Pence's Names

Mike "faggot fulgurator" Pence
Mike "one watt for every impure thought" Pence
Mike "Bringin' my AR to the gay bar" Pence
Mike "follow Christ's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
Mike "if you're a dick chaser, get ready for the straight tazer" Pence
Mike "If you don't like twat, prepare for a gigawatt" Pence
Mike "Suck a cock, eat my Glock" Pence
Mike "3-way switch for sissy bitch" Pence
Mike "If he's your wife, 25 to life" Pence
Mike "No Offence Zapping Gays Makes Sense" Pence
Mike "Punishment is gas if you like ass" Pence
Mike "Don't hesitate, shock them straight" Pence
Mike "save the flag, taze a fag" Pence
Mike "No faggots at any expense" Pence
Mike "Do the cock crime, dine on my nine" Pence
Mike "Bag a Fag" Pence
Mike "it's heinous to pleasure your anus" Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence
Mike "Leviticus 20:13" Pence
Mike "if you like in the ass my .50 cal will blast" Pence
Mike "if a male makes you jerk it, you will finish the circuit" Pence
Mike "electron surge for those with the urge" Pence
Mike" the sodomite slayer"Pence
Mike "Taze the rainbow" Pence
Mike "the only man you may please on your knees is jesus" Pence
Mike "don't be surprised about the shock if you like the cock"Pence
Mike "It's the [alternating current year]" Pence
Mike 'Soap Dropper, meet Live Copper' Pence
Mike "Pull a strap on the trap" Pence
Mike "Day 1, Gay 0" Pence
Mike "like to wear skirts, you get 60 hertz" Pence
Mike 'Turning fag degeneracy into renewable energy' Pence
Mike "Lick the rod you get the prod" Pence.
Mike "Dick in your chasm? prepare to spasm" Pence
Mike "Like ass? Prepare to get gassed" Pence
Mike "If men you desire, grab the wire" Pence
Mike "smear the queer" Pence
Mike "Omar Mateen was a good teen" Pence
Mike "Zapping a gay is okay" Pence
Mike "Sodom and Gomorrah were struck by my bear claw" Pence
Mike "Men feeding your desire? Die in electrical fire" Pence
Mike "LGBBQ" Pence
Mike "get deported like a beaner if you like wiener" Pence
Mike "Ohms inside where the gay resides" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for the LGBT" Pence
Mike "Gays Vaped by Tesla's Death Rays" Pence
Mike "Discharge the capacitors on homo fornicators" Pence.
Mike "kill the gays on sundays" Pence
Mike "If You're Bi-Curious, My Wrath Will Be Furious" Pence
Mike "Amperes for the queers" Pence.
Mike "Target priority: minority" Pence
Mike "Zero point for Fag joint" Pence
Mike "Lightning Strike" Pence
Mike "Empty your AK, into a gay pride parade" Pence
Mike "Sucking cocks equals electric shocks" Pence
Mike "capitol hill electric bill" Pence
Mike "Don't like clit? In the chair you sit" Pence
Mike "All Queers Must Be Pierced" Pence
Mike "High resistance to homo persistence" Pence
Mike "Ride cock? Ride the lightning" Pence
Mike "Turning suckers of cocks into potato clocks" Pence
Mike "Dykes and Queers, Your End is Near" Pence
Mike "pride can go hide" Pence
Mike "If you like to smoke cock, prepare for a shock" Pence
Mike "Electricity for the gay perversity" Pence.
Mike "Think About a Lobotomy, Before You Engage in Sodomy" Pence
Mike "Us right-wingers don't kill but would you look at my electric bill" Pence
Mike "if you shove crap, you'll get the zap" Pence
Mike "Take it in the backdoor and you'll be on the floor" Pence
Mike "270+ Electoral Volts" Pence
Mike "Put the Dykes On Pikes" Pence
Mike "reject the cock, you get the shock" Pence
Mike "Adding some E to LGBT" Pence
Mike "Cum in a man and get hit by a Van" Pence
Mike "Philadelphia experiment for all degenerates" Pence
Mike "dual-purpose electric fence" Pence.
Mike "let it be written, scissoring strictly forbidden" Pence
Mike "Lightning strikes for faggots and dykes" Pence
Mike "feel the itch I'll flip the switch" Pence
Mike "turning fruits into vegetables" Pence
Mike " Bump for electricity " Pence
Mike " American Inquisition " Pence
Mike "Bring your gay daughter to the slaughter" Pence
Mike "Take it in the ass without Vass" Pence
Mike "electron surge for those with the urge" Pence
Mike "Aiming my lectrolaser at the gay protesters" Pence.
