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- part 2
- >Be Anon
- >Be waking up
- >You yawn and put your hand to your mouth to quiet yourself
- >You don't have hands anymore, you have hooves. And they control slightly differently to say the least
- >You punched yourself in the mouth
- “Motherfucker!”
- >Maybe going back to sleep is a good idea
- >You lie back down
- >”Why'd you hit yourself?”
- >Apparently somebody had entered the bedroom
- >You look over towards the voice and by the open door is a light green filly with a tennis ball and racket mark about your current age looking at you
- “I get sad sometimes”
- >”Oh, I get sad sometimes too but I don't do that”
- “Well it's what your supposed to do, what are you doing in here?”
- >”Uhhh......”
- >The filly stares into space in concentration
- >You get out of bed and stand in front of her
- >She doesn't seem to have noticed you
- >You wait for a few moments, get impatient and cough into you hoof
- “Ahem”
- >”Oh yeah! I was supposed to show you to miss Summers room! Follow me!”
- >She runs out of the room
- >This filly
- >You follow after her as best you can
- >You barely manage to keep up with her until she runs face-first into a door
- >You check to see if she broke her neck or something, but she seems fine
- >maybe not so fine, she's slamming her head against the door repeatedly
- “What the hell are you doing?”
- >”I'm knocking silly!”
- “Shouldn't you use like... Your hoof or something?”
- >”This is faster!” she says, still slamming her head against the door
- >Before you can respond to her you hear a voice through the door
- >”Is that you Quick Serve? I told me you didn't need to knock, just let yourself in. Is Anonymous out there with you?”
- >The Filly, assumedly named Quick Serve looks over at you
- >”Yeah she's here”
- >”Come inside Anon, Quick you can go back to playing now
- >”Okay, bye Anonymous! Seeya around!”
- >That filly's natural volume seems to be , in layman's terms, really fucking loud
- >Glad to see her gone, you enter into Summer's office
- >It was a mess of bright bold colors, but pretty spartan. Except for a painting everything in her room looked like it served some purpose
- >”Go ahead and take a seat, I have some questions for you and I need them answered honestly”
- >Like she would ever believe that, ha
- “Okay”
- >You take a seat on the filly sized chair
- “Ask away”
- >”Your name?”
- “Anonymous”
- >”No last name?”
- “Nope”
- >”Any family?”
- >Not that you would ever see again
- “No”
- >”Where are you from?”
- >Shit! Uh think of some stupid pony sounding town
- >Unfortunately you are pretty bad at coming up with puns on the spot
- “Uh... Pony....ville?”
- >”Oh, I hear that place is very... quaint”
- >Wait that was an actual place here?
- >You barely suppress a laugh
- >”Why are you in Manehatten then?”
- “I wanted to see the big city”
- >”All by yourself?”
- “How else?”
- >Summer continues to ask you personal questions and you make up all bullshit answers because this is pointless and dumb and you were only here for food and shelter temporarily
- >Summer doesn't seem to notice
- >”Okay Anon that's the last of my questions, is there anything else I should know
- “I am a 23 year old human male that was transformed into a filly by a winged unicorn named Twilight
- >Summer looks at you blankly
- >Then laughs
- “Ha! The princess of friendship doing something like that? A fillies imagination is such an interesting thing. So I take it you don't have anything else to say about yourself?”
- >It was worth a shot
- “Yeah, I got nothing else to add”
- >”Well now that that's all sorted out, we just need a quick physical and we'll introduce you to the other filly's”
- >Summer leads you the infirmary
- >The nurse on call seemed to be absent
- >”Hey Kind! Anon is back for her physical!”
- >Kind Heart, still out of sight responds
- >”I'll be right there!”
- >Kind Heart comes out of one of the patient rooms
- >”Alright Anon, lets get a look at you”
- >She leads you into the room she just came out of
- >Hey Summer yo can wait out here, these rooms are kinda small
- >Summer nods and doesn't follow you in
- >Closing the door, Kind turns around and smiles at you
- >”First lets see how your cuts are doing and change your bandages
- >She magics away the bandages and looks surprised
- >”Wow, those healed really quick. Is that part of your special talent?
