Teacher-Anon

MGT 6

Oct 9th, 2014
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  1. >Take out another toothpick
  2. >Begin chewing on the end
  3. >You hate this job sometimes
  4. >"Next is..."
  5. >"Can I go next Anon-sensei?"
  6. >It's Amy
  7. >The Holstaurus
  8. >The most normal girl in your class
  9. >Your favourite student
  10. >You smile
  11. >"Of course, Amy, come on up."
  12. >Her parents come stand in front of the chalk board
  13. >Wait parents?
  14. >Holst mom brought husband
  15. >Kay
  16. >She begins talking
  17. >Tune it out
  18. >You look at the dad
  19. >He seems nervous
  20. >Maybe he got scared from you yelling
  21. >Wait
  22. >He looks familiar...
  23.  
  24. >5 years ago
  25. >You are a Drill Instructor for the Marine corp
  26. >It's grenade practice
  27. >Your fellow instructor is standing beside you
  28. >It's his day off
  29. >He brought his new car
  30. >"Yeah, Anon, you should come over for dinner, my wife is making meatloaf again and I am sure little Tammy misses you."
  31. >"I guess I could co-"
  32. >Someone screams
  33. >Something lands at your feet
  34. >It's a live grenade
  35. >Frown
  36. >Turn and boot grenade as hard as you can away from you
  37. >It lands on friends car
  38. >Frown harder
  39. >It explodes shattering the window and perforating the hood and tearing chunks from the steering wheel
  40. >Turn around
  41. >Private Dalton is standing behind you
  42.  
  43.  
  44. >5 years later
  45. >Private Dalton is standing in front of your chalk board
  46. >You are now trying to kill him with mind bullets
  47. >You had to help pay for that car
  48. >You also spent the day getting chewed out by superiors
  49. >Dalton is now trembling
  50. >".. And that is what it is like owning a family diner!"
  51. >Amy looks proud
  52. >Holst mom looks at Dalton
  53. >Dalton is staring straight ahead unblinking covered in sweat
  54. >"Oh my, are you ok honey?"
  55. >Frown
  56. >"Yes, Dalton, are you well?"
  57. >He nods slowly
  58. >"Thank you for your time Amy, it sounds like a wonderful place, go have a seat."
  59. >Your day has now slightly improved
  60. >you still hate Dalton though
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  65. Such is the life of the Male teacher
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