The Tale of Andrew Miracles

>You are Andrew Miracles, student at Canterlot High. It's Friday, and you're hyped as fuck.
>There's just seconds before the bell rings. You plan to spend your weekend smoking weed, and quickscoping some scrubs.
>You honestly not even sure why you attend regular school. You tried to get your father to enroll you in a quick scoping academy, but he simply refused.
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>You dart out of the classroom at super sanic speed, knocking over your desk in the process. A trail of dust shoots out behind you as you sprint through the hallway.
>You're so careless, you forgot your shoe was untied, and you end up tripping, and rolling and stumbling across the floor.
>Another excited student runs out of their classroom, perhaps as excited as you. She ends up tripping over your body, and violently falls to the floor.

>Be Twilight. The bell just rang, and you're ready to quickscope some scrubs. But right as you dart out, some fucking spaz is just planking in front of the door or something.
>You trip over his and fall forwards.
>He has a very sorry and concerned look on his face. He quickly gets up and hurries over to your aid.
>"Oh my god, I'm so sorry! Are you hurt?"
"Watch where you're fucking going you spaz- sp- oh my"
>You stare into his sparkling, crystal blue eyes. You fix your hair and blush.
"H-hey, my name's T-Twilight Sprink-Sparkle" You say nervously.
>"I'm Andrew. Andrew Miracles."
>He smiles, his teeth shining like silver.
>It's like two alien races communicating for the first time.

>Be Andrew again
>"I'm t-twilight." she repeats to you.
"Haha, I'm already aware of that"
>"Oops, sorry, I-I'm just- I'm such a clutz"
"Here let me help you with that miss." You pick up her books for her. What a fucking gentleman you are.
>"S-sorry for calling you a spaz, A-Andrew"
"Ah, don't worry about it, it's nothing! It was my fault really. I was just in a hurry to do some quickscoping. It was on me, honestly."
>"Y-you... quickscope?"
"Well, yes, I most certainly do. And as I say to other girls, if you have a problem with it-"
>"No! I-I like to quickscope too! " she runs up to you, getting real close and friendly.
"Really? Well... I was about to quickscope some scrubs, do... you maybe want to come join me?" you scratch the back of your head.
>"s-sure!" she takes hold of your arm as you lead her to your car.
>So you guys walk to your car, you open the door for her like a gentleman.
>You drive off from school, and begin to day dream about the two of you.
>You might feel like a polite, well mannered and pure young lad, but you were thinking about some pretty deviant shit.
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>You slowly crawl on all fours onto your bed, and slowly unbutton your shirt.
>She crawls over to join you, and rests her hands on your crotch.
>You caress your hands around her skinny form, feeling up her small, but perky breasts.
>"ohh, Andrew.." she breathe's softly onto your neck.
>You pull her shirt collar aside, and bite into her neck.
>"Come on baby please.. suck out all of my insides"
>You begin to suck, as you unzip your pants with one hand.
>"Just like that, stick it inside me baby, yes Andrew!"
>She's so tight, as thrust in, and you thrust out
>"Cum inside me Mr. Miracle! please, I need it!"
>You're almost there!
>"Cum in me Andrew, CUM INSIDE ME!"
"I'm trying my best!"
>"Oh my god! ANDREW!"
"TWILIGHHTTTT!!"
>"Andrew! Are we gonna come inside the house or what?" Twilight shouts
>Oh shit, you're awake now.
"Why yes miss, come on, let's go."
>You go inside, and lead Twilight into your room, as if she were a fair maiden.
>You crawl on all fours onto the bed, exactly like in your day dream. You turn around and she's sitting at your desk, logging onto her steam account.
"H-hey Twi, what do you think you're doing? T-th-that's my computer Twi!"
>She turns around and shoots you a confused look.
>"Nooo.... This, is my computer Andrew. What the hell are you talking about?"
>You scoff.
>She then begins deleting all your shit.
"W-w-what are y-ou doing?!!"
>"Getting all your shit off my computer."
"B-But it's my computer!"
>Twilight slowly turns around in your swivel chair, and looks at you dead in the eyes.
>"Get out..."
"What? No!"
>Your parents walk into the room.
>"Get out her room Andrew." they say in unison.
"WHAT? But this is my room!"
>Your father gets very mad and picks up your PS4
"W-what are you doing dad?"
>He doesn't respond.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
>He slams your PS4 onto the ground like John Cena
"NOO!!!"
>He then procedes to stomp on the ps4
>"This is your face Andrew."
"N-n-no-"
>"This is your children's face!"
>He keeps stomping until it's nothing but rubble.
>You gasp at the sight of it in both horror and shock.
>Twilight stands up and throws the swivel chair at you like WWE
>She walks over to your parents, and the all glare at you as you struggle.
>Your mother pulls out a can of gasoline and splashes it all over your matress.
"MOTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!"
>Your father pulls out a match, lights it, and throws it onto the bed.
>You scream as your body burns along with your room.
>Twilight and your parents back walk out of the room.
>Twilight turns around and stares at you
>"This is my house now fuckboi."

And that was the last time the world ever heard of Andrew Miracles.