- >You look at your question mark mark
- “I don't know”
- >”Well I guess that's just earth ponies for you”
- >You have no idea what she means
- “yep”
- >”Well now that that's all sorted, I can go ahead and begin”
- >Kind proceeds to check your temperature
- >”100 degrees, perfectly normal”
- >Huh, who knew?
- >Weight
- >”51 pounds, a bit light, but I'm sure a few more good meals would do you good”
- >heartbeat
- >”36 hbpm, perfect score”
- >blood pressure
- >”Another healthy reading at 80 mmHg”
- >The more you know!
- >”Seems to be so far so good, now lets check your mouth. Open up and say ahh”
- “ahhh”
- >Kind giggles”Somepony forgot to brush this morning, but besides that your mouth and teeth look fine, although you'll still need to visit the dentist for a check-up”
- >”Now onto your ears”
- >The doctor pone takes a some sort of device to look at your ears
- >”A perfect set of adorable ears”
- “I'm not adorable”
- >”You really are the cutest little thing, you'll be adopted to a loving family in no time”
- >Yeah, no
- “I'm not cute”
- >”Let me look at you eyes now”
- >You open you enormous eyes as wide as you can
- >”mhmm mhmmm, okay, mhmm, yeah”
- >Huh, no commentary this time?
- “Something wrong with my eyes?”
- >”No, no , your eyes are fine. But through this checkup, I've deducted something about you”
- >Did purple horse mess you up somehow? Did you catch something from those raccoon's?
- >”You're....”
- >Oh did she notice you were transformed?! Maybe she could tell that you weren't actually a filly?!
- >”...literally the cutest thing ever!”
- >What
- “What?”
- >”And fillies so cute and well behaved deserve a lollipop and a pretty sticker!”
- >Kind enthusiastically places a sticker on your side and hoofs you over a lollipop
- >A little dazed, you unwrap the candy and put it in your mouth
- >Mmm, cherry
- >You quickly devour the lollipop and throw away the stick away in a convenient trash can
- >You look at the sticker on your side
- >It's about the size of your hoof, has pink hearts all over it and boldly states '100% adorable!' on it
- >”And with that, you're all done. Have fun meeting all your new friends!”
- >You jump off the examination table
- “Uh, thanks”
- >You meet Summer outside the room
- >”Alright then, lets introduce you. They should be in class right now, follow me
- >Great, now you had to deal with a bunch of children... foals, and go to school
- >You had to leave as soon as possible
- >But for now you better play along, at least until lunch
- “Did I miss breakfast?”
- >”I thought it would be kinder to let you sleep, don't worry though. Lunch is in a half hour”
- “I can last that long”
- >Just barely, after you have lunch, you'll escape in the chaos that is kindergarten lunchtime
- >It's the perfect plan
- >You have arrived at your destination
- >A door with a big 3 on the door.
- >”Your classroom will be room 3, now go ahead inside the teacher is expecting you”
- >Alright lets do this
- >You go in
- [spoiler]>Leeeerrrroooyyyyyyyyyy Jjjjjeeeeeeeekkkkkknnnnnnnnniiiiiiiinnnnssss[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]>”Oh my Celestia he just went in”[/spoiler]
- [spoiler]I'm so sorry[/spoiler]
- >Inside you find about 15 or so fillies looking right at you
- >You stare into the void
- >It stares back
- >A voice breaks in, saving you “Oh you must be Anonymous, Class! This is Anonymous. She's new here so be sure to be nice to her”
- >The class responds as one “Yes Ms. Chalkboard”
- >”Now Anonymous, please introduce yourself”
- >Oh shit what do you do
- >Just play it cool Anon, just play it cool
- “Err... um. Hi everybody, you can call me Anon for short if you want”
- >A filly near the back speaks up
- >”You already have your cutie mark. Whats your special talent?”
