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- THE CORPORATIONS THAT LOVED SO MUCH
- There once was an industry with many corporations! The corporations liked to sell video games.
- “We love you so much!” they would tell people.
- “We are committed to inclusive and welcoming working environments!’ read their HR manuals.
- “We love you so much!” said the corporations.
- One day, a big, mean group of trolls began to attack women in industry.
- “It’s about ethics!” they would say.
- They were so naughty.
- “The corporations will think you’re naughty,” said the women.
- “But they love us so much!” said the trolls. So they kept attacking.
- The women and their friends began to fight back.
- “Will you help us?” they asked the corporations.
- “We love you so much!” they replied.
- The trolls told the corporations, “We will not buy your games or processors!”
- “We love you so much!” said the corporations.
- “But will you help us?” the women begged.
- “We support helping people,” said the corporations.
- But still they would not help.
- The women revealed that the trolls had been using ethics as an excuse to be mean.
- “Do you still love them?"
- “I guess,” said the corporations.
- The trolls began propping up harassers.
- “Do you still love them?” asked the women.
- “We are against harassment,” said the corporations.
- The trolls started attacking the corporation’s workers.
- “Do you still love them?” asked the women.
- “We support our workers,” said the corporations.
- The trolls started sending them death threats.
- “Do you still love them?” asked the women.
- “We are against death threats,” said the corporations.
- The trolls started speaking for the corporations.
- “Do you still love them?” asked the women.
- “We are not being spoken for,” said the corporations.
- The trolls were harboring white nazis.
- “Do you still love them?” asked the women.
- “We are against nazis,” said the corporations.
- The sites the trolls hated were enjoying record traffic.
- “Do you still love them?” asked the women.
- “We support record traffic,” said the corporations.
- The trolls were apologizing for child pornography.
- “Do you still love them?” asked the women.
- “We are against child pornography,” said the corporations.
- And on it went, and the women lost so much.
- “Are you okay with this?” asked the women.
- “We are against losing so much,” said the corporations.
- Until, finally, the women turned the trolls into a joke.
- “Will you help us stop this from happening again?” they asked the corporations.
- The corporations, however, we busy greenlighting sequels.
- “But who will buy them?” they asked themselves.
- The trolls said to the corporations, “we will!”
- And so the corporations told the trolls:
- “We love you so much!”
- THE END
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