Mike "Plenty of Amps, for Clam Diving Tramps" Pence
Mike "Tesla's death ray if you're gay" Pence
Mike "prep the Bulls and feel the joules" pence
Mike "Zyklon LGBT" Pence
Mike "Quick-zap-for-the-sissy-trap" Pence
Mike "electricity bill shooting up like orlando" Pence
Mike "Danger! Danger! Guy voltage!" Pence
Mike "Electric Potential for Homosexuals" Pence
Mike "OP? Come see me." Pence
Mike "RuPaul's Drag Taze" Pence
Mike "Potential Difference for your sexual preference" Pence
Mike "gender bender into the blender" Pence
Mike " Shadilay Shocking gays" Pence
Mike "Degeneracy to Energy" Pence
Mike "The gender bender ender" Pence
Mike "cocksuckers are in for a shocker" Pence
Mike "Gays belong in the ash tray" Pence
Mike "Full wave rectifier" Pence
Mike "Putting these fags in past tense" Pence
Mike "induct If you butt fuck" pence
Mike " Electric eels feels" Pence
Mike "Body bag for the fag" Pence.
Mike "virtuoso in correcting the homo" Pence.
Mike "traps get the thunder clap" Pence.
Mike "the trap wiretap" Pence.
Mike "electric railway" Pence.
Mike "x-ray the gay" Pence.
Mike "distribution cap for the trap" Pence.
Mike "plug away the gay" Pence.
Mike "correcting the erecting " Pence.
Mike "electro-magnetic pulse nightclub" Pence
Mike "An ampere a day keeps the gays away" Pence
Mike "If you jerk-it, You fit the circuit" Pence
Mike "If your sister's a fister, we'll turn her into a Resistor" Pence
Mike "Blast the gays with gamma rays" Pence
Mike "Mentioning evolution will award you a state-mandated electrocution" Pence.
Mike "if you're bi mode you'll be a diode" pence
Mike "Watt watt in the butt" Pence
Mike "Electric shock for the too friendly jock" Pence
Mike "If you take it in the butthole, become an electric dipole" Pence
Mike "If homos use baby oil, they meet mr. tesla coil" Pence
He'll turn our trans-brothers into transistors
Mike "backing Trump, but not in the rump" Pence
Mike "shock till you don't like cock" Pence
Mike "I pick on the maricón" Pence
Mike "if it sucks cock, give it a shock" Pence.
Mike 'The only power we're giving queers is Volt times Amperes' Pence
Mike "faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "The transformer" pence
Mike "Tie you to a Wyoming fence" Pence
Mike "Sex with a guy? Prepare to die" Pence
Mike "Gay kids amid the power grid" Pence
Mike "Experiment in college experience the wattage" Pence
Mike "If He's A Faggot, Get The Strait-Jacket" Pence
Mike 'Branching homo swine on overhead line
Mike "putting tags on both fag halves" Pence
Mike "Thor in your back door" Pence
Mike "Dick smells like crap? Then you'll get a zap" Pence
Mike "Voltage for those who like bondage" Pence
Mike "Sexual deviance begets family grievance"
Mike "Become a dielectric, if you're a skeptic" Pence
Mike "queers have potential" Pence
Mike "Introducing fruits to Zeus" Pence
Mike "if you twink you get the shrink" Pence
Mike "Bug (chaser) Zapper" Pence
Mike "Chicks with dicks get hit with bricks" Pence
Mike "walk in a gay bar, get shots for everyone" Pence
Mike "take in the pooper, get fried into a stupor" Pence
Mike "Firing line if you have an impure mind" Pence
Mike ''Electrophorus Electricus'' Pence.
