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&Frage: Nick fuckin' join
~Professor Oak Jr.: :D:
&Frage: oak are you gonna join or nah
~Professor Oak Jr.: no
&Frage: ok
~Meliodas of Wrath: Oi
~Meliodas of Wrath: Who won the tourney
@Blade The Scythe: Bbl guys
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~Professor Oak Jr.: actually i dont know
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~Professor Oak Jr.: fuck did dante leave
~Professor Oak Jr.: damn it
@PixelBlock: His planet needed him.
~Professor Oak Jr.: that's not the first time i've heard that joke today actually
~Professor Oak Jr.: .3.
@PixelBlock: Crap.
+EimP: lol
@PixelBlock: Well, a lot of planets are at need now.
@PixelBlock: War's getting loose.
+EimP: well
+EimP: there is only one way to settle this!
• +EimP gets the death star
+EimP: o3o3o3o3o
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POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: OH GOD
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: "What if you're my least favorite admin?"
@PixelBlock: you're tho
~Professor Oak Jr.: dante did you see emerald's latest comment on the crush thread
~Professor Oak Jr.: .3.
@PixelBlock: ...oh
@PixelBlock: I thought it wasked what is your least favorite
@PixelBlock: asked*
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: Hold on
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: imma look
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: Not sure if that's his way of saying he doesn't hate my anymore or if he's just fucking around
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~Professor Oak Jr.: probably both
fucking his sister might have put him in a better mood
~Jihachi: scep
~Jihachi: I got
~Jihachi: the best card ever
~Jihachi: on CAH
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POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: .3. I figured he wasn't serious about having a crush on me...
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POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: tfw you're trying to finish an art project and find this http://www.pydepyper.in/images/wilson-art/full//The%20Forbidden%20Fruit%20-%20Drawing%20-%20Pen%26%20Ink%20-%2027cmsX37cms%20(2).jpg
~Professor Oak Jr.: wut card nick
Random Battle started between TTgames14 and super saiajin 5.
~Jihachi: I will show whne I playit
~Jihachi: ;)
~Jihachi: when*
~Jihachi: but I think only scep gets it
~Jihachi: .3.
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~Jihachi: http://prntscr.com/78zmfk
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~Jihachi: SPLOOSH<3
~Jihachi: why everytime we go into skype
~Jihachi: does the chat die
~Professor Oak Jr.: cornholio tho
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~Professor Oak Jr.: cuz everyone is on skype lol
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johnnyk121: hi guys
~Professor Oak Jr.: hai johnny
~Professor Oak Jr.: hai waifu
+EimP: hello johnny
%Splash of death: Hi husbando
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~Jihachi: oak
~Jihachi: red, scep, iza, aero, blaze, splash, johnny and the two other guys aren't
~Jihachi: o3o
~Professor Oak Jr.: they're afk yn
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@PixelBlock: I can't be atm
@PixelBlock: In car
+Tweeky: If I don't win this fucking round I swear.
+EimP: johnny
+EimP: is the beaver online?
+EimP: nvm its not
+EimP: e.e
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johnnyk121: who?
+EimP: bidooph
&Frage: afk
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: Anyone here good with women?
+Tweeky: You're asking a bunch of nerds
~Jihachi: soph is good with women
~Jihachi: she is a woman, after all
+EimP: ^
+EimP: or ask a pronstar
~Professor Oak Jr.: hope isnt here
~Jihachi: like oak
+Tweeky: ooooo
+EimP: lol
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We're working on a new roomintro and a new server design, stay tuned!
Forum's back, fixed URL coming soon!
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: Better than nothing
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: I got a lying cheating bitch preggers
~SP Scep left
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: and I've got no idea what to do
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: WELP
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: Everyone is leaving left and right .3.
~Professor Oak Jr.: .3.
~Professor Oak Jr.: ru srs dante
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: I wish I wasn't
Noisyray: Fucking green
• ~Jihachi kicks oak
• ~Professor Oak Jr. kicks jihachi and sets off the bomb
Noysyr8: Dah'z r00d, Nicky
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: ...
~Professor Oak Jr.: dante this is why you stay a virgin
~Professor Oak Jr.: i mean
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@Gamebrεaker: Damn bruh
Noysyr8: BRUH
@Gamebrεaker: why did you fuck shamu?
Noysyr8: Gurl
&Frage: why did you fuck period?
@Gamebrεaker: well...
@Gamebrεaker: i'd say you're fucked
&Frage: badum
&Frage: tss!
@Gamebrεaker: unless random decision for abortion
@Gamebrεaker: also i thought you played for the other team?
Noysyr8: ^
~Professor Oak Jr.: ^
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: I'm trying to talk her into it
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~Jihachi: wait
~Jihachi: what exactly happenned to dante?
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: She's delivering somewhere in june or july
~Professor Oak Jr.: he got a girl pregnant
~Professor Oak Jr.: .3.
~Jihachi: .3.
~Professor Oak Jr.: dante there is this magical item in first world countries
~Professor Oak Jr.: it's called a condom
@Gamebrεaker: ^
@Gamebrεaker: even brazil has it
~Jihachi: ^^
~Jihachi: even fking brazil
~Jihachi: and they give it for free
~Jihachi: .3.
@Gamebrεaker: seriously how the fuck did this happen?
~Jihachi: keyword being fuck
&Frage: well
&Frage: condoms can brea
~Jihachi: but well, what is done is done, so dante
&Frage: break*
~Jihachi: you should uhh
~Jihachi: ehhhh
@Gamebrεaker: (i only made that joke because i'm a br myself,plz don't rage at me anyone)
~Jihachi: did anyone here ever get a girl pregnant to give dante some tips?
