Dota 2 Rick and Morty Announcer subtitles / script

your_turn_to_ban_01.mp3		Your turn to ban!
your_turn_to_ban_02.mp3		It's your turn to ban, dummy!
your_turn_to_ban_03.mp3		It's your turn to ban. Hello?
your_turn_to_ban_04.mp3		Your turn to ban.
your_turn_to_pick_01.mp3		Your turn to pick, bro.
your_turn_to_pick_02.mp3		Your turn to pick.
your_turn_to_pick_03.mp3		Uh hello! It's your turn to pick.
enemy_turn_to_ban_01.mp3		Enemy's turn to ban.
enemy_turn_to_ban_02.mp3		Enemy's turn to ban, baby.
enemy_turn_to_pick_01.mp3		Enemy's turn to pick.
enemy_turn_to_pick_02.mp3		It's the enemy's turn to pick. Relax.
enemy_turn_to_pick_03.mp3		Enemy's turn. To pick.
enemy_turn_to_pick_04.mp3		Enemy's turn to pick.
radiant_team_ban_01.mp3		Radiant team ban!
radiant_team_ban_02.mp3		Radiant team ban!
radiant_team_pick_01.mp3		Radiant team pick.
radiant_team_pick_02.mp3		C'mon Radiant team, you gotta pick 'em right.
dire_team_ban_01.mp3		Dire team ban.
dire_team_ban_03.mp3		Oh, Dire team ban!
dire_team_ban_02.mp3		Uh, Dire team ban.
dire_team_pick_01.mp3		Dire team pick.
dire_team_pick_02.mp3		Go Dire team. Pick em up. Pick em out.
dire_team_pick_03.mp3		Come on Dire team. Pick it good.
your_team_is_complete_01.mp3		Ah, congratulations. Your team is complete.
your_team_is_complete_02.mp3		Well you got yourself a complete team there, honcho!
radiant_team_complete_01.mp3		After all the trials and tribulations, the Radiant team is complete!
radiant_team_complete_02.mp3		Radiant team is complete!
dire_team_complete_01.mp3		Dire's team is complete.
dire_team_complete_02.mp3		What do you know? Dire after all this time their team is complete.
game_started_01.mp3		Round up your characters and let's get this party started.
10_seconds_to_pick_01.mp3		You really gotta pick a hero. You got 10 seconds left.
10_seconds_to_pick_02.mp3		Oh man. Rick, there's only 10 seconds left to pick a hero.
10_seconds_to_pick_moron.mp3		10 seconds to pick a hero, you moron.
5_seconds_left_to_pick_01.mp3		Um. You better pick your hero. 5 seconds.
5_seconds_left_to_pick_02.mp3		Yeah, 5 seconds left now.
5_seconds_left_to_pick_03.mp3		5 seconds, Morty. It'll be fine.
reserve_time_01.mp3		Reserve time!
reserve_time_02.mp3		Reserve time!
reserve_time_03.mp3		Well what do you know! It's reserve time!
reserve_time_04.mp3		Hey Morty guess what time it is? I don't know Rick, what is it? It's reserve time!
choose_your_hero_01.mp3		Choose your hero!
choose_your_hero_02.mp3		Hey! Choose your hero.
choose_your_hero_03.mp3		Uhhh choose your hero!
choose_your_hero_04.mp3		Get up on in here and choose that hero!
choose_your_hero_05.mp3		Oh, alright, time to choose your hero.
about_to_start_burp.mp3		Uh Moooorty it's about to start Morty.
about_to_start_01.mp3		Alright Morty. The game's about to start.
game_start_standing_around_02.mp3		Why aren't they doing anything? They're just standing around? Relax, Morty.
game_start_follow_my_lead.mp3		Oh geez Rick, we're in some real trouble. I know Morty, just follow my lead!
game_start_lets_party.mp3		Oxygen-rich atmosphere. Giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine. Let's partaaaay!
win_the_game_question.mp3		What are we here for again? Trying to help these guys win a game? Right, yeah, okay.
60_seconds_start_01.mp3		60 seconds. 60 seconds to game start!
30_seconds_start_01.mp3		Um. 30 seconds to game start.
30_seconds_start_02.mp3		Hoo, 30 seconds until th-th-this place goes ham.
30_seconds_start_03.mp3		Hoo. 30 seconds until the game starts, Rick! I'm getting my things ready Morty.
about_to_start_cuddle_in.mp3		Oh my god the battle's about to start. Relax! Relax, Morty. C'mere, cuddle in with me.
about_to_start_03.mp3		Morty, don't look now but the battle's about to start! Oh my god I ain't ready for this!
game_start_nervous_02.mp3		Morty I'm getting ready for the game to start in 30 seconds. Ohh, I'm scared.
jit_goes_ham_02.mp3		30 seconds until jit goes ham in the dollar store, Morty.
about_to_start_02.mp3		Here we go, Rick. The battle's about to go. Ugh, oh.
horn_reaction_01.mp3		Who's that blowing the horn? Can somebody stop blowing that horn?
horn_reaction_02.mp3		Who? Who keeps? Who keeps blowing that stupid horn?
pesky_horn.mp3		Well, there's that pesky horn.
game_start_nervous_01.mp3		G-game start! It starts. It started!
game_started_03.mp3		Oh right, now it's on baby! Oh oh jeez!
game_started_04.mp3		Oh! Look at this game. It just started, baby!
your_top_tower_ua_01.mp3		Your to-ugh-op tower's under attack.
your_top_tower_ua_02.mp3		Your top tower's under attack.
your_top_tower_ua_03.mp3		Your top tower's under attack.
your_top_tower_ua_04.mp3		Oh geez, your top tower's under attack.
your_top_tower_ua_05.mp3		Oh boy. Your your your your your top tower's under attack.
top_tower_under_attack_01.mp3		Oh geez Rick. The top tower's getting hit!
top_tower_under_attack_02.mp3		Ahh, Morty you're not going to like this: the top tower's under attack. Ohhhh sheesh!
top_tower_under_attack_03.mp3		Yyyyyyou gotta get serious. Top tower's under attack.
your_middle_tower_ua_01.mp3		Your middle tower's under attack.
your_middle_tower_ua_02.mp3		Your middle tower's under attack.
your_middle_tower_ua_03.mp3		Oh ho! Middle tower's under attack.
your_middle_tower_ua_04.mp3		Oh geez! Middle tower's under attack.
your_middle_tower_ua_05.mp3		Oh c'mon! Middle tower's under attack.
your_middle_tower_ua_06.mp3		Oh geez! Middle tower's under attack.
middle_tower_under_attack_01.mp3		Morty, uh, middle tower, might wanna look at it. Oh! Middle tower is under attack!
your_bottom_tower_ua_01.mp3		Your bottom tower's under attack!
your_bottom_tower_ua_02.mp3		Your bottom tower's under attack!
your_bottom_tower_ua_03.mp3		Your bottom tower's under attack!
bottom_tower_under_attack_01.mp3		You know Rick, I gotta tell you my bottom tower is looking pretty good! Morty, bottom tower under attack! Ohhh!
radiants_topt_ua_01.mp3		Radiant's top tower is under attack.
radiants_topt_ua_02.mp3		Radiant's top tower is under attack.
radiants_mid_ua_01.mp3		Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
radiants_mid_ua_02.mp3		Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
radiants_mid_ua_03.mp3		Radiant's middle tower is under attack.
