2dos x lanky OTP

Once upon a time there was a DK64 player named 2dos. Ever since he was 9 years old, he loved Lanky Kong. He prayed to Lanky every night before bed, which gave him a healthy expanded dong and 8 consistent hours of sleep. He owned all the Lanky toys, games, movies, books, clothes and autobiographies.

Life was simple. And 2dos was happy. However, 2dos’s pals did not approve of his devotion to Lanky. They would barge into his room during an NLE run, and destroy a piece of Lanky memorabilia right in front of him, which would make him choke the run on Castle. This made 2dos very very sad.

However, one fateful night, as 2dos was praying to Lanky before going to bed, he heard a strange noise coming from outside. Before he had a chance to react, the big orange orangutan himself, the myth, the legend; Lanky Kong, had appeared and was standing right there in his room. 2dos simply was never happier. However, Lanky Kong was staring at 2dos in a special way. Very quickly, 2dos realized what the current situation was implying. He knew what had to be done.

With a single swift move, Lanky quickly removed all his clothes in a nanosecond, exposing and proudly displaying his erect golden banana. 2dos’s entire life had been leading up to this moment. He rapidly laid down on all fours on the bed and [DATA EXPUNGED] to prepare himself for Lanky. Faster than you can sing the DK Rap, Lanky immediately inserted his coconut gun into 2dos’s [REDACTED].
After precisely 4 minutes and 23 seconds of non-stop [REDACTED], Lanky fired in spurts inside of 2dos’s [DATA EXPUNGED]. “It hurts, but I do it for Lanky”, said 2dos to himself as Lanky filled his behind with his style and grace. After the incident, 2dos sat there basking in the glow of Lanky’s glory in the aftermath. The DK64 crew came into his room to choke yet another NLE run, but when they saw what had happened, they just stood there staring with shock and disgust in their eyes.

Lanky looked at them dead in eye and softly whispered: “This Kong has a funny face”.
Lanky quickly inflated himself just like a balloon and escaped through the open window.

2dos later died from his injuries, mainly a ruptured colon and severe radiation poisoning from extremely toxic banana juice residue that was found leaking from his internal organs.

Lanky’s whereabouts currently remain unknown.