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Calm and mannered New Year's greetings 2-Hard

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  1.  
  2. Calm New Year's manners 2-1H
  3.  
  4. [Inubouzaki house]
  5.  
  6. TV comedian A: Cut it out already!
  7.  
  8. TV comedian B: Thank you very much!
  9.  
  10. Fuu: Must be hard to be a comedian, hard at work from the very first day of the year.
  11.  
  12. Its: Actually, aside from live broadcasts, most New Year shows are filmed in December.
  13.  
  14. Fuu: Huh, really!? I'm impressed you know that.
  15.  
  16. Fuu: Wait, of course you'd know that! You're going to be entering the showbiz industry as a singer soon!
  17.  
  18. Its: I-It's not like it's decided that I'll become one...
  19.  
  20. Fuu: Nuh-uh, we're talking about you, of course you can become one! You'll the be the finest diva in Shikoku!
  21.  
  22. Fuu: Hm? Who could it be? Coming!
  23.  
  24. Yuu: Excuse us!
  25.  
  26. Tou: Fuu-senpai, I brought some mochi.
  27.  
  28. Its: Ah, everyone! Welcome.
  29.  
  30. Kar: I'm done with training for today and I had free time, so I dropped by.
  31.  
  32. SON: But Nibosshi, you're the one who suggested to go to Fuumin-senpai's place.
  33.  
  34. Kar: Stu-... N-No I didn't!
  35.  
  36. Its: Heehee, Karin-san, you're not being honest.
  37.  
  38. Kar: Wha-!?
  39.  
  40. Yuu: New Year TV shows, huh. I watch basically nothing but comedy shows.
  41.  
  42. Tou: The busiest time of the year for comedians.
  43.  
  44. Kar: If we're talking manzai comedy, then Fuu is a total boke.
  45.  
  46. Fuu: Eh!? I'm a tsukkomi, right!?
  47.  
  48. Yuu: Karin-chan would do good as a tsukkomi!
  49.  
  50. Kar: Well, you can't be one unless you've got common sense. And I'm that kind of person.
  51.  
  52. Fuu: You? Common sense? People with common sense don't say "dried sardines" all the time!
  53.  
  54. Kar: I don't say it all the time! It's just that dried sardines are nutritionally perfect, and I want sardine goods to be more widespread...
  55.  
  56. Fuu: See, you keep saying it.
  57.  
  58. Kar: Ah!?
  59.  
  60. TV comedian C: Cut it out already!
  61.  
  62. TV comedian D: Thank you very much!
  63.  
  64. Fuu/Kar: ...
  65.  
  66. Tou: Comedy duo, Fuu & Karin... That could work.
  67.  
  68. SON: The perfect manzai duo!
  69.  
  70. Its: I'll do a single card tarot divination now... I got the Wheel of Fortune, upright position.
  71.  
  72. Its: It means "success"! You'll definitely become first-rate performers!
  73.  
  74. Fuu/Kar: No we won't!
  75.  
  76. ===
  77.  
  78. Calm and mannered New Year's greetings 2-2H
  79.  
  80. [Sanshuu Middle - Rooftop]
  81.  
  82. Gin: If we're talking New Year games... Spinning tops.
  83.  
  84. Tam: But! We're city girls, just some random spinning tops won't cut it!
  85.  
  86. Tam: We're going to be using these tops! Topblades! [1]
  87.  
  88. Gin: Allow me to explain! Topblades are high-tech spinning top entertainment that's popular with kids!
  89.  
  90. Gin: The manga and anime are really popular too!
  91.  
  92. Tam: Tama's gonna be using this one! Red Crimson Hawk!
  93.  
  94. Gin: This is... The crazy-rare spinning top the main character of the anime uses, isn't it!?
  95.  
  96. Tam: Heh heh heh... Looks like the battle's over before it even began.
  97.  
  98. Gin: Hmph... I'm actually relaxed now.
  99.  
  100. Tam: What?
  101.  
  102. Gin: If my opponent was some chump, it'd be over in a second, and that's no fun...
  103.  
  104. Gin: My spinning top is this!
  105.  
  106. Tam: Shining Mount Fuji!? That's the SS-tier rare top the rival used in the anime!
  107.  
  108. Gin: Yes, precisely.
  109.  
  110. Tam: Heh... I dare say, you are a worthy opponent! Let's go, Gin!
  111.  
  112. Gin: Yes!
  113.  
  114. Tam: 3 charges, free entry! No-option battle! [2]
  115.  
  116. Gin: Charge in!
  117.  
  118. Tam: Nice charge in!
  119.  
  120. Tam: What!?
  121.  
  122. Gin: Some top flew in from the outside and blew ours out!?
  123.  
  124. Mysterious voice: Heh heh heh... To think I would happen upon Bladers here... The world truly is vast.
  125.  
  126. Tam: You are-!?
  127.  
  128. Yum: Allow Miroku Yumiko to intrude!
  129.  
  130. Gin: A third Blader...
  131.  
  132. Yum: My top, Super Celeb Eggplant, breathes fire.
  133.  
  134. Tam: Tama'll get you back... Tama doesn't lose!
  135.  
  136. Gin: I'll show you my Blade spirit! Now, let's begin!
  137.  
  138. Yum: A million charges, free entry! No-option battle!
  139.  
  140. Gin/Yum/Tam: Charge in!
  141.  
  142. [Food court]
  143.  