radiants_bot_ua_01.mp3		Radiant's bottom tower is under attack.
radiants_bot_ua_02.mp3		Oh! Radiant's bottom tower is under attack!
dire_top_ua_01.mp3		Dire's top tower is under attack.
dire_top_ua_02.mp3		Dire's top tower is under attack.
dire_mid_ua_01.mp3		Dire's middle tower's under attack.
dire_mid_ua_02.mp3		Dire's middle tower is under attack.
dire_mid_ua_03.mp3		Oh boy, Dire's middle tower is under attack.
dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_01.mp3		Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_02.mp3		Oh, Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_03.mp3		Ohhh! Dire's bottom tower is under attack.
dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_04.mp3		Oh boy, Dire's bottom tower is getting hit.
dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_05.mp3		Uh, those little rascals are hitting Dire's bottom tower.
dire_bottom_tower_under_attack_06.mp3		Oh geez, Morty, they're going after Dire's bottom tower.
your_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Oh! Your top tower's fallen.
your_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Oh! Your top tower's obliterated. Way to go.
your_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3		Oh! Your top tower just took it right in the you-know-what.
your_top_tower_fallen_04.mp3		Oh geez, your top tower's as good as done.
your_top_tower_fallen_05.mp3		Top tower just got turned into trash.
your_top_tower_fallen_06.mp3		Your top just got shattered.
top_tower_destroyed_01.mp3		Ahh, top tower. Loved it. I loved it!
your_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Your middle tower just bit the big one.
your_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Oh man, your middle tower just got destroyed.
your_middle_tower_fallen_03.mp3		Great! Your middle tower. You can't use that anymore, it's gone.
your_middle_tower_fallen_04.mp3		Oh boy, your middle tower just took a big crap.
your_bottom_tower_falllen_01.mp3		Your bottom tower is gonzo, baby!
your_bottom_tower_falllen_02.mp3		You might wanna kiss your bottom tower goodbye, because it's gone.
your_bottom_tower_falllen_03.mp3		Hey Morty, guess what's not there? The bottom tower.
enemy_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3		The enemy's top tower has fallen!
enemy_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Whoa! The enemy's top tower got destroyed.
enemy_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3		Whoowowo they took out the enemy's top tower.
enemy_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Oh! The enemy's middle tower's gone. Serves them right.
enemy_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Oh they took out the enemy's middle tower! Ho ho ha ha ho ho!
enemy_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Oh the enemy just denied their bottom tower. It's gone. They did it.
enemy_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Hooray, the enemy's bottom tower is destroyed. Hooray.
radiant_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Radiant's top tower has fallen.
radiant_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Radiant's top tower is destroyed.
radiant_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Radiant's middle tower is destroyed!
radiant_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Radiant's middle tower just got rekt.
radiants_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Way to go! Radiant's bottom tower's completely gone.
radiant_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Couldn't do much about Radiant's bottom tower, could you?
dire_top_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Dire's top tower is done for.
dire_top_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Dire's top tower has fallen.
dire_top_tower_fallen_03.mp3		It's not my problem but Dire's top tower just fell.
dire_top_tower_fallen_04.mp3		I wonder what they're going to build where Dire's top tower used to be.
dire_middle_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Dire's middle tower just took a big beating. It's gone.
dire_middle_tower_fallen_02.mp3		Dire's middle tower. It's gone.
dire_bottom_tower_fallen_01.mp3		Oh great, Dire's bottom tower just got destroyed.
dire_bottom_tower_fallen_02.mp3		What's the matter with you? Dire's bottom tower's destroyed.
denied_your_top_tower_01.mp3		Ooo, you denied your top tower.
denied_your_top_tower_02.mp3		Quick moving! You denied your top tower!
denied_middle_tower_01.mp3		Oh, nobody's getting nothing from this middle tower because it got denied, just in time.
denied_your_middle_tower_01.mp3		Ooo, you denied your middle tower. Nice work.
denied_your_bottom_tower_01.mp3		On man you denied that bottom tower. Way to go!
denied_your_bottom_tower_02.mp3		Oh geez, the bottom tower got denied. That's great news.
enemy_top_tower_denied_01.mp3		Dumb enemy denied their top tower.
enemy_top_tower_denied_02.mp3		Oh great, the enemy's just sitting there denying their top tower.
enemy_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3		Oh man, the enemy denied their middle tower.
enemy_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3		What are we supposed to do when the enemy denies their middle tower like this.
enemy_bottom_tower_denied_01.mp3		Oh boy the enemy denied their bottom tower.
enemy_bottom_tower_denied_02.mp3		Oh great, the enemy just denied their bottom tower.
radiant_top_tower_denied_01.mp3		Radiant's top tower is officially denied.
radiant_top_tower_denied_02.mp3		Oh boy what do you know. Radiant's top tower's been denied.
radiant_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3		Little birdie told me that Radiant's middle tower is denied.
radiant_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3		Heard a rumor: Radiant's middle tower's denied.
radiant_bottom_tower_denied_03.mp3		Oh geez. Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.
radiant_bottom_tower_denied_04.mp3		Oh damn homie! Radiant's bottom tower just got denied.
dire_top_tower_denied_01.mp3		Dire's top tower, it's denied.
dire_top_tower_denied_02.mp3		Dire's top tower's denied.
dire_middle_tower_denied_01.mp3		Oh boy! Dire's middle tower's been denied. What are you gonna do now?
dire_middle_tower_denied_02.mp3		Oh, Dire's middle tower's denied.
dire_bottom_tower_denied_01.mp3		Oh man, Dire's bottom tower's denied.
dire_bottom_tower_denied_02.mp3		Uh, Dire's bottom tower's denied. Ohh.
your_top_rax_ua_01.mp3		Your top barracks are under attack.
your_top_rax_ua_02.mp3		Watch out. Your top barracks are getting hit.
your_top_rax_ua_03.mp3		They're swarming your top barracks right now.
your_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3		Oh geez, they're swarming your middle barracks.
your_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3		They're coming after your middle barracks.
your_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3		They're fighting against your middle barracks right now.
your_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3		Ugh, bottom barracks are getting hurt, baby!
your_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3		You know they're tearing into your bottom barracks now, right?
your_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3		I don't know if you know this but your bottom barracks are getting attacked.
radiant_top_rax_ua_01.mp3		Well, there you go. Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.
radiant_top_rax_ua_02.mp3		What's up with Radiant? Their top barracks are getting attacked.
radiant_top_rax_ua_03.mp3		I don't know if you know this but Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.
radiant_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3		Oh boy. Radiant's middle barracks are getting attacked.
radiant_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3		Radiant's middle barracks are getting rummaged over.
radiant_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3		Radiant's middle barracks are getting hit.
radiant_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3		Come on, Radiant's top barracks are getting attacked.
radiant_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3		Radiant's bottom barracks are really taking a licking.
radiant_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3		Radiant's bottom barracks are getting torn apart.
dire_top_rax_ua_01.mp3		Dire's top barracks are getting hit.
dire_top_rax_ua_02.mp3		Dire's top barracks are really taking a whipping.
dire_middle_rax_ua_01.mp3		Dire's middle barracks are really getting plunged in a sea of abuse.
dire_middle_rax_ua_02.mp3		Dire's middle barracks are getting attacked.
dire_middle_rax_ua_03.mp3		Dire's middle barracks are getting plunged into a sea of abuse.
dire_bottom_rax_ua_01.mp3		Dire's bottom barracks are really taking a licking and but it's not keeping on ticking.
