million truth bombs... Hmm."
  1306. 12:27 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "One more go around before going to bed maybe...?"
  1307. 12:28 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Unless you guys want to like, do something else."
  1308. 12:28 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Nyo that sounds wonderful! I think Val's dare backfired on her, being a puppy is fun, I wanna run around and fetch things, and snuggle, and chase cars, and I'm so happy!"
  1309. 12:28 AM - Doggie Smalls: I follow the statement up with an excited little woof.
  1310. 12:28 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "... Don't go chasing after cars Sato, that's how Yoki lost her leg..."
  1311. 12:29 AM - Sarah Salem: I muffle out, "Let her follow her dreams."
  1312. 12:29 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Aww, fine! Gotta think up some doggy puns though!"
  1313. 12:29 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives a muffled laugh at Sarah's 'joke', before collecting herself.
  1314. 12:30 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Well... I guess... Tami, you're up again."
  1315. 12:31 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Oh boy, let's see then..."
  1316. 12:31 AM - Sarah Salem: I undo the tie on my face, finally, but keep it around my neck like a scarf, avoiding Remi's eyes.
  1317. 12:31 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Eve, truth or dare?"
  1318. 12:32 AM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh u-uhm...t-truth."
  1319. 12:32 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "...just /how/ long have you been sick?"
  1320. 12:33 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yeah, I kinda wonder too."
  1321. 12:33 AM - Eve Ishi: Eve laughs and rubs her head,"U-uhm...s-since around this time last year."
  1322. 12:33 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Sheesh. That must suck."
  1323. 12:34 AM - Eve Ishi: "I-it's okay! I-I've gotten used to it."
  1324. 12:34 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eri's turn!
  1325. 12:34 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "So, Ally; truth or dare."
  1326. 12:35 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Hmmmm... truth!"
  1327. 12:36 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Where does... Eve hide the fuzzy hand cuffs?"
  1328. 12:36 AM - Sarah Salem: "Hand cuffs?"
  1329. 12:36 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Oh, that's an easy one!"
  1330. 12:37 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally gets up and scrambles over to where all of the girls' bags are thrown, digs into Eve's, and pulls out a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs. She takes them back over to the circle, sits down next to Eve again, and cuffs herself to Eve.
  1331. 12:37 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): She smiles.
  1332. 12:37 AM - Sarah Salem: ((Eve just has a set for every location))
  1333. 12:37 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "..."
  1334. 12:37 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I-I.... next."
  1335. 12:38 AM - Sarah Salem: "...?"
  1336. 12:38 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve!
  1337. 12:38 AM - Eve Ishi: Eve blushes quickly and scoots next to Ally, attempting to hide the handcuffs between them.
  1338. 12:38 AM - Eve Ishi: "U-uh..."
  1339. 12:38 AM - Eve Ishi: "R-right my turn, let's move on!"
  1340. 12:38 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri whispers to Tami, "Why would she bring..."
  1341. 12:38 AM - Eve Ishi: Eve turns to Eri, "S-so Eri, truth or dare?"
  1342. 12:39 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri perks up.
  1343. 12:39 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh, uhm...."
  1344. 12:39 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Truth, lets try that."
  1345. 12:39 AM - Eve Ishi: "W-when did you know you like Tami?"
  1346. 12:40 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "H-huh... I guess..."
  1347. 12:41 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It was after she gave me a chance, even when my best wasn't good enough."
  1348. 12:41 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami blushes slightly and turns away, embarrased.
  1349. 12:42 AM - Eve Ishi: (( exactly the edgy response I was expecting ))
  1350. 12:42 AM - Eve Ishi: (( 10/10 ))
  1351. 12:42 AM - Sarah Salem: (( Yup ))
  1352. 12:42 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: ((I try))
  1353. 12:42 AM - Sarah Salem: ((How old are you? "45...CALIBER." Where do you live? "ON THE EDGE."))
  1354. 12:44 AM - Doggie Smalls: ((What do you eat for breakfast. "I dont eat breakfast, I'm too busy THINKING ABOUT HOW AWFUL LIFE IS"))
  1355. 12:44 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: ((true))
  1356. 12:44 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: ((2 true))
  1357. 12:46 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Myyy turrrn! Hmmm... Vally! Truth or dare?"
  1358. 12:46 AM - Val here to party: "Truth, the last dare ended up bad."
  1359. 12:46 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "What... is your favorite animal, BESIDES bunnies?"
  1360. 12:46 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Say narwals say narwals."
  1361. 12:46 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "Narwhals...?"
  1362. 12:46 AM - Val here to party: "Well, my house is full of cats.... so I'll have to go with that"
  1363. 12:46 AM - Doggie Smalls: "...So you're no longer in denial about loving pussy?"
  1364. 12:47 AM - Doggie Smalls: I say with the biggest shit eatting grin of my life
  1365. 12:47 AM - Sarah Salem: ((/Damn))
  1366. 12:47 AM - Sarah Salem: ((Valentine was just /taken down/))
  1367. 12:47 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Some things are better left unspoken." Eri replies, both to Tami's questions, and the scene at large.
  1368. 12:47 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally nods. Val's turn!
  1369. 12:47 AM - Val here to party: "Truth or dare... Sarah"
  1370. 12:47 AM - Sarah Salem: "Tr-dare."
  1371. 12:49 AM - Val here to party: "I dare you to....do a very cheesey love confession to Remi."
  1372. 12:49 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "T-to me...?"
  1373. 12:50 AM - Sarah Salem: "Wh-Really?"
  1374. 12:50 AM - Val here to party: Val nods.
  1375. 12:50 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Sarah might die from embarrassment... Again." Eri salutes. "It's been nice knowing you Sarah, despite our differences."
  1376. 12:51 AM - Sarah Salem: "If I was not bound to be 'nice' right now..."
  1377. 12:53 AM - Sarah Salem: I look at Remi and do my best to keep from blushing. "Remi, um..."