  144. Son: That was my first dream of the year.
  145.  
  146. Sum: The contents are a mess, but you got Mt. Fuji, a hawk and an eggplant. That's Sonocchi for you... [3]
  147.  
  148. ===
  149. Notes:
  150. 1 - Reference to Beyblade.
  151. 2 - Reference to Artificial Insect KABUTO BORG Victory by Victory.
  152. 3 - Reference to the Japanese belief that seeing the Mt. Fuji, a hawk and an eggplant on your first dream of the year brings good fortune.
  153.  
  154. ===
  155.  
  156. Calm and mannered New Year's greetings 2-3H
  157.  
  158. [Sanshuu Middle - Courtyard]
  159.  
  160. Yuu: Waah! Aah, it's falling!
  161.  
  162. Yuu: Aww, my kite fell... Tougou-san, it's impressive how high yours is flying.
  163.  
  164. Tou: It's all about practice. After that, it's up to how the wind feels. It's practically luck.
  165.  
  166. Yuu: Okay, I'm going to fly it high this time! Eeei!
  167.  
  168. Tou: Heehee... Ah!
  169.  
  170. Tou: The string snapped and the kite flew away...
  171.  
  172. Yuu: I'm going to chase it!
  173.  
  174. Tou: It's fine, Yuuna-chan. That kite... became free.
  175.  
  176. Yuu: Free... I see.
  177.  
  178. Tou: All beings are fundamentally free. Nobody can shackle their will.
  179.  
  180. Tou: So... Nobody can shackle my desire to hug you, Yuuna-chan, for that is my free will.
  181.  
  182. Tou: Yuuna-chan.
  183.  
  184. Yuu: Tougou-san...
  185.  
  186. Yuu: Uh, what was the next line again?
  187.  
  188. Anz: Cut!
  189.  
  190. Anz: Yuuki-san, you can't do that! Memorise your lines properly!
  191.  
  192. SON: We're going to be showing this play at the kindergarten once the winter break ends, so we don't have any time left.
  193.  
  194. SON: You can do it, Yuuyu!
  195.  
  196. Tou: Won't this play be... too much of a shock for kindergarteners?
  197.  
  198. Anz: No it will not! Don't treat children like they're children, please!
  199.  
  200. Anz: Children living in our day and age full of shocks won't be satisfied with something half-hearted!
  201.  
  202. Yuu: I-I see...
  203.  
  204. Anz: Okay, play "Freedom And Shackles", 2nd chapter, retake!
  205.  
  206. Shi: Acting... is hard.
  207.  
  208. Nat: We should just fly kites and enjoy ourselves.
  209.  
  210. Shi: Flying kites... is also pretty hard.
  211.  
  212. Hin: Heehee. This reminds me of when we were kids, Wakaba-chan. Back then we also flew kites, just like this.
  213.  
  214. Wak: Yeah. You're right, Hinata.
  215.  
  216. Hin: Say, Wakaba-chan.
  217.  
  218. Wak: What is it?
  219.  
  220. Hin: Wakaba-chan... Do you want to be shackled?
  221.  
  222. Hin: Ah! The wind is pulling me along with the kite...
  223.  
  224. Wak: Hinata!
  225.  
  226. Wak: Phew, I cut the string. That was close.
  227.  
  228. Hin: Thank you very much, Wakaba-chan!
  229.  
  230. Wak: The shackle question aside, if something tries to bind you, I'll cut it down.
  231.  
  232. Hin: Heehee. Wakaba-chan, you're so cool.
  233.  
  234. ===
  235.  
  236. Calm and mannered New Year's greetings 2-4H
  237.  
  238. [Sanshuu Middle - Hallway]
  239.  
  240. Meb: For training, I should probably keep resting time in mind, after all...
  241.  
  242. Suz: Ah, Mebu!
  243.  
  244. Meb: Ah, Suzume. Perfect timing. I've been thinking up a training regimen...
  245.  
  246. Suz: I'm sorry! I didn't mean Mebu, I meant boss!
  247.  
  248. Meb: Huh? Boss?
  249.  
  250. Meb: I-I see... That happened, huh. Sorry.
  251.  
  252. Suz: So boss, my apologies! I haven't finished the task you gave me yet!
  253.  
  254. Meb: S-Stop calling me boss. And what task are you talking about?
  255.  
  256. Suz: Huh? You don't remember that either? Mebu, you told me to build a model of a five-storied pagoda.
  257.  
  258. Meb: ...I've got no recollection of that...
  259.  
  260. Suz: Eeeh!? And here I'm having so much trouble with the first story of the pagoda right now...
  261.  
  262. Meb: I really am sorry...
  263.  
  264. Suz: You also told me to build a house...
  265.  
  266. Meb: I don't remember that either...
  267.  
  268. Suz: I see... But thank goodness. There's no way I could build a house.
  269.  
  270. Suz: Though if you built a house and lived there together with me, it'd be the safest thing in the world, so I'd be alright with that.
  271.  
  272. Suz: But me, I can't build a house. Mebu, you should probably say no to amazake from now on.
  273.  
  274. Meb: Yeah, I'll be careful... Sorry.
  275.  
  276. Suz: No, it's fine. Alright, see you!
  277.  
  278. Meb: (I really did something bad there...)
  279.  
  280. Meb: (Hmm... Maybe I should build an actual log house and gift it to Suzume as an apology...)
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