dire_bottom_rax_ua_02.mp3		Boy there's some angry people beating up on Dire's bottom barracks.
dire_bottom_rax_ua_03.mp3		There's some angry characters beating up on Dire's bottom barracks.
your_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Welp, you don't have any top barracks anymore.
your_top_rax_fallen_02.mp3		Your top barracks? Yeah, they're gone now.
your_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Oh! Your middle barracks just got wiped off the face of the map.
middle_rax_destroyed_01.mp3		Oh boy Morty. Uh, middle barracks are gone.
your_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Oh man, the bottom barracks were my favorite. Now they're not there anymore.
your_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3		Hey Mo-ugh-ory, there's no bottom barracks anymore. Sorry player.
enemy_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3		The enemy's top barracks just got riggity riggity reeeeekt son!
enemy_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Enemy's middle barracks just got reeekt, baby!
enemy_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Enemy's bottom barracks are gone. Let's all say a prayer.
enemy_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3		This just in: the enemy's bottom barracks are destroyyyyed!
radiant_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Welp, there goes Radiant's top barracks.
radiant_top_rax_fallen_02.mp3		Ah! Radiant's top barracks have fallen.
radiant_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Radiant's middle barracks are as good as gone.
radiant_middle_rax_fallen_02.mp3		Radiant's middle barracks. What a joke.
radiant_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3		I didn't think Radiant's bottom barracks would go that quick.
radiant_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3		Man I'm pissed! Radiant's bottom barracks are gone and I'm pissed!
dire_top_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Dire's top barracks are, uh, obliterated.
dire_middle_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Dire's middle barracks are poof, disappeared.
dire_middle_rax_fallen_02.mp3		Oh no Dire's middle barracks are gone. Ohh.
dire_bottom_rax_fallen_01.mp3		Dire's bottom barracks just... They've seen better days.
dire_bottom_rax_fallen_02.mp3		Dire's top barracks have been completely cut down to size. As in they're gone.
dire_bottom_rax_fallen_03.mp3		Oh. Dire's bottom barracks are hit and they're done.
you_now_have_megas_01.mp3		Oh man, I can't believe it, you got megacreeps. You got a bunch of megacreeps.
you_now_have_megas_02.mp3		Oh snap! You got megacreeps on your corner homie!
you_now_have_megas_03.mp3		Oh damn! You just got megacreeps. You know what that means. This thing is checked and mated.
enemy_now_has_megas_01.mp3		Oh crap the enemy has megacreeps.
enemy_now_has_megas_02.mp3		Oh wonderful. You went and let the enemy get megacreeps.
enemy_now_has_megas_03.mp3		Oh wonderful, the enemy's just managed to scrounge up a bunch of megacreeps.
enemy_now_has_megas_04.mp3		Oh geez. The enemy's got megacreeps. This is ridiculous.
radiant_now_has_megas_01.mp3		Oh boy! Radiant's got a bunch of megacreeps!
dire_now_has_megas_01.mp3		Hey I'm just throwing this out there but Dire has megacreeps.
dire_now_has_megas_02.mp3		They got their megacreeps from the megacreep bush. They plucked em up and they're ready to go. Dire, that is. Talking about Dire.
dire_now_has_megas_03.mp3		Oh, Dire's got the megacreeps.
your_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3		Hey dummy, your ancient's under attack.
your_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3		Hey geez, why don't you start taking things seriously. Because your ancient is under attack.
your_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3		Hey what do you think this is a game? Your ancient's under attack!
radiant_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3		Radiant's ancient is under attack!
radiant_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3		Oh crap! Radiant's ancient is under attack!
radiant_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3		Hey! Just so you know, Radiant's ancient is under attack. That could really seal the deal.
dire_ancient_under_attack_01.mp3		Dire's ancient is under attack!
dire_ancient_under_attack_02.mp3		Oh no! Uh, Dire's ancient is under attack!
dire_ancient_under_attack_03.mp3		Oh boy, Dire's ancient's under attack. You know what that means? Spells ugh trouble.
dire_ancient_under_attack_04.mp3		Oh! Dire's ancient's under attack. Ooooh!
roshan_fallen_to_dire_01.mp3		Oh! Roshan's fallen to the Dire.
roshan_fallen_to_dire_02.mp3		Oh man, looks like the Dire got to Roshan just a little bit before everybody else could.
roshan_fallen_to_dire_03.mp3		Oh, Roshan just got slaughtered by the Dire.
roshan_fallen_to_dire_04.mp3		Boy Morty, you know that Roshan guy that just got killed by Dire. He owed me money.
roshan_fallen_to_radiant_01.mp3		Oh boy, Roshan just got taken out by the, by the Radiant.
roshan_fallen_to_radiant_02.mp3		Alright, Radiant just wiped out the Roshan guy!
roshan_fallen_to_radiant_03.mp3		Oh, let me tell you that Roshan, he just delivered a bunch of goodies, to the Radiant.
roshan_fallen_to_radiant_04.mp3		I'll tell you something about the Radiant, they sure know how to kill Roshan. It's about time someone took him out, he's a weirdo. Yeah, he's giant and weird.
radiant_courier_killed_01.mp3		Oh geez, Radiant's courier just got killed.
radiant_courier_killed_02.mp3		Radiant's courier just got killed. You know how much stuff he was carrying?
radiant_courier_killed_03.mp3		Whoa! They just killed Radiant's courier!
dire_courier_killed_01.mp3		Oohhh, Dire's courier just got killed.
dire_courier_killed_02.mp3		Dire's courier got killed, are you kidding me? Weak.
dire_courier_killed_03.mp3		Dire's courier bit the big one. There's a job opening in case anyone's interested, for courier.
radiant_structures_fortified_01.mp3		Oh man! Get up on out of here cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.
radiant_structures_fortified_02.mp3		Man you might as well save that energy, cuz Radiant just fortified their structures.
radiant_structures_fortified_03.mp3		Radiant just fortified their structures. Know what I'm talking about?
dire_structures_fortified_01.mp3		Looks like Dires's structures are fortified.
dire_structures_fortified_02.mp3		That force field leads me to believe that Dire just fortified their structures.
dire_structures_fortified_03.mp3		Oooh, Dire, you gotta fortify them there structures. Good work.
radiant_victory_01.mp3		Radiant wins! Radiant's victorious! Shut up Morty!
radiant_victory_02.mp3		They're Radiant. They're good and they won. Geez Morty, relax. It's not like your life's gonna get any better because of it.
radiant_victory_03.mp3		We did it! Or they did it, I should say! They did it! The Radiant people did it.
dire_victory_01.mp3		They worked as a team, they hustled, they got in there, took care of business, and they won. Good work Dire!
dire_victory_02.mp3		Dire wins! Ohhh boy that was some time well spent! Good game!
dire_victory_03.mp3		Oh my goodness gracious, if it isn't, if my eyes don't deceive me, Dire wins. In your face, Morty! Screw you Rick!
dire_victory_04.mp3		Dire just won! Morty! They won Morty! Quit yelling at me about it.
game_over_baby.mp3		Game over baby! Ohh man.
game_finished_01.mp3		That was a pretty good game, Morty. Yeah, it sure was Rick.
game_finished_02.mp3		S'a pretty good game. Good work everybody.
game_finished_03.mp3		Boy Morty I gotta tell ya. I'm on the edge of my seat. That was, uh, intense.
your_liver_must_be_really_hurtin.mp3		Sheesh, your liver must be really hurting.