  1378. 12:55 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "...y-yes?"
  1379. 12:55 AM - Sarah Salem: "I-I was wondering, if you had an uh, extra heart..."
  1380. 12:55 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "Extra... heart...?"
  1381. 12:55 AM - Sarah Salem: "Someone seems to have stolen mine." I stoneface the last half, and then retreat into my sweatermask.
  1382. 12:56 AM - Eve Ishi: (( holy shit ))
  1383. 12:56 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives a golf clap.
  1384. 12:56 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi seems to have turned to stone from shock.
  1385. 12:56 AM - Eve Ishi: (( suzu.jpg https://33.media.tumblr.com/f82676dbdfa6123ee3c4b7dcff4b23b8/tumblr_mlff8frija1rwqq0uo1_1280.jpg ))
  1386. 12:56 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Satoya, your turn!
  1387. 12:56 AM - Doggie Smalls: I d'aww lightly and think for a moment
  1388. 12:56 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Tami, truth or dare!" I say with a smile c:
  1389. 12:57 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): T: "...dare?"
  1390. 12:58 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Oh no you shoulda went with truth..."
  1391. 12:59 AM - Doggie Smalls: I trot over, and plop in Tami's lap, stretching out to put me head in Eri's, and rolling over onto my back, pulling my shirt up with a smile "Gimme a belly rub!"
  1392. 12:59 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna quietly "ooooooooh"s, finally realizing what Sarah meant when she said what she did to Remi.
  1393. 1:00 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "..."
  1394. 1:00 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami's face when Satoya: http://i.imgur.com/hTabWtc.jpg
  1395. 1:01 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "It's ok Tami, just humor her. It could be worse..."
  1396. 1:01 AM - Doggie Smalls: Satoya right now http://dailypicksandflicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/begging-dog.jpg
  1397. 1:01 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami proceeds to rub the tummy, face unchanging.
  1398. 1:02 AM - Doggie Smalls: I nuzzle into the hand, yipping softly as I snuggle in the laps
  1399. 1:02 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri pats the doge-girl, for Tami isn't alone in this 'torture'.
  1400. 1:03 AM - Doggie Smalls: ((Just FYI, now that you have provided the pats, she's not leaving you alone :3)
  1401. 1:03 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: ((shit))
  1402. 1:03 AM - Doggie Smalls: ((Congradulations, now you have two pet dogs :v))
  1403. 1:04 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (...)
  1404. 1:04 AM - Sarah Salem: ((I hope that doesn't extend to me))
  1405. 1:04 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Michiyo's turn!
  1406. 1:04 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Thatoya, I dare you... to... come to the club room for tutoring tho we can get you into a thchool quicker."
  1407. 1:04 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Or I guethh you can go truth."
  1408. 1:04 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Aww! Two things, one, that doesn't count as a dare cause I'd do it anyways, two, you didn't ask me truth or dare!"
  1409. 1:05 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Ok then, truth or dare?"
  1410. 1:05 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Dare, obviously!"
  1411. 1:05 AM - Doggie Smalls: "So, yes, now give me an actual dare, something fun~"
  1412. 1:06 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Oh, um... I dare you to..."
  1413. 1:07 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Join our club!"
  1414. 1:08 AM - Doggie Smalls: "...But I'm awful at science!"
  1415. 1:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Ath the bothh liketh to thay... /git gud/."
  1416. 1:08 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Hmpf... Throw in a jar of peanut butter and I'll do it!"
  1417. 1:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Deal."
  1418. 1:08 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I'm sure they could always use a test dummy." Eri says, in the midst of the pats.
  1419. 1:10 AM - Sarah Salem: "She's certainly a dum-" I stop myself, having to be nice.
  1420. 1:10 AM - Doggie Smalls: I frown, giving the saddest set of puppy dog eyes to date.
  1421. 1:10 AM - Sarah Salem: "A nice...dog girl."
  1422. 1:10 AM - Doggie Smalls: Can I use cute to guilt trip Sarah :v
  1423. 1:10 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You can try I guess
  1424. 1:10 AM - Doggie Smalls: 14
  1425. 1:11 AM - Doggie Smalls: I made an attempt
  1426. 1:11 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Sarah, roll Fortitude (minus the modifier because this isn't a physical challenge)
  1427. 1:11 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): so just your normal Fort
  1428. 1:12 AM - Sarah Salem: I got a 16, even with the -1 from the wound I took last session
  1429. 1:12 AM - Doggie Smalls: Anyone wanna assist the guilt trippery :3
  1430. 1:13 AM - Sarah Salem: Your cries for help have gone unheard, it looks like
  1431. 1:13 AM - Eve Ishi: "C-can I join too?"
  1432. 1:13 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Heck, you can probably count me in too."
  1433. 1:13 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Not like I'm in any other clubs anyways."
  1434. 1:13 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): M: "Thure you can, both of you!"
  1435. 1:13 AM - Eve Ishi: "T-thank you!"
  1436. 1:13 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna's turn!
  1437. 1:13 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna giggles to herself, looking between Sarah and Remi. She gets a terrible idea. An awful, terrible, /evil/ idea.
  1438. 1:13 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Sarah... truth, or dare?"
  1439. 1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: I disregard Satoya's cuteness, and deliberate on the question. "Um...dare?"
  1440. 1:14 AM - Sarah Salem: "I don't like where this is going."
  1441. 1:14 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Her grin gets wider. "I dare you... to ask Remi on a date."
  1442. 1:15 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Was not expecting that from her..."
  1443. 1:15 AM - Val here to party: Val laughs.
  1444. 1:15 AM - Doggie Smalls: ((Val has like, Shrodinger's sexuality. Straight and gay at the same time, but not bisexual))
  1445. 1:15 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna says, almost as an excuse, "It's for her own good!"
  1446. 1:16 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi continues to be in a state of pure shock.