- >Might as well be honest here
- >You sit back on your hindlegs, and raise your forehooves in a shrug
- >The class reacts mostly as one
- >”Ohhhh”
- >”Yeah that makes sense”
- >”Seems about right”
- >”Ohh. Duh, it's so obvious now”
- >Well as long as they understood
- >The teacher speaks up
- >”Now that you've been introduced, lets get back from where we left off. Anon please take a seat at a desk”
- >Where to sit on your only day in kindergarten
- >Turns out you don't have much choice, there's only one empty desk
- >It's in the front
- >Fuck, how were you going to daze off properly
- >You sit down and class begins
- >It's math, simple addition and subtraction
- >The teacher passes out some problems and gives you a pencil
- >The questions are really easy, writing as a pone, not so much
- >You look around, all the fillies around you are using their mouths
- >Better not borrow anyone's writing instruments
- >You attempt to write down the answers
- >It's weirdly easy, guess your mouth was just easier to control or something
- >You quickly finish the math worksheet
- >Since you were in front, the teacher notice's when you put your pencil down
- >”Done already?”
- “Yeah, it wasn't difficult”
- >”Let me check your work for you”
- >She walks over and scans your paper
- >”All correct, nicely done. Maybe you could help tutor some of the fillies that are struggling”
- >Hell no
- “Uh, maybe”
- >The teacher goes back to her desk, grabs something and returns to your desk
- >”For such good work, you get a sticker!”
- >Before you can decline she sticks it on your side right next to the first one
- >This one has a winking smiley face wearing glasses with numbers on the background and the phrase 'I'm a smarty!' on it
- >This place must use these things as a reward system or something, all the fillies look at you some with admiration, others with envy
- >Whatever, either way these were gonna be a hassle to get off. What with your fur and all
- >The bell rings, lunch time
- >You follow behind the group of fillies to the cafeteria
- >You grab some lunch, it looks like some salad and weird looking french fries. Plus a cookie
- >You sit at a table by yourself, digging in
- >No point in getting to know any of the filly's here, you're leaving as soon a s you're done
- >A filly that looks a little older than you sits next to you
- >”Gimme your cookie”
- “Already ate it”
- >”You're supposed to eat it last!”
- “Says who?”
- >”You're just supposed to you big dumb butt!”
- >Ouch
- “Are you like the bully here or something?”
- >”It's my special talent”
- >She shows her cutie mark off to you, it's a cutesy looking lunch box
- “Shouldn't it be making lunches or something?”
- >”Pfff, no.... idiot! It's taking other peoples lunches!”
- “Oh, that's kinda lame”
- >“No it's not!, hey whats over there!”
- >You humor her and look where she's pointing
- >You look back to your food tray
- >It's not there anymore
- >She takes your food tray away
- >You walk away
- >You had already eaten all your food
- >You were a quick eater never stopped eating while the bully filly was talking
- >She stole your dirty tray
- >You were done with this place, time to see what adventure awaits you next or whatever
- >You head towards the exit
- >You were just about to go out the front door
- >”Whereya going!?”
- >You jumped a little bit and wheeled around
- >It was Quick Serve
- “Outside, need some fresh air”
- >”You should just go to the playground, you can't leave that way!”
- “Watch me”
- >You open the way to freedom
- >The sounds and sights of city life pour towards you
- “Goodbye”
- >You walk out the door
- >Your face hits an invisible wall
- “Ow, what the hell?”
- >”I told you you couldn't leave, the perimeter is enchanted so fillies can only on 2 conditions
- “What are the conditions?”
- >”Getting adopted or turning 18”
- “How does that even work?”
- >”I have no idea!”
- >Well fuck, hopefully there was a way around this you could find
- >Until then, might as well take these stupid stickers off
- >You try to take them off
- >You can't them off
- “Why can't I take these damn things off?”
- >”The stickers? They don't go away until you can pass through the barrier”
- “Why!?”
- “They're defining stickers, so that the ponies that adopt us know what we're like see?”
- >She shows you the stickers on her side
- >She has a lot of them
- >”There are good stickers like this one”
- >She points towards a sticker with a smiley face wearing a sweatband and the description 'good team player'
- >”And not so good stickers like this one”
- >She points at a sticker with a yelling emoticon and the phrase 'no indoor voice' on it
- “Is this legal?”
- >”I don't know what that means”
- >What did you get yourself into?
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