game_won_best_day_of_my_life.mp3		I'm in heaven right now. This might be the best day of my life.
game_lost_01.mp3		Just give up Morty. It's all over. I'll take us home right now.
game_lost_03.mp3		That's it, Rick. I'm done with these insane adventures. I quit! I'm out!
game_lost_02.mp3		Well if it's any consolation, none of that mattered and it was all stupid.
game_over_cheap_chrome_platter.mp3		Morty, listen to me! Calm down. Just need to find an alternate reality where we didn't get our asses handed to us on a cheap chrome platter.
game_over_lost_necessary_for_plan.mp3		This was necessary for the plan. Don't even trip, dawg.
generic_hero_respawn_maybe.mp3		You know the cops are shooting at him and tasing him and he just keeps getting up. Yeah why does he keep getting up? Just lay down.
generic_lets_party.mp3		We'll be fine. Let's partaaay!
is_there_no_honour_anymore.mp3		Is there no honor anymore, amongst gaming people?
try_not_to_die_idiot.mp3		Try not to die this time, idiot!
idle_01.mp3		Oh, Morty, I been to all kinds of different realities, I've seen a lot of stuff. Yeah, and? I'm just saying, seen a lot of stuff. That's it.
idle_02.mp3		Too hot for, too hot to trot. Morty, relax, quit trying to come up with catchy phrases.
idle_03.mp3		Oh boy, Rick, I'm sleepy. Yeah me too Morty, but we gotta keep watching.
idle_04.mp3		This whole thing's really happening, huh? Yep, sure is happening Morty. It's going on right now.
idle_05.mp3		Oh, Morty. It's a nice day out there isn't it? Yeah.
idle_06.mp3		I wish we could convince all these people to go get some vitamin D out there. Not gonna happen Morty.
idle_07.mp3		Hey Rick, you want to hear my Boston impression? Yeah go ahead Morty. Hey y'all it's wicked sick over here, hey it's wicked sick. Whoa, that's pretty good Morty.
idle_08.mp3		You know Morty this reminds me of Nam? What do you mean Nam? The planet. It's a planet. Very leisurely place.
idle_09.mp3		Morty, I'm really thirsty. Can you get me a slurp? Yeah, I'll be right back.
idle_10.mp3		Wouldn't it be a bad thing if they put a housing development here? In this beautiful forest? Yeah, Rick. Then where would these people fight?
idle_place_is_freaky.mp3		Oh boy this freaky, Rick. This place is freaky.
I_dont_know_what_you_were_singing_but.mp3		[Singing] Can we get the rights to that? I don't know what you were singing.
if_its_confusing_and_horrible.mp3		If it's confusing and horrible then I guess everyone's favorite game is too, Morty.
livestraeming.mp3		You know how many people are live streaming this game right now?
this_place_is_freaking_me_out.mp3		Ugh, check it out Morty, look at this place, huh? This place is freaking me out, man.
sloppy_details.mp3		You really think this world is real? You'd have to be an idiot not to notice the sloppy details.
item_purchase_broken_defraculator.mp3		Look, I'm not paying seventy smidgens for a broken defraculator.
zygerian_scam.mp3		Heads up Morty. This could be a Zyger-ugh-ian s-scam.
positive_01.mp3		Nice! It's like that song. Blonk blonk ba nap noops a noop noop noops.
positive_02.mp3		Oh! I can't believe it. What a wonderful thing.
positive_03.mp3		Oh boy, Morty, this is some pretty fantastic stuff happening right here. You said it, Rick!
positive_04.mp3		Oh man! Oh hoo! I'm so happy about all this.
positive_05.mp3		Hey! Pat on the back. Pat on the back for this guy.
positive_06.mp3		Oh boy you really should be proud of yourself, you know?
positive_07.mp3		Oh boy! Whoa what a good work. What a good work you did.
positive_08.mp3		Whoo! Boy oh boy oh my goodness gracious.
positive_09.mp3		That was good playership.
positive_10.mp3		Oh! You're gonna do this!
positive_11.mp3		Alrig-ugh-ight. You know what you're doing.
positive_12.mp3		Whoa! You just unlocked the positive encouragement sound bite.
positive_13.mp3		Oh, whoa whoa, cause for a celebration.
positive_14.mp3		That's what I call teamwork. Ha ha ha.
positive_15.mp3		Man! Great teamwork, huh Rick? You're actually watching this, Morty?
positive_16.mp3		Did you see what they did, Rick? Did you see what they did? Frankly Morty no. Wasn't paying attention.
totes_mlotes_dawg.mp3		Totes m'lotes dawg.
negative_event_ended_03.mp3		Alright, we can rest at ease now. Close call Morty.
negative_followup_01.mp3		Come on! Get with it!
negative_followup_02.mp3		Oh! Ho ho! Not good.
negative_followup_03.mp3		Oh man!
negative_followup_05.mp3		You know Morty, it sometimes feels like they don't even care.
negative_followup_06.mp3		Uh! What a mess.
negative_event_ended_01.mp3		Uh! Stand down. Stand down. Was a close call.
negative_event_ended_02.mp3		I can't believe how close that got.
negative_event_ended_04.mp3		It's a tiny blip on the map of your life, little peanut.
negative_followup_04.mp3		Oh! You gotta do something about this!
negative_followup_07.mp3		Things are getting dire! Nice, Morty! Good one.
negative_followup_08.mp3		Geez man! They're getting whooped!
negative_followup_09.mp3		Whoa! Morty I've been across the cosmos and I've seen a ton of different realities, and let me tell ya: this is definitely not a remarkable moment at all, in any way, shape, or form.
negative_followup_10.mp3		Oh boy, somebody called Trouble because he's here already.
negative_followup_11.mp3		When are these people gonna learn? When are these people gonna learn, Morty?
negative_followup_12.mp3		Hoooo hoooooooo!
negative_followup_13.mp3		Geez! Ugh! This isn't good.
negative_followup_14.mp3		Oh boy. Mmm, ohh, not good.
negative_followup_15.mp3		Huuugh that's not good.
negative_followup_16.mp3		Hooooooo that's trouble.
negative_followup_17.mp3		It's pretty lame. Y'know that's what I'm trying to tell ya.
negative_followup_18.mp3		It's all fake! A bunch of crazy fake nonsense!
negative_followup_19.mp3		Horse pucky! Whoa! Careful Morty. That's some pretty hefty language you're throwing around.
negative_followup_20.mp3		This normally never happens Morty and I know you won't believe it but: I think I made a mistake.
mayor_of_I_told_you_town.mp3		Bet you're loving this. You get to be the mayor of I Told You Town. You're welcome.
meeseeks_follow_up.mp3		Whatever you do, don't bother trying to get the Meeseeks to improve your game. You suck too bad.
lo_prio_punk.mp3		Whoever that was, you're gonna wind up in low priority, punk. Calm down Morty! Punk!
oh_boy_random.mp3		Oh boy.
just_a_bunch_of_1s_and_0s.mp3		Everybody relax. It's just a bunch of 1s and 0s out there. You're gonna be fine.
that_was_just_horrible.mp3		That was just horrible, Rick!
player_abandons_01.mp3		They probably had to leave because their mom needed to get on Facebook.
player_abandons_02.mp3		Oh screw that guy. Screw that guy! Or girl. Screw that person!
player_abandons_03.mp3		Oh gee, you know nothing makes me more mad than when somebody just straight up leaves and quits the game. Calm down, Morty, calm down.