Mike "Keeping the gays at bay" Pence
Mike let men in your bed, electrodes on your head Pence
Mike tweeting about dadbod, you get an electric shot Pence
Mike if you're LGBT then I'll add some E Pence
Mike like it in the back door, prepare to meet Thor Pence
Mike gays in medicine, meet Thomas Edison Pence
Mike if you like gays then I'll give you a taze Pence
Mike if you rub men with baby oil then meet mister Tesla coil Pence
Mike if you like sodomy then prepare for lobotomy Pence
Mike if you look at a guy, zapped in the blink of an eye Pence
Mike if you wear a pink slip, you become a power strip Pence
Mike if your gay is persistence, we'll try high resistance Pence
Mike handkerchief in your pocket, become a human socket Pence
Mike if men you demand, it's off to the power plant Pence
Mike if you're a gay chaser get ready for the tazer Pence
Mike if you like dick it's gonna be electric Pence
Mike if you like guys, energize Pence
Mike if you're a gay kid, become a power grid Pence
Mike if you like them gay, electric railway Pence
Mike puting back the amps in our straight camps Pence
Mike if you like dudes in kneesocks, you'll double as my electric box Pence
Mike if dick you admire, fear the electric wire Pence
Mike if you use a popper, I'll zap you through copper Pence
Mike if you give men a lap, I'll give you a zap Pence
Mike male beautician, electric transmission Pence
Mike if you don't practice absistence, electric resistance Pence
Mike if you love a chap, I must give you a zap Pence
Mike gays in your dorm, they'll taste my thunderstom Pence
Mike speak with a gay lisp, I'll fry you to a crisp Pence
Mike put your dick in Mick, you'll get the electro stick Pence
Mike suck a cock, electroshock Pence
Mike suck a dick, you'll go static Pence
Mike put your queer derriere in my electric chair Pence
Mike stick it where they poo, zap the gay out of you Pence
Mike Electrocute the fruit Pence
Mike AC/DC if you're LGBT Pence
Mike like a guy, then arbeit macht frei Pence
Mike wetting your head, dolts will be spread Pence
Mike if you're queer then jolts you will fear Pence
Mike if you're in transition, say hello to the electrician Pence
Mike touch a willy and I'll zap you silly Pence
Mike touch dicks in the dark and get the spark Pence
Mike gay flirts, 60s hertz Pence
Mike take it in your backdoor and twitch on the floor Pence
Mike buttbumpers get the jumpers Pence
Mike suck the rode and get the prod Pence
Mike jerk it to a guy, circuit 'til you fry Pence
Mike fap to traps and get the zaps Pence
Mike dick in your chasm, prepare to spasm Pence
Mike having a gay fap will get you the zap Pence
Mike if you're a soapdropper, prepare to meet live copper Pence
Mike fags in the Periphery, charge my battery Pence
Mike bareback raw, ohm's law Pence
Mike act like a sister, human resistor Pence
Mike touching jewels, get the joules Pence
Mike if you're a rider of cock, I'll turn you into a potato clock Pence
Mike once a cocksucker, now a conductor Pence
Mike out of the attic, into the static Pence
Mike electrocution is my final solution Pence
Mike if you're queer, you get the ampere Pence
Mike gays in the corner, now hook the transformer Pence
Mike still haven't learned, get the current Pence
Mike stick your wiener there and get the chair Pence
Mike put on Nike, kick that dyke Pence
Mike if you're a sissy bitch, it's the 3-way switch Pence
Mike drag queen, meet this Tesla machine Pence
Mike having a gay urge, electron surge Pence
Mike if you act camp, you get the amp Pence
Mike turning your fag degeneracy into renewable energy Pence
Mike your ass is loose so you get the noose Pence
Mike a little bi-curious, the volts will be furious Pence
Mike blast those gays with teslay rays Pence
Mike if it's men you desire, prepare for the electrical fire Pence
Mike conservatives don't kill, but look at my electric bill Pence
Mike Megawatts for your impure thoughts Pence
Mike if men make you jerk it, you get the circuit Pence
Mike If you're a sodomite, then you will ignite Pence
Mike if you like to be queer, then get ready for mjolnir Pence
Mike liking men, dial up to ten Pence
Mike anus violators, meet my generators Pence
Mike don't like the mammary, become a battery Pence
Mike get an itch, I'll flip the switch Pence
Mike stick those dykes on some spikes Pence
Mike if you're a gay of any sort, you'll double as power cord Pence
Mike shock the gay until they pray Pence
Mike if I see you pitch, I'm flipping that switch Pence
Mike forbidden orgasm, electric spasm pence
Mike you like to get tapped so prepare to get zapped Pence
Mike if you're bi then you will fry Pence
Mike if you're a bum driller then I'm your killer Pence
Mike if you're a gay dolt you'll taste my thunderbolt Pence
Mike if you're gay you get the faraday Pence
Mike if dicks make you damp, I increase the amp Pence
Mike burn those queens to smithereens Pence
Mike ambassador of the capacitor Pence
Mike if he's your wife, I'll shock you for life Pence
Mike reach around, short-to-ground Pence
Mike loving a dyke, power-spike Pence
Mike if you don't roast her, you're getting the toaster Pence
Mike touch a crapper, get the zapper Pence
Mike don't like the clit, in my bergonic chair you will sit Pence
Mike male interior decorators go to the incinerators Pence
Mike never too late to make them straight Pence
Mike if you fall for gay flattery, suck down this battery Pence
Mike if you're a thot, you're getting a powershot Pence
Mike asshole loose, prepare to meet Zeus Pence
Mike if you don't like twats, I'm upping the watts Pence
Mike if you think a vagina is frightening, you're riding the lightning Pence
Mike two men wed, sponge on their head Pence
Mike if you're gay and proud you get the thundercloud Pence
Mike if you have aids, electric crusades Pence
Mike leaving Sandy for Mark, now I'm upping the spark Pence
Mike men wearing flannel, up goes the panel Pence
Mike sucking a chode, I'll turn you into a diode Pence
Mike touch the dome and you get the ohm Pence
Mike if you're gay you touch this relay Pence
Mike feminine penis, no match for Tesla's genius Pence
Mike you're a dyke, voltage spike pence
Mike your inner gay I will fry away Pence
Mike singing Queen songs, now taste my electrons Pence
Mike you call it gay, I call it lack of Michael Faraday Pence
Mike your perversion needs an electrical conversion Pence
Mike follow God's path or taste Tesla's wrath Pence
Mike clean that closet with an electric deposit Pence
Mike thinking about men in the shower, micropower Pence
Mike thinking about men and their dicks, nothing shock therapy can't fix Pence
Mike like men in nylon, become a human pylon Pence
Mike want a gay nation, electric substation Pence
Mike if you're sleeping with peter, I'll forget my voltmeter Pence
Mike if you tell me you're gay, I'll zap you away Pence
Mike if you lube your ring, then taste lightning Pence
Mike if you like to sext then electricity comes next Pence
Mike put it in he, electricity Pence
Mike you don't like girls, electric curls Pence
Mike partaking in gay vice, lightning strikes twice Pence
Mike partaking in gay vice, lightning strikes twice Pence
Mike "Having cock-sucking lessons? Meet my Smith and Wesson" Pence
Mike "Swing for the right team or hang from the ceiling beam" Pence
Mike "Toe tag on every fag" Pence
Mike "if you like to poz it, back into the closet" Pence
Mike ''gay marriage gets you brain damage'' Pence.