  1447. 1:16 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri pulls out her flashlight, and points it at Remi; she simply uses it to put a small bluescreen besides her head that says "Remi.exe has unexpectedly shut down."
  1448. 1:16 AM - Sarah Salem: I give Anna a dirty look, then say to Remi, without looking at her, "R-Remi? Do you um, want to?"
  1449. 1:18 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Aww... After this, everyone'll have a girlfriend except for me... And Val~" I say with a lil smirk.
  1450. 1:18 AM - Val here to party: Vals face gets red.
  1451. 1:19 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri puts away the flashflight, satisfied afterwards.
  1452. 1:19 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi jolts to her senses, looking left and right before looking back at Sarah. "I... w-well, I d-don't have -" Remi stops her usual and obvious rant, remembering her own dare. "...yes."
  1453. 1:19 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko continues to be confused by the idea of girls liking girls. She never stopped being confused, she merely goes with it now.
  1454. 1:20 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Yep, I definitely need a chart to keep track of all this information! A chart might not even be big enough, why... I think we're going to have to upgrade to a shipping wall!"
  1455. 1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: "Um, p-p-perfect, then!"
  1456. 1:21 AM - Sarah Salem: I scoot away from Anna the Betrayer and try to find somewhere to hide.
  1457. 1:22 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna seems satisfied with the outcome, knowing Sarah will be happier for it.
  1458. 1:22 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Sarah's turn!
  1459. 1:23 AM - Sarah Salem: I mindping her. *Time for revenge, Anna.*
  1460. 1:23 AM - Sarah Salem: "A-Anna, truth or dare?"
  1461. 1:23 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "I'm not falling for that one! Truth."
  1462. 1:24 AM - Sarah Salem: "Truth..."
  1463. 1:25 AM - Sarah Salem: "Do you like men or women?"
  1464. 1:26 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Well... that's simple. I like guys."
  1465. 1:27 AM - Sarah Salem: I nod. "Uh-huh."
  1466. 1:28 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Well, that's an unbelieving look..."
  1467. 1:28 AM - Sarah Salem: "Oh no, of course not."
  1468. 1:30 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "And the truth bombs keep falling." Eri nods, continuing the pats.
  1469. 1:30 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "What? I really do like guys!"
  1470. 1:31 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "I don't see why I have to like girls just because everyone else does."
  1471. 1:31 AM - Sarah Salem: I shrug at Anna, still pretending not to believe her.
  1472. 1:31 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri throws a few pats Tami's way as well; Satoya doesn't get to have the monopoly on them.
  1473. 1:31 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Hey, I like guys too...! I'm in the same boat as Suzu."
  1474. 1:31 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Oh right." I look up at Eri and Tami. "Is the dare over, or do you guys not mind giving the pat pats?"
  1475. 1:31 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami tries to ignore Eri's pats but can not help it, and enjoys them.
  1476. 1:32 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Meanwhile, Tami stops patting Satoya immediately.
  1477. 1:32 AM - Doggie Smalls: I frown lightly and roll out of their laps with a 'plop'
  1478. 1:32 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Poor Sato, c'mere."
  1479. 1:33 AM - Doggie Smalls: I roll back into Eri's lap, ears perking up "Woof?"
  1480. 1:33 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri continues to pat.
  1481. 1:33 AM - Doggie Smalls: I return to smiling, watching the game unfold
  1482. 1:33 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi's turn, then!
  1483. 1:33 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "S-Sarah.... truth, or d-dare?"
  1484. 1:34 AM - Sarah Salem: "A-Again?"
  1485. 1:34 AM - Sarah Salem: "Dare."
  1486. 1:35 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "I... dare you to tell me, where you want to have our... d-date."
  1487. 1:36 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri illusions up some popcorn for herself via flashlight, and munches.
  1488. 1:36 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (or at least acts to)
  1489. 1:36 AM - Sarah Salem: ((I could take her to the park, the last date I had there ended purrfectly))
  1490. 1:36 AM - Doggie Smalls: ((:3))
  1491. 1:37 AM - Sarah Salem: "Um...I know a fancy tea shop, I suppose."
  1492. 1:38 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi swallows and nods.
  1493. 1:38 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Man, evfurryone's got dates and stuff, and then there's me, watching evfurryone hook up!"
  1494. 1:38 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu's turn!
  1495. 1:39 AM - Sarah Salem: "Hey, I never asked for this."
  1496. 1:39 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Hmm... while we're on the topic. Val! Do you like dudes, or chicks? Because you take a lot of pictures and it seems like you /really/ dig chicks."
  1497. 1:39 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri offers the illusionary corn to Satoya.
  1498. 1:39 AM - Doggie Smalls: I take some and eat it, no longer feeling imaginarily hungry.
  1499. 1:40 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): It tastes like air. Because it is.
  1500. 1:40 AM - Val here to party: "I like dudes and only dudes"
  1501. 1:40 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Mm. I'm sure that's what you believe."
  1502. 1:40 AM - Val here to party: "I have a popular blog filled with cheeky shotz of magical gurls"
  1503. 1:40 AM - Eve Ishi: "R-really? B-but what about..." Eve goes silent realizing she's right next to Ally.
  1504. 1:41 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri blinks, not commenting on the magical girl bit.
  1505. 1:41 AM - Val here to party: "I really love my friends" Val sayas with a big smile at Eve
  1506. 1:41 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "So... you're a creeper, taking pictures of girls."
  1507. 1:41 AM - Eve Ishi: "S-she did handcuff and strip someone once..."
  1508. 1:42 AM - Eve Ishi: "She w-was screaming for help..."
  1509. 1:41 AM - Val here to party: "No! I have a popular blog, weren't you listening, BAKA?"
  1510. 1:42 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "People only make blogs of things they like."
  1511. 1:42 AM - Val here to party: "Mine is for money!"
  1512. 1:42 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "A rich girl that needs money. A likely story."
  1513. 1:42 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri raises an eyebrow. "What am I hearing?"