player_abandons_04.mp3		You know Rick, that person wasn't carrying their weight anyways. We got this!
player_abandons_05.mp3		Can't we just play a game where nobody bails?!
player_abandons_06.mp3		Oh jeez Rick, we're a man down. I know Morty, but think about what happens if we win. Think of the bragging rights we'll have!
player_disconnects_01.mp3		Oh come on are you serious? Where did that player just decide to go?
player_disconnects_02.mp3		Oh man, player just disconnected? What is this, a game? Is this a game to everybody?
player_disconnects_03.mp3		Oh great? You know what we just got Rick? We just got a player disconnecting on us.
player_disconnects_04.mp3		Geez if I had a nickel for every time a player disconnected, I would have enough money to buy a vintage trinket from an old lady trinket store.
player_disconnects_05.mp3		Player's disconnected. This is why I say local LAN is the way to go, Rick.
player_disconnects_06.mp3		Plaaayer disconnect...ted.
player_disconnects_07.mp3		Oh great great! Player disconnected. Leave us hanging.
player_reconnected_01.mp3		Well well well, look what the cat drugged in. Drugged? Is he on drugs?
player_reconnected_02.mp3		Oh boy Morty look who just came back. I guess their disconnection was just a minor inconvenience.
player_reconnected_03.mp3		Oh! They're back. Who would have thought.
player_abandons_peace_oot.mp3		As they say in Canada: peace oot!
player_leaves_01.mp3		Oh! Getting sick of this crap.
somebody_turn_the_game_off_let_me_free.mp3		Someone turn the game off. Let me free!
synthetic_laser_eels.mp3		Can we wrap this up? Me and Morty have some synthetic laser eels oxidizing in the garage.
run_out_of_this_simulated_world.mp3		Quick, Morty! We can run out of this simulated environment before it reboots.
what_does_dota_stand_for.mp3		Hey Rick, what does Dota stand for anyways? Ah, Morty it doesn't stand for anything, Morty!
demonstration_of_the_ants.mp3		Hey Rick, I think this is that game: Demonstration of the Ants, right? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty.
die_for_real_morty_01.mp3		Remember, if you dii-ugh-iiiie in Dota, you die for real, Morty! Oooh!
die_for_real_morty_02.mp3		Remember if you die in Dota you die for real, Morty! Oooooh!
what_happens_if_they_dont_pick_someone_rick.mp3		What happens if they don't pick someone, Rick, what then?
idle_defenestration_of_those_patients_01.mp3		I think this is that game Defenestration of those Patients, right Rick? Twenty percent accurate as usual, Morty.
mister_meeseeks.mp3		Look at me! I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Dota 2, baby!
game_started_02.mp3		Yo, what up my glip glops!
all_pick_01.mp3		All pick!
all_pick_02.mp3		Oh All Pick!
all_pick_03.mp3		All Pick!
mid_only_01.mp3		Mid Only! It's a mess, but let's do it.
mid_only_02.mp3		Mid Only! I don't know why we're gonna play this version but alright.
mid_only_03.mp3		Mid Only! It's gonna get crazy up in here.
least_played_01.mp3		Least Played!
least_played_02.mp3		Alrighty, Least Played heroes. Pick em, pick em and choose em.
least_played_03.mp3		Hey Rick, unlike Summer it's Least Played. Morty, have a little respect, that's your sister.
limited_heroes_01.mp3		Limited Heroes! Oh ho ho goo goo gaa gaa.
limited_heroes_02.mp3		Aww, it's Limited Heroes. Is this babby's first day out?
limited_heroes_03.mp3		Limited Heroes! Oh boy, we've got ourselves a real str-tough customer.
1v1_01.mp3		Oh boy we've got a 1v1 over here.
1v1_02.mp3		Oh geez. 1v1. We got a tough guy, uh, couple of tough guys with something to prove.
1v1_03.mp3		Geez. 1v1. Why don't you two go get a room?
ability_draft_01.mp3		Oh geez, Ability Draft. Yeah this mode's ridiculous.
ability_draft_02.mp3		Oh boy Ability Draft. In other words: Nonsense Mode.
ability_draft_03.mp3		Ability Draft. Ugh. Time to stack the deck.
all_random_01.mp3		All Random!
all_random_02.mp3		All Random!
captains_draft_01.mp3		Captain's Draft!
captains_draft_02.mp3		Oo Captain's Draft!
captains_mode_01.mp3		Captain's Mode!
captains_mode_02.mp3		Oh Captain's Mode!
captains_mode_03.mp3		Attention on deck, all hands on deck! We got a Captain's Mode!
deathmatch_01.mp3		Deathmatch!
deathmatch_02.mp3		Ooo! Deathmatch!
easy_mode_01.mp3		Ohh! Easy mode.
easy_mode_02.mp3		Oh, little baby picked Easy Mode.
easy_mode_03.mp3		Oh boy, Easy Mode. This is gonna be exciting.
random_draft_01.mp3		Oh boy it's a Random Draft.
random_draft_02.mp3		Random Draft!
reverse_captains_mode_01.mp3		Reverse Captain's Mode? Yeah, I've done it Morty. I've done it.
reverse_captains_mode_02.mp3		Reverse Captain's Mode? Yeah Morty, I've done it. It's great.
single_draft_01.mp3		Single Draft!
single_draft_02.mp3		I like my Single Drafts with a dash of lemonade.
single_draft_03.mp3		Oh! Single Draft!
choose_your_hero_06.mp3		Oh boy. Don't rush it. Gotta choose that hero right.
unknown_mode_01.mp3		Oh jeez Rick. Check out this mode, huh! Yeah I never seen a mode like this before.
unknown_mode_02.mp3		Whoa, Morty! Morty I can't believe they picked this mode. Yeah this is a crazy old mode.
unknown_mode_03.mp3		Oh, I hope they have fun with this mode. Yeah this mode is just out of control.
top_is_missing_01.mp3		Missing top!
top_is_missing_02.mp3		Better be careful guys, top is missing. Anything could happen.
top_is_missing_03.mp3		Missing top!
mid_is_missing_01.mp3		Uh oh! The middle is missing. Could he be right behind you? I don't know.
mid_is_missing_02.mp3		Oh geez the middle is missing. I can't take this Rick, it's freaking me out.
mid_is_missing_03.mp3		Uh, the-ugh middle is missing.
bot_is_missing_01.mp3		Missing bottom!
bot_is_missing_02.mp3		Missing bottom!
bot_is_missing_03.mp3		Oh bottom is missing. Morty get ready. This is what we've been waiting for.
bot_is_missing_04.mp3		Oh bottom is missing. You know I'm more of a top myself, but uh...
abaddon_01.mp3		If you hit this guy he gets healthier. Can you believe that?
alchemist_01.mp3		Morty don't get any funny ideas. Just cuz that little guy's in charge of the operation, it doesn't make things any easier, alright? Geez Rick, y-y-you're being mean to me.
alchemist_02.mp3		Do you think, like, you know, he wipes the big one's, you know, thing? His behind area? Morty, you're really skirting the line.
ancient_apparition_01.mp3		You know Rick, they say this guy's ancient but I don't know. He's got a youthful glow in his eye.
antimage_01.mp3		Who in their right mind hates magic? Forget about this guy. What a joke.
antimage_02.mp3		Hey Rick, you're going to love this guy cuz he hates magic just like you. Morty I don't hate magic. I just hate, you know, magicians.
