function calculateSales( salesFigures ){
	total = 0;
	salesFigures.forEach( function( quarter ){
		total += parseInt(quarter);
	});
	results = {
		"total" : total,
		"average" : total / salesFigures.length
	};
	return results;
}

window.onload =function(){
console.log("ok");
	var salesFigures = Array();
	salesFigures.push( prompt("Fuck your mother!  I'm demanding first quarter sales with a prompt box because I'm an annoying cunt in JS 101"));
	salesFigures.push(prompt("Second quarter because the first alert box wasn't annoying enough:"));
	salesFigures.push(prompt("You thought I was done?  Shit jesus no!  Third quarter:"));
	salesFigures.push(prompt("If you weren't expecting an annoying as shit demand for fourth quarter stats you can't fucking count"));

	var figures = calculateSales(salesFigures);
	alert("Total sales: "+figures.total+" quarterly average: "+figures.average+" because they'll probably teach us how to do this in a not totally fucktarded way in the first year of employment, right?" );
};