  1514. 1:42 AM - Doggie Smalls: "So... The pictures you have of us are being sold for creepy old men to jerk off to?" I say angrily.
  1515. 1:42 AM - Val here to party: "Which goes stright to a charity to put lesbian support clubs in every school!"
  1516. 1:43 AM - Sarah Salem: "..."
  1517. 1:43 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Thank god I'm not in those pictures."
  1518. 1:43 AM - Val here to party: "Yet..."
  1519. 1:43 AM - Sarah Salem: "Did she not take a lot of pictures of...Satoya and I, in the hospital?"
  1520. 1:44 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna's head slowly turns towards Valentine. Her neck moves so slow you can almost hear mechanical creeks come from it.
  1521. 1:44 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): She death glares at Val at least three times as hard as she did at Satoya. If her eyes were lasers, you're pretty sure there'd be a hole clear through the wall, not to mention Val.
  1522. 1:44 AM - Doggie Smalls: I get up and growling lightly, I backhand Val as hard as I can.
  1523. 1:44 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Wo-woah! Down Satoya, down...!"
  1524. 1:44 AM - Sarah Salem: "Up, Satoya. Up."
  1525. 1:44 AM - Doggie Smalls: "SO ITS WRONG FOR ME TO KISS YOU, BUT NOT FOR YOU TO PUT PICTURES OF US ON THE INTERNET FOR CREEPY OLD MEN?"
  1526. 1:45 AM - Eve Ishi: "L-let's calm down!" Eve gets up quickly, but forgets she's attatched to Ally and falls back down.
  1527. 1:45 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally giggles as Eve falls into her lap and pets Eve's head, seemingly oblivious to the terrible things about to unfold.
  1528. 1:45 AM - Doggie Smalls: "...You have ten seconds to explain, before I start breaking bones!"
  1529. 1:45 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Lets avoid that."
  1530. 1:45 AM - Sarah Salem: "I can keep time."
  1531. 1:46 AM - Val here to party: "I-I'll take them down if you want..." She says, grabbing her red cheek.
  1532. 1:46 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Probably be wise."
  1533. 1:46 AM - Doggie Smalls: "And delete them!"
  1534. 1:46 AM - Val here to party: Her eyes start to water.
  1535. 1:46 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Oh, you're crying now, but not when you violate our privacy for the sake of money, you greedy little bunny!?"
  1536. 1:46 AM - Sarah Salem: "5...4...3..."
  1537. 1:46 AM - Sarah Salem: I count with a bored tone.
  1538. 1:46 AM - Val here to party: Val types on her phone quickly.
  1539. 1:47 AM - Val here to party: "What will I tell all the confused lesbians now?"
  1540. 1:47 AM - Doggie Smalls: "That's not my problem, my problem is having lewd pictures of myself on the internet!"
  1541. 1:47 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna stands from her seat. Her hair may or may not be billowing back on the heat waves of her rage.
  1542. 1:47 AM - Sarah Salem: ((Copyright claims))
  1543. 1:48 AM - Eve Ishi: (( Suzu.jpg part 2 https://33.media.tumblr.com/c39097f2eaeb79e2bd32400cdb7d4e18/tumblr_nea9xwriPK1s2fvaso1_500.gif ))
  1544. 1:48 AM - Sarah Salem: ((HEART HEAT MODE ACTIVATED))
  1545. 1:49 AM - Eve Ishi: "E-everything's o-okay! V-val just has to take down the blog r-right?"
  1546. 1:49 AM - Val here to party: "There, they are gone" Val says, sounding so heartbroken.
  1547. 1:49 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "And all's well that ends well."
  1548. 1:49 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Good bye, strange lewd website thing; I knew about you for about 30 seconds."
  1549. 1:50 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Good... Now, nevfur do that again, I joke around, but I embarrass anyone infront of the whole world!" I hmpf, before sitting back down alone
  1550. 1:51 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna continues to stand, hair blowing back in the pure force of her rage at what Val did to her sister. She takes one step forwards, stops, then returns to her seat without a word.
  1551. 1:51 AM - Val here to party: Val snaps her phone in half and throws it away.
  1552. 1:52 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "/That/ was probably unnecessary."
  1553. 1:53 AM - Val here to party: "Nope, I want you guys to trust me. If that means a broken phone, I don't mind"
  1554. 1:53 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "So aaaaanyway... that makes it Ko's turn! Heh heh. Yeah."
  1555. 1:53 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yup...!"
  1556. 1:53 AM - Eve Ishi: "R-right!"
  1557. 1:53 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko eeps before coming to her senses. "O-oh, my, um... "
  1558. 1:55 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "U-um, Eve, t-truth or dare?"
  1559. 1:55 AM - Doggie Smalls: (( Doggie Smalls: Val's straight though
  1560. Doggie Smalls: c:
  1561. Val here to party: shes not really
  1562. Val here to party: shes just in denial
  1563. Val here to party: shh
  1564. Val here to party: dont let dan know
  1565. ))
  1566. 1:56 AM - Doggie Smalls: ((I am the best secret keeper))
  1567. 1:56 AM - Sarah Salem: ((Wow, we're almost surprised))
  1568. 1:56 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): implying I didn't already know that
  1569. 1:56 AM - Eve Ishi: (( CONFIRMED ))
  1570. 1:56 AM - Doggie Smalls: ((Now she cant deny it though :v))
  1571. 1:56 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Please refer to my current username.
  1572. 1:58 AM - Eve Ishi: "O-oh! U-uhm...d-dare I suppose."
  1573. 1:58 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "Um... I dare you... to..." Ko looks around, attempting to get an idea of an activity for Eve to do, before settling on the table full of food. "H-have a sushi-eating race with Ally!"
  1574. 1:58 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "!!!"
  1575. 1:58 AM - Eve Ishi: "O-okay!"
  1576. 1:58 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri quickly retrieves her plate from the pile.