arc_warden_01.mp3		Hey Rick, this guy'd be pretty great if our electricity went out and we could hang out with him. You're an idiot Morty.
arc_warden_02.mp3		Oh boy, looks like we got ourselves somebody with dissociative personality disorder.
axe_01.mp3		Hey Rick, this guy's like me because if you give me an insult, I'll spin right back around and get thrown back at ya. Oh boy Morty. Well put.
axe_02.mp3		I'd go out on a limb and say this is the manliest guy in the game.
bane_01.mp3		He'll trap your ass in a nightmare, boy. Morty, I hate to break it to you but I'm already trapped in a nightmare.
bane_02.mp3		I don't know if I'd want to drink a beer with Bane. Morty, you'd have a hard time drinking beer in general.
bane_03.mp3		Geez, this guy's got some chompers on him. Like a horse face.
batrider_01.mp3		Hey Rick, I don't know what makes this guy so great. If you took away his bat, what are you left with?
beastmaster_01.mp3		You know Rick, I like this guy because he's a dog lover, you know, and I like dogs. I feel like they have souls and little personalities.
bloodseeker_01.mp3		This guy can smell weakness, Morty. You're his prime target.
bounty_hunter_01.mp3		Hey Rick, what do you think this guy looks like under that bandanna? Think he's got beautiful, kissable lips under there?
brewmaster_01.mp3		You know Morty there's only one character in this game that I really care about, and it happens to be Brewmaster.
brewmaster_02.mp3		You know what's funny Rick, this guy's a lot like you because he drinks a lot of alcohol, and then he's got a real split personality if you catch my meaning. You can't hurt me Morty.
bristleback_01.mp3		Uh, yeah, somebody call 1986. We've got a guy with a rock and a rope.
bristleback_02.mp3		Got a reeeal porcupine-style back. For extra durable protection. Uh Morty, this guy's not a condom.
broodmother_01.mp3		This lady got all those spiders bursting out of all the things she kills. That will be one of the coolest things that I've ever seen.
centaur_warrunner_01.mp3		Beautiful Clydesdale-style feet. Yeah Morty I agree, those are some nice Clydesdale foots.
chaos_knight_01.mp3		You know Rick I like the dark and the reds. This could make a good kitchen color scheme.
chen_01.mp3		You know Morty, religion and science don't get along. That's why I'm not a fan of this guy.
clinkz_01.mp3		You know Morty, the only clinks I like are the ones that are in my glass of gin.
clinkz_02.mp3		You know what I like about this guy Morty, is that he's light. Light on his feet. No meat.
clockwerk_01.mp3		He went through the trouble of making himself a robotic armor suit, but then he didn't bother to make it a good one.
clockwerk_02.mp3		Geez Morty, even your dog made a better suit of armor than this guy. It's pathetic.
crystal_maiden_01.mp3		Boy Rick, let me tell ya, I got hearts in my eyes over here.
crystal_maiden_02.mp3		You want me to give you a minute of private time with your laptop? That's gross, Rick.
dark_seer_01.mp3		Remember we ran into this guy on that one interdimensional asteroid. Remember? He was the really drunk one? Oh yeah, I remember that. He was wasted.
dark_seer_02.mp3		You know Morty, you gotta be careful. He'll throw up a wall, he'll start attacking you. Forget about it.
dazzle_01.mp3		How come this guy's got a bunch of crap all over his face. Have a little respect, he's a shaman.
death_prophet_01.mp3		You know, look, you're a ghost, you're a vampire, you're French. Figure it out. Pick one.
disruptor_01.mp3		I'm not sure which one of these two I'm supposed to be focused on: the dinosaur or the weirdo on his back. Yeah, I have a feeling it's the weirdo on his back, Morty.
doom_01.mp3		Yeah, you know this guy's real tough looking, but I'll bet he's a real dainty gentleman on the inside.
dragon_knight_01.mp3		You know, Morty, kids like dragons. I'm gonna go give this guy a thumbs up.
drow_ranger_01.mp3		Yeah, she shoots arrows. That's it. Good choice.
drow_ranger_02.mp3		Hey Rick, give me a beat. All right. She's got a brow, she's a Drow, she's a smaugh.
drow_ranger_03.mp3		You know, Rick, I really like her white hair. What is this Morty, fashion police?
earth_spirit_01.mp3		You know I'll tell you what you know sometimes the oldest weapon is the best one: rocks. You know, who would've thought. Yeah, you know rocks. It's so easy. Who needs all this other stuff? You got a bunch of rocks.
earthshaker_01.mp3		I don't like totems. Who cares about totems? I don't like totems, okay? It's where I draw the line.
earthshaker_02.mp3		You know Rick, I wish I had a pet that looked like this. He looks like a koala mixed with a bear or something.
elder_titan_01.mp3		You know this guy's responsible because he's got his briefcase with him. That's not a briefcase Rick, that's a giant stapler. Either way, Morty, he's ready to work.
ember_spirit_01.mp3		Hey, anybody got a light? Ha ha! Ho ho! Rick, you're really pulling out the jokes over there. Shut up, Morty.
ember_spirit_02.mp3		Got a light? Oh! Ha ha! That one's for you, Morty, cuz you like bad jokes.
enchantress_01.mp3		Man, I'm confused, Rick. On one hand, she's a deer, but on the other hand she's a hell of a woman. Yeah I don't know what to do Morty, take her out to dinner, or take her out and eat her at dinner, you know what I’m saying? Venison. Yeah! Ha ha! We did it!
enigma_01.mp3		You know Morty I know you like black holes, but try to keep it together over there. Yeah, I do like black holes, they're really cool.
enigma_02.mp3		If you need some headlights, you could just grab his eyeballs out.
faceless_void_01.mp3		They call him Faceless Void but he does have at least a mouth.
gyro_01.mp3		Where's the passenger seat, Morty. What if this guy wanted to take someone on a date? Good luck.
gyro_02.mp3		I see we got an armchair inventor over here. Not bad.
gyro_03.mp3		Hey what do you know Rick. This guy built a ship just like you did out of spare parts. You guys are in the same league. This thing couldn't even leave the atmosphere, Morty.
huskar_01.mp3		This looks like your gym guy at the gym who's trying to one-up- The hell would you know about a gym, Morty. Your arm's about the size of my finger.
invoker_01.mp3		All you're gonna invoke is your ineptitude at your ability to handle a keyboard.
invoker_02.mp3		I don't know why anybody would pick this guy. He's impossible to play. Good luck. What are you, a veteran?
invoker_03.mp3		Yeah, boy, look at you mister fancy pants, picking this guy. Good luck you loser.
io_01.mp3		What? He's just a ball that floats around. He doesn't even talk. Yeah, but you know what he does do, Rick? He helps people.
io_02.mp3		You know Rick, this is the one character in the game I relate to the most. Why? Because nobody can understand a word he's saying?
jakiro_01.mp3		This guy'd be cool to have at a barbecue, because he could heat up the grill, and he could plop a few ice cubes in your drink. Couldn't have said it better myself, Morty.
juggernaut_01.mp3		You know, I gotta say I really like the style of this guy's mask. Yeah, but you gotta wonder: what's he hiding under there.
juggernaut_02.mp3		Hey Morty, what do you think is under that mask? I bet you just a blank nub.
juggernaut_03.mp3		You know, this guy looks all buff and crazy, but let's be honest. Underneath that mask he probably has a nice, dainty little pixie face.
