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- >Day kick boxing in Equestria
- >You are Anon.Y.Mous
- >The rays of the sun shine on you stirring you from your dreams of battles and debauchery.
- >You arise from your bed well rested and rejuvenated to start your day but first, you pull a lever next to your bed to summon your faithful companion.
- >Kick Boxing Banana.
- >You have no idea where this creature came from or why it followed you but it has proved its loyalty and trust to you.
- >"KICK BOXING BENENE!"
- >It speaks but only you are truly capable of understanding its obviously advanced language.
- >"KICK BOXING BENENE!"
- "Let us get this day started!"
- >You walk to the bathroom to do the triple SSS's, shave, shit and shower.
- >Having done your routine you exit the bathroom and head downstairs while Kick Boxing Banana commences his version of the triple S.
- >"KICK BOX BANANA!"
- >You chuckle at his enthusiasm to start the day while you cook a hearty breakfast of pancakes.
- >While cooking your breakfast you remember you and KBB were supposed to help Applejack at the farm today.
- "Hey Kick Boxing Banana you better hurry up and eat we're leaving soon!"
- >Hearing your words he runs down stairs and quickly consumes his food by stomping it out.
- >You quickly finish your pancakes and are about to leave when you hear the dreaded knock.
- >Shit
- "Shit, hey Kick Boxing Banana you wanna answer the door?"
- >You hear the back door opening and closing.
- Fucking asshat...
- >You turn to the door and try to barricade it but flutters breaks through the door.
- >She lands on top of you and immediately starts ripping your pants off.
- >You attempt to resist but she uses her extra appendages (her wings) to pin your arms.
- >You start praying to based deity for a quick death when you hear....
- >"KICK BOXING BANANA!!
- >You look on as you see him fly towards Fluttershy his foot extended.
- >It connects to her face causing her to fly off you forcefully landing on the other side of the room.
- >She immediately gets up, already a foot shaped bruise forming on her face.
- >"Your going to pay for that!"
- >She mad
- >you get up off the floor putting on what's left of your pants.
- >"KICK KICK BOX BANANA!
- >Fluttershy rushes towards KBB intending to kill him.
- "Kick Boxing Banana use thunder punt!
- >He winds his right foot back and brings it back up connecting with Fluttershys face.
- >She goes flying out the doorway and you hear her say.
- >"Looks like Fluttershy is blasting off again...."
- >She disappears off into the distance with a twinkle.
- >You look at your companion and extend your hand above your head.
- >He understands the gesture and high fives you with his foot.
- "FUCK YEAH!"
- >Looks like another day of you not.
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
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