  1577. 1:59 AM - Val here to party: Val tries to sneak outside
  1578. 1:59 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: (there is no escape val)
  1579. 2:00 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val stands and makes her way to the door for some air, unless someone tries to stop her.
  1580. 2:00 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri non-chalantly follows Val.
  1581. 2:00 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Plate of food in hand.
  1582. 2:00 AM - Val here to party: Val tries to hurry.
  1583. 2:01 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "H-hey Val, where ya going...?" Eri stops moving, seeing as Val is picking up her pace.
  1584.  
  1585.  
  1586.  
  1587. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Eri and Val - Outside~~
  1588.  
  1589. 2:02 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): outside time
  1590. 2:03 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "...Val?"
  1591. 2:04 AM - Val here to party: Val is puking rainbows in the grass.
  1592. 2:04 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Geez."
  1593. 2:05 AM - Val here to party: She starts to cry "G-*puke*-go away"
  1594. 2:06 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri supports Val, "C'mon, just get it all out."
  1595. 2:06 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives Val a half smile, "I'm not going away if you need help."
  1596. 2:07 AM - Val here to party: In between sobs and pukes she manages to the the words "Lesbians," "cats," and "sorry."
  1597. 2:08 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Heh... I'm stuck in the same wierd boat as you are."
  1598. 2:08 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I'm not mad at you or anything, even if it /was/ a tiny bit wierd to take everyone's pics and post them online."
  1599. 2:09 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I might not say it all that often but... I do consider you a friend."
  1600. 2:10 AM - Val here to party: Val sniffles "Really?"
  1601. 2:10 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Yeah, really." Eri gets on her tippy toes and gives Val a good hair rustling.
  1602. 2:12 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "So, lets go back in there, and see what mess they've gotten themselves into now, alright?" Eri gives a smile, "...I have the sense that I am needed."
  1603. 2:12 AM - Val here to party: Val giggles a bit and walks back in with her
  1604.  
  1605. ~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Eri and Val - Outside~~
  1606.  
  1607.  
  1608.  
  1609. 2:05 AM - Eve Ishi: Eve leads Ally to the table with the Sushi,"R-ready?"
  1610. 2:05 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally nods at Eve. "Mn! Let's go!"
  1611. 2:05 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve, roll Fortitude to eat 2much fud
  1612. 2:05 AM - Eve Ishi: 14
  1613. 2:06 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Eve totally kicks Ally's ass at sushi-eating. Ally got stuck on the first piece.
  1614. 2:08 AM - Eve Ishi: "Hehe...n-nice try Ally."
  1615. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "You're a cheater cheater sushi eater! But that's okie dokie, Eevee, because you're still the bestest~"
  1616. 2:08 AM - Sarah Salem: I sigh. "I need a drink."
  1617. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "No, you do /not/, Sarah."
  1618. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "After what happened last time I went there, I am never letting you touch alcohol again."
  1619. 2:08 AM - Sarah Salem: "You are not stopping me, Anna."
  1620. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "I will find a way, as your older sister it is my duty to keep you safe and out of trouble."
  1621.  
  1622.  
  1623.  
  1624. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Sarah - Pain in the ass tatertot he is~~
  1625.  
  1626. 2:08 PM - Sarah Salem: I am going to have Sarah stop time, buy a bottle of something at the bar, and then just pull it out, appearing like she hasn't moved
  1627. 2:08 PM - Sarah Salem: How much do I have to pay, because I am keeping this investment
  1628. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): a bottle of jack is about $40, so let's go with that
  1629. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): though, fireball's closer to 20...
  1630. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): so lets go with 30
  1631. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): $30 is your cost
  1632.  
  1633. ~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Sarah - Pain in the ass tatertot he is~~
  1634.  
  1635.  
  1636.  
  1637. 2:08 AM - Sarah Salem: I produce a bottle of fireball whiskey, seemingly from nowhere.
  1638. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): good taste
  1639. 2:08 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna looks at the delicious cinnamon whiskey, then at Sarah. She glares.
  1640. 2:08 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Thats probably a bad idea to drink that, especially at /this/ party."
  1641. 2:09 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Whoa... where'd Sarah get alcohol from?"
  1642. 2:09 AM - Sarah Salem: I look from Anna to Satoya, and then with a twitch, the bottle is open.
  1643. 2:09 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna whispers to Sarah, "If you take one sip of that alcohol I will make it so heavy the bottom of that bottle will shatter."
  1644. 2:09 AM - Sarah Salem: I raise my eyebrows at her, and twitch again. Half of the bottle is drained.
  1645. 2:09 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Roll Fortitude
  1646. 2:09 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Sarah, that is
  1647. 2:09 AM - Sarah Salem: 11 c:
  1648. 2:09 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Congratulations
  1649. 2:09 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): you're fucking plastered
  1650. 2:09 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna grabs the bottle from your hand.
  1651. 2:10 AM - Sarah Salem: I flap my hand uselessly at her. "I paid money for that!"
  1652. 2:10 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "And now you can watch that money go down the drain."
  1653. 2:11 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna walks into the kitchen and proceeds to empty the bottle into the sink.
  1654. 2:12 AM - Sarah Salem: I frown, and toss myself onto the floor. "Anna, you're the worst."
  1655. 2:12 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "And when mom and dad get home, you'll be grounded. I'm even going to take all your little trinkets and toys away!"
  1656. 2:13 AM - Sarah Salem: I attempt to cross my arms, forgetting I only have one, and pout drunkenly.
  1657. 2:13 AM - Sarah Salem: "This is...some kind of shit. You cannot ground me."
  1658. 2:13 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri walks in with Valentine, "So.... what'd I miss?"
  1659. 2:14 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Sarah's drunk."
  1660. 2:14 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "What."
  1661. 2:14 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "/How./"
  1662. 2:15 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gets in front of Sarah, "Hey, how many fingers am I holding up?"