kotl_01.mp3		Hey Rick, you think this guy's got a wife at home? No, obviously. That's why he's such a creep to all the female heroes.
kotl_02.mp3		Of all the heroes in the game, I think you're the most like this guy. W-why? Because you have no idea how to talk to women.
kunkka_01.mp3		Hey Rick, where are you going? Save my seat, Morty. I hear this guy throws rum around and I'm getting a bunch of receptacles to catch it.
kunkka_02.mp3		Arr matey. Arr matey!
leshrac_01.mp3		Geez, man, what's with all these horse people in this game, huh? Yeah, I don't know Morty. Lot of horse characters, huh?
leshrac_02.mp3		How many horse people do you need to put into one game? Am I right?
lich_01.mp3		Damn, this guy's got so many chains he's straight gangsta.
lifestealer_01.mp3		This guy's a life stealer, but you know what else he stole? What else Morty? My heart.
lina_02.mp3		You think it's on fire all over? You know, like all over her body? Every spot? Why do you ask, Morty?
lion_01.mp3		You know when you go to hell, the first thing they give you is a giant finger. Well, I guess he has been there then.
lone_druid_01.mp3		Geez, Rick. I never saw anybody who liked bears so much. Really Morty? Have you ever met Bears McBearson? That guy loves bears.
luna_01.mp3		Gotta be careful with a girl who rides a panther. You know what they say about girls who are into panthers? What do they say, Morty? That they're crazy.
lycan_01.mp3		Hey Rick, you think this guy could help me train my dogs? Yeah, Morty I bet he could. He looks like a real whisperer.
lycan_02.mp3		Hey Rick, you think he's got those dogs house broken? I don't think so, Morty. They look pretty wild.
magnus_01.mp3		Oh, this guy's got a reaaaal... Nose on him doesn't he Morty? Yeah he sure does. Got one hell of a nose.
magnus_02.mp3		He look we got a risoceros over here. What are you talking about? A risoceros? What did you say Morty? I said risoceros, right?
medusa_01.mp3		I guess this means Medusa's public domain, huh? Yeah, I think she's an old timey character from the olden days.
medusa_02.mp3		It's probably a good thing that she's ugly because, you know, you're not supposed to look at her, right? Yeah, that's right Morty. You turn to stone, I believe.
meepo_01.mp3		Uh oh, Morty. It's the Meeseeks of Dota 2.
meepo_02.mp3		Hey Morty, this guy reminds me of you, you wanna know why? Why? Because there's five of them, and I've had five Mortys. That's canon.
mirana_01.mp3		It's just her and her dog. Just her and her dog against the world, you know? Morty, clearly that's a tiger. It's not a dog. Oh, wait is that a lion? No it's a wolf.
mirana_02.mp3		She's got that girl next door kind of look to her. Yeah, if the girl next door turned invisible, and rode around on a huge tiger or whatever that is.
morphling_01.mp3		You know you can't have too much water, Rick. Actually Morty, that's not true. There's a thing called hyper hydration.
morphling_02.mp3		Think the only reason they picked this guy is because, sub-consciously, they need to get a shower.
naga_01.mp3		Hey boy Rick, I'm getting an eye-full over here. Morty, back up. Stop looking so closely, Morty.
natures_prophet_01.mp3		Hey Rick, you think this guy raps? Because with a name like Nature's Prophet, sounds like a rapper to me. Yeah, a granola bar rapper. Whoooah.
necro_01.mp3		Gotta tell you Morty, if there's one character in this game who needs medical insurance, I think we found him. Yeah, this guy's a real mess.
nyx_01.mp3		Boy this beetle's got a one-track mind, and it's all about basketball.
nyx_02.mp3		Boy I hope the Knicks win this year or this guy's gonna get piiissed.
ogre_magi_01.mp3		Oh Morty, this guy's a great example of how luck is all you need in life. You don't have to be smart.
ogre_magi_02.mp3		Hey is this guy in your class at school, Morty? Hey go easy on me, Rick. I'm in a normal class, okay?
outworld_01.mp3		Morty, stay behind me. He can't damage intelligent people.
pa_01.mp3		Hey Morty, is it just me or is this lady all blurry. It's all blurry on me. Nah, it's okay Rick. You got a few more drinks left in ya.
phoenix_01.mp3		Oh my god, Rick. That bird's on fire. He's on fire. Oh that's horrible. Somebody needs to get in there and save him.
pit_lord_01.mp3		Morty this is what happens when people that don't know what they're doing start messing around with portal guns.
pit_lord_02.mp3		Hey Morty, check this guy out. Thinks he knows what he's doing messing with portals and stuff.
puck_01.mp3		Why don't they just let the faerie dragons, y'know, live their life.
puck_02.mp3		Hey Rick, did you know that there were faerie dragons? No, I never knew about that but here we have one, right here. It's a faerie dragon.
pudge_01.mp3		I think I just lost my appetite, Rick. Yeah, this guy really makes you think twice about eating meat.
pugna_01.mp3		Hey Morty, you know what we all have in common with Pugna? What? We all have skeletons inside of us. Every one of us.
qop_01.mp3		Geez, Rick, this lady's really crazy, you know. She's all dressed all naked and wild and stuff. Yeah, I know Morty. I got dibs.
razor_01.mp3		I like that he's comfortable wearing a dress, you know? Yeah me too Morty. I really gotta give this guy--I really gotta hand it to him.
riki_01.mp3		There's only enough room for one Rick in this game, Morty. And it's me.
rubick_01.mp3		Morty, it says right here that he definitely likes to steal things. Oh great, what a Rubick.
rubick_02.mp3		He certainly likes to steal things that are, you know, not his. I'm referring to the spells.
sand_king_02.mp3		Uh oh, we got ourselves a sand character Morty. I don't like sand Rick. I'm getting mad, Rick. Calm down, Morty. It's gonna be alright.
sand_king_01.mp3		I've got eremikaphobia. Google it. I'm freaking out over here.
shadow_demon_01.mp3		Oh Morty, you don't want to get locked in one of this guy's holes. You'll get a fine case of PTSD.
shadow_fiend_01.mp3		Six six six Morty. Hail Satan. Ha ha ha, yeah, hail Satan.
shadow_fiend_02.mp3		This guy's gonna come after your soul Morty. He's coming after your soul. Oh geez, you gotta protect me, Rick.
shadow_shaman_01.mp3		Hey Rick, you know, every game needs a shaman type, you know. You gotta have your shaman.
shadow_shaman_02.mp3		Hey Morty you know why he's got those boards strapped across his ears like that? Why, Rick? Cuz he's sick of hearing your bullshit, Morty.
shadow_shaman_03.mp3		I guess taping wood to yourself is better than not having any armor at all. Yeah, you said it Morty.
silencer_01.mp3		Whoa Rick, check this guy out! He's got a lot going on for- Silence, Morty!
silencer_02.mp3		Named after the thing I wish I could hear all the time: silence.
skywrath_mage_01.mp3		Dubba lub nub doo ra ka. Wubba lubba dub dub. Yeah, you said it, Rick.
skywrath_mage_02.mp3		Nubba lub dub rub. Whoa, Morty. This is a kid's game. Easy.
slardar_01.mp3		I think he's trying to catch something with that angler fish nodule on his face. He's trying to catch a break, Morty. Any way he can.
slark_01.mp3		Hey Morty, you know what I like about this guy? He knows when to disappear. You could learn something from him Morty.