Mike "If a man wears a thong his life wont be long"
Mike "Make the queer disappear" Pence
Mike "Candy ass turned to glass" Pence
Mike "Judgement Day at the Cabaret" Pence
Mike "Born this Way? Then you die today" Pence
Mike "Doughnut Muncher Ticket Puncher" Pence
Mike "Adam and Steve meet Smith and Wesson" Pence
Mike "Stay in the closet or you get put in a casket" Pence
Mike "Let's Galvanise Bible Transgressors" Pence
Mike "literally shaking" Pence
Mike "painful screams cure homo dreams" Pence
Mike "Orlando commando" Pence
Mike "Raiden for gay men"
Mike "You Can Pray The Gay Away or Stay for the Hard Way: A Death Ray" Pence
Mike "Like a Trap? Get the Zap" Pence
Mike "The Bug Chaser Disgracer" Pence
Mike "If You're Due, You Cannot Undo" Pence
Mike "Ready To Put The Man Back In Manning" Pence
Mike "If You've Got One In The Belly, Better Find A Back Alley" Pence
Mike "If You Won't Date Her, I'm Flippin' The Breaker" Pence
Mike "If You Like Getting Buttfucked I'll Make You Conduct" Pence
Mike "Putting The Trans In Transistor" Pence
Mike "If You Like Bumming, Your Chair's Humming" Pence
Mike "Homosexual? More Like Ohmosexual" Pence
Mike "Popular Vote, Meet The Popular Volt" Pence
Mike "Lightning Strike The Turbo Dyke" Pence
Mike "If You Like To Get Pounded, You'll Wish You Were Grounded" Pence
Mike "After These Elections Say Goodbye To Gay Erections" Pence
Mike "According To My Constitution You Belong In An Institution" Pence
Mike "Man Wants A Penetrator, I'll Start The Generator" Pence
Mike "alternating current for alternative lifestyles" Pence
Mike "If you're not cisgender, you'll consume more power than White House in december" Pence
Mike "post as a leaf on /pol/, pay the electric toll" Pence
Mike "if dick is your drug taste a 12 gauge slug" Pence
Mike "get turned or get burned" Pence
Mike "Smoke The Pole Get The Volts" Pence
Mike "Set Phasers To Straight" Pence
Mike "Fudge Packer Hijacker" Pence
Mike "Take a load feel the electrode" Pence
Mike "Homo Tramps feel the Amps" Pence
Mike "Adam and Eve or soon you won't breathe" Pence
Mike "Proposition H8" Pence
Mike "Folsom Street Fair Despair Extraordinaire" Pence
Mike "George Takei, it's time to die" Pence
Mike "If you touch my ass, you're eating grass" Pence
Mike "if it's queer it doesn't belong in my hemisphere" Pence
Mike "Hillary and Podesta, meet Nikola Tesla" Pence
Mike "Enola the Gays" Pence
Mike "A Silo Just For Milo" Pence
Mike "The Orlando Shooting Gave Me a Hooting" Pence
Mike "Believing in Evolution Explains Your Sexual Confusion" Pence
Mike "Poof Goes the Poof" Pence
Mike "Shoot the dyke on site" Pence
Mike "Pray the gay away or get thrown in the bay" Pence
Mike "Sock em then shock em" Pence
Mike "Filet the gay" Pence
Mike "Goodnight sodomite" Pence
Mike "If the asshole's red, shoot em dead" Pence