  1663. 2:15 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri is holding up zero fingers, btw
  1664. 2:15 AM - Val here to party: Val walks up to Satoya and in a low tone asks "Can we go somewhere to talk for a minute?"
  1665. 2:15 AM - Doggie Smalls: I shrug at Eri, before looking at Val, growling angrily. "Fine... Dont try and pull anything stupid on me though."
  1666.  
  1667.  
  1668.  
  1669. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya and Val - Lesbefriends~~
  1670.  
  1671. 2:17 AM - Doggie Smalls: I follow Val, somewhat grumpily.
  1672. 2:17 AM - Val here to party: Val clears he throat.
  1673. 2:17 AM - Val here to party: "I didn't know it would hurt you so bad to post those, I'm really sorry..."
  1674. 2:18 AM - Val here to party: "To show you I am truly sorry, I'll give you these..."
  1675. 2:18 AM - Val here to party: She pulls out her oblivion seeds
  1676. 2:18 AM - Doggie Smalls: "I... Val, that's a lot, I can't just take those for you being a big, dumb perv."
  1677. 2:19 AM - Val here to party: "Take them, I insist. I don't wanna lose you, once was enough.."
  1678. 2:20 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Lose me? I, we aren't even sisters anymore, yknow, me and Shosuke were 'till death do us part', and I /did/ die. Frankly... I dont know why you wanted to talk to me, I thought after that whole show, you'd hate me..."
  1679. 2:22 AM - Val here to party: "Why would I hate you? You should be the one hating me."
  1680. 2:23 AM - Doggie Smalls: "...I grew up on the streets, I barely had any privacy, and when I did, it was precious to me, so whenever someone violates my privacy now, I get offended by it, really offended. I don't hate you, it's just, don't do anything like that to me, ever again, okay?"
  1681. 2:23 AM - Val here to party: Val nods but still tries to make her take the seeds.
  1682. 2:24 AM - Doggie Smalls: I sigh and pocket them. "And... Look, I know you're straight now, and you actually mean it, I'll stop with the kissing and flirting, I know it makes you uncomfortable."
  1683. 2:25 AM - Val here to party: Val looks at the floor
  1684. 2:25 AM - Val here to party: "I...kinda...liked...it. "
  1685. 2:25 AM - Val here to party: Her face is as red as a tomato.
  1686. 2:26 AM - Doggie Smalls: "Cmon, you're just lying so I don't feel bad, I saw how embarrassed you were back there, I pawmise I'll cut it out."
  1687. 2:27 AM - Val here to party: "No...really...I liked it."
  1688. 2:28 AM - Val here to party: Her face becomes even more red, which didn't seem possiable until you saw it.
  1689. 2:28 AM - Doggie Smalls: I roll my eyes, and grab her by the wrist, leading her out of the room. "Shush, we'll deal with your lies later, I think everyone's going to bed right about now."
  1690.  
  1691. ~~END PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya and Val - Lesbefriends~~
  1692.  
  1693.  
  1694.  
  1695. 2:15 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): K: "I... don't believe this is going quite as we had intended..."
  1696. 2:15 AM - Sarah Salem: I highfive Eri's fist.
  1697. 2:16 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "..."
  1698. 2:16 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "I think... it's time for some people to go to bed before they make fools of themselves."
  1699. 2:16 AM - Sarah Salem: I scoot closer and hug Eri.
  1700. 2:17 AM - Eve Ishi: "Bed sounds like a good idea."
  1701. 2:18 AM - Sarah Salem: "Never."
  1702. 2:18 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri gives Sarah a solid pat pat on the back. "There there Sarah, the liquid demons'll be purged from your mind overnight."
  1703. 2:18 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Or something like that."
  1704. 2:18 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ko seems a little upset that she never got to do anyone's hair, as was her box suggestion, but seems to agree that sleep is the best course of action.
  1705. 2:18 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Sarah. Bed. Now."
  1706. 2:18 AM - Sarah Salem: "No." I stubbornly cling to Eri.
  1707. 2:19 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "I will make your legs too heavy to move. I've been practicing! ...on the furniture, granted, but practice is practice!"
  1708. 2:19 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri clears space on the floor with Sarah still clinging, and rolls out a sleeping mat. "Well... I guess she can lay by me for tonight. I don't mind.... I can keep the wandering animals away."
  1709. 2:20 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "The question is how long she can survive laying by a space furnace."
  1710. 2:20 AM - Sarah Salem: I drop Eri and grab onto Remi instead. "That sounds like witchcraft, Anna~"
  1711. 2:20 AM - Sarah Salem: "Are you forgetting a guest?"
  1712. 2:21 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri sighs, "Well... I have to cook in the morning, so I'm going to be the first one to pass out."
  1713. 2:21 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Remi looks very confused, saying, "Wha...? I, uh, I really don't..."
  1714. 2:22 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna sighs. "Sarah, you are to go to sleep right now. And don't even talk about that, after the stunt you pulled with the bottle."
  1715. 2:22 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "You'll sleep with me so I can keep you from wandering off."
  1716. 2:22 AM - Sarah Salem: I shake my head. "No."
  1717. 2:23 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: Eri waves, and beams the flashlight at her own eyes. They're now covered with a fancy sleeping mask. Eri then brings the flashlight under her blanket, where she merges it back into her shadow, where it belongs.
  1718. 2:24 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "I, I don't know, S-Sarah, this really doesn't seem all that smart..."
  1719. 2:24 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): R: "I think we should probably all go to sleep."
  1720. 2:24 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Agree'd."
  1721. 2:24 AM - Sarah Salem: I shoosh Remi with a finger over the lips.
  1722. 2:25 AM - Sarah Salem: "I will hold out for as long as it takes."
  1723. 2:25 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: "Now shh, this ninja needs to get her Zs."
  1724. 2:26 AM - Ninjas have Terrible(ri) Parties: And Eri proceeds to pass out, to leave about 2 people wondering what she meant by that statement.