~Professor Oak Jr.: yes i got many girls pregnant
~Professor Oak Jr.: ...not
POWERBOTTOMS4JESUS: I'm so fucked
~Jihachi: dante
~Jihachi: look at the bright side
@Gamebrεaker: don't look at me,i may be black but i never got any children
@PixelBlock: Guys
~Jihachi: you are now pretty much the most mature user on parukia now
~Jihachi: no one here is a daddy or a mommy
~Jihachi: I think
~Jihachi: .3.
@Gamebrεaker: ...Dante as a father
@PixelBlock: Dad's asking me what the Teletubbies' names are
~Professor Oak Jr.: carl is
~Professor Oak Jr.: LOL AERO
@PixelBlock: "Have you tried: blaming Carl?"
~Jihachi: ....looool
@PixelBlock: He asked me
@Gamebrεaker: for some reason that thought creeps the fuck out of me
@PixelBlock: to ask you guys
~Professor Oak Jr.: tell him to google it
@PixelBlock: If you know what they are
~Jihachi: well gb
@PixelBlock: WITHOUT GOOGLING
~Jihachi: if she doesn't abort, dante is a daddy now
@Gamebrεaker: Daddy Dante
&Frage: one of them is name soph
~Professor Oak Jr.: okay here's another thing
~Jihachi: just find the gender and we can help giving him/her the name
~Jihachi: :D
~Professor Oak Jr.: if you're gonna be a slut
~Professor Oak Jr.: why dont you use birth control
Noysyr8: Who doesn't know the fucking Tellytubby names
@Gamebrεaker: it even has alliteration
&Frage: dante
&Frage: why haven't you just
&Frage: http://prntscr.com/78zv6w
@Gamebrεaker: i don't think i remember all of them
@PixelBlock: Dad's asking if one's Itsy-Bitsy
@Gamebrεaker: lol frage
Noysyr8: The Tellytubbies were my childhood and I was obsessed with La La
~Jihachi: so dante
@PixelBlock: And if one's Ismerelda
@Gamebrεaker: why is your dad asking that aero?
~Jihachi: what are u gonna do
@Gamebrεaker: is he high or something
~Jihachi: lol
@Gamebrεaker: i used to watch teletubbies when i was a kid
~Jihachi: I still remember that day my dad shouted my name when we were on skype
@PixelBlock: Because someone asked him
~Jihachi: and I was with my mic on
@Gamebrεaker: i used to like the green one with a hat
@PixelBlock: during a delivery
johnnyk121: hi facebook
Noysyr8: I still have them on VHS aaaay
~Jihachi: and everyone thought I was in trouble
@Gamebrεaker: hey johnny
@Gamebrεaker: how was anime north kid?
~Jihachi: ^
&Frage: http://prntscr.com/78zw4r Squall anyone?
@PixelBlock: So yeah, he's been wondering this ever since yesterday it seems.
@PixelBlock: Because someone made him think about it.
~Jihachi: guys go on staff room real fast
~Professor Oak Jr.: is that
~Professor Oak Jr.: a gun knife?
&Frage: final fantasy homie
Noysyr8: I know the green one that GB likes irl lmao
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@Gamebrεaker: I can't forget the names of them for the life of me
@Gamebrεaker: i remember La-La and Po
@Gamebrεaker: but i can't remember the other 2
@PixelBlock: We have three
Noysyr8: Tinky Winky and Dipsy
@PixelBlock: Tinkey Winkey, La-La, and Po.
@PixelBlock: o-o What's the last one?
@Gamebrεaker: thanks soph lol
~SP Scep: what if Jessie's Girl is Stacy's Mom and her number is 8675309 O.O
~Jihachi: scep
~Jihachi: did u ever get a girl pregnant
Noysyr8: NICK
~Jihachi: SOPH
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~SP Scep: no
~SP Scep: luckily
~SP Scep: bbl
~Jihachi: lol
~Jihachi: soph
~Jihachi: did u ever get a guy pregnant
Noysyr8: Yes
Noysyr8: Every time I open my fucking mouth he leaves aaay
@Gamebrεaker: lmao
Random Battle started between Trainer Guilherme and mega-cheshnauht.
@PixelBlock: Yeah
@PixelBlock: My dad's weird
@Gamebrεaker: whose dad isn't?
~Jihachi: lol
@PixelBlock: You guys should meet him. Maybe you'll like his crappy jokes. <w<
~Jihachi: do any of you guys plan having children in the future? o3o
@Gamebrεaker: my dad was such a party hard mofo he dived naked into the pool once
@Gamebrεaker: i was throughly ashamed because it was in the middle of a family party
@Gamebrεaker: and he was drunk as fuck
@PixelBlock: Depends Nick
@Gamebrεaker: and he was the only one naked diving on the pool
~SP Scep: spoiler: i'm pregnant
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~Jihachi: wait so soph fucked scep? O3o
~Jihachi: o3O
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Noysyr8: ...Maybe.
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[16:15:04] Noysyr8: Every time I open my fucking mouth he leaves aaay
@Gamebrεaker: for scep's health it better not be true
if you know what she means
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Noysyr8: Ffs
gama3301: oi
~SP Scep: bbl for reelz now
~SP Scep: dinner and shit
~Jihachi: bs
~Jihachi: I wanted to watch scep vs gb fite
@Gamebrεaker: cya Sp
~Jihachi: irl
~SP Scep: !pick kick, poof
We randomly picked: kick
SP Scep was kicked by SP Scep.