slark_02.mp3		Who geez, who doesn't disappear in this game?
slark_03.mp3		You know, reminds me of a pet piranha I once had Morty. His name was Roger. It's getting really specific. It's true Morty, it's a whole part of my backstory, I had a pet pirhanna named Roger. He was a good boy.
sniper_01.mp3		Hey, geez Rick, why does Santa Claus have all kinds of weapons and bombs and stuff? Because he's pissed Morty. You were a bad boy this year. Santa Claus is real.
spectre_01.mp3		Geez Rick, I'm not so sure about this lady. Oh, finally drawing a line in the sand Morty?
spirit_breaker_01.mp3		Hey you know what you have in common with this guy, Rick? What's that Morty? You're always breaking my spirit, Rick.
spirit_breaker_02.mp3		Remember when you said I couldn't fly the ship? Well you broke my spirits on that one. Sorry Morty.
storm_spirit_01.mp3		You know Morty, I gotta tell you, you could learn a lot from this character. Just be yourself, Morty. What are you talking about?
sven_01.mp3		Hey Rick, I can't understand what this guy's talking about. Yeah, Morty. I could make a device that would help me understand what he's saying, but it's beneath me.
sven_02.mp3		He kind of looks sad, you know with those downturned horns and all. Morty, never judge a book by its cover. I saw that guy at a nightclub last weekend, he was going to town.
techies_01.mp3		Oh these are my boys! Yeah! The Techies! Ho ho!
techies_02.mp3		I used to hang out with guys like these. They knew how to party.
terrorblade_01.mp3		I don't think this guy would ever want to swap health a guy like you, if you catch my drift, oh! I'm in the prime of my life. I'm in the prime of my life, Morty.
tidehunter_01.mp3		Man, you know Morty, if this guy could trade a couple of those tentacles for a neck, he'd really be in business.
tidehunter_02.mp3		The last time I met somebody with this thick of a neck, uh... What? You got a punch line? No. I have a good setup though.
tinker_01.mp3		Ah Tinker, we meet again.
tinker_02.mp3		Me and Tinker we go way back Morty. What'd he look like before the exoskeleton? Like somebody you'd see at a bar.
tinker_03.mp3		Ah, Tinker, you old bastard. You made through the Glarflorpian Wars. Been too long.
tinker_04.mp3		Wow! Tinker! He finally finished that exoskeleton he was trying to build.
tiny_01.mp3		Hey you know what would be cool, Rick, is if they took this guy and they put him on our front lawn. Think about how nice that would look.
tiny_02.mp3		Within the hearts of tiny people lay the hearts of bigger people! Oh, color me inspired, Morty.
treant_01.mp3		This shouldn't be allowed, Rick, a giant walking, talking tree. They gotta draw the line somewhere.
treant_02.mp3		Oh, when is the government going to step in? These genetically modified Os are getting carried away.
treant_03.mp3		You know first it was a little twig, but now look at this thing.
troll_warlord_01.mp3		You know Rick, this guy probably had a nice tribe, and a bunch of tribes people. What a waste.
troll_warlord_02.mp3		I like this guy's beanie hair. You know, he's got that beanie look. Oh, are they calling it beanie hair?
tusk_01.mp3		If you hang out with this guy, you're gonna sweat flavored snow cone Morty. The hell are you talking about, Rick?
undying_01.mp3		Yeah, geez, I guess every game has to have a zombie now-a-days, huh?
undying_02.mp3		I hope I don't end up like this guy, with a bunch of regrets and a giant tombstone.
undying_03.mp3		Morty, I've never seen a more original character. It's a zombie whose got a giant tombstone. And then more zombies come out of that.
ursa_01.mp3		Morty if I could hire this guy as a bodyguard, I'd probably never see you again.
vengeful_01.mp3		How many upset spirits are in this game? Yeah, I know, there's Vengeful Spirit, there's Revenge Spirit, Angry Spirit...
veno_01.mp3		Geez Rick, this guy looks like one of those types of characters you'd see guarding a ladder in a platformer game. You know what I mean?
viper_01.mp3		Oh, it's a snake-type character. I wonder if it's poisonous.
viper_02.mp3		Oh boy there's a lot of snake people in this game. Yeah Rick but you gotta be careful because this snake's got some wings on him, know what I'm saying?
visage_01.mp3		You know Morty there's a lot of things we could say about Visage, but I think the first thing that comes to mind is... Um... His bracelets. I love those bracelets.
warlock_01.mp3		Morty, where do you think he gets all those golems that he's summoning? Yeah, he's taking them away from their families and friends. No wonder they're so pissed.
weaver_01.mp3		You know Morty, a lot of western civilization wouldn't want to eat this guy, but I tell ya: it's good protein.
weaver_02.mp3		Geez, you know I wouldn't wanna find something like that under my mattress. That's where I keep this guy. He's under your mattress. I'm not even kidding: look. Oh my god!
winter_wyvern_01.mp3		Boy I've never seen a crazy monster wear a tiara before. I guess it's his birthday.
witch_doctor_02.mp3		Morty, he may not look it but this is a real doctor. He cured me of my alcoholism. What do you talking about? You're still an alcoholic. What I mean is he made me care less about my alcoholism.
wraith_king_01.mp3		Hey Morty, this guy's beard is making me hungry for a breakfast croissant.
zeus_01.mp3		Mark Twain looks pissed!
generic_enough_horse_based_characters_to_start_kentucky_derby.mp3		Geez, we got enough horse-based characters to start a whole new Kentucky Derby.
generic_female_character_pick_01.mp3		It's hot in here. Is it just me or is it hot in here. Alright, relax Morty.
generic_female_character_pick_02.mp3		Hey Morty, why don't we dress up like her and go to a convention. That's a great idea, Rick!
generic_fire_character_01.mp3		This guy loves fire, but I'll tell ya: fire's not a joke.
generic_healing_hero.mp3		If he saw me and I was all hurting and stuff, he'd save me. Where are you getting this from?
generic_illusion_based_hero_01.mp3		You know Rick, I've never been a fan of characters that can create ghostly, false versions of themselves. It's not cool.
generic_illusion_based_hero_02.mp3		Sometimes it takes seeing a reflection of your own self before you realize how horrible you truly are.
generic_interdimensional_character_maybe_od.mp3		Morty, this is the one guy in the game that's interdimensional, just like us.
generic_male_hero_line.mp3		Hey, you know when girls say I'm looking for that tall, dark, and handsome? Well, here he is.
generic_skeleton_team.mp3		That's it, Morty! Just me and skeletons from here on out. I don't even care anymore.
generic_wizard_pick.mp3		Man this guy's a real top notch wizard, Morty. Tell you that much.
generic_wouldnt_cosplay.mp3		Yeah, I wouldn't cosplay as this character. No way.
generic_hero_pick_line_01.mp3		You know what's cool about this guy? What Morty? Nothing. He's the worst. I don't like this one. You blew it.
generic_hero_pick_line_02.mp3		Man this guy pisses me off. I don't know why Morty. Just pisses me off.
generic_how_many_characters_are_in_this_game.mp3		How many characters are in this fricken' game. This is getting to be ridiculous.
generic_nice_pick.mp3		Alright! Nice pick.
generic_why_would_you_pick_this_guy.mp3		Why would you pick this guy? He's the worst.
generic_zip_my_lip.mp3		You know, Morty, I wanna say a lot of things about this character, but I'm just going to zip my lip.