  1725. 2:26 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Al: "Sarah's acting all funny! ...funny Sarah is kinda scary. It doesn't seem normal."
  1726. 2:27 AM - Eve Ishi: "Y-yeah...maybe we should all go to bed now."
  1727. 2:27 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Down with the witch! Send her to sleep!"
  1728. 2:28 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Suzu tackles Sarah to the ground.
  1729. 2:28 AM - Sarah Salem: I sway a little, losing hold of Remi. "Can't sleep. Witches will get m-Wah!"
  1730. 2:29 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "Quick, Eve, get me my and Sarah's sleeping bags, and the other two teddy bears. Pronto!"
  1731. 2:29 AM - Eve Ishi: "R-right!" Eve moves as fast as she can while being handcuffed to Ally.
  1732. 2:29 AM - Sarah Salem: I struggle underneath Suzu. "This is violation! Defilement!"
  1733. 2:30 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): S: "Nay, tis justice, in the name of sleep!"
  1734. 2:30 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally gets dragged along and carries the teddy bears back to Anna as Eve handles the sleeping bags, Val and Satoya re-enter.
  1735. 2:31 AM - Doggie Smalls: Immediatly, I plop down on the ground and curl up into a ball, dozing off to sleep.
  1736. 2:31 AM - Sarah Salem: I lock into a ball underneath Suzu. "Witches!"
  1737. 2:31 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Anna wrestles herself and Sarah into a sleeping bag and stuffs it with the teddy bears.
  1738. 2:32 AM - Sarah Salem: I wiggle, trapped. "Unfair. I'm missing an arm, and half a bottle."
  1739. 2:32 AM - Sarah Salem: All of my words are slurred at this point.
  1740. 2:33 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): An: "And that's why you're going to bed."
  1741. 2:34 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Tami sees the remaining girls to their sleeping positions to ensure there is no more funny business. Ko and Suzu curl up together adorably and remarkably non-lewdly.
  1742. 2:34 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Ally and Eve go to sleep together, still handcuffed.
  1743. 2:35 AM - Sarah Salem: "Nooo...!" I trail off, and being snoring almost instantly.
  1744. 2:35 AM - Sarah Salem: "/Witchcraft/..."
  1745. 2:35 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val goes to sleep as well, followed by Remi and the others.
  1746. 2:36 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Val goes to sleep /near Satoya/
  1747. 2:36 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): there
  1748. 2:37 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Everyone is now asleep. Game over, except for Satoya, who gets to play in her surprise!
  1749. 2:37 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): It's plot-relevant!
  1750. 2:38 AM - Sarah Salem: Oh boy
  1751.  
  1752.  
  1753.  
  1754. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya - Life and Death~~
  1755.  
  1756. 2:32 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You wake up, head feeling fuzzy. Blackness surrounds you, every which way. It seems as though you're in an endless abyss, where everything comes to die. Despite this all-encompassing darkness, you can see yourself just fine, and looking down, the floor appears lit around you in a radius of about 3 feet, revealing bland featureless stone. The light follows you as you walk, though it does not appear to have a source, and the sound of your footsteps seems to end abruptly with each tap. It's otherwise silent, though somehow comfortably so, as though the darkness is not choking you but rather embracing you.
  1757. 2:32 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): What will you do? Have you any reactions?
  1758. 11:32 PM - Doggie Smalls: I call out, panicked. "I... Hello? Anyone there? Is this some sort of prank, Eri?"
  1759. 2:33 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The sound of your voice seems to die the moment it leaves your mouth. As though anything that touches that solid, black abyss stops existing.
  1760. 11:33 PM - Doggie Smalls: I pull out my activator, and check it.
  1761. 2:36 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): It has no response.
  1762. 2:36 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Though, strangely enough, you can't even seem to summon Potato.
  1763. 11:35 PM - Doggie Smalls: I keep wandering then, since I can't really do much else :v
  1764. 2:36 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You walk blindly into the abyss, trying to get a feel for the place and to find something, anything. Even the sounds you make as you walk seem to die the moment they leave the circle of light.
  1765. 2:37 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Finally, you hear something which /isn't/ yourself. It's a slow, rythmic tapping, like someone walking with a cane. The tapping proceeds to get closer, and is coming from outside your circle. Though you can't sense any Life from it, you don't feel as though it's hostile. Or maybe that's what it wants you to think. Run, or investigate?
  1766. 11:36 PM - Doggie Smalls: Investigate
  1767. 2:38 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You make your way towards the sound of the tapping cautiously. When you judge it to be directly in front of you (thanks to your keen cat ears), it stops. You feel as though approaching it any further and revealing it in your circle of light would be a faux pas that you would prefer to avoid at the moment. A dry and gritty voice speaks out from beyond the wall of blackness, "You return to the void once more."
  1768. 11:37 PM - Doggie Smalls: "I... I just went to sleep, I'm sorry if I'm intruding on anything."
  1769. 2:39 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "Sleep? That is correct. You are sleeping, though not the sleep you believe. This is the long sleep. The final one."
  1770. 11:38 PM - Doggie Smalls: "The, the final one? Am I dead?"
  1771. 2:42 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "You were, some time ago. Then you were pulled from the void before I could collect you and begin the cycle anew. All life must end, eventually. Yours, though, had an unexpected continuation."
  1772. 2:42 AM - Doggie Smalls: "...You can certainly say that again."
  1773. 2:42 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "But, you are back. And now I must ask you to come with me."
  1774. 2:43 AM - Doggie Smalls: "W-Why?" I say nervously
  1775. 2:44 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "To begin the cycle anew." You are at that moment stunned into motionless shock. Through the seemingly solid wall of blackness reaches an arm: long, bleached bones make up a hand leading to the wrist, reaching out of a long black sleeve, the cuff of which seems to be in a constant state of destruction and regeneration, with small specks of black floating off it like ash. It makes to grab your face, and you are entirely helpless, unable to move.
  1776. 2:45 AM - Doggie Smalls: I let out an eep, but don't flail, knowing that that'd probably be a bad idea.
  1777. 2:45 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): As the hand is mere inches from making contact with you, a second hand reaches out. This one, though, has skin and flesh, though it's rather pale, and is clothed in a white robe. It grabs the skeletal hand, stopping it in its tracks.
  1778. 2:45 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): ?: "I am sorry, brother, but I must ask you to refrain from collecting her. She is under my care now."
  1779. 2:46 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): ?: "More appropriately, she has returned to my care."
  1780. 2:46 AM - Doggie Smalls: "I-I, what's happening?"
  1781. 2:47 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): At this moment, the circle of light expands, revealing two figures in full view.
  1782. 2:48 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The first of them is approximately 10 feet tall and enshrouded in a constantly billowing robe that drags along the floor, the only visible feature on the robed figure are two long, skeletal arms, reaching out of the sleeves as described before. A hood covers the entirety of its head and face. In its left arm it holds a scythe which is taller than it. The blade of this scythe is a silvery purple, and shines from an unseen light source. It is clearly Arcanium in origin.
  1783. 2:50 AM - Doggie Smalls: I merely stand and look, frozen in fear.
  1784. 2:51 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The second figure is perhaps half the size of the first. This figure wears a robe of white, though its own hood is down. Its face is entirely androgynous in gender, seeming to look neither male nor female specifically. Its eyes are solid white, and its skin is like snow. The chest of its robe has a hole in it, where inside, you can see clear through to the other end of the figure. Though, suspended within this hole, a heart beats. This heart, too, is made of Arcanium.
  1785. 2:51 AM - Doggie Smalls: "I-I... Please, I don't want to be here, I want to go back to my friends!"
  1786. 2:53 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): The two figures disregard you, speaking with one another. Their hands have not moved positions, and neither have you. The black one speaks, "You would protect her when she once belonged to me, Life?"
  1787. 2:54 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): L: "Yes, Death. For she no longer resides in your care. She has returned among my children, and it is my duty to watch over her as I do all the others."
  1788. 2:54 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): D: "Your time among their kind has changed you."
  1789. 2:54 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): L: "As has your time collecting their passed. You no longer speak the old words."
  1790. 2:54 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Death is silent.
  1791. 2:55 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): L: "I will take her back with me, then."
  1792. 2:56 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): D: "One day, she will die again. And I will collect her. She will return to this void."
  1793. 2:56 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): L: "As it is with all life."
  1794. 2:56 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Death's hand lowers from Satoya's face, and he about faces, walking off into the abyss.
  1795. 2:57 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Life smiles at you. "Apologies. Death can be... fickle, at times. Most Guardians are."
  1796. 2:57 AM - Doggie Smalls: I let out the most relieved of sighs, and look up to the remaining figure, uttering a cute, almost silent. "T-Thank mew..."
  1797. 2:58 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "Of course. After all, you are one of my children. And not only that, your magic...well, I'm sure you don't need me to tell you."
  1798. 2:58 AM - Doggie Smalls: I nod lightly. "I'd be nothing without you... He wont come fur me again, will he?"
  1799. 2:59 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "No, he should not. You will be fine, for now. Though I can not promise to bring you back if you happen to pass of other causes."
  1800. 2:59 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): His Arcanium heart continues to beat in his chest hole. It almost tempts you to touch it. In fact, Life does not seem like he would mind if you did.
  1801. 2:59 AM - Doggie Smalls: I reach out, and do just that then.
  1802. 2:59 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Your hand hesitates a few inches from it. You can feel something you haven't felt in... ages.
  1803. 3:00 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): A heartbeat.
  1804. 3:00 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Your old, cold, stagnant blood begins to course through your veins, slowly. You can pull away and stay undead, if you like, or... you can get some warmth back.
  1805. 3:01 AM - Doggie Smalls: God damn dont give me such a hard choice a minute before I would go to bed :v
  1806. 3:01 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): c:
  1807. 3:01 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Stay undead, or live again?
  1808. 3:01 AM - Doggie Smalls: If Satoya goes from undead catgirl to living doggirl in one night, it'd be like a complete 180 of her character
  1809. 3:02 AM - Doggie Smalls: Would being alive mean a power change, since I assume I wouldn't be able to just casually remove body parts :v
  1810. 3:02 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Nah, it'll all work the same. You'll just be alive.
  1811. 3:02 AM - Doggie Smalls: Alive
  1812. 3:03 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): That's your decision?
  1813. 3:03 AM - Doggie Smalls: Yep
  1814. 3:03 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): You bring your hand to touch it. Suddenly, a sharp pain wracks your chest. The horrible, gaping hole Sarah left in you begins to stitch closed.
  1815. 3:03 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): Your heart begins to beat.
  1816. 3:04 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "With that, I will return you to your own time and place. This realm is... outside of what you would understand. I will be watching, as will the other Guardians."
  1817. 3:04 AM - Doggie Smalls: I smile, a hand moving to hover over my chest as for the first time in a long time.
  1818. 3:04 AM - Doggie Smalls: I blush.
  1819. 3:04 AM - Doggie Smalls: "I... That'll take some getting used to"
  1820. 3:05 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "You were used to it once before. The familiarity will return, in time."
  1821. 3:06 AM - Doggie Smalls: "I guess that's right, musta been weird getting used to /not/ having one, but its been so long I can't even remember... Again, thank you." I say softly, reaching out and hugging life.
  1822. 3:06 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): He (calling it he for simplicity) returns the gesture, and your vision fades to black as he says:
  1823. 3:06 AM - (Contractor Not Liable for Yuri): "Farewell. Perhaps next time I shall show you my own home. Death's is..." he looks about the abyss. "Fairly drab."
  1824.  
  1825. ~~PRIVATE CHAT, Satoya - Life and Death~~
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